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@  Vexwing : (20 January 2017 - 04:18 PM)

A lot of Trump's base would probably claim it stopped being great 8 years ago.

@  Locoman : (20 January 2017 - 03:44 PM)

And today is National Cheese Lover's Day, apparently, so perhaps we should make America grate again while we're at it

@  Bass X0 : (20 January 2017 - 03:43 PM)

How long has it not been great for?

@  Nevermore : (20 January 2017 - 02:34 PM)

Finally, America is great again.

@  wonko the sane? : (20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM)

Me too!

@  Arazyr : (20 January 2017 - 10:08 AM)

My daughters and I have been looking forward to that!

@  Benbot : (20 January 2017 - 09:44 AM)

Nevermind that. Today is a day to celebrate, because season 2 of Voltron is up on Netflix!

@  ShadowMan024 : (19 January 2017 - 06:51 PM)

Past 8 years? Try "past 241."

@  Xellos : (19 January 2017 - 06:44 PM)

So basically the same as the past 8 years. Guess that works too.

@  TheMightyMol... : (19 January 2017 - 06:25 PM)

We as a nation either drank too much or not enough. It's difficult to say, really.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (19 January 2017 - 06:10 PM)

Isn't America being crazy drunk how we got in this situation in the first place?

@  BlackMax : (19 January 2017 - 04:18 PM)

I plan on being very American about every single injustice our new leader perpetrates ("American" of course meaning "annoyed and loud").

@  TheMightyMol... : (19 January 2017 - 02:38 PM)

I plan to just stick my fingers in my ears and pretend I don't hear anything.

@  Bass X0 : (19 January 2017 - 02:26 PM)

I recommend America just get crazy drunk for the next four years. It's the only way you're going to get through them.

@  Paladin : (19 January 2017 - 08:34 AM)

everyone go vote for Guilermo Del Toro. We need a Hellboy 3 now more than ever. https://www.bleeding...nt-hellboy-iii/

@  BlackMax : (18 January 2017 - 10:49 PM)

Shrapnel is a Lucanus Elaphus.

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:42 PM)

Nah, Taco Bell is more like Hedorah.

@  TriBlurr : (18 January 2017 - 08:28 PM)

Taco Mutos

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:27 PM)

YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!

@  Locoman : (18 January 2017 - 08:22 PM)

HE LUNCH MENU COVER UP A BASIC INSECURITY

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:22 PM)

IT'S THE MEATS FROM A PAIL

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:21 PM)

HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL

@  Patchouli Kn... : (18 January 2017 - 08:20 PM)

What about Jet Jaguarby's?

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:15 PM)

WENDERA IS REALLY NEAT, WENDERA SAYS WHERE'S THE BEEF, WE ALL EAT AT WENDERAAAAA'S!

@  Echowarrior : (18 January 2017 - 08:15 PM)

No love for Wendera, friend to all children?

@  BlackMax : (18 January 2017 - 07:57 PM)

In the Japanese release, McDonaldzilla wins.

@  TriBlurr : (18 January 2017 - 06:34 PM)

Burger King Kong is better anyway

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 06:21 PM)

No way, man, I have standards.

@  RichardT1977 : (18 January 2017 - 04:12 PM)

Or do a crossover where you team up with McDonaldzilla.

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 04:10 PM)

Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

@  BlackMax : (18 January 2017 - 04:10 PM)

That's why we're going to bomb the Breach.

@  Locoman : (18 January 2017 - 03:58 PM)

In the beginning new Subways were only built every twelve months. Then six, then three. Then every two weeks. In four days we could be seeing a new Subway every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes.

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 03:44 PM)

One bite is all it takes.

@  Locoman : (18 January 2017 - 03:44 PM)

I'm a little worried by how many Subways there are in my vincinity. Like, there are two within walking distance of my house, and I pass about four of them on my way to work

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 03:41 PM)

I'd almost rather eat the corpse, but then again, it's probably been eating Subway too, with my luck.

@  wonko the sane? : (18 January 2017 - 02:33 PM)

I've found that subway's food tends to be...

@  Benbot : (18 January 2017 - 02:13 PM)

well that was disturbing

@  Robowang : (18 January 2017 - 09:21 AM)

Nice!

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 08:47 AM)

Subway: Eat Flesh.

@  Robowang : (18 January 2017 - 07:38 AM)

Nothings as lovin' as human flesh in the oven!

@  The Doctor Who : (18 January 2017 - 07:28 AM)

I've only had it once, but that was because I forgot to disable adblock on my tablet. Haven't had it otherwise.

@  Jalaguy : (18 January 2017 - 03:52 AM)

I only ever got it once, on the one PC, for whatever reason...

@  Noideaforaname : (17 January 2017 - 09:42 PM)

Not getting the Adblocker message anymore.

@  Kalidor : (17 January 2017 - 05:54 PM)

Starting now you shouldn't be getting the message any further

@  Kalidor : (17 January 2017 - 05:53 PM)

Did you still get it? It should be removed now

@  Telly : (17 January 2017 - 03:14 PM)

i probly shouldnt have said that...

@  Telly : (17 January 2017 - 03:13 PM)

robobwang wasnt in that!

@  Bass X0 : (17 January 2017 - 02:24 PM)

Robowang stars in... Butthole Destruction - The Porno

@  Robowang : (17 January 2017 - 01:34 PM)

Butthole Destruction

@  Noideaforaname : (17 January 2017 - 01:16 PM)

(must mention I'm not signed in on my phone, only the laptop)


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#1 rodimus primevil

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:24 PM

Apparently, a city in Kansas has changed it's from Topeka to Google. So Google has now changed it's name to Topeka in honor of the town.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:25 PM

Gosh, is it April 1st or something? This must be some kind of joke.

