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@  Bass X0 : (24 June 2018 - 03:10 AM)

I just realised that Unsolved Mysteries has the same initials as Ultra Magnus.
@  Patchouli Kn... : (22 June 2018 - 05:18 AM)

Yeah, really... what a shitshow.
@  Pennpenn : (22 June 2018 - 04:53 AM)

This week has been an almost unmitigated damn nightmare. It can go die in some metaphorical trash fire where it belongs.
@  Nevermore : (22 June 2018 - 04:48 AM)

I feel your pain.
@  Whirl Maximus : (22 June 2018 - 04:47 AM)

This time ten years ago I was looking forward to Transformers 2.
@  Nevermore : (22 June 2018 - 01:41 AM)

There's room enough for five more cabinets.
@  Nevermore : (22 June 2018 - 01:41 AM)

Once I've settled in and earned money again, I can start with the third wall.
@  Plokatron : (21 June 2018 - 10:05 PM)

I'm still working on my comic just been trying to start up a Custom Lego shop. Won't be too long but I'm still here.
@  Dracula : (21 June 2018 - 10:02 PM)

(really though, great display)
@  Dracula : (21 June 2018 - 10:02 PM)

you're gonna have a buildup of dinosaur electrons.
@  Dracula : (21 June 2018 - 10:01 PM)

he needs his dino-breathing room! :D
@  Dracula : (21 June 2018 - 10:01 PM)

Trypticon looks a bit cramped in there, nevermore!
@  Tm_Silverclaw : (21 June 2018 - 05:54 PM)

Sad thing is we've thought more about the foam than the show writers ever did. :D
@  Nevermore : (21 June 2018 - 05:47 PM)

https://imgur.com/ky0qGVD
@  Nevermore : (21 June 2018 - 05:47 PM)

Current status of my collection room in my new, still-under-construction apartment:
@  wonko the sane? : (21 June 2018 - 05:31 PM)

Depends on whether or not the motive engines for the vehicle mode are the same as the robot mode. Cause we know they use energon for everything.
@  Bass X0 : (21 June 2018 - 05:17 PM)

I was thinking today if Transformers would carry the fuel for their alternate mode in their robot mode? They'd have to, right?
@  TheMightyMol... : (21 June 2018 - 01:28 PM)

I mean, the clear meta reason is so non-Transformers don't die horribly on their ships, but that's not as fun to speculate about.
@  wonko the sane? : (21 June 2018 - 10:43 AM)

There's also lots of chemical reactions which only precipite with oxygen.
@  Tm_Silverclaw : (21 June 2018 - 09:27 AM)

Oxygen is obviously a native gas on cybertron and also let’s the equipment “breath” so to speak.
@  Cybersnark : (21 June 2018 - 08:47 AM)

@Wonko; Yeah, but why oxygen? There are a lot of non-flammable gasses they could've used. And we've seen TFs using radio to communicate in vacuum.
@  Robowang : (21 June 2018 - 08:29 AM)

As the Cream of Wheat glugged forth from his meatus, his mind focused on only one thing: Mommy loved him so.
@  wonko the sane? : (21 June 2018 - 08:17 AM)

there's lots you can't do in vaccuum. The least of which is audio communication.
@  Cybersnark : (21 June 2018 - 08:04 AM)

Though that begs the question of why a robotic species would keep their ships pressurized with oxygen in the first place.
@  Pennpenn : (21 June 2018 - 07:29 AM)

Guess it's just me playing FTL recently. Opening a few doors out to the void is a good way to deal with fires and rude visitors.
@  Tm_Silverclaw : (21 June 2018 - 07:14 AM)

Plus it depends on what part of the ship, can’t easily vent an interior area.
@  wonko the sane? : (21 June 2018 - 06:34 AM)

depends on what's wrong. If you need to get something out and away, would also need to have started in a pressurised space to begin with. If you just want to vent extra heat: it wouldn't work as well as vaccuum is an insulator.
@  Pennpenn : (21 June 2018 - 03:12 AM)

If they're in space wouldn't it make more sense just to vent the area affected to vacuum?
@  Tm_Silverclaw : (20 June 2018 - 07:16 PM)

I mean the foam was dangerous, but in space they probably put out the fires, then wore the equivalent of a hazmat suit to clean up.
@  TheMightyMol... : (20 June 2018 - 04:38 PM)

Only on special occassions.
@  Paladin : (20 June 2018 - 03:50 PM)

you don't?
@  TheMightyMol... : (20 June 2018 - 02:17 PM)

I mean, we don't usually use asbestos on our souls.....
@  Tm_Silverclaw : (20 June 2018 - 10:11 AM)

*looks at asbestos" Yep... Cause we've never used something harmful as a fire retardant. x.x;
@  unluckiness : (20 June 2018 - 06:32 AM)

fire retardant foam is so powerful it can extinguish even sparks
@  Pennpenn : (20 June 2018 - 05:23 AM)

