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@  Vexwing : (20 January 2017 - 04:18 PM)

A lot of Trump's base would probably claim it stopped being great 8 years ago.

@  Locoman : (20 January 2017 - 03:44 PM)

And today is National Cheese Lover's Day, apparently, so perhaps we should make America grate again while we're at it

@  Bass X0 : (20 January 2017 - 03:43 PM)

How long has it not been great for?

@  Nevermore : (20 January 2017 - 02:34 PM)

Finally, America is great again.

@  wonko the sane? : (20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM)

Me too!

@  Arazyr : (20 January 2017 - 10:08 AM)

My daughters and I have been looking forward to that!

@  Benbot : (20 January 2017 - 09:44 AM)

Nevermind that. Today is a day to celebrate, because season 2 of Voltron is up on Netflix!

@  ShadowMan024 : (19 January 2017 - 06:51 PM)

Past 8 years? Try "past 241."

@  Xellos : (19 January 2017 - 06:44 PM)

So basically the same as the past 8 years. Guess that works too.

@  TheMightyMol... : (19 January 2017 - 06:25 PM)

We as a nation either drank too much or not enough. It's difficult to say, really.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (19 January 2017 - 06:10 PM)

Isn't America being crazy drunk how we got in this situation in the first place?

@  BlackMax : (19 January 2017 - 04:18 PM)

I plan on being very American about every single injustice our new leader perpetrates ("American" of course meaning "annoyed and loud").

@  TheMightyMol... : (19 January 2017 - 02:38 PM)

I plan to just stick my fingers in my ears and pretend I don't hear anything.

@  Bass X0 : (19 January 2017 - 02:26 PM)

I recommend America just get crazy drunk for the next four years. It's the only way you're going to get through them.

@  Paladin : (19 January 2017 - 08:34 AM)

everyone go vote for Guilermo Del Toro. We need a Hellboy 3 now more than ever. https://www.bleeding...nt-hellboy-iii/

@  BlackMax : (18 January 2017 - 10:49 PM)

Shrapnel is a Lucanus Elaphus.

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:42 PM)

Nah, Taco Bell is more like Hedorah.

@  TriBlurr : (18 January 2017 - 08:28 PM)

Taco Mutos

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:27 PM)

YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!

@  Locoman : (18 January 2017 - 08:22 PM)

HE LUNCH MENU COVER UP A BASIC INSECURITY

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:22 PM)

IT'S THE MEATS FROM A PAIL

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:21 PM)

HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL

@  Patchouli Kn... : (18 January 2017 - 08:20 PM)

What about Jet Jaguarby's?

@  ShadowMan024 : (18 January 2017 - 08:15 PM)

WENDERA IS REALLY NEAT, WENDERA SAYS WHERE'S THE BEEF, WE ALL EAT AT WENDERAAAAA'S!

@  Echowarrior : (18 January 2017 - 08:15 PM)

No love for Wendera, friend to all children?

@  BlackMax : (18 January 2017 - 07:57 PM)

In the Japanese release, McDonaldzilla wins.

@  TriBlurr : (18 January 2017 - 06:34 PM)

Burger King Kong is better anyway

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 06:21 PM)

No way, man, I have standards.

@  RichardT1977 : (18 January 2017 - 04:12 PM)

Or do a crossover where you team up with McDonaldzilla.

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 04:10 PM)

Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

@  BlackMax : (18 January 2017 - 04:10 PM)

That's why we're going to bomb the Breach.

@  Locoman : (18 January 2017 - 03:58 PM)

In the beginning new Subways were only built every twelve months. Then six, then three. Then every two weeks. In four days we could be seeing a new Subway every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes.

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 03:44 PM)

One bite is all it takes.

@  Locoman : (18 January 2017 - 03:44 PM)

I'm a little worried by how many Subways there are in my vincinity. Like, there are two within walking distance of my house, and I pass about four of them on my way to work

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 03:41 PM)

I'd almost rather eat the corpse, but then again, it's probably been eating Subway too, with my luck.

@  wonko the sane? : (18 January 2017 - 02:33 PM)

I've found that subway's food tends to be...

@  Benbot : (18 January 2017 - 02:13 PM)

well that was disturbing

@  Robowang : (18 January 2017 - 09:21 AM)

Nice!

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2017 - 08:47 AM)

Subway: Eat Flesh.

@  Robowang : (18 January 2017 - 07:38 AM)

Nothings as lovin' as human flesh in the oven!

@  The Doctor Who : (18 January 2017 - 07:28 AM)

I've only had it once, but that was because I forgot to disable adblock on my tablet. Haven't had it otherwise.

@  Jalaguy : (18 January 2017 - 03:52 AM)

I only ever got it once, on the one PC, for whatever reason...

@  Noideaforaname : (17 January 2017 - 09:42 PM)

Not getting the Adblocker message anymore.

@  Kalidor : (17 January 2017 - 05:54 PM)

Starting now you shouldn't be getting the message any further

@  Kalidor : (17 January 2017 - 05:53 PM)

Did you still get it? It should be removed now

@  Telly : (17 January 2017 - 03:14 PM)

i probly shouldnt have said that...

@  Telly : (17 January 2017 - 03:13 PM)

robobwang wasnt in that!

@  Bass X0 : (17 January 2017 - 02:24 PM)

Robowang stars in... Butthole Destruction - The Porno

@  Robowang : (17 January 2017 - 01:34 PM)

Butthole Destruction

@  Noideaforaname : (17 January 2017 - 01:16 PM)

(must mention I'm not signed in on my phone, only the laptop)


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#1 Alphys

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:33 PM

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with.

First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brainpower to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her womanly parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the hugging stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 60's, and to make things worse, he brings this big hugging dog to work. Every hugging day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the secondhand smoke. Hell, sometimes I think it's even trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single hugging day.

Anyways, I drive these hugtards around in my van and we solve mysteries and jive.

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:37 PM

I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:38 PM

Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.

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#4 Alphys

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:13 PM

QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:50 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Sep 20 2009, 11:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked



That's because her **** smeared her makeup when she walked down the stairs.
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#6 Internet Jesus

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:13 AM

Or perhaps the Hepatitis C.

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#7 tec

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:29 AM

I dont rember who said it but someone once said the greatest thing to come out of america was Scooby Doo

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#8 Alphys

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:51 AM

The worst part is is that it is when compared to a lot of jive that comes out of here these days.

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#9 Apostrophe

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 06:10 AM

Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 10:24 PM

QUOTE(Apostrophe @ Sep 21 2009, 07:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

Who? D=

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#11 Caboo

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:27 PM

At least you don't have to clean up after those hugging Rogue Drones.

They're entertaining, but-Dear gods what are they doing to the floor.

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:36 PM

Throwing HIV on the floor

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:23 AM

Then I roll around in it. Do you know why?

Because I don't gives a hug about.

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 05:19 PM

Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

The one bit of Mayhem that is clean.

Or at least in this topic because I command it so

Edited by Aho-Chan, 14 October 2009 - 05:19 PM.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:19 AM

BAD. REAL BAD. MAGIC JOHNSON.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:14 AM

:::calls in a plague spewer; within moments, the thread's floor is as disgusting as the rest of Mayhem:::

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 06:43 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Oct 14 2009, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

That's because Devcon dropped a nuke on it and now it's irradiated.