Posted 15 June 2017 - 05:29 PM
"You sure do seem to know a lot about it...."
"DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!"
Posted 27 June 2017 - 05:24 AM
This is what they call me. I'm called Glad-of-War, Grim, Raider, and Third. I am One-Eyed. I am called Highest, and True-Guesser. I am Grimnir, and I am the Hooded One. I am All-Father, and I am Gondlir Wand-Bearer. I have as many names as there are winds, as many titles as there are ways to die. My ravens are Huginn and Muninn, Thought and Memory; my wolves are Freki and Geri; my horse is the gallows. I am Odin.
Posted 27 June 2017 - 01:19 PM
"He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe."
"Your head looks... Swollen." "Actually, she's just ugly."
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Posted 01 July 2017 - 07:08 PM
Springer: Well to be fair, you are on this show.
He really does know his product, doesn't he?
Posted 01 July 2017 - 07:16 PM
It took me a second to realize that the Springer you were referring to wasn't the Autobot triple changer.
Guest: What's wrong with me? There's nothing wrong with me!Springer: Well to be fair, you are on this show.He really does know his product, doesn't he?
Unless it is?
Edited by Foffy, 01 July 2017 - 07:16 PM.
Posted 06 July 2017 - 02:39 PM
"Yeah... but I'm from, like, the tropical part of Canada. The vast Canadian Empire ranges all far and wide, you know, eh?"
"...there's something desperately wrong with that sentence, but I'm too tired to care. Remind me in the future never to talk to you until after I've had my coffee."
"The Emperor of Canada told me the same thing once."
Posted 07 July 2017 - 07:44 PM
Sam Chisolm: So you seek revenge?
Emma Cullen: I seek righteousness. But I'll take revenge.
Goodnight Robicheaux: It's like my daddy said...
Billy Rocks: What did your daddy say?
Goodnight Robicheaux: [laughs] My daddy said a lot of things!
Preacher: The spirit is willing, but we are not killers.
Sam Chisolm: No one is, until they're looking down the barrel of a gun.
Josh Faraday: [considering their plight] Reminds me of this fella I used to know. Fell off a five-story building. Passed each floor on the way down, people inside heard him say : "So far, so good!" He's dead now.
Josh Faraday: I make good on my horse yet, Sam?
Sam Chisolm: So far, so good.
Bartholomew Bogue: If God didn't want them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep.
(That one's for Foffy)
Posted 08 July 2017 - 05:26 PM
Now remember guys its just Starscream, so kids gloves, we don't need him telling on us.
Posted 12 July 2017 - 02:22 AM
Posted 19 July 2017 - 10:17 AM
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
I notice when you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around long, neither.
Edited by Caldwin, 19 July 2017 - 10:19 AM.
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