Posted 11 March 2019 - 12:03 PM
"What's a freak show?"
"It's like our family, but people pay to see it."
Posted 23 March 2019 - 05:00 PM
Klaus: Called it!
Doctor: You're crazy.
Klaus: You got no idea.
Klaus: I'd like to apologize that you are depriving some village of their idiot!
Pogo: One grows used to things, even if, sometimes one shouldn't.
Klaus: I'm just gonna go murder mom really quick. I'll be right back.
Klaus: I can’t just call Dad in the afterlife and be like, ‘Dad, could you just stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?'
Allison: Is that my skirt?
Klaus: Oh, yeah, this. I found it in your room, it's a little dated, I know, but... It's very breathy on the, bits.
Allison: Dad hated caffeine.
Klaus: Well, he hated children too, but he had plenty of us.
Klaus: Whooo! He popped his cherry! (Gasps) Now you're going to have to marry her!
Klaus: You just Patrick Swayzed me.
Luther: Who the hell are these guys?!
Klaus: Maybe they're here for Kenny's birthday!
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Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
Before you do anything you can't undo...National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Posted 07 October 2019 - 03:30 PM
Posted 10 May 2020 - 08:49 PM
"Now I see! You are a PISSING OFF PERSON!"
D&D has to report to shareholders. Pathfinder only has to impress its neckbeards.
Posted 11 May 2020 - 05:51 AM
"You fight me with the emotions I left behind. To hell with that!"
Posted 13 May 2020 - 09:46 PM
"Well it takes a tough man to make a tender... chicken..."
It's a secret to everybody
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