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@  -LittleAutob... : (04 July 2020 - 10:14 AM)

*ahem* 4th of July....

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 08:14 AM)

Nothing of importance has happened before, and nothing of importance will happen again.

@  Maximus Ambus : (04 July 2020 - 08:12 AM)

Nothing of importance happened today.

@  Telly : (03 July 2020 - 09:54 PM)

i want a "i survived 'rona and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 July 2020 - 03:42 PM)

Slogan for 2021: "I Lived, Bitch."

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

They should make the next book in the Survivors series 'I SURVIVED CORONA VIRUS 2020'

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

YEEEE I'M A SURVIVOR-

@  Nevermore : (03 July 2020 - 06:59 AM)

Probably gonna assemble Devastator after work.

@  Nevermore : (03 July 2020 - 06:58 AM)

Ooooh. Overload arrived. He's surprisingly fun.

@  Bass X0 : (02 July 2020 - 04:00 PM)

He's sweeter than the average bear.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 July 2020 - 03:14 PM)

Convert him to Maple Syrup.

@  Bass X0 : (02 July 2020 - 03:10 PM)

what would Canada do with Yogi?

@  Cyoti : (01 July 2020 - 12:51 PM)

We can deport Yogi back to Canada now.

@  Sabrblade : (01 July 2020 - 12:50 PM)

Jellystone National Pawk. A westful wetweat.

