Jump to content


Toggle shoutbox Squawkbox Open the Shoutbox in a popup

Please don't post Youtube videos in the chat box. The forums software auto embeds them. 

@  wonko the sane? : (15 October 2019 - 02:55 PM)

I got stabbed in the eyelid by a mudwasp, pulled down a tree, and then got ice cream. You know, all told: not a bad day.

@  Maximus Ambus : (15 October 2019 - 09:17 AM)

Burrunjor

@  Paladin : (15 October 2019 - 08:04 AM)

your mom.

@  Benbot : (15 October 2019 - 08:02 AM)

What's your favorite Paleolithic megafauna?

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:06 PM)

Together with the Rhino G1 sets, probably the most expensive DVDs I ever bought

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:01 PM)

I've still got the age-old Rhino sets

@  Telly : (14 October 2019 - 09:09 PM)

i didnt find that at any of the ones around here, so i had to settle for seasons 1 and 2 of duckman for $3

@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 07:45 PM)

Heck, I got the season 2/3 set for $3 (?) from a Dollar General discount bin :p

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 07:29 PM)

The series is pretty cheap on DVD, too, which at least will work internet or no. The complete series set seems to be OOP, but there's a Season 1 set as well as a combined 2 & 3 set.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 06:10 PM)

Woot! Beast wars!

@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 06:08 PM)

Yay! Tubi now has the first season of Rescue Bots and the full run of Beast Wars FINALLY available.

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 02:16 PM)

Just like me in a game of Civilization. Don't have gunpowder? Time for your cities to burn.

@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 01:51 PM)

He dubbed the peoples that saw him as bad news cannibals and savages before enslaving and wiping them out too.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 01:40 PM)

And if they had been unfriendly: he would have simply slaughtered them with diseases they couldn't fight, and technology they couldn't match until they as a people did not exist. There's something about european backgrounds that drive us to exploit.

@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 11:02 AM)

He described the peoples he encountered as some of the most friendly and giving in the world, so naturally, he ate all their food, enslaved them and put them to work looking for gold that did not exist, until they as a people did not exist.

@  Paladin : (14 October 2019 - 09:57 AM)

he landed by coincidence in front of long-term residents.

@  Sabrblade : (14 October 2019 - 09:55 AM)

He said the world was round-o! (He said the world was round-o!) He said it could be found-o! (He said it could be found-o!) That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo! (That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo!)

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 09:22 AM)

In the year 1492, Columbus gave us the day off skoo

@  Noideaforaname : (14 October 2019 - 08:59 AM)

How often do people actually celebrate Columbus or the Pilgrims? Usually it just feels like celebrating the first break in the school year and a nice dinner with the family.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 08:29 AM)

You've got like two more weeks until the american thanksgiving. Canadian thanksgiving is literally a harvest festival.

@  CVReynolds : (14 October 2019 - 08:09 AM)

Hey, everyone. Come together to enjoy this national holiday made to celebrate a mass-murderer who never set foot in the USA. What fun!

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 07:25 AM)

that's perfect!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (14 October 2019 - 02:22 AM)

A school-bus combiner called Valedictorion.

@  TriBlurr : (13 October 2019 - 12:16 AM)

Honor-Roll

@  Arazyr : (11 October 2019 - 08:18 AM)

I like that one.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 10:39 PM)

Oh, how about Dropout?

@  Pinkcolliebot : (09 October 2019 - 07:47 PM)

Hey Everyone I'm beginning to put together The TF Roll Out Short Hot Rod's Presentation!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 02:35 PM)

Truant.

@  Maximus Ambus : (09 October 2019 - 12:26 PM)

Haslab Unicron may change the direction of Cyberverse or the netflix series.

