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@  Echowarrior : (26 May 2017 - 09:16 PM)

Thor was a great guy. Same as most of the Asgard. Loki was a jerk, though.

@  wonko the sane? : (26 May 2017 - 07:21 PM)

I think thor was just too smart to NOT call us stupid next to him.

@  Pennpenn : (26 May 2017 - 07:18 PM)

Six of one, half a dozen of the other?

@  wonko the sane? : (26 May 2017 - 07:17 PM)

I always interpreted that scene to mean that asgardians weren't capable of breaking down problems in the same way as humans.

@  Pennpenn : (26 May 2017 - 06:58 AM)

I mean, SG1 was a good show on balance. One of my favourite things was Thor admitting he found humans good to keep around because they so often came up with stupid ideas that nevertheless worked out.

@  Whirl Maximus : (26 May 2017 - 05:59 AM)

Those episodes were 1969 and 2010.

@  Whirl Maximus : (26 May 2017 - 05:59 AM)

Stargate sg1 was loosely based on the movie, it thrived on continuity it was impressive how old situations and solutions would come back in unexpected ways. Continuum had it's villain use the characters own solution in two previous episodes against them.

@  Pennpenn : (26 May 2017 - 05:39 AM)

And yeah, name is based on a part of my surname. Can't remember why I picked it. Lost to memories of the primordial early 2000s.

@  Pennpenn : (26 May 2017 - 05:37 AM)

Like how Abydos in the movie is in another galaxy on the far side of the universe, but Abydos in SG1 is the closest world to Earth (and that was the only reason the gate could still get there) and even getting to other galaxies was impossible with the normal gates.

@  Pennpenn : (26 May 2017 - 05:35 AM)

I was very tired when I said that, but what I meant was a lot of stuff that is in the original Stargate movie is contradicted a lot in Stargate SG1.

@  unluckiness : (26 May 2017 - 05:29 AM)

OBJECTION

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (26 May 2017 - 12:48 AM)

I remember a fanfic that had Swindle as Lawyer.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (25 May 2017 - 10:08 PM)

No, I am referring to before Beast Wars: Uprising. I swear Swindle was a lawyer in a story before "A Brush With Infamy".

@  Telly : (25 May 2017 - 09:47 PM)

i cant get the link to work for the life of me. just go to the wiki and type "a brush with infamy" in the search box and itll come up

@  Telly : (25 May 2017 - 09:40 PM)

grr. check the post above this one. stupid non working link and i cant delete shouts...

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (25 May 2017 - 09:25 PM)

I swear I've read the story but now I forget which one it is.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (25 May 2017 - 09:25 PM)

When has G1 Swindle been a lawyer before?

@  Rycochet : (25 May 2017 - 07:20 PM)

All I know about PennPenn is he's so good they named him twice.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (25 May 2017 - 07:02 PM)

Nope.. Pennpenn is actually a Prinny dood!

@  Foffy : (25 May 2017 - 06:47 PM)

I wonder if Pennpenn is related to Sean Penn.

@  Kalidor : (25 May 2017 - 04:31 PM)

PennPenn - What are you talking about?

@  wonko the sane? : (25 May 2017 - 02:13 PM)

It's the only way for wisconsin to build it's population.

@  Bass X0 : (25 May 2017 - 02:04 PM)

Wisconsin law: Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

@  Nevermore : (25 May 2017 - 11:58 AM)

Prequel creep?

@  Pennpenn : (25 May 2017 - 09:47 AM)

The prequel-creep from the original Stargate movie to SG1 is kinda funny.

@  Paladin : (25 May 2017 - 08:12 AM)

clickbaid browser hijacker explains everything?

@  Nevermore : (25 May 2017 - 07:29 AM)

Wow, this explains a lot! http://www.transfo

@  Robowang : (25 May 2017 - 06:50 AM)

There have been links to articles once or twice that I actually wanted to read but were cut off.

@  Robowang : (25 May 2017 - 06:49 AM)

True.

@  unluckiness : (25 May 2017 - 06:45 AM)

eh not missing much

@  Robowang : (25 May 2017 - 06:40 AM)

Stupid Twitter.

@  Robowang : (25 May 2017 - 06:40 AM)

That explains why they are cut off all the time.

@  Robowang : (25 May 2017 - 06:40 AM)

Yuck.

@  Foffy : (24 May 2017 - 11:05 PM)

I mean, a large portion of the status updates are snippets of peoples' twitter accounts...

