Sonic Screwdriver, glasses, Jelly Babies, a yo-yo, a box of patented strike-anywhere matches, a... sort of chisel thing for carving wood, a heavy atomic spectrometer, a light atomic spectrometer, a slinky, two Algolian Suntiger teeth, a bottle of Quilacten Hypermint extract, two bottles of ginger beer, a half-eaten packet of Jammie Dodgers, the scales of a Santraginian Angler Fish, a sample of Vogon Poetry, a penlight, a pocket watch, scarf repair kit, a collapsible telescope, a Subether Sense-o-Matic that I must remember to return to it's owner, a UNIT ID card (three incarnations out of date, no less), a recorder, a small pouch of gold dust, a spare TARDIS key, a hyperthermic barrier, 3D Glasses, two rubber stamps and a length of twine.
And now the other pocket...
Is that it? I though you would have more.
Oi! These are my pants pockets. Yeah, they're bigger on the inside, but not as bigger on the inside as my coat pockets!
Honestly, though... I never quite know what is actually in my pockets at any given time... it's sort of like piloting the TARDIS: I may not always get what I want, but I usually get what I need. I suspect the old girl has somehow taken over my pockets. Makes it hard to give a comprehensive list. This is pretty close though.
Where do you keep your celery?