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@  PlutoniumBoss : (21 January 2018 - 01:34 AM)

The judge obviously had a more material motive than the one he claimed, there need to be some serious investigation of that case.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (20 January 2018 - 05:04 PM)

The reason is even worse. :(

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (20 January 2018 - 04:34 PM)

That moron is a shame to his profession.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (20 January 2018 - 09:34 AM)

I just think a Judge going on and Jury Tampering, trying to make the Jury think a sex taffiker is innocent is sickening. *won't say why he did that as that goes in P&R*

@  Sabrblade : (20 January 2018 - 09:21 AM)

Heh, the schedules for my work weeks begin with Saturday

@  wonko the sane? : (20 January 2018 - 07:01 AM)

Thing about the US is... you can say that any time you want as much as you want. You're still going to get shot, but it might not be because you said that though.

@  NotVeryKnightly : (20 January 2018 - 02:20 AM)

You just did.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (20 January 2018 - 02:18 AM)

Can I just say that right now... I hate the USA?

@  NotVeryKnightly : (20 January 2018 - 01:34 AM)

There are languages where the days are named for numbers and Sunday is "one". Like Arabic.

@  Pennpenn : (20 January 2018 - 01:31 AM)

Isn't it sort of a religious thing for Sunday to be the start of the week but most people just go with the first day they go to work for the week?

@  unitremover : (20 January 2018 - 01:02 AM)

I feel like I've known plenty of Americans who'd say Monday is the first day of the week.

@  Pennpenn : (20 January 2018 - 12:57 AM)

Personally Monday will always be the first day of the week for me. The notion that Sunday is somehow the first day of the week seems completely nonsensical to me.

@  Pennpenn : (20 January 2018 - 12:57 AM)

I'm fairly sure it is in Australia, but that tends to get blurred because of US influence.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (20 January 2018 - 12:19 AM)

(It's Sunday here in the U.S.)

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (20 January 2018 - 12:18 AM)

Anyone here live in a country where Monday is considered the first day of the week?

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (19 January 2018 - 08:40 PM)

Maybe?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (19 January 2018 - 08:38 PM)

But do they search barf?

@  BlackMax : (19 January 2018 - 08:38 PM)

Under water, the fish don't stink.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (19 January 2018 - 07:42 PM)

I read that at first as "Everyone is a fish...."

@  TheMightyMol... : (19 January 2018 - 06:08 PM)

Everyone has a fetish, I guess.

@  BlackMax : (19 January 2018 - 05:56 PM)

I parsed it as "search barf" at first.

@  Nevermore : (19 January 2018 - 05:05 PM)

Robowang nude hiden cam photos

@  Robowang : (19 January 2018 - 02:54 PM)

Oh, hey, that's not the search bar! Whoops.

@  Robowang : (19 January 2018 - 12:48 PM)

reflector camera mode

@  MEDdMI : (19 January 2018 - 12:14 PM)

But did you get a Snowbombcyclopsragnarokdoomstorm like the US NE got last week?

@  Nevermore : (19 January 2018 - 11:40 AM)

Netherlands? We got one hell of a storm here in Germany the other day too.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (19 January 2018 - 01:59 AM)

When that happens in Cocoa Beach there's always someone getting out their surfboard.

@  CORVUS : (19 January 2018 - 12:04 AM)

Damn!

@  Telly : (18 January 2018 - 10:29 PM)

holy hug

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (18 January 2018 - 06:27 PM)

Goddamn look what happened to the Dutch this week.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (18 January 2018 - 06:27 PM)

https://twitter.com/dwnews/status/954066379610628097

@  Locoman : (18 January 2018 - 03:43 PM)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand brick and mortar.

@  siccoyote : (18 January 2018 - 04:31 AM)

Who sings the first part of the GIJoe The Movie theme song? (Cobra) Sounds so familiar.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (17 January 2018 - 10:46 PM)

Also true.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (17 January 2018 - 10:40 PM)

I hate brick and mortar stores around here.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (17 January 2018 - 10:38 PM)

But I like the feel of the brick and mortar search a bit more. And I can see inside packages at brick and mortar. True, Amazon has a good return policy, but I like buying once and settling.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (17 January 2018 - 10:37 PM)

I suppose I could save more if I bought more often from Amazon.

