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@  Pennpenn : (17 June 2019 - 02:55 AM)

You'd figure Fire Emblem would have enough characters in Smash. Kinda feels like there's more FE characters than Mario characters.

@  unluckiness : (16 June 2019 - 01:20 AM)

And for hug's sake, I hope that the new Fire Emblem's PC isn't one of the DLC

@  Sean Whitmore : (15 June 2019 - 04:11 PM)

Smash Bros could never touch a new franchise again, and I'd still have laundry lists of side characters and villains I'd love to see included.

@  unluckiness : (15 June 2019 - 09:36 AM)

DINNER

@  SG Roadbuster : (15 June 2019 - 09:36 AM)

cuz i wanna fight a boat

@  SG Roadbuster : (15 June 2019 - 09:35 AM)

if we must have another zelda character, id want the king of red lion

@  MEDdMI : (14 June 2019 - 10:38 PM)

I would unironically love Tingle in Smash.

@  Paladin : (14 June 2019 - 02:06 PM)

they HAVE to put Travis Touchdown in at some point now, right???

@  TheMightyMol... : (14 June 2019 - 01:24 PM)

Right after Shaq.

@  Locoman : (14 June 2019 - 12:36 PM)

When will we get Bluster Kong in Smash?

@  unluckiness : (14 June 2019 - 08:20 AM)

The last three DLC characters are Tingle, Charles Barkley and L Tetris block with Reverse L Tetris block as an Echo fighter.

@  MEDdMI : (14 June 2019 - 08:09 AM)

Pipe dream Smash entry: The Prince from the Katamari series. :D

@  MEDdMI : (14 June 2019 - 06:35 AM)

The space/time around them gets frozen too! ....or something.

@  unluckiness : (14 June 2019 - 06:01 AM)

I still want to find out how freezing people suspends them in midair

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (14 June 2019 - 02:45 AM)

We really need Subzero or Scorpion in Smash. Violence aside, they are pretty big gaming icons as well.

@  Steevy Maximus : (13 June 2019 - 08:18 PM)

Given Nintendo's relationship with Tecmo, I'm still waiting for Ryu Hyabusa

@  TheMightyMol... : (13 June 2019 - 07:19 PM)

I'm still waiting for Doomguy.

@  Steevy Maximus : (13 June 2019 - 06:47 PM)

I just started watching High School DxD (don't judge me...) and I caught on the Nintendo Treehouse some request Rias for Smash lol

@  ▲ndrusi : (13 June 2019 - 11:25 AM)

I have having to watch a video to find out why someone wanted me to watch the video

@  Nevermore : (11 June 2019 - 04:58 PM)

I remember when the TPB for The Dark Age 2 was delayed for an entire year...

@  Trpodeca : (11 June 2019 - 03:55 AM)

I just wish they'd release the Astro City paperback trades.

@  Nevermore : (10 June 2019 - 05:31 AM)

As an open-minded heterosexual, I wouldn't mind seeing more of that.

@  Nevermore : (10 June 2019 - 05:29 AM)

Currently in the process of re-reading Kurt Busiek's Astro City. Big props for the issue featuring the "Dancing Master" and its portrayal of non-stereotypical gay characters.

@  TM2-Megatron : (10 June 2019 - 05:25 AM)

Don't phone charges often contain special rapid charge circuitry, though? The voltage might be higher too, given the selfie stick probably has a very basic battery.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (09 June 2019 - 11:28 PM)

Glad to be of assistance!

@  Telly : (09 June 2019 - 10:32 PM)

*checks selfie stick and phone charger* huh. perfect fit. thanks!

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (09 June 2019 - 09:58 PM)

I would use the USB-to-AC adapter that came with my iPhone, though I gather you must have a different brand of cell phone.

@  TM2-Megatron : (09 June 2019 - 05:42 PM)

In that case a generic adapter is probably your best bet, then. Keep in mind a lot of hotels now have plain USB outlets in rooms too, though; but I guess that's not guaranteed

@  Telly : (09 June 2019 - 05:31 PM)

yeah, i just need something small to plug into the wall. im not sure im taking my laptop on my trip later this year and i want a way to charge my stuff

@  TM2-Megatron : (09 June 2019 - 05:04 PM)

They also have wall outlets with built-in USB in addition to the two regular plugs; I installed those around my place so I have USB ports everywhere

@  TM2-Megatron : (09 June 2019 - 05:02 PM)

You might be able to get a generic adapter to use with it at Radio Shack if you know the appropriate voltages or whatever

@  TM2-Megatron : (09 June 2019 - 05:01 PM)

It came with a USB cable with no AC adapter? A lot of lower priced electronics do that, presumably assuming that USB is pretty ubiquitous

@  TM2-Megatron : (09 June 2019 - 05:00 PM)

Yeah, must be, I guess.

