I'm gonna call it "Tall GameCube".
Is Microsoft trying to confuse everyone with these names? There are going to be a lot of disappointed kids next year whose parents buy them an Xbox One X instead of an Xbox Series X.
I had a client contract me to do some writing about video games. When talking about Microsoft, I had to do a double check to make sure I was calling the current system the right thing. Their branding is all over the place and the XXX doesnt help.