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@  Lazy Garou : (29 April 2017 - 04:32 PM)

the do this to sharks. Friggin' sharks!

@  Lazy Garou : (29 April 2017 - 04:31 PM)

they don't kill. they eat half of your face, and you're left with a hideous tumor where the barnacle is.

@  Locoman : (29 April 2017 - 03:49 PM)

Perhaps the barnacle, consumed with guilt at what he'd done, took his own life after killing everyone

@  Lazy Garou : (29 April 2017 - 02:28 PM)

parasitic barnacles are the stuff of nightmares

@  MEDdMI : (29 April 2017 - 01:39 PM)

But barnacles don't have- *checks* "The main sense of barnacles appears to be touch, with the hairs on the limbs being especially sensitive. The adult also has a single eye, although this is probably only capable of sensing the difference between light and dark.[4] This eye is derived from the primary naupliar eye." Huh.

@  ▲ndrusi : (29 April 2017 - 01:29 PM)

He looked in a mirror

@  Evac : (29 April 2017 - 01:26 PM)

He was killed by his own ugliness. Kind of a "Hoist by His Own Petard" thing.

@  MEDdMI : (29 April 2017 - 01:12 PM)

How did the barnacle get killed if everyone died from his ugliness?

@  Whirl Maximus : (29 April 2017 - 11:09 AM)

I've been watching clips of the Japanese dub of the Sunbow movie. Comes with added SCREAMS!

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 09:57 AM)

But the ugly barnacle realised he would grow up to become a beautiful oyster. Only he was killed before then for being so ugly.

@  Locoman : (29 April 2017 - 09:46 AM)

That didn't help at all!

@  Evac : (29 April 2017 - 09:32 AM)

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died! The end.

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 09:16 AM)

But Disney kept making movie sequels, because Disney.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 09:06 AM)

And then a zombie ate him. The End!

@  Nutjob R/T : (29 April 2017 - 08:48 AM)

And then Scrooge put Tiny Dull Mind on his shoulder. "God bless us every one!" shouted Tiny Dull Brain.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 06:05 AM)

Sanity is the crutch of a dull mind.

@  BlackMax : (29 April 2017 - 06:04 AM)

The former is needful. The latter is a situationally necessary demeanor.

@  BlackMax : (29 April 2017 - 06:03 AM)

I think people are confusing sanity with normalcy.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 03:19 AM)

So we can fix them.

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 02:32 AM)

why would any sane person come here anyway? 

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 02:27 AM)

im not sane. my mother had me tested

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 02:12 AM)

We're not weird. You're just too sane.

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 02:11 AM)

*reads through shoutbox* theres some weird people on this board  :thumbsup

@  Pennpenn : (29 April 2017 - 12:45 AM)

I guess it'd be something like "lit-cad-or-et" presuming the p is still silent.

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 12:44 AM)

Your grandma loves you!

@  RichardT1977 : (28 April 2017 - 09:34 PM)

@BlackMax Thank you, Dimitri Martin.

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 07:55 PM)

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... Into the future~♪

@  BlackMax : (28 April 2017 - 06:49 PM)

God spelled backwards is dog. Cat spelled backwards is tac. Pterodactyl spelled backwards is really hard to pronounce.

@  Waspinator : (28 April 2017 - 06:46 PM)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

@  LordGigaIce : (28 April 2017 - 06:12 PM)

you too, eh?

@  Locoman : (28 April 2017 - 05:40 PM)

Well, I don't know about you, but personally I clawed my way free from the corpse of a goat during the autumn equinox.

@  LordGigaIce : (28 April 2017 - 05:37 PM)

Yep. Also diseases are painful. And trucks are weird!

@  Bass X0 : (28 April 2017 - 04:41 PM)

we're all someone's daughters... we're all someone's sons...

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 03:22 PM)

Your creative writing professor is a god, then.

@  Diecast : (28 April 2017 - 03:17 PM)

My creative writing professor read that to my class once, all those years ago.

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 02:37 PM)

Sorry, whenever anyone brings up anything related to badfic, I immediately think of Repercussions of Evil.

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 02:29 PM)

"No! I must kill the trolls" he shouted. The radio said "No, John. You are the trolls" And then John was a shitposter.

@  Locoman : (28 April 2017 - 02:25 PM)

you lived like a spammer ans died to an moderator

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 02:17 PM)

He lived a spammer, and died a moderator.

@  WorkbenchManiac : (28 April 2017 - 02:04 PM)

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill posts along with the good and let me be judged accordingly."

