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[Fnu Aw]

Statistics students are hugging crying over this.

 

I did think of my college statistics class when reading it, only I was laughing instead of crying.

 

 

Most of today's texts were word-for-word reruns but I got another not at all slanted poll question.
 

Do you approve of Dr. Fauci's handling of COVID-19?

 

A) Yes, I trust him

B) No, he's a flip-flopper

 

Let us know where you stand:

3:04PM

 

 

I'm enjoying this a lot more than when they were just asking me for money all day.

[Fnu Aw]

Today's just notable for the sheer quantity.

 

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11:02AM

 

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11:08AM

 

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR.

 

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR.

 

ALERT: Big Tech is trying to censor Conservatives like Gov. DeSantis. It's time for the American people to take a stand. Act NOW:

1:02PM

 

They keep bringing up Governor DeSantis every day. Either this is targeted because I live in Florida or they're planning to give this guy the 2024 VP spot.

 

FLASH POLL: Who do you trust more: Big Tech of Pres. Trump? Our survey is LIVE for ONE HOUR ONLY. Complete it NOW:

3:03PM

 

[CLASSIFIED] - Do not share

 

The Republican Party wants you to join our Official Advisory Board. 1 HOUR OFFER. Join NOW:

7:04PM

 

Sharing is caring.

 

Are you:

 

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B) A Socialist?

 

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9:02PM

 

Are you:

 

A) A Trump-Supporting Patriot?
B) A Socialist?

 

Use the secure link to sign the Official Pledge & show us where you stand:

9:08PM

 

Uh, have you been sending me links that aren't secure?

Uh, have you been sending me links that aren't secure?

 

 

If you're wondering, no these are not coming from separate numbers. The same number is giving me the same message twice in a row sometimes.

[Wheelimus]

At this point you're obligated to get a "you're not my supervisor" tattoo. Someday it will lead to many a great story in the old folks home.

[Fnu Aw]

Are you:

 

A) A Trump-Supporting Patriot?
B) A Socialist?

 

Use the secure link to sign the Official Pledge & show us where you stand:

11:03AM

 

Are you:

 

A) A Trump-Supporting Patriot?
B) A Socialist?

 

Use the secure link to sign the Official Pledge & show us where you stand:

11:09AM

 

FREE SPEECH ALERT: Chelsea Clinton is calling on Facebook to SILENCE Tucker Carlson. It's time to take a stand. Donate NOW:

1:02PM

 

Their plan to take a stand is just to buy ads on Facebook. They're asking for donations specifically so they can buy ads on Facebook.

 

BREAKING: New York to hand out money to ILLEGAL immigrants. This LIBERAL INSANITY must be STOPPED. Sign the Petition NOW:

3:01PM

 

I'm sure Governor Cuomo will take your petition into consideration.
 

YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED

 

To join the 2021 Republican Advisory Board. Claim your membership by completing the Official Survey. Act NOW:

7:02PM

 

Are you watching Trump on Hannity RIGHT NOW?

The CRISIS on our southern border is OUT OF CONTROL! Act NOW to hold Biden accountable.

 

No, I was trying to figure out how to make Earthforce fit and no joke I have a headache now.

[Fnu Aw]

YOU'RE INVITED: Be one of the FIRST to join the America First 1000 Club. ONE HOUR to claim your spot. join NOW:

11:02AM

 

We have a new donor "membership" thing. Again, no membership benefits.

 

I just feel that if all you're offering is a title you at least need to throw in a member ID card or an iron-on patch or something like that.
 

SIGNATURE NEEDED

You haven't signed Melania Trump's Birthday Card. Don't let her down! Sign NOW & your name will be at the top:

1:02PM

 

SIGNATURE NEEDED

You haven't signed Melania Trump's Birthday Card. Don't let her down! Sign NOW & your name will be at the top:

1:08PM

 

SIGNATURE NEEDED

You haven't signed Melania Trump's Birthday Card. Don't let her down! Sign NOW & your name will be at the top:

1:14PM

 

Jesus Christ.

 

WARNING: Biden's attempting to STRIP AWAY your 2nd Amendment rights. Step up & STOP him. You have ONE HOUR. Act NOW:

3:01PM

 

WARNING: Biden's attempting to STRIP AWAY your 2nd Amendment rights. Step up & STOP him. You have ONE HOUR. Act NOW:

3:07PM

 

But you just told me I had an hour!
 

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4:53PM

 

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7:02PM

 

 

 

You know those pyramid schemes that are always advertising on YouTube? The ones that are always like "I used to be where you're sitting and now I make seven figures every day. Please add your email to our spam mailing list and we'll send you a link to a FREE WEBINAR that will teach you how" and so you sign up and *surprised pikachu* the webinar is actually not free, and it's starting in an hour so you better hurry up and pay if you don't want to miss out on this exciting opportunity? Only it's not starting in an hour. You can check back every hour of every day and that stupid webinar is always starting an hour from now?

 

Anyway I get that vibe sometimes from all these time sensitive offers that never actually expire.

