Jump to content


Toggle shoutbox Squawkbox Open the Shoutbox in a popup

Please don't post Youtube videos in the chat box. The forums software auto embeds them. 

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (30 April 2017 - 04:36 AM)

Blasphemy! Zero Suit Samus forever!

@  Foffy : (30 April 2017 - 03:31 AM)

That feeling when you finally realize that King Dedede is the best waifu and all others are shit.

@  Pennpenn : (29 April 2017 - 08:35 PM)

There are probably plenty of people who wouldn't know them from Adam. Me, for example.

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 08:18 PM)

not from me. id just put him on ignore

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (29 April 2017 - 08:16 PM)

I thought of something else about TFW2005 versus the Allspark. If Ignash was allowed back here, wouldn't that initiate lots of frustration and/or abandonment by people here?

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 08:09 PM)

with FRIGGIN laser beams on their FRIGGIN heads!

@  Lazy Garou : (29 April 2017 - 04:32 PM)

the do this to sharks. Friggin' sharks!

@  Lazy Garou : (29 April 2017 - 04:31 PM)

they don't kill. they eat half of your face, and you're left with a hideous tumor where the barnacle is.

@  Locoman : (29 April 2017 - 03:49 PM)

Perhaps the barnacle, consumed with guilt at what he'd done, took his own life after killing everyone

@  Lazy Garou : (29 April 2017 - 02:28 PM)

parasitic barnacles are the stuff of nightmares

@  MEDdMI : (29 April 2017 - 01:39 PM)

But barnacles don't have- *checks* "The main sense of barnacles appears to be touch, with the hairs on the limbs being especially sensitive. The adult also has a single eye, although this is probably only capable of sensing the difference between light and dark.[4]†This eye is derived from the primary†naupliar eye." Huh.

@  ▲ndrusi : (29 April 2017 - 01:29 PM)

He looked in a mirror

@  Evac : (29 April 2017 - 01:26 PM)

He was killed by his own ugliness. Kind of a "Hoist by His Own Petard" thing.

@  MEDdMI : (29 April 2017 - 01:12 PM)

How did the barnacle get killed if everyone died from his ugliness?

@  Whirl Maximus : (29 April 2017 - 11:09 AM)

I've been watching clips of the Japanese dub of the Sunbow movie. Comes with added SCREAMS!

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 09:57 AM)

But the ugly barnacle realised he would grow up to become a beautiful oyster. Only he was killed before then for being so ugly.

@  Locoman : (29 April 2017 - 09:46 AM)

That didn't help at all!

@  Evac : (29 April 2017 - 09:32 AM)

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died! The end.

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 09:16 AM)

But Disney kept making movie sequels, because Disney.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 09:06 AM)

And then a zombie ate him. The End!

@  Nutjob R/T : (29 April 2017 - 08:48 AM)

And then Scrooge put Tiny Dull Mind on his shoulder. "God bless us every one!" shouted Tiny Dull Brain.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 06:05 AM)

Sanity is the crutch of a dull mind.

@  BlackMax : (29 April 2017 - 06:04 AM)

The former is needful. The latter is a situationally necessary demeanor.

@  BlackMax : (29 April 2017 - 06:03 AM)

I think people are confusing sanity with normalcy.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 03:19 AM)

So we can fix them.

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 02:32 AM)

why would any sane person come here anyway? 

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 02:27 AM)

im not sane. my mother had me tested

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 02:12 AM)

We're not weird. You're just too sane.

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 02:11 AM)

*reads through shoutbox* theres some weird people on this board  :thumbsup

@  Pennpenn : (29 April 2017 - 12:45 AM)

I guess it'd be something like "lit-cad-or-et" presuming the p is still silent.

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 12:44 AM)

Your grandma loves you!

@  RichardT1977 : (28 April 2017 - 09:34 PM)

@BlackMax Thank you, Dimitri Martin.

