Oh, hey, will there be unreleased exclusives representing ideas that might have been envisioned if there had been previous Mayhem Cons (which someone had thought about organizing but didn't) that we can't buy but can look at? That's one of my favorite things in a convention.
There will be exclusive figures consisting of a painting class turning unsold stock of Gorilla Pretenders into Shattered Glass Optimus Minor.
EDIT: Do you think we can sucker some website into sacrificing all the fandom good will they had to defend us? That'd be fun.
Sounds like some one will be driven to piss themselves even if they do have dignity.