@  Steevy Maximus : (24 May 2017 - 09:34 PM)

I thought that was the status updates?

@  ▲ndrusi : (24 May 2017 - 09:18 PM)

Wait, I thought Twitter was the P&R shoutbox.

@  Noideaforaname : (24 May 2017 - 06:11 PM)

Nerd talk is infinitely better than P&R talk...

@  Bass X0 : (24 May 2017 - 04:30 PM)

Warning: Chatbox subject to spontaneous outbursts of nerd talk

@  Bass X0 : (24 May 2017 - 03:50 PM)

Most people should rap their age as a math problem.

@  Foffy : (24 May 2017 - 03:24 PM)

More people should state their age as math problems. I'm nine squared minus sixty-three.

@  Benbot : (24 May 2017 - 03:16 PM)

That's a complicated way of saying you're 20

@  Whirl Maximus : (24 May 2017 - 03:08 PM)

Simpsons movie is ten years old. I'm ten years older.

@  The Doctor Who : (24 May 2017 - 02:48 PM)

Or Facebook

@  Paladin : (24 May 2017 - 02:07 PM)

it's called Tumblr.

@  lastmaximal : (24 May 2017 - 02:04 PM)

Is there a p&r shoutbox?

@  Bass X0 : (24 May 2017 - 02:02 PM)

Quote from Facebook (not from me): "Religion is like having a penis. It's all very well and good to be proud of it. Just don't shove it in my face UNLESS I ASK YOU TO!"

@  Rycochet : (24 May 2017 - 11:21 AM)

In an mmmbop they're gone! In an mmm bop they're not there!

@  unluckiness : (24 May 2017 - 08:13 AM)

can't touch this

@  Robowang : (24 May 2017 - 08:09 AM)

It's Skyline time.

@  MEDdMI : (24 May 2017 - 06:28 AM)

It's that time of the month.


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#221 Kalidor

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:19 PM

Smitty, I implore you to please proofread your posts for grammar and spelling.

Just take the extra time to do it. Type something and read it again. It won't only make what you say come across in a better fashion, but might give you some insight as to what you're actually saying and what point you're trying to get across and save a lot of hassle.

#222 MightyMegs

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:33 PM

Here's a pic of me... just back from the gym, and still pumped. I'm really sweaty... not stinky, but in a good, musky way.



#223 Destron D-69

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:49 PM

QUOTE(RockinRobin @ Sep 11 2010, 10:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...not a lesbian or ninja...

But my husband says I can aspire to be anything I want?
as long as he gets to hold the camera.


that's my favorite answer so far.

this thread has gone a long way to explain to me why Smitty voted no on my no longer existent thread about things I likely should stop talking about because the vans are pulling up in the driveway and the children might here me say boobies
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#224 Copper Bezel

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:51 PM

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I look back at the sex I have had that was meaningless, and all I see is how it robbed me of a worthwhile relationship with that person.


That can happen without sex, too. But it's one particular situation - as you're implying yourself. I think it's sensible to have a healthy fear of letting sexual feelings or intentions get in the way of a given relationship, certainly. That's not exactly what we've been discussing here.

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Smitty, I implore you to please proofread your posts for grammar and spelling.


It's not *that* hard to mentally insert a missing word here or there. And, again, Destron is posting here. Are you really going to pick on Smitty's grammar?

Edited by Kalimol, 11 September 2010 - 02:54 PM.

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#225 Jeysie

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:51 PM

QUOTE(Kalimol @ Sep 11 2010, 01:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's just that initially, your explanation of the term "cheating" hinged on deception or sneakiness being a part of the deal.

Actually, I said "deceive someone and/or sneakily break the rules". And/Or means "one, the other, or both". (If we're going to get nitpicky. icon-arcee.gif )

QUOTE(Smitty @ Sep 11 2010, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I look back at the sex I have that was meaningless and all I see is how it rob me of a worth wile relationship with that person.

If someone just wants meaningless sex from you, they probably weren't interested in a relationship anyway. I mean, I would think (ideally) that would be the whole reason you have meaningless sex with someone to begin with--that for whatever reason you're at the moment just interested in the sex part without the relationship part.

#226 Destron D-69

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 03:21 PM

I must have Slept with Kalimol's mom and never called her back, dude has a serious hate on for me.
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#227 Liege

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 03:47 PM

There's nothing wrong with consensual, casual sex between adults. How you feel about that though I guess is down to how you were raised.