@  TheMightyMol... : (28 April 2017 - 01:49 PM)

Fool! Snark is my friend! Allow me to introduce you to it!

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 11:49 AM)

And I... Have my sarcasm.

@  TheMightyMol... : (28 April 2017 - 11:47 AM)

Search history has changed! Spam forums triumph! And you....you no longer post relevant content!

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 11:46 AM)

Mayhem hazzzz planzzzz.

@  Nutjob R/T : (28 April 2017 - 11:36 AM)

Subforums don't die. They wait. And plan.

@  Benbot : (28 April 2017 - 09:44 AM)

Are there any plans to delete or move dead subforums?

@  MEDdMI : (28 April 2017 - 05:49 AM)

instead of blackjack, we have dice rolls in the RP and there was an actual card game in another thread.

@  Bass X0 : (28 April 2017 - 05:19 AM)

They could start their own Beast Mayhem with Blackjack and Hookers.

@  MEDdMI : (28 April 2017 - 05:16 AM)

There's plenty of talented artists in Beast Mayhem! ....though we tend to draw things that can't be posted anyway. :doh

@  wlg3 : (28 April 2017 - 01:15 AM)

I really enjoy the creative sub forums of TFW, though, like their kitbash and fan art forums. The creative forums have lots of talented, friendly people and is an active, supportive community.


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#1 mx-01 archon

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:14 PM

This was posted over on TFW, but I thought it was too good not to share:

You know that scene in Revenge of the Fallen where Shia's frantically scrawling on the chalkboard and ranting about how Einstein's theorems are wrong?

Little known piece of trivia: Shia LeBeouf is in fact a time-displaced Albert Einstein, and via the movie, corrects his math, self-deprecatingly apologizes for his mistake, and then, if there are any further doubts, gives us visual proof that time travel (among other things) is possible:

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#2 Razorsaw

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:16 PM

OH MY GOD

"Disabled people don’t have special needs. We have very reasonable human needs. Our needs include freedom from abuse, violence, and mistreatment, the right to autonomy and self-direction, the right to represent ourselves, equal opportunity for education and employment, the right to accommodation, and societal inclusion and acceptance.

The need for accommodation isn’t a “special need”. It’s a basic human right. It’s a leveling of the playing field that allows us the same opportunities and chances as non-disabled people."


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#3 Weremole

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:25 PM

Einstien is dougier with smaller eyes but that is pretty cool.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:27 PM

QUOTE(Weremole @ Mar 22 2012, 04:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Einstien is dougier with smaller eyes but that is pretty cool.

Time travel adds 8 pounds. Retroactively.
Reclaim the suffix.

#5 Mr Smitt

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:32 PM

So I take it he has done so to counter the immortality of his arch nemesis, Keanu Reeves?

#6 mx-01 archon

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:33 PM

QUOTE(Mr Smitt @ Mar 22 2012, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So I take it he has done so to counter the immortality of his arch nemesis, Keanu Reeves?


But of course.

YOU HEAR THAT HOLLYWOOD!? The Allspark's expecting a great big paycheck coming our way when the movie comes out Summer 2015! We'll have the archived posts for proof and everything if you try to stiff us!

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#7 The Doctor Who

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:40 PM

Just goes to show, looks aren't everything.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:46 PM

That's awesome.

It also looks like Einstein has a dimple in his chin, but...time travel.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:57 PM

QUOTE(Mr Smitt @ Mar 22 2012, 06:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So I take it he has done so to counter the immortality of his arch nemesis, Keanu Reeves?

When will they learn that the only way to defeat Nicolas Cage's vampire horde is to team up?
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#10 Year Zero

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 06:38 PM

That's awesome

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 09:09 PM

Please don't insult Einstein.

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 12:30 AM

Great Scott

#13 Walky

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 12:34 AM

That's heavy.

#14 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 01:47 AM

Woah.

#15 Octavius Prime

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:35 AM

Gigawhat?!

#16 Vestras

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 07:42 AM

No no no nonono no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nononono!!!
Clearing out some old TFs and Mugenbine in my BST Thread. You know you want some of these.

#17 Esser-Z

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:55 AM

Ohhhh boooooy.

#18 Year Zero

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 12:26 PM

Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 02:39 AM

QUOTE(^0^CORVUS^o^ @ Mar 23 2012, 12:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey.


Spacey-wacey?

Then again, if you get too far into it, those concepts start to blur together something shocking.

#20 Destron D-69

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:13 AM

Atomic Robo will fix this with SCIENCE!


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