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:29 PM

This is related to Google Fiber. 1gb/s

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:31 PM

QUOTE(Patchouli Knowledge @ Apr 1 2010, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gosh, is it April 1st or something? This must be some kind of joke.



Umm no it was to honor the town that changed its name to Google. Doesn't really count as a April Fool's joke.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:35 PM

sure it does.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:44 PM

QUOTE(rodimus primevil @ Apr 1 2010, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Patchouli Knowledge @ Apr 1 2010, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gosh, is it April 1st or something? This must be some kind of joke.



Umm no it was to honor the town that changed its name to Google. Doesn't really count as a April Fool's joke.



Yes it does.

#7 rodimus primevil

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:57 PM

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Early last month the mayor of Topeka, Kansas stunned the world by announcing that his city was changing its name to Google. We?ve been wondering ever since how best to honor that moving gesture. Today we are pleased to announce that as of 1AM (Central Daylight Time) April 1st, Google has officially changed our name to Topeka.

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:57 PM

Did you read the linked article on Topeka changing its name?

Or, just read this.

Edited by Patchouli Knowledge, 01 April 2010 - 03:01 PM.


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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:04 PM

QUOTE(rodimus primevil @ Apr 1 2010, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Early last month the mayor of Topeka, Kansas stunned the world by announcing that his city was changing its name to Google. We’ve been wondering ever since how best to honor that moving gesture. Today we are pleased to announce that as of 1AM (Central Daylight Time) April 1st, Google has officially changed our name to Topeka.


That's the joke.

People will log on today and be all, 'wtf!?'

Read this:

http://googleblog.bl...mpany-name.html

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Correspondence to both our corporate headquarters and offices around the world should now be addressed to Topeka Inc., but otherwise can be addressed normally.

Google employees once known as “Googlers” should now be referred to as either “Topekers” or “Topekans,” depending on the result of a board meeting that’s ongoing at this hour. Whatever the outcome, the conclusion is clear: we aren’t in Google anymore.

Our new product names will take some getting used to. For instance, we’ll have to assure users of Topeka News and Topeka Maps that these services will continue to offer news and local information from across the globe. Topeka Talk, similarly, is an instant messaging product, not, say, a folksy midwestern morning show. And Project Virgle, our co-venture with Richard Branson and Virgin to launch the first permanent human colony on Mars, will henceforth be known as Project Vireka.

We don’t really know what to tell Oliver Google Kai’s parents, except that, if you ask us, Oliver Topeka Kai would be a charming name for their little boy.

As our lawyers remind us, branded product names can achieve such popularity as to risk losing their trademark status (see cellophane, zippers, trampolines, et al). So we hope all of you will do your best to remember our new name’s proper usage:


PROTIP: Check out the link at the very end. The 'one shot' link.

Edited by skankerzero, 01 April 2010 - 03:07 PM.

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#10 Wing

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:09 PM

Wooooooooooooow. icon-fire.gif

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:12 PM

I find this thread even more amusing than the actual joke. icon-fire.gif

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:16 PM

You...don't get humor do you Rodimus?

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:18 PM

QUOTE(Ironbite @ Apr 1 2010, 03:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You...don't get humor do you Rodimus?

Well, Rodimus was generally shocked when he found out Ricky Martin announced he was gay...
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#14 rodimus primevil

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:19 PM

QUOTE(Ironbite @ Apr 1 2010, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You...don't get humor do you Rodimus?


My sense of humor is somewhat dry. This really isnt a joke to me. To me, a good joke, for example on April Fool's was when Kal posted that Hasbro was shuting down the Allspark for copy right infrigments. That was funny to see some of the people's reactions. This? Not so much.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:21 PM

WooHoo! #1G4Topeka!

Yes, we changed the name of our town to Google this past month as part of our effort to attract Google's Fiber Experiment to our city. As a nod to our move, Google changed their name for today. It is indeed a joke, but one where both sides are having fun.

As a resident, I couldn't be more thrilled and I do think this speaks well for our chances of landing the Fiber Experiment.

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:20 PM

But you *do* know it's not 1985, right?

QUOTE(rodimus primevil @ Apr 1 2010, 04:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Ironbite @ Apr 1 2010, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You...don't get humor do you Rodimus?


My sense of humor is somewhat dry. This really isnt a joke to me. To me, a good joke, for example on April Fool's was when Kal posted that Hasbro was shuting down the Allspark for copy right infrigments. That was funny to see some of the people's reactions. This? Not so much.


#17 rodimus primevil

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:36 PM

QUOTE(Kalidor @ Apr 2 2010, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But you *do* know it's not 1985, right?

QUOTE(rodimus primevil @ Apr 1 2010, 04:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Ironbite @ Apr 1 2010, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You...don't get humor do you Rodimus?


My sense of humor is somewhat dry. This really isnt a joke to me. To me, a good joke, for example on April Fool's was when Kal posted that Hasbro was shuting down the Allspark for copy right infrigments. That was funny to see some of the people's reactions. This? Not so much.



Yes and I did get a chuckle out of the dial up Kal, thank you.
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#18 Rhinox

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:45 PM

I'm kinda hoping you make the green and black a regular theme option. The purple hurts my eyes after a while, but the white is a bit bright.

I'm a fan of the green and black.

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 08:59 PM

I'm taking it down tonight but will tweak it and add it at some point.

I just don't like multiple themes because everytime there's a version update you have to re-skin them all.

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:11 PM

Appreciate that, Kal. Thanks.

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