I mean, this is a species that can be disabled (possibly fatally after a while?) by flame retardant foam, so yeah.
@  TheMightyMol... : (20 June 2018 - 01:28 AM)

Transformers are exactly as resilient as the plot needs them to be, so who knows, it could be lethal today.
@  RichardT1977 : (19 June 2018 - 08:50 PM)

Which is why Marvel Megatron was interested in Dr. Biggles-Jones' railgun design and had it grafted onto his G2 tank mode.
@  wonko the sane? : (19 June 2018 - 08:43 PM)

Doesn't really matter what transformers are made of. If you send a 10 pound ball of metal flying at a good enough velocity, you will do damage.
@  Soft Snow : (19 June 2018 - 05:53 PM)

A regular cannon that shoots cannon balls and does nothing to other transformers because they are robots but would put a mean whole in the side of your wooden boat...
@  Shiny Chariot : (19 June 2018 - 05:44 PM)

wtf did the shoutbox do to my emoji
@  Shiny Chariot : (19 June 2018 - 05:44 PM)

also @ patchy its whatever your heart desires đź
@  Shiny Chariot : (19 June 2018 - 05:44 PM)

shes not a drill but she is a grill
@  ▲ndrusi : (19 June 2018 - 05:40 PM)

POTP CINDERSAUR IS A GIRL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
@  Patchouli Kn... : (19 June 2018 - 05:18 PM)

A fusion cannon, or just a regular cannon?
@  Shiny Chariot : (19 June 2018 - 05:04 PM)

megatron but he turns into a ford fusion with a cannon badly welded onto the roof
@  TheMightyMol... : (19 June 2018 - 02:22 PM)

My Little Fusion Cannon: Friendship Through Tyranny.
@  NotVeryKnightly : (19 June 2018 - 02:01 PM)

was that supposed to sound sexual
@  wonko the sane? : (19 June 2018 - 01:55 PM)

I'm pretty sure that megatrons cannon is his best friend, so that friendship is magic stuff won't work.
@  MEDdMI : (19 June 2018 - 01:16 PM)

And then the magic ponies force everyone to be friends FOREVERRRRRRR
@  wonko the sane? : (19 June 2018 - 12:06 PM)

Or... megatron just goes to war against skynet cause he can't stand the competition.

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The John "TotalBiscuit" Bain Memorial Video Review thread

Started by TheBruteSlayer, Jan 20 2012 11:13 PM

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#1 TheBruteSlayer

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:13 PM

I didn't see a thread about him that wasn't old or even an official disscusion, so I made this thread.

For those who are unaware of him, Nostalgia Critic is a character
played by reviewer Doug Walker who reviews bad (and some good) nostalgic movies and TV shows.
He has tackled some of the worst movies there are such as Batman and Robin, the (poorly) animated Titanic movies,
Battlefield Earth, and the horrendously awful Garbage Pail Kids.

His latest review:

Nostalgia Critic: Star Trek 3 - The search for Spock


Full list of reviews here

I'll try to update this thread every week with his latest video.
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:41 PM

His "reviews" are awful.

PM me if you're bored!

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:45 PM

QUOTE(Hora Hora @ Jan 20 2012, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
His "reviews" are awful.


If you don't like him then you shouldn't have even bothered posting.
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:47 PM

Mother always said, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it to your boss."

Then she lit up a cigarette and read a book.

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:47 PM

It's an opinion spoken on a message board. Just because you don't agree doesn't mean you can tell someone not to post.

I also love NC! The recent delays were driving me crazy.
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:49 PM

I've seen pretty much all if not all of his reviews. Love them. Even when he's ripping into a show I happen to like (Captain N was a fun show durnit!), usually I still find it funny just because I can't deny it's true.
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:51 PM

I prefer Brad Jones myself. Doug's alright, though frankly I think he's best when he's not 'on script'.

#8 TheBruteSlayer

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:54 PM

QUOTE(Cheetimus Primal @ Jan 20 2012, 08:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's an opinion spoken on a message board. Just because you don't agree doesn't mean you can tell someone not to post.


sorry, I just can't stand it when someone just comes to express hate in front of fans.
Usually on TFW, a post like that led to a war. I respect his opinion.
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:55 PM

NC is fun, although sometimes grating.

I prefer Spoony, to be honest.

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:01 AM

NC can be hit and miss sometimes. don't know how a guy can get so many viruses to get delays in this day and age.

I hate 90% of the other people on that site. I like Spooney, FilmBrain (sometimes) and Vangelus but everyone else bores me to tears with their little mini stories they try to insert into a damn review.



I don't want to see some god damn terrible live action fanfiction in a review.

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:15 AM

I like the Cinema Snob and Spoony the best, they review my kind of movies.

Z grade schlock starring people who haven't ever had a career or had their career majorly hit the skids!
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:18 AM

QUOTE(Goblez @ Jan 21 2012, 01:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NC can be hit and miss sometimes. don't know how a guy can get so many viruses to get delays in this day and age.

