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@  Telly : (16 October 2019 - 10:48 PM)

my walmart is acting true to form. as soon as mirage arrives from amazon, my walmart gets his entire wave in after months of having wave 1 clogging the pegs....

@  Nevermore : (16 October 2019 - 05:18 PM)

I stirred up some trouble at work, complained about the blatant neglect of employee safety. Was asked to take photos and write down the locations so the matter could be properly escalated. Made me feel a little better.

@  wonko the sane? : (15 October 2019 - 02:55 PM)

I got stabbed in the eyelid by a mudwasp, pulled down a tree, and then got ice cream. You know, all told: not a bad day.

@  Maximus Ambus : (15 October 2019 - 09:17 AM)

Burrunjor

@  Paladin : (15 October 2019 - 08:04 AM)

your mom.

@  Benbot : (15 October 2019 - 08:02 AM)

What's your favorite Paleolithic megafauna?

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:06 PM)

Together with the Rhino G1 sets, probably the most expensive DVDs I ever bought

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:01 PM)

I've still got the age-old Rhino sets

@  Telly : (14 October 2019 - 09:09 PM)

i didnt find that at any of the ones around here, so i had to settle for seasons 1 and 2 of duckman for $3

@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 07:45 PM)

Heck, I got the season 2/3 set for $3 (?) from a Dollar General discount bin :p

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 07:29 PM)

The series is pretty cheap on DVD, too, which at least will work internet or no. The complete series set seems to be OOP, but there's a Season 1 set as well as a combined 2 & 3 set.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 06:10 PM)

Woot! Beast wars!

@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 06:08 PM)

Yay! Tubi now has the first season of Rescue Bots and the full run of Beast Wars FINALLY available.

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 02:16 PM)

Just like me in a game of Civilization. Don't have gunpowder? Time for your cities to burn.

@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 01:51 PM)

He dubbed the peoples that saw him as bad news cannibals and savages before enslaving and wiping them out too.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 01:40 PM)

And if they had been unfriendly: he would have simply slaughtered them with diseases they couldn't fight, and technology they couldn't match until they as a people did not exist. There's something about european backgrounds that drive us to exploit.

@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 11:02 AM)

He described the peoples he encountered as some of the most friendly and giving in the world, so naturally, he ate all their food, enslaved them and put them to work looking for gold that did not exist, until they as a people did not exist.

@  Paladin : (14 October 2019 - 09:57 AM)

he landed by coincidence in front of long-term residents.

@  Sabrblade : (14 October 2019 - 09:55 AM)

He said the world was round-o! (He said the world was round-o!) He said it could be found-o! (He said it could be found-o!) That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo! (That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo!)

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 09:22 AM)

In the year 1492, Columbus gave us the day off skoo

@  Noideaforaname : (14 October 2019 - 08:59 AM)

How often do people actually celebrate Columbus or the Pilgrims? Usually it just feels like celebrating the first break in the school year and a nice dinner with the family.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 08:29 AM)

You've got like two more weeks until the american thanksgiving. Canadian thanksgiving is literally a harvest festival.

@  CVReynolds : (14 October 2019 - 08:09 AM)

Hey, everyone. Come together to enjoy this national holiday made to celebrate a mass-murderer who never set foot in the USA. What fun!

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 07:25 AM)

that's perfect!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (14 October 2019 - 02:22 AM)

A school-bus combiner called Valedictorion.

@  TriBlurr : (13 October 2019 - 12:16 AM)

Honor-Roll

@  Arazyr : (11 October 2019 - 08:18 AM)

I like that one.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 10:39 PM)

Oh, how about Dropout?

@  Pinkcolliebot : (09 October 2019 - 07:47 PM)

Hey Everyone I'm beginning to put together The TF Roll Out Short Hot Rod's Presentation!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 02:35 PM)

Truant.

@  Maximus Ambus : (09 October 2019 - 12:26 PM)

Haslab Unicron may change the direction of Cyberverse or the netflix series.

@  wonko the sane? : (09 October 2019 - 11:31 AM)

Bluecheesewagon

@  Benbot : (09 October 2019 - 07:09 AM)

Those are too friendly--what if he was a Decepticon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (08 October 2019 - 07:23 PM)

Cheesewagon

@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 12:02 PM)

Bus-Top has a very GoBot vibe

@  Bass X0 : (08 October 2019 - 10:51 AM)

I actually never heard of the name Megalodon until recently.

@  Noideaforaname : (08 October 2019 - 09:44 AM)

Bus-Top, Omnibus, Cerebus, Busicus, Busicon

@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Otto

@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Frizzle

@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 09:10 AM)

Crankshaft?

@  Benbot : (08 October 2019 - 08:55 AM)

What's a good name for a school bus Transformer?

