Best. Trailer. Ever.
Posted 19 July 2008 - 12:04 AM
Quite possibly the best trailer ever to show absolutely NOTHING.
"Whether it's directly or not, you prey on others to live. That reality never changes. And it's the same for everyone here."
Posted 19 July 2008 - 12:06 AM
if you can see this, i apologize for the above tweet, i was young and stupid and had nothing of value to say. please support lgbtq rights and listen to women's voices. that's all that really matters now. the right is evil, and should be opposed. thanks.
Posted 19 July 2008 - 12:13 AM
Switch code: SW-6538-7795-1972
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 01:18 AM
"We need an ad for our new video game."
"Great! Just give us some gameplay footage, and we'll--"
"There's no footage."
"Cutscenes? That usually looks better than the game anyway..."
"No video at all."
"Okay... well, it's not as impressive, but we could at least take some screenshots and play a little slideshow over music for a little while..."
"There aren't any screenshots."
"Uh... promotional art?"
"Yes, we have that! We'll be providing it to you."
"Whew! Great! Okay. So we show a sequence of promotional images, all fading into each other, over music..."
"Oh, there's only one piece of artwork."
"Only one. But, I have good news!"
"I'm being Punk'd?"
"Nope! We have four logos you can also use. Plus, here's five bucks to get one piece of stock footage. We'd like it to be a big explosion of some kind."
"Oh... wow... okay. So we've got one piece of artwork, four logos, and an explosion. Well, I guess with music, we can find some way to pad that out to 15 seconds..."
"It needs to be three minutes and forty-five seconds long."
Posted 19 July 2008 - 01:24 AM
Where can I get it?
Posted 19 July 2008 - 02:39 AM
It was the first and only shooter I ever truly liked and I even when back and played the dopey little side scrolling Duke Nukem 1 and 2 games.
To think this 'joke' that we'd be getting a new game after over a decade is just.. I dunno.
Nice to hear an update of the old theme though.
Posted 19 July 2008 - 12:14 PM
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Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that tec has a job? I thought his sole reasons for existence are cheesecake and horrible grammar.-Shadowman024
Posted 19 July 2008 - 12:49 PM
Then I find out it's the actual trailer. These people are geniuses.
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