And I'm pretty sure Kalimol's mum has better taste than that.
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And Liege, you're words really have had an effect on me. It made me relise I've shouldn't care about what others think of me, I should only care about what I think of myself.

Liege is a small dude with a lot of wisdom.

Well one of those descriptive words is accurate I suppose!

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#228 Destron D-69

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:00 PM

well she does now icon-fire.gif

seriously though... can you guys stop trying to start a fight? this thread has nothing to do with how anyone feels about anyone else.

Edited by Destron D-69, 11 September 2010 - 04:02 PM.

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#229 Bleargh001

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:19 PM

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QUOTE(Rhinox @ Sep 11 2010, 08:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am condom failure.
My brother, he's pill failure.
My sister, she's vasectomy failure.

All three of us were 1 in a million chance kids.

Condom failure with my first child, pill failure for the second child...

I thought vasectomy were kinda hard to fail with though. Maybe I'll reconsider that operation. Wifey is currently usng an IUD.



Properly performed Vasectomies do not fail. There is no way for the severed tubes to reconnect. The only tricky part is making sure all of the sperm cells are dead and gone before you can start having pregnancy-riskless sex. Getting rid of them involves a combination of expulsion of the cells (clearing out the pipes icon-arcee.gif) and time (you gotta wait long enough for the cells to die). 20 shots in a 2 weeks won't do it (take it from me...). You basically gotta wait, and masturbate, for whole month or so. Follow-up appointments with the doctor to check and see if your semen has any sperm left in it are essential. If you are sure you want to father no more children, then I highly recommend a vasectomy. Get a Urologist to do it. Also do not eat any ginger on the day of your operation.

As for Rhino...well....
If his sister was born after a vasectomy, then either his parents did not wait long enough after the operation to have unprotected sex, or his Dad should have a little talk with his Mom.


On Topic: Straight. Not a virgin.

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#230 (Deactivated) Slander

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:22 PM

If you want them, screw them.

There is no straight. There is no gay.

#231 The Jawa

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:37 PM

QUOTE(Streets Ahead @ Sep 11 2010, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get the Exploding Unicorn reference at all. Should I assume it's a euphemism?


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My fault entirely, I said I make unicorns spontaneously combust (see Unicorns: subsection virginity). And it snowballed from there in a far more pleasant and amusing fashion that the high horse ( icon-fire.gif ) bulljive that went on beyond that.



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#232 HeyMickey

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:42 PM

QUOTE(Slander @ Sep 11 2010, 05:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you want them, screw them.

There is no straight. There is no gay.


You sound like a sexy Yoda.

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#233 Bleargh001

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:43 PM

QUOTE(Slander @ Sep 11 2010, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you want them, screw them.

There is no straight. There is no gay.



Only Zul.

#234 Boo

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:45 PM

QUOTE(Kalidor @ Sep 11 2010, 04:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Boo @ Sep 11 2010, 01:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Straight. Married. Not a virgin... though given how often we see each other anymore it's getting harder to remember the last time...


Weren't you with that really hot chick and you were both waiting till you got married?

So is this the same girl?


Yes sir. Got married 2 1/2 years ago. icon-silverbolt.gif

Happiest times of my life... except the whole job/school/living with in-laws thing...

#235 (Deactivated) Roobx

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:45 PM

I tend to fancy whomever has the greater advantage..

I believe that throws me into the 'Anything' category.

#236 Liege

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 05:55 PM

QUOTE(Destron D-69 @ Sep 11 2010, 05:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
seriously though... can you guys stop trying to start a fight? this thread has nothing to do with how anyone feels about anyone else.


Stop being sleazy and doing the juvenile 'I BANGED UR MOMZ LULZ' and we'll consider it.

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And Liege, you're words really have had an effect on me. It made me relise I've shouldn't care about what others think of me, I should only care about what I think of myself.

Liege is a small dude with a lot of wisdom.

Well one of those descriptive words is accurate I suppose!

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#237 Destron D-69

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:04 PM

obviously not, since I dropped it and you didn't.
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#238 NICK TYRANNO

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:15 PM

QUOTE(Roobx @ Sep 11 2010, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I tend to fancy whomever has the greater advantage..

I believe that throws me into the 'Anything' category.


Freak!

So does that mean you'd bang a turtle!?

#239 Kalidor

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:16 PM

Keep the alts in Mayhem, please.

#240 NICK TYRANNO

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:20 PM

Totally not my alt Kal.

No worries though.