@  wonko the sane? : (09 October 2019 - 11:31 AM)

Bluecheesewagon

@  Benbot : (09 October 2019 - 07:09 AM)

Those are too friendly--what if he was a Decepticon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (08 October 2019 - 07:23 PM)

Cheesewagon

@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 12:02 PM)

Bus-Top has a very GoBot vibe

@  Bass X0 : (08 October 2019 - 10:51 AM)

I actually never heard of the name Megalodon until recently.

@  Noideaforaname : (08 October 2019 - 09:44 AM)

Bus-Top, Omnibus, Cerebus, Busicus, Busicon

@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Otto

@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Frizzle

@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 09:10 AM)

Crankshaft?

@  Benbot : (08 October 2019 - 08:55 AM)

What's a good name for a school bus Transformer?

@  lastmaximal : (08 October 2019 - 12:57 AM)

Huh. There's a neat name for Beast Hunters Sharkticon Megs.

@  TheMightyMol... : (07 October 2019 - 11:44 AM)

It's a submarine, we swear!

@  Otaku : (07 October 2019 - 11:26 AM)

@Bass X0 Letting myself comment to say "That's a good one!" and ask "Would a megalodon be a good fit for Megatron?"

@  Benbot : (07 October 2019 - 07:59 AM)

Ohhh good one

@  Bass X0 : (07 October 2019 - 07:39 AM)

I now want a Decepticon shark called Megalotron.

@  TriBlurr : (06 October 2019 - 05:47 PM)

Gives them time to screw up the color of his hands. :p

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 October 2019 - 12:33 PM)

His bulk is too great to teleport across such distances.

@  Sabrblade : (06 October 2019 - 11:09 AM)

Cuz it'll take that long to mass produce.

@  Darth Gonzo : (06 October 2019 - 10:47 AM)

Why is Unicron coming in 2021 and not 2020?

@  wonko the sane? : (06 October 2019 - 06:47 AM)

Shut up rattrap.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (05 October 2019 - 11:58 PM)

We're all gonna die!


- - - - -

The Commercial George Lucas wants you to forget...


This topic has been archived. This means that you cannot reply to this topic.
111 replies to this topic

#41 (Deactivated) MP5

(Deactivated) MP5
  • Guests

Posted 18 August 2008 - 08:13 AM

QUOTE(aDam @ Aug 18 2008, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's this cape thing I keep hearing about?


It's like that thing Tuxedo Mask wears.

#42 Adam G

Adam G

    Chopper Face 69

  • Supporter
  • 10479 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:03 AM

QUOTE(MP5 @ Aug 18 2008, 09:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(aDam @ Aug 18 2008, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's this cape thing I keep hearing about?


It's like that thing Tuxedo Mask wears.

Why does it need to be retconed though?

#43 (Deactivated) MP5

(Deactivated) MP5
  • Guests

Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:06 AM

QUOTE(aDam @ Aug 18 2008, 03:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(MP5 @ Aug 18 2008, 09:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(aDam @ Aug 18 2008, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's this cape thing I keep hearing about?


It's like that thing Tuxedo Mask wears.

Why does it need to be retconed though?


Because if George Lucas didn't have something to retcon, what would he have left to do.

#44 Adam G

Adam G

    Chopper Face 69

  • Supporter
  • 10479 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:08 AM

QUOTE(MP5 @ Aug 18 2008, 11:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because if George Lucas didn't have something to retcon, what would he have left to do.

Have his children write, direct and star in a new trilogy?

#45 (Deactivated) MP5

(Deactivated) MP5
  • Guests

Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:09 AM

QUOTE(aDam @ Aug 18 2008, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(MP5 @ Aug 18 2008, 11:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because if George Lucas didn't have something to retcon, what would he have left to do.

Have his children write, direct and star in a new trilogy?


For God's sake, don't give the man ideas.

#46 Adam G

Adam G

    Chopper Face 69

  • Supporter
  • 10479 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:12 AM

QUOTE(MP5 @ Aug 18 2008, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For God's sake, don't give the man ideas.

Okay but now that's it's been said it will be an Internet rumour by the end of the month.