I hate 90% of the other people on that site. I like Spooney, FilmBrain (sometimes) and Vangelus but everyone else bores me to tears with their little mini stories they try to insert into a damn review.



I don't want to see some god damn terrible live action fanfiction in a review.


I couldn't agree more! I can't stand when people put storylines into their reviews, Linkara got really about that. I stopped watching his stuff completely, that and he comes off as whiny in my opinion.
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:20 AM

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NC can be hit and miss sometimes. don't know how a guy can get so many viruses to get delays in this day and age.

I hate 90% of the other people on that site. I like Spooney, FilmBrain (sometimes) and Vangelus but everyone else bores me to tears with their little mini stories they try to insert into a damn review.



I don't want to see some god damn terrible live action fanfiction in a review.


I couldn't agree more! I can't stand when people put storylines into their reviews, Linkara got really about that. I stopped watching his stuff completely, that and he comes off as whiny in my opinion.


Linkara is the only guy I've seen who has subplots, but then again, I don't watch everyone's videos.

Can't say I care about the Blockbuster Buster or Diamanda Hagan or Oancitizen or Phelous or Nash or any of those other guys.
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:24 AM

Looks like all this month they're going to be doing the odd-numbered Trek flicks.

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:26 AM

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QUOTE(Goblez @ Jan 21 2012, 01:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NC can be hit and miss sometimes. don't know how a guy can get so many viruses to get delays in this day and age.

I hate 90% of the other people on that site. I like Spooney, FilmBrain (sometimes) and Vangelus but everyone else bores me to tears with their little mini stories they try to insert into a damn review.



I don't want to see some god damn terrible live action fanfiction in a review.


I couldn't agree more! I can't stand when people put storylines into their reviews, Linkara got really about that. I stopped watching his stuff completely, that and he comes off as whiny in my opinion.


Linkara is the only guy I've seen who has subplots, but then again, I don't watch everyone's videos.

Can't say I care about the Blockbuster Buster or Diamanda Hagan or Oancitizen or Phelous or Nash or any of those other guys.





there is the occasional other one on the site but I mean in general with reviewers. hell even toy reviewers do it >.>

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:28 AM

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QUOTE(AnkhChalice @ Jan 21 2012, 12:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Goblez @ Jan 21 2012, 01:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NC can be hit and miss sometimes. don't know how a guy can get so many viruses to get delays in this day and age.

I hate 90% of the other people on that site. I like Spooney, FilmBrain (sometimes) and Vangelus but everyone else bores me to tears with their little mini stories they try to insert into a damn review.



I don't want to see some god damn terrible live action fanfiction in a review.


I couldn't agree more! I can't stand when people put storylines into their reviews, Linkara got really about that. I stopped watching his stuff completely, that and he comes off as whiny in my opinion.


Linkara is the only guy I've seen who has subplots, but then again, I don't watch everyone's videos.

Can't say I care about the Blockbuster Buster or Diamanda Hagan or Oancitizen or Phelous or Nash or any of those other guys.





there is the occasional other one on the site but I mean in general with reviewers. hell even toy reviewers do it >.>


Not any toy reviewers I watch.

Unless you count Vangelus' themed reviews.
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:30 AM

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QUOTE(Goblez @ Jan 21 2012, 01:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NC can be hit and miss sometimes. don't know how a guy can get so many viruses to get delays in this day and age.

I hate 90% of the other people on that site. I like Spooney, FilmBrain (sometimes) and Vangelus but everyone else bores me to tears with their little mini stories they try to insert into a damn review.



I don't want to see some god damn terrible live action fanfiction in a review.


I couldn't agree more! I can't stand when people put storylines into their reviews, Linkara got really about that. I stopped watching his stuff completely, that and he comes off as whiny in my opinion.


Linkara is the only guy I've seen who has subplots, but then again, I don't watch everyone's videos.

Can't say I care about the Blockbuster Buster or Diamanda Hagan or Oancitizen or Phelous or Nash or any of those other guys.





there is the occasional other one on the site but I mean in general with reviewers. hell even toy reviewers do it >.>


Not any toy reviewers I watch.

Unless you count Vangelus' themed reviews.





oh no no no Vangelus' reviews are awesome. Dat sexy voice...

and I don't want to start naming names in case I offend people ;P

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:51 AM

I enjoy a lot of people on That Guy With The Glasses. NC himself, of course, Spoony, Cinema Snob, Linkara, Film Brain...

And the anniversary films, Kickassia and Suburban Knights, are in my opinion comedy gold.

You're far too young to be this bitter and angry at the world....

I'm reading that with Roy's voice. Heck, I read everything you post in a laconic Irish accent.

 

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 01:08 AM

I prefer Film Brain and Phelous, but yeah, Nostalgia Critic is pretty cool. I spend way too much time on that site...

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 01:09 AM

Nash is really underrated. He's got good charisma, a great voice (and a high quality set up) and works really well with the other reviewers. Plus he avoids the storyline pitfalls.
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