@  lastmaximal : (08 October 2019 - 12:57 AM)

Huh. There's a neat name for Beast Hunters Sharkticon Megs.

@  TheMightyMol... : (07 October 2019 - 11:44 AM)

It's a submarine, we swear!

@  Otaku : (07 October 2019 - 11:26 AM)

@Bass X0 Letting myself comment to say "That's a good one!" and ask "Would a megalodon be a good fit for Megatron?"

@  Benbot : (07 October 2019 - 07:59 AM)

Ohhh good one

@  Bass X0 : (07 October 2019 - 07:39 AM)

I now want a Decepticon shark called Megalotron.

@  TriBlurr : (06 October 2019 - 05:47 PM)

Gives them time to screw up the color of his hands. :p

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 October 2019 - 12:33 PM)

His bulk is too great to teleport across such distances.

@  Sabrblade : (06 October 2019 - 11:09 AM)

Cuz it'll take that long to mass produce.

@  Darth Gonzo : (06 October 2019 - 10:47 AM)

Why is Unicron coming in 2021 and not 2020?


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#41 Fnu Aw

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 04:03 PM

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WEIRD AL IS STILL GOOD

Yes he is.
 

Is it normal to be saying things like this?

 

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<Naas> because that's what being friends means

Yes. Completely normal.

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 04:19 PM

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WEIRD AL IS STILL GOOD

Yes he is.

 

I stand corrected. Well, I'm no longer able to stand, but whatever I'm doing, I'm doing it corrected. Spasming, mostly.


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


#43 Fnu Aw

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:33 PM

I need more questions.


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Posted 01 February 2014 - 05:57 PM

Why?
Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


#45 Fnu Aw

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 06:07 PM

It gives me something to do.


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Posted 01 February 2014 - 06:16 PM

Why?

 

Also, favorite kind of cheesecake?

 

What's your opinion on candy corns?

 

Have you ever played with Prismacolor markers?

 

Do you believe in free will?

 

Do you agree that Pony is now over, finished?

 

How do you feel about Furmanisms?

 

Do you own any version of Ratbat?

 

What cologne do you wear?

 

What's your favorite past job?

 

Do you have a favorite future job?

 

Where did your parents grow up?

 

Was there pasta there?

 

What's your favorite kind of pasta?

 

It's tortellini, isn't it? With braised beef and whitesauce?

 

Who let the dogs out?

 

If you had an online comic, how would you feel about fans writing slashfic?

 

Do you own a dog?

 

Do you own a cat?

 

Do you own a chameleon?

 

Is it always sunny in Philadelphia?

 

Do you listen to NPR? 

 

Have you ever seen an episode of that show that was kind of like Red Dwarf but as a children's show with puppets that I can never remember the name of?

 

Is it your favorite?

 

Do you know where they're hiding the babies?

 

How would you explain the resolution of Zeno's Paradox to a child?

 

Do you think that the known elemental particles actually break down even further?

 

Have you ever seen the ocean?

 

What color was it?

 

What kind of car do you drive?

 

Are you Canadian?


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


#47 Fnu Aw

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 08:27 PM

Why?

Because I have to come up with answers.
 

Also, favorite kind of cheesecake?

There's different kinds?
 

What's your opinion on candy corns?

I remember them being delicious. It's been ages though, so I don't know how they are now.
 

Have you ever played with Prismacolor markers?

Nope.
 

Do you believe in free will?

Sure. People can have the will to do anything they want. Whether they're able to act on that will is the question.
 

Do you agree that Pony is now over, finished?

How do you feel about Furmanisms?

Nope.

They can go away along with TFTM quotes. I'm much more amused by Energonisms now.
 

Do you own any version of Ratbat?

No.
 

What cologne do you wear?

None.
 

What's your favorite past job?

Do you have a favorite future job?

Freelance writing.

Ruling the word. Obviously. Failing that, directing movies. As soon as I get this unfinished novel finished I'm going for it.
 

Where did your parents grow up?

Was there pasta there?

What's your favorite kind of pasta?

It's tortellini, isn't it? With braised beef and whitesauce?


All over the place. neither one stayed in one house for very long.
 
Probably. Pasta's cheap, and they both grew up poor.
 
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#48 Fnu Aw

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 08:29 PM

Who let the dogs out?

The cat.
 

If you had an online comic, how would you feel about fans writing slashfic?

I will be thrilled if people use my characters in their own works, and I really don't mind how.

Do you own a dog?
 
Do you own a cat?
 
Do you own a chameleon?

Yes.

No.

No.
 

Is it always sunny in Philadelphia?

Do you listen to NPR?

Never been there.

Once in a while.
 

Have you ever seen an episode of that show that was kind of like Red Dwarf but as a children's show with puppets that I can never remember the name of?
 
Is it your favorite?

X-Bomber?