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 07:55 PM)

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... Into the future~♪

@  BlackMax : (28 April 2017 - 06:49 PM)

God spelled backwards is dog. Cat spelled backwards is tac. Pterodactyl spelled backwards is really hard to pronounce.

@  Waspinator : (28 April 2017 - 06:46 PM)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

@  LordGigaIce : (28 April 2017 - 06:12 PM)

you too, eh?

@  Locoman : (28 April 2017 - 05:40 PM)

Well, I don't know about you, but personally I clawed my way free from the corpse of a goat during the autumn equinox.

@  LordGigaIce : (28 April 2017 - 05:37 PM)

Yep. Also diseases are painful. And trucks are weird!

@  Bass X0 : (28 April 2017 - 04:41 PM)

we're all someone's daughters... we're all someone's sons...

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 03:22 PM)

Your creative writing professor is a god, then.

@  Diecast : (28 April 2017 - 03:17 PM)

My creative writing professor read that to my class once, all those years ago.

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 02:37 PM)

Sorry, whenever anyone brings up anything related to badfic, I immediately think of Repercussions of Evil.

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 02:29 PM)

"No! I must kill the trolls" he shouted. The radio said "No, John. You are the trolls" And then John was a shitposter.

@  Locoman : (28 April 2017 - 02:25 PM)

you lived like a spammer ans died to an moderator

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 02:17 PM)

He lived a spammer, and died a moderator.

@  WorkbenchManiac : (28 April 2017 - 02:04 PM)

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill posts along with the good and let me be judged accordingly."

@  TheMightyMol... : (28 April 2017 - 01:49 PM)

Fool! Snark is my friend! Allow me to introduce you to it!

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 11:49 AM)

And I... Have my sarcasm.

@  TheMightyMol... : (28 April 2017 - 11:47 AM)

Search history has changed! Spam forums triumph! And you....you no longer post relevant content!

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 11:46 AM)

Mayhem hazzzz planzzzz.


Photo
- - - - -

Guess who's back...


This topic has been archived. This means that you cannot reply to this topic.
28 replies to this topic

#1 Jen!

Jen!
  • Citizen
  • 1132 posts

Posted 11 November 2011 - 10:22 PM

That's right, bitches. I'm back. icon-arcee.gif Who the hell missed me?
How you gonna hate outside Mayhem, when you can't even get in?

#2 Destron D-69

Destron D-69

    Princess of Hugging

  • Supporter
  • 50067 posts

Posted 11 November 2011 - 10:41 PM

I did... but it was fun seeing you go


You must have Signatures turned on

#3 Caboo

Caboo

    Local Tentacle Maiden

  • Supporter
  • 19905 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 04:06 AM

Excellent!

#4 Ironbite

Ironbite

    Haha no aji o ajiwau!

  • Supporter
  • 22660 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 04:24 AM

Nobody cares

IBanimated.gif

darkmatchsmall.jpg

 


#5 Caboo

Caboo

    Local Tentacle Maiden

  • Supporter
  • 19905 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 05:56 AM

QUOTE(Ironbite @ Nov 12 2011, 04:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nobody cares

I like how this statement was invalidated before it was even made. icon-hotrod.gif

#6 TheMightyMollusk

TheMightyMollusk

    From the north, I will come with cold, hateful judgement

  • Supporter
  • 36337 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 08:03 AM

QUOTE(Cabooceratops @ Nov 12 2011, 05:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Ironbite @ Nov 12 2011, 04:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nobody cares

I like how this statement was invalidated before it was even made. icon-hotrod.gif

It's Ironbite.

#7 Oppropro

Oppropro

    you've heard about dire bears right?

  • Citizen
  • 525 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 12:09 PM

SANTA'S BACK?????

no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#8 Destron D-69

Destron D-69

    Princess of Hugging

  • Supporter
  • 50067 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 03:50 PM

??? now I have even more questions about the mommy kissing santa song
You must have Signatures turned on

#9 Jen!

Jen!
  • Citizen
  • 1132 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 07:10 PM

I missed all ya'lls crazy asses. Except for Ironbite, cause he's just...himself. icon-op.gif Boosey, my little nerdling. I've missed you the most. Destron is second with his sexyness. Catlung, baby, you rock my socks. TMM, buddy, I missed your murderous ways. They brought more darkness to my morbid world. I just need to speak to your wife to make it better.

Edited by Jen!, 12 November 2011 - 07:14 PM.

How you gonna hate outside Mayhem, when you can't even get in?

#10 Internet Jesus

Internet Jesus

    Anti-Hero

  • Citizen
  • 20881 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 07:26 PM

SUP BITCHES

3DS Friend Code for Pokeymans: 0318-7927-2975

EFiaZec.png
Icebreaker: Psychiatrist is PROBABLY DEAD. Click here for Archives.


#11 Jen!

Jen!
  • Citizen
  • 1132 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 07:43 PM

ALL HAIL INTERNET JESUS...MY VIRTUAL SAVIOR!
How you gonna hate outside Mayhem, when you can't even get in?

#12 Destron D-69

Destron D-69

    Princess of Hugging

  • Supporter
  • 50067 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 07:47 PM

... Clean up after Caboose... I'll take 2nds, but not directly after 1sts

LOL
You must have Signatures turned on

#13 Devcon

Devcon

    Notable, apparently

  • Retired Staff
  • 11291 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 08:07 PM

QUOTE(Jen! @ Nov 12 2011, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Boosey, my little nerdling.

Interestingly enough, I am semi drunk tonight (i.e. "boosey") and I am a nerd.
With many thanks to Alex Milne for the new Dragnet Avatar!

#14 Destron D-69

Destron D-69

    Princess of Hugging

  • Supporter
  • 50067 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 08:08 PM

don't you be trying to move in on my seconds Devcon...

>_>
You must have Signatures turned on

#15 Devcon

Devcon

    Notable, apparently

  • Retired Staff
  • 11291 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 08:10 PM

Just tellin' it like it is.


Besides, I'm just SEMI drunk. Not quite at "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" stage yet.
With many thanks to Alex Milne for the new Dragnet Avatar!

#16 Destron D-69

Destron D-69

    Princess of Hugging

  • Supporter
  • 50067 posts

Posted 12 November 2011 - 08:12 PM

well okay then.




















>_> watching u
You must have Signatures turned on

#17 Jen!

Jen!
  • Citizen
  • 1132 posts

Posted 13 November 2011 - 12:25 AM

QUOTE(Devcon @ Nov 12 2011, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Jen! @ Nov 12 2011, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Boosey, my little nerdling.

Interestingly enough, I am semi drunk tonight (i.e. "boosey") and I am a nerd.

Oh how I've missed your drunk ass, Dev. I've been drinking tons of coffee for you here lately.

QUOTE(Destron D-69 @ Nov 12 2011, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
don't you be trying to move in on my seconds Devcon...

>_>

... o.O Never saw someone so defensive over seconds before. You're very dedicated...I might be thinking about taking that ring off your *SCRUBBED*...Nah, I'll leave it on.
How you gonna hate outside Mayhem, when you can't even get in?

#18 Helicopter Drone of Whirl

Helicopter Drone of Whirl

    Minion of Madness & Mirth

  • Citizen
  • 51 posts

Posted 13 November 2011 - 12:53 AM

*A squad of drones crash through the wall of the thread.*

Hey Jen! We missed you!

Except for the drone that's been hiding under your bed though.



Helicopter Drone of Whirl

#19 Destron D-69

Destron D-69

    Princess of Hugging

  • Supporter
  • 50067 posts

Posted 13 November 2011 - 01:00 AM

ewe that's where Caboose's firsts end up...


You must have Signatures turned on

#20 Zek

Zek

    Resident Goober

  • Supporter
  • 7766 posts

Posted 15 November 2011 - 12:35 AM

It's weird, I never notice how much I miss a person until they come back...


So yay.