#47 TSM-in-N.Y.

TSM-in-N.Y.

    Enough Blood For You?

  • Citizen
  • 4956 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:18 AM

I would pay $12.00USD to see that movie.

Jett Lucas has a certain subtlety in his acting that I find very... very... uhhh... yeah.


Your friend, TSM-in-N.Y.


"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
KEEP THE BEATS PHRESH YO! TSM-in-N.Y.

"To paraphrase the great M. Biehn in The Terminator, I don't misspell words, you do. Don't do that again. Listen and understand, I am out here. I can't be bargained with, I can't be reasoned with. I don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear and I absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!" - TSM-in-N.Y.

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as. And I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." Lauren Caitlin Upton - Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007, answering a question on why 20 percent of Americans surveyed are unable to locate the U.S. on a world map.

#48 Adam G

Adam G

    Chopper Face 69

  • Supporter
  • 10479 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:32 AM

I can see it now...

Zett Zukassa returns from the dead. His medichlorian level was miscalculated and he in fact had a higher level than Anikan. He manifested himself as a ghost and manipulates the medichlorians to regain corporal form. He heads the new Jedi Order while Chancelor Binks is the new head of the legal Government, but Zett has a guilty pleasure which conflicts with the Jedi ways... Pod Racing!

#49 Fenix Twilight

Fenix Twilight
  • Citizen
  • 5242 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 05:49 PM

QUOTE(MrBlud @ Aug 18 2008, 03:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE
Vader being Luke's father is just something he pulled out of his ass for Empire, it was never planned.


"We'll hide his son the one place he'll never think to look...with his stepbrother...on his homeplanet...under his own name."

I love Toyfare. icon-fire.gif

Oh Toyfare, I love it when people don't think things through, just to make fun of the prequels.


It's more like we'll hide his son on the planet he was born on, grew up a slave, where he met the woman he loved and later killed and where his mother died in his own arms. I'm sure Vader went to Tatooine every week for the happy memories he had of that place. icon-primal.gif

#50 Pale Rider

Pale Rider

    ...and Hell followed with him.

  • Citizen
  • 8590 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 05:53 PM

QUOTE(Fenix Twilight @ Aug 18 2008, 03:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh Toyfare, I love it when people don't think things through, just to make fun of the prequels.

Who needs to think anything through in order to make fun of the prequels? The plot holes are just one facet of their uber-suckitude.

#51 DanHibiki

DanHibiki

    kickin' it old school

  • Citizen
  • 10457 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:05 PM

QUOTE(Fenix Twilight @ Aug 18 2008, 06:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh Toyfare, I love it when people don't think things through, just to make fun of the prequels.


It's more like we'll hide his son on the planet he was born on, grew up a slave, where he met the woman he loved and later killed and where his mother died in his own arms. I'm sure Vader went to Tatooine every week for the happy memories he had of that place. icon-primal.gif


You want to know how I know you ain't hard? You think a little thing like "sad memories" is going to keep someone from being gangsta as jive. And even more gangsta, he should have blown that hugger up. hug Tatooine! GANGSTA! And then he would have settled back at the death star blaring Yukmouth, got a fat hugging philly and heated that jive up like chili, son. Damn!

#52 Axaday

Axaday
  • Supporter
  • 34260 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:10 PM

I've often wondered how Vader found out that he had a living son. Did a spy get the name of the guy who blew up the Death Star? Did he give a hard-hitting exclusive interview that everyone in the Galaxy saw?

#53 (Deactivated) MP5

(Deactivated) MP5
  • Guests

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:13 PM

QUOTE(Axaday @ Aug 18 2008, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've often wondered how Vader found out that he had a living son. Did a spy get the name of the guy who blew up the Death Star? Did he give a hard-hitting exclusive interview that everyone in the Galaxy saw?


Someone else with my last name? He must be my son.