Nope.

Do you know where they're hiding the babies?

If I did, they wouldn't be hidden.
 

How would you explain the resolution of Zeno's Paradox to a child?

Do you think that the known elemental particles actually break down even further?

How young is this child?

Sure. Why not?
 

Have you ever seen the ocean?
 
What color was it?

Yes. I live in Florida. We've all seen the ocean.

Green.
 

What kind of car do you drive?

An invisible one.
 

Are you Canadian?

Nope.

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 09:49 PM

Is there any music that you only know because it was an internet meme and you actually listen to because you like the song?

example
I listen to Gangnam Style, Party Rock Anthem, Caramelldansen, Run Away (epic sax guy)

If so, what are some of these songs that you listen to?
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Posted 01 February 2014 - 10:59 PM

 

Thoughts?


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#51 Fnu Aw

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 11:04 PM

Is there any music that you only know because it was an internet meme and you actually listen to because you like the song?

example
I listen to Gangnam Style, Party Rock Anthem, Caramelldansen, Run Away (epic sax guy)

If so, what are some of these songs that you listen to?

Nope. I don't tend to watch viral videos. I have never seen Gangnam Style.
 

Thoughts?

It froze after 13 seconds. Stupid YouTube.

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 11:07 PM

Dammit. 

 

Why does YouTube always find a way to break?


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Posted 01 February 2014 - 11:59 PM

Because I have to come up with answers.


Fair.
 

There's different kinds?

I remember them being delicious. It's been ages though, so I don't know how they are now.

 

Sure. Cheesecake blends well with other common cream pie flavors, like key lime or chocolate mousse.

 

Awesome. I thought I was the only one.

 

Nope.


You should. They're tasty.
 

Sure. People can have the will to do anything they want. Whether they're able to act on that will is the question.

Nope.

They can go away along with TFTM quotes. I'm much more amused by Energonisms now.


Neat answer.

Well, I guess that just my being impressed by a Pinkie episode proves that anything is possible.

Damn, I'd not made that connection, and now I feel less cool inside.
 

No.

None.


Me, either.

If you did, what kind of impression would you want to leave with it?
 

Freelance writing.

Ruling the word. Obviously. Failing that, directing movies. As soon as I get this unfinished novel finished I'm going for it.


Damn. So you're awesome, then. How does that go?


Edited by Copper Bezel, 02 February 2014 - 12:20 AM.

Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 02 February 2014 - 12:00 AM

All over the place. neither one stayed in one house for very long.
 
Probably. Pasta's cheap, and they both grew up poor.
 
Lobster ravioli with vodka sauce.


Interesting.

That's fair.

I need to make that and get back to you on whether or not I have a new favorite pasta.
 

The cat.

 
Knew it!
 

I will be thrilled if people use my characters in their own works, and I really don't mind how.

Yes.

No.

No.


That's a neat perspective.

What appeals to you about dogs?
 

Never been there.

Once in a while.


Fair enough.

What shows?
 

X-Bomber?

Nope.


Brats of the Lost Nebula, but yours looks better.

If I did, they wouldn't be hidden.

How young is this child?

Sure. Why not?


Unless you're hiding them!

Eh, eight or nine?

Yeah. Do you think it would be sort of sad to really find the end of it?
 

Yes. I live in Florida. We've all seen the ocean.

Green.

An invisible one.


Oh, right. I'm not sure if it's a fair trade.

Awesome.

Like Wonder Woman?
 

Nope.


Good. Goddamn, sometimes I think all the cool people are in Canada.

Edited by Copper Bezel, 02 February 2014 - 12:01 AM.

Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 02 February 2014 - 09:13 AM

Is it alright to refuse eye contact with ugly people?

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 02:38 PM

ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!


 

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 02:43 PM

I'm bored, what should I do?


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Posted 02 February 2014 - 02:46 PM

Is it alright to refuse eye contact with ugly people?

You don't throw rocks at them?
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Posted 02 February 2014 - 03:27 PM

Dammit. 
 
Why does YouTube always find a way to break?

Because Google sucks.
 

Is it alright to refuse eye contact with ugly people?

Yes. It's always okay to refuse eye contact with people.
 

ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!

I don't know what you're talking about.
 

I'm bored, what should I do?

eBay shopping spree.
 

Sure. Cheesecake blends well with other common cream pie flavors, like key lime or chocolate mousse.
 
Awesome. I thought I was the only one.

I'll go with chocolate mousse then. I sounds like the best cheesecake ever.

You're never alone.
 

Neat answer.

I try.
 

If you did, what kind of impression would you want to leave with it?

Not sure.
 

Damn. So you're awesome, then. How does that go?

 It goes awesomely.

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 03:38 PM

How did you know that I constantly surf eBay when I'm bored?

 

Are you with the NSA?


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