@  wonko the sane? : (17 January 2018 - 10:36 PM)

Closest I got to "free" was 30% off warpath, which just about lined him up to the canadian price had he ever shown up around me. The pile of loot saved me a pile, but it was still pricy.

@  Shrug : (17 January 2018 - 09:34 PM)

Yeah, I purposefully waited on them because I knew they'd be perfect "add onto orders to get free shipping" fodder. Already gotten two that way. Technically "free" and I barely had to wait.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (17 January 2018 - 09:21 PM)

That's how I feel about Prime Masters. Getting back into collecting last year taught me to be patient, which grants rewards most of the time.

@  Shrug : (17 January 2018 - 09:18 PM)

I want Starscream so hard after seeing him in person, but since he's the one being left behind by every other collector in my area, I feel like I can wait for a sale.

@  wonko the sane? : (17 January 2018 - 09:09 PM)

I mean: I maybe woulda jumped on starscream if I found a sale or something, but it wasn't a priority.

@  wonko the sane? : (17 January 2018 - 09:08 PM)

I only wanted the dinobots (cause... volcanicus.) but got saddled with three I didn't want due to the bundling. I'd still be waiting to order if I had waited on individual figures.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (17 January 2018 - 08:27 PM)

Ahh.. I just ordered the whole case cause I wanted too. :)

@  wonko the sane? : (17 January 2018 - 06:49 PM)

Mostly PotP dinobots. Plus some stuff I couldn't opt out of to get those dinobots. And CW warpath... cause he was on sale.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (17 January 2018 - 04:54 PM)

What ya getting?

@  wonko the sane? : (17 January 2018 - 04:38 PM)

Yay! My package from BBTS is in canada! I might even get it this week!

@  Benbot : (17 January 2018 - 02:04 PM)

I need a laptop more than a new desktop

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (17 January 2018 - 01:18 PM)

Buying a pre-built computer you should be okay.. It's just the individual parts that jumped huge in price.

@  Paladin : (17 January 2018 - 01:14 PM)

well all the idiots who invested in "bitcoin" will be selling theirs en masse to make ends meet so you might be able to find something cheap if you watch auctions.


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#1 Shiny Chariot

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:33 PM

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with.

First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brainpower to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her womanly parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the hugging stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 60's, and to make things worse, he brings this big hugging dog to work. Every hugging day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the secondhand smoke. Hell, sometimes I think it's even trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single hugging day.

Anyways, I drive these hugtards around in my van and we solve mysteries and jive.

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:37 PM

I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:38 PM

Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:13 PM

QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:50 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Sep 20 2009, 11:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked



That's because her **** smeared her makeup when she walked down the stairs.
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:13 AM

Or perhaps the Hepatitis C.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:29 AM

I dont rember who said it but someone once said the greatest thing to come out of america was Scooby Doo

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#8 Shiny Chariot

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:51 AM

The worst part is is that it is when compared to a lot of jive that comes out of here these days.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 06:10 AM

Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 10:24 PM

QUOTE(Apostrophe @ Sep 21 2009, 07:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

Who? D=

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:27 PM

At least you don't have to clean up after those hugging Rogue Drones.

They're entertaining, but-Dear gods what are they doing to the floor.
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:36 PM

Throwing HIV on the floor

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:23 AM

Then I roll around in it. Do you know why?

Because I don't gives a hug about.

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 05:19 PM

Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

The one bit of Mayhem that is clean.

Or at least in this topic because I command it so

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:19 AM

BAD. REAL BAD. MAGIC JOHNSON.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:14 AM

:::calls in a plague spewer; within moments, the thread's floor is as disgusting as the rest of Mayhem:::

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 06:43 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Oct 14 2009, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

That's because Devcon dropped a nuke on it and now it's irradiated.