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@  Pennpenn : (29 April 2017 - 08:35 PM)

There are probably plenty of people who wouldn't know them from Adam. Me, for example.

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 08:18 PM)

not from me. id just put him on ignore

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (29 April 2017 - 08:16 PM)

I thought of something else about TFW2005 versus the Allspark. If Ignash was allowed back here, wouldn't that initiate lots of frustration and/or abandonment by people here?

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 08:09 PM)

with FRIGGIN laser beams on their FRIGGIN heads!

@  Lazy Garou : (29 April 2017 - 04:32 PM)

the do this to sharks. Friggin' sharks!

@  Lazy Garou : (29 April 2017 - 04:31 PM)

they don't kill. they eat half of your face, and you're left with a hideous tumor where the barnacle is.

@  Locoman : (29 April 2017 - 03:49 PM)

Perhaps the barnacle, consumed with guilt at what he'd done, took his own life after killing everyone

@  Lazy Garou : (29 April 2017 - 02:28 PM)

parasitic barnacles are the stuff of nightmares

@  MEDdMI : (29 April 2017 - 01:39 PM)

But barnacles don't have- *checks* "The main sense of barnacles appears to be touch, with the hairs on the limbs being especially sensitive. The adult also has a single eye, although this is probably only capable of sensing the difference between light and dark.[4]†This eye is derived from the primary†naupliar eye." Huh.

@  ▲ndrusi : (29 April 2017 - 01:29 PM)

He looked in a mirror

@  Evac : (29 April 2017 - 01:26 PM)

He was killed by his own ugliness. Kind of a "Hoist by His Own Petard" thing.

@  MEDdMI : (29 April 2017 - 01:12 PM)

How did the barnacle get killed if everyone died from his ugliness?

@  Whirl Maximus : (29 April 2017 - 11:09 AM)

I've been watching clips of the Japanese dub of the Sunbow movie. Comes with added SCREAMS!

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 09:57 AM)

But the ugly barnacle realised he would grow up to become a beautiful oyster. Only he was killed before then for being so ugly.

@  Locoman : (29 April 2017 - 09:46 AM)

That didn't help at all!

@  Evac : (29 April 2017 - 09:32 AM)

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died! The end.

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 09:16 AM)

But Disney kept making movie sequels, because Disney.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 09:06 AM)

And then a zombie ate him. The End!

@  Nutjob R/T : (29 April 2017 - 08:48 AM)

And then Scrooge put Tiny Dull Mind on his shoulder. "God bless us every one!" shouted Tiny Dull Brain.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 06:05 AM)

Sanity is the crutch of a dull mind.

@  BlackMax : (29 April 2017 - 06:04 AM)

The former is needful. The latter is a situationally necessary demeanor.

@  BlackMax : (29 April 2017 - 06:03 AM)

I think people are confusing sanity with normalcy.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 03:19 AM)

So we can fix them.

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 02:32 AM)

why would any sane person come here anyway? 

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 02:27 AM)

im not sane. my mother had me tested

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2017 - 02:12 AM)

We're not weird. You're just too sane.

@  Telly : (29 April 2017 - 02:11 AM)

*reads through shoutbox* theres some weird people on this board  :thumbsup

@  Pennpenn : (29 April 2017 - 12:45 AM)

I guess it'd be something like "lit-cad-or-et" presuming the p is still silent.

@  Bass X0 : (29 April 2017 - 12:44 AM)

Your grandma loves you!

@  RichardT1977 : (28 April 2017 - 09:34 PM)

@BlackMax Thank you, Dimitri Martin.

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 07:55 PM)

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... Into the future~♪

@  BlackMax : (28 April 2017 - 06:49 PM)

God spelled backwards is dog. Cat spelled backwards is tac. Pterodactyl spelled backwards is really hard to pronounce.

@  Waspinator : (28 April 2017 - 06:46 PM)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

@  LordGigaIce : (28 April 2017 - 06:12 PM)

you too, eh?

@  Locoman : (28 April 2017 - 05:40 PM)

Well, I don't know about you, but personally I clawed my way free from the corpse of a goat during the autumn equinox.