@  Telly : (09 June 2019 - 04:59 PM)

maybe having bluetooth has something to do with it?

@  Telly : (09 June 2019 - 04:58 PM)

the one i got has an on/off button, and came with a usb to attach to my laptop to charge it. its this one https://www.walmart....ility/432985497

@  TM2-Megatron : (09 June 2019 - 04:51 PM)

Selfie sticks have power? I thought they were to just hold the phone away from you

@  Telly : (09 June 2019 - 04:44 PM)

need some technical help.how do i charge my selfie stick without using my laptop? is there some kind of portable charger? i know it sounds like a dumb question, but i dont know very much about this stuff

@  MEDdMI : (08 June 2019 - 06:58 PM)

Different songs or overdosing don't work for me. My brain can play multiple songs at once. Best to do something else to distract me.

@  Xellos : (08 June 2019 - 05:36 PM)

Still, the worst is having the last song I hear before going into work being stuck in my head all day.

@  TheMightyMol... : (08 June 2019 - 05:00 PM)

Get a different song stuck in your head too. Let them battle for supremacy. Only the strong survive.

@  Nevermore : (08 June 2019 - 03:53 PM)

Keep listening to it over and over until you got the lyrics memorized. By that point, it will start to fade out of your system.

@  Nevermore : (08 June 2019 - 02:48 PM)

I've discovered the easiest cure for having a song stuck in your head is overdosing to the point of fatigue.

@  Steevy Maximus : (08 June 2019 - 12:27 PM)

Jedi Fallen Order sure does look a LOT like a Souls style game with Star Wars flavoring

@  Kalidor : (07 June 2019 - 06:18 PM)

I have a hard time believing that you speaking at length and with great detail is something you wouldn't be good at. Glad you had fun.

@  Nevermore : (07 June 2019 - 02:51 PM)

Funny thing is I wasn't nervous at all. Might have helped that I was able to speak freely due to having assembled my speech from a lot of smaller segments I had previously told to my colleagues on the shopfloor, with a few punchlines added.

@  Nevermore : (07 June 2019 - 02:49 PM)

Allegedly I did well. Lots of applause, and was told I was leagues beyond the guy who spoke before me (though that wasn't difficult, that guy was dry as a river on Mars).

@  Nevermore : (07 June 2019 - 02:48 PM)

So I volunteered to hold a small speech at our strike assembly today (lots of Amazon employees, plus some people from IKEA, Smyths toys and some other local retailers).

@  Maximus Ambus : (07 June 2019 - 01:17 PM)

Today Dolly the Sheep and Super Salmon, tomorrow Neo Sapiens. We're through the looking glass people.

@  Kalidor : (07 June 2019 - 12:55 PM)

Happy birthday @Pinkcolliebot

@  Pinkcolliebot : (07 June 2019 - 12:03 PM)

Today's My Birthday!!!


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#1 Rodimus

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:33 PM

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with.

First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brainpower to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her womanly parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the hugging stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 60's, and to make things worse, he brings this big hugging dog to work. Every hugging day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the secondhand smoke. Hell, sometimes I think it's even trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single hugging day.

Anyways, I drive these hugtards around in my van and we solve mysteries and jive.

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:37 PM

I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:38 PM

Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.

But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander... All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution. You seem to think that our plan is one of censorship. What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context.


#4 Rodimus

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:13 PM

QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:50 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Sep 20 2009, 11:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked



That's because her **** smeared her makeup when she walked down the stairs.
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#6 Internet Jesus

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:13 AM

Or perhaps the Hepatitis C.

But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander... All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution. You seem to think that our plan is one of censorship. What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context.


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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:29 AM

I dont rember who said it but someone once said the greatest thing to come out of america was Scooby Doo

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#8 Rodimus

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:51 AM

The worst part is is that it is when compared to a lot of jive that comes out of here these days.

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#9 Apostrophe

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 06:10 AM

Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

#10 Rodimus

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 10:24 PM

QUOTE(Apostrophe @ Sep 21 2009, 07:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

Who? D=

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:27 PM

At least you don't have to clean up after those hugging Rogue Drones.

They're entertaining, but-Dear gods what are they doing to the floor.

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#12 Rodimus

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:36 PM

Throwing HIV on the floor

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#13 Apostrophe

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:23 AM

Then I roll around in it. Do you know why?

Because I don't gives a hug about.

#14 Rodimus

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 05:19 PM

Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

The one bit of Mayhem that is clean.

Or at least in this topic because I command it so

Edited by Aho-Chan, 14 October 2009 - 05:19 PM.

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#15 Apostrophe

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:19 AM

BAD. REAL BAD. MAGIC JOHNSON.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:14 AM

:::calls in a plague spewer; within moments, the thread's floor is as disgusting as the rest of Mayhem:::

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 06:43 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Oct 14 2009, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

That's because Devcon dropped a nuke on it and now it's irradiated.