#54 Liege

Liege

    Deathsaurus Rising

  • Supporter
  • 4851 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:13 PM

George Lucas' children? Have you seen them? His daughter was a fat twi'lek in ep.2, I'd pay to have that image erased from my mind icon-kicker.gif .
QUOTE(NightViper @ Aug 3 2013, 02:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Escargon @ Aug 1 2013, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And Liege, you're words really have had an effect on me. It made me relise I've shouldn't care about what others think of me, I should only care about what I think of myself.

Liege is a small dude with a lot of wisdom.

Well one of those descriptive words is accurate I suppose!

3ds friend code: kyle 4141 2965 5460 pm me yours to add.

#55 (Deactivated) Smitty

(Deactivated) Smitty
  • Guests

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:18 PM

QUOTE(MP5 @ Aug 18 2008, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Axaday @ Aug 18 2008, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've often wondered how Vader found out that he had a living son. Did a spy get the name of the guy who blew up the Death Star? Did he give a hard-hitting exclusive interview that everyone in the Galaxy saw?


Someone else with my last name? He must be my son.

As a Smith I could easily blow that theory out of the water but I dough that Skywalker is the Smith of the Star Wars world.

#56 DanHibiki

DanHibiki

    kickin' it old school

  • Citizen
  • 10457 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:23 PM

QUOTE(MP5 @ Aug 18 2008, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Axaday @ Aug 18 2008, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've often wondered how Vader found out that he had a living son. Did a spy get the name of the guy who blew up the Death Star? Did he give a hard-hitting exclusive interview that everyone in the Galaxy saw?


Someone else with my last name? He must be my son.


Telegram: Giant galaxy of improbabilities. STOP. The girl you knocked up did give birth. STOP. Two of them. STOP. They have met under unforeseeable and completely improbable circumstances that no one could ever possibly believe. STOP. They are both against you and have no idea that you are their sperm donor. STOP. The cape looks stupid.

#57 Quantumhawk

Quantumhawk

    Fight the Future

  • Retired Staff
  • 18489 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:40 PM

Dan, who's the guy to the right of you in that picture?

#58 Pale Rider

Pale Rider

    ...and Hell followed with him.

  • Citizen
  • 8590 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:41 PM

QUOTE(DanHibiki @ Aug 18 2008, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(MP5 @ Aug 18 2008, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Axaday @ Aug 18 2008, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've often wondered how Vader found out that he had a living son. Did a spy get the name of the guy who blew up the Death Star? Did he give a hard-hitting exclusive interview that everyone in the Galaxy saw?


Someone else with my last name? He must be my son.


Telegram: Giant galaxy of improbabilities. STOP. The girl you knocked up did give birth. STOP. Two of them. STOP. They have met under unforeseeable and completely improbable circumstances that no one could ever possibly believe. STOP. They are both against you and have no idea that you are their sperm donor. STOP. The cape looks stupid.

Don't forget his prior association with the droids.

#59 TSM-in-N.Y.

TSM-in-N.Y.

    Enough Blood For You?

  • Citizen
  • 4956 posts

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:50 PM

QUOTE(Quantumhawk @ Aug 18 2008, 07:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dan, who's the guy to the right of you in that picture?

Our right or Dan's right?


Your friend, TSM-in-N.Y.


"Here, take my baby gravy."
KEEP THE BEATS PHRESH YO! TSM-in-N.Y.

"To paraphrase the great M. Biehn in The Terminator, I don't misspell words, you do. Don't do that again. Listen and understand, I am out here. I can't be bargained with, I can't be reasoned with. I don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear and I absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!" - TSM-in-N.Y.

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as. And I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." Lauren Caitlin Upton - Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007, answering a question on why 20 percent of Americans surveyed are unable to locate the U.S. on a world map.

#60 (Deactivated) MP5

(Deactivated) MP5
  • Guests

Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:53 PM

QUOTE(Quantumhawk @ Aug 18 2008, 11:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dan, who's the guy to the right of you in that picture?


Princess Leia?