@  LordGigaIce : (28 April 2017 - 05:37 PM)

Yep. Also diseases are painful. And trucks are weird!

@  Bass X0 : (28 April 2017 - 04:41 PM)

we're all someone's daughters... we're all someone's sons...

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 03:22 PM)

Your creative writing professor is a god, then.

@  Diecast : (28 April 2017 - 03:17 PM)

My creative writing professor read that to my class once, all those years ago.

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 02:37 PM)

Sorry, whenever anyone brings up anything related to badfic, I immediately think of Repercussions of Evil.

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 02:29 PM)

"No! I must kill the trolls" he shouted. The radio said "No, John. You are the trolls" And then John was a shitposter.

@  Locoman : (28 April 2017 - 02:25 PM)

you lived like a spammer ans died to an moderator

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 02:17 PM)

He lived a spammer, and died a moderator.

@  WorkbenchManiac : (28 April 2017 - 02:04 PM)

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill posts along with the good and let me be judged accordingly."

@  TheMightyMol... : (28 April 2017 - 01:49 PM)

Fool! Snark is my friend! Allow me to introduce you to it!

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 11:49 AM)

And I... Have my sarcasm.

@  TheMightyMol... : (28 April 2017 - 11:47 AM)

Search history has changed! Spam forums triumph! And you....you no longer post relevant content!

@  Evac : (28 April 2017 - 11:46 AM)

Mayhem hazzzz planzzzz.

@  Nutjob R/T : (28 April 2017 - 11:36 AM)

Subforums don't die. They wait. And plan.

@  Benbot : (28 April 2017 - 09:44 AM)

Are there any plans to delete or move dead subforums?


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Posted 09 November 2010 - 03:40 PM

For the past few decades, the Army has been publishing a magazine entitled "P.S. : The Preventive Maintenance Monthly."

Each issue of the magazine is filled with cartoons and short pieces of text featuring advice and tips on how soldiers, technicians, and mechanics can keep their gear in top shape and help ensure that things operate smoothly & safely. As they're available for public release,* a lot of Army folks and their families have them simply lying around.

I recently got my hands on a few recent back issues, among them issue # 674 (January 2009).

On pages 42 and 43 is an article about the PP-8498/U Soldier-Portable Battery Charger.

...which, as Optimus Prime helps to explain, is capable of transforming every time a soldier downloads an upgrade for the software included inside. icon-op.gif

Cool, eh?

I'll try to get a scan as soon as possible; my scanner's been somewhat cranky as of late. I'm also trying to get on the magazine's website, but Firefox is also getting cranky.




*The front cover is marked "Approved for Public Release; Distribution is Unlimited".

I would imagine that Smitty and a few other US military types here might have a few of these handy or at least have access to them, too.
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Posted 09 November 2010 - 07:38 PM

I'll see what I can do...

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 03:29 AM

I found it on LOGSA and emailed it to my Gmail. I'll take out the web sites and phone numbers tonight and post the article.

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 03:29 AM

is this the magazine Joe Kubert did a ton of artwork for?
Woooo!

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 05:27 AM



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Posted 10 November 2010 - 07:13 AM

interesting, is it me or Prime looks sorta like his Action master toy in Bot mode?

Edited by Kraken Isaac, 10 November 2010 - 07:13 AM.

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 09:01 AM

Prime's scale goes from more or less reasonable to freaking huge to toy-sized.

It's G1-accurate!

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Childrens toys? whaa the boxes seriously say ages 5+ I consider myself the plus.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 09:10 AM

For some reason I thought this was going to be about last Sunday's Family Guy episode.

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 09:49 AM

I ama amused by Optimus' inadvertantly confounded expression in the third panel.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 11:52 AM

QUOTE(Spark @ Nov 10 2010, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I ama amused by Optimus' inadvertantly confounded expression in the third panel.



Looks more like dull surprise to me.

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 08:16 PM

Master Sergeant Half-Mast just stepped on his line...

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 10:22 AM

QUOTE(▲ndrusi @ Nov 10 2010, 02:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Prime's scale goes from more or less reasonable to freaking huge to toy-sized.

It's G1-accurate!


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