[Wheelimus]

I'm just disappointed you didn't epically burn Melania Trump on her birthday card. And haven't come out as a Socialist yet. Make your voice heard!

[Nutjob R/T]

I say a bunch of us should join the Advisory Board and try to steer the GOP into blatant Stalinism

[Ironbite]

You mean they already aren't into blatant Stalinism?

[wonko the sane?]

Given how genuinely disturbingly greedy they are, plus the whole xenophobic thing... I'd honestly say it's more concentration camp territory than gulags.

[TheMightyMollusk]

Stalinism is more organized than Trump could ever hope to be.

[Fnu Aw]

I say a bunch of us should join the Advisory Board and try to steer the GOP into blatant Stalinism

Sadly there's no fill in the blank options or I would totally do this.

 

Also I am suspicious of these links so I don't post them here. I'm willing to open them because this phone really doesn't matter. There is nothing they can do to me.

 

YOU'RE INVITED: Be one of the FIRST to join the America First 1000 Club. ONE HOUR to claim your spot. Join NOW:

11:01AM

 

Again, like a good pyramid scheme, the 1 hour countdown never expires.
 

[CLASSIFIED - Do not share

 

The Republican Party wants you to join our Official Advisory Board. 1 HOUR OFFER. Join NOW:

1:04PM

 

There are no words to express how tempted I am to share the links when they specifically ask me not to.
 

Where have you been? Your Republican Platform Audit is INCOMPLETE. Only 1 HOUR LEFT! Finish it NOW:

3:01PM

 

Don't tell them this, but I never actually started it.
 

WARNING: Biden's attempting to STRIP AWAY your 2nd Amendment rights. Step up & STOP him. You have ONE HOUR. Act NOW:

7:02PM

 

You've got Joe Manchin, don't you? What do you need me for?

[Fnu Aw]

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11:02AM

 

 

If every text member donates $45, we'll have what it takes to defend Pres. Trump's legacy. He needs you now more than ever! Act NOW:

1:01PM

 

We need to put AMERICA FIRST! Do you stand with the Republican Party? Make a statement & sign the Official Petition:

3:02PM

 

Are you watching Tucker Carlson right now?

 

The Radical Left is OUT OF CONTROL. Activate your Trump Legacy Membership NOW to STOP them:

8:01PM

 

 

 

No I was watching Coffeezilla talk about MLM scams but good guess.

[Fnu Aw]

URGENT: Your membership EXPIRED. We need you to renew NOW so we can STAND UP to the Left. 1 HOUR LEFT >>

11:03AM

 

The fun thing about this thread is we can check how long ago it was that they said this supposed membership was going to expire. And still I have another hour.

 

And what is even the point? I supposedly had a membership before and they claim it did expire. We have a permanent record here. What has been the difference so far?

 

BREAKING: Biden will lay out his radical vision TONIGHT. We need 45 Patriots to renew their memberships & help us defeat him.

1:05PM

 

Another hour turned into the rest of the day.

 

Blockbuster might still be in business if they'd been this generous about their deadlines.
 

OFFER ACTIVATED: You have ONE HOUR to claim your 250% End-of-Month offer. Help us hit our goal. Claim now:

3:02PM

 

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4:54PM

 

President Trump: I need you now more than ever. Our End-of-Month Deadline is HERE. TRIPLE-MATCH: ACTIVATED for YOU only. Donate NOW:

5:20PM

 

Tim Scott: I'm about to give my speech exposing Biden's FAILURES. I hope you'll join our team before I take the stage! Add your name:

8:02PM

 

Did you miss this ^^? Sen. Scott's exposing the TRUTH about Biden's Agenda! Hurry & step up NOW:

10:34PM

[Fnu Aw]

It's Senator Josh Hawley. I signed a copy of my new book for you, but it looks like you never claimed it. 1 HOUR LEFT! Claim NOW:

11:01AM

 

The signed books have returned!

 

The Radical Left is trying to dismantle our nation's police! 1 HR to activate your Blue Defenders Membership to help push back. Join:

1:01PM

 

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3:01PM

 

He's coming for me. It's all because i didn't accept my 3X-IMPACT offer.
 

President Trump: The Left wants to SILENCE ME, so i started my own communication platform! Tell me what you think! Take the poll:

4:09PM

 

Note the language shift. It's gone from a social network to a "communication platform".

 

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7:02PM

[Coglestop]

Someone must have convinced him that a personal blog isn't a social network somehow.

[Rycochet]

Blue Defender sounds like a brand of urinal cake.

 

Trump's getting angry because the level of engagement on his blog is a fraction of what he got on twitter because the botnets don't work there.

[Fnu Aw]

It's hard to engage without a comments section. But the whole thing only exists to be reposted on other platforms, as if they weren't going to see right through that.

 

 

Anyway, I have great news. That "Sustaining Membership" has finally finally expired for real and they have finally stopped extending my chances to renew it. It's over, finished. I'm fre-

 

President Trump: Why haven't you activated your Trump Founding Membership? I reserved (1) spot on the roster for YOU. Donate & join:

6:13PM

 

 

*headdesk*