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@  unluckiness : (25 February 2017 - 03:55 AM)

It's gonna go hungry after eating that mind-control guy

@  Waspinator : (25 February 2017 - 03:49 AM)

It's eating purple people and it sure is fine.

@  TheMightyMol... : (25 February 2017 - 02:27 AM)

It's a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater!

@  Pennpenn : (25 February 2017 - 12:43 AM)

But it's purple?

@  Noideaforaname : (25 February 2017 - 12:28 AM)

Allspark's just a mean green mother from outer space, and it's BAD!

@  ShadowMan024 : (25 February 2017 - 12:10 AM)

Shut yo' mouth!

@  Patchouli Kn... : (24 February 2017 - 11:19 PM)

The Allspark is one bad mother...

@  Foffy the Sheep : (24 February 2017 - 10:09 PM)

My Allspark has never heard of a mother.

@  BlackMax : (24 February 2017 - 09:28 PM)

My mother has never heard of an Allspark.

@  The Doctor Who : (24 February 2017 - 08:54 PM)

This is your mother on Allspark drugs.

@  Bass X0 : (24 February 2017 - 08:42 PM)

This is your Allspark. This is drugs. This is your Allspark on drugs.

@  unluckiness : (24 February 2017 - 08:33 PM)

"if i was a mom, this would be shocking."

@  TheMightyMol... : (24 February 2017 - 06:37 PM)

Your MOM is Patrick!

@  ShadowMan024 : (24 February 2017 - 04:39 PM)

NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (24 February 2017 - 02:56 PM)

https://www dot youtube dot com/watch?v=NlMT-oEIQuo

@  TheMightyMol... : (24 February 2017 - 02:53 PM)

He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (24 February 2017 - 02:50 PM)

No, this is Patrick.

@  Rycochet : (24 February 2017 - 12:52 PM)

This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.... Eric is Bananaman, ever alert for the call to action!

@  Robowang : (24 February 2017 - 12:22 PM)

Peter Piper picked my pecker

@  RichardT1977 : (24 February 2017 - 11:31 AM)

This script is batnanas. B-A-T-N-A-N-A-S.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (24 February 2017 - 08:27 AM)

Bats in SPAAAAAAACE!

@  Waspinator : (24 February 2017 - 02:58 AM)

breathes in space

@  MEDdMI : (23 February 2017 - 10:40 PM)

Banananananananaaabatman

@  ShadowMan024 : (23 February 2017 - 10:28 PM)

Batamarangutan.

@  The Doctor Who : (23 February 2017 - 08:30 PM)

Batamarang

@  MEDdMI : (23 February 2017 - 08:15 PM)

Batmeese.

@  ▲ndrusi : (23 February 2017 - 03:23 PM)

Batmae.

@  wonko the sane? : (23 February 2017 - 02:41 PM)

I think it's pronounced "batman incorporated"...

@  D Immortalis : (23 February 2017 - 02:41 PM)

Batmans is more fun to say but i think, sadly, its batmen

@  Bass X0 : (23 February 2017 - 02:36 PM)

Is the plural of Batman Batmans or Batmen?

@  Vexwing : (23 February 2017 - 12:32 PM)

I'd be excited if it were within the realm of affordability.

@  Benbot : (23 February 2017 - 12:11 PM)

Transmetal or GTFO

@  Robowang : (23 February 2017 - 11:21 AM)

HORACE STATUE

@  Crypt : (23 February 2017 - 09:41 AM)

Anyone else excited about that Prime 1 Studio BW Megatron? It looks amazing

@  unitremover : (22 February 2017 - 09:36 PM)

I haven't been up there in a while but one of the Walmarts around here still has AOE deluxes out. Some of the CVSs do too.

@  wonko the sane? : (22 February 2017 - 09:34 PM)

It's been the same thing in local stores for ages up here.

@  BlackMax : (22 February 2017 - 09:33 PM)

One near me is the same - I swear they have over forty Deluxes there, all from many months ago.

@  Telly : (22 February 2017 - 07:43 PM)

my walmart finally filled those empty tr pegs. and of course its a mix of waves one and 2 (wave 1.5?)

@  Steevy Maximus : (22 February 2017 - 07:11 PM)

Got Highbrow, Skullcrusher, Scourge, and Chromedome for $5 a piece

@  Steevy Maximus : (22 February 2017 - 07:10 PM)

My Walmart had a Generations Rattrap hanging for the past 2 and a half years, and in trying to clearance it, inadvertently marked down the entire Generations Deluxe assortment.

@  Steevy Maximus : (22 February 2017 - 07:09 PM)

A shelf warmer's ultimate revenge: being around long enough that in trying to clearance it...the store marks down the entire SKU!

@  NotVeryKnightly : (22 February 2017 - 07:59 AM)

Eh, he would've gotten beaten up if the government sent just about anyone.

@  Pennpenn : (22 February 2017 - 07:56 AM)

Regardless, literally everything I've ever seen (and a lot on tfwiki) attributes Megatron's slide into violence to Whirl beating him up while in custody. Maybe not like flicking a switch but Megatron's line "You made me. You taught me words were weightless without force" kinda spells it out.

@  NotVeryKnightly : (22 February 2017 - 07:38 AM)

I'm not sure if there even was a specific turning point, but he didn't seem kill happy yet when he was with Terminus, and that was after Whirl beating him up.

@  NotVeryKnightly : (22 February 2017 - 07:24 AM)

It was also before any sort of uprising or him actually doing much of anything.

@  Pennpenn : (22 February 2017 - 07:20 AM)

I mean, the whole thing didn't start as "the great war". It was an uprising that eventually morphed into a the war.

@  Pennpenn : (22 February 2017 - 07:17 AM)

Yeah, of course it's before the war, Whirl beating Megatron while he was in custody was the tipping point that made Megatron turn violent.

@  RC85747 : (22 February 2017 - 07:08 AM)

again

@  RC85747 : (22 February 2017 - 07:04 AM)

Forgot this wasn't a search bar

@  RC85747 : (22 February 2017 - 07:03 AM)

hascon


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#41 MrBlud

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 06:39 PM

I bought the Orange Box but have never played this game. icon-wildride.gif

#42 Heartfelt Fancy

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 07:12 PM

Oh god!

Amazing!

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 08:23 PM

Add me, bitches!

#44 WaveRyder

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 08:33 PM

Not that I actually play online yet, but here's my steamid. icon-hotrod.gif

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#45 Heartfelt Fancy

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 09:24 PM

So it seems the spies update works a little differently, with having his inbuilt cloak being replaced as if it were a weapon instead of an weapon slot? Or maybe I'm not understanding how it works...

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:39 PM

QUOTE(Lehatu @ May 15 2009, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So it seems the spies update works a little differently, with having his inbuilt cloak being replaced as if it were a weapon instead of an weapon slot? Or maybe I'm not understanding how it works...


They won't be replacing his sapper with anything or the disguise case, so they change his cloak instead.
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#47 Heartfelt Fancy

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:43 PM

Ah... So both options are two new cloak options?


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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:44 PM

QUOTE(Lehatu @ May 15 2009, 11:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ah... So both options are two new cloak options?


yeah, pretty much.

They may not update the knife either, I don't really see how you could change it without unbalancing it.
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#49 crazyjw18

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 02:47 AM

I played this game for a weekend or so, but it never really clicked with me. The more standard FPS are the ones that tend to draw me in forevers. Battlefield and COD are my bread and butter.

As for snipers....heh, give me a game with a decent rifle and I can be very useful to my team. Or heck a reasonably accurate machine gun. Scopes are not necessary to snipe on the average COD level. I've never been as good at the close range stuff, but I can hold a line pretty well and I'm good at finding little spots where it's hard to hit me.

Though when I did play TF2, I mostly did medic, it was the funnest for me. I helped several heavys go on some pretty awesome rampages.





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Posted 16 May 2009 - 05:57 PM

The scope is necessary in TF2. Whereas, in other FPS games (Unreal Tournament most notably,) I could pull off no-scope headshots with ease, the TF2 sniper rifle does a lot less damage when you aren't zoomed in. In fact, the longer you're zoomed in for, the more powerful your shot will be.

Maybe I'll spend some time as Sniper this weekend or next. Might be funny.

#51 Waspinator

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 10:09 PM

I still hope that Jarate will be real.

#52 The Ambassador

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 05:38 AM

Meet The Spy

Best of the bunch by far.
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#53 Wing

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 06:13 AM

If only for the fact that compared to the rest, it has actual character interaction. (Meet the Scout and Meet the Sandvich tail behind as they had bits of it.)

I'd love for Valve to just put out random scenario shorts after the Meet The series is finished.

#54 Prime 2.0

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 08:09 AM

so buying this as soon as i get my paycheck



ADVENTURE TIME!!!!

#55 Heartfelt Fancy

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 08:41 AM

That was amazing.

Gotta feel bad for the blue spy, but I love the characterization!
They really need like... a mini-series or something.

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 09:41 AM

I hope the rest of the meet the series continues in that vein. That was hilarious.

#57 Maxx Blast

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 02:25 PM

And now he's here to hug US!

Epic. Truly Epic.
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Posted 17 May 2009 - 05:32 PM

God, I love Valve.

#59 Waspinator

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:12 AM

As soon as I saw the scout having trouble with the door, I suspected him.

#60 Prime 2.0

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:05 PM

QUOTE(Waspinator @ May 18 2009, 01:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As soon as I saw the scout having trouble with the door, I suspected him.

Just to show how dumb i am, i was with the soldier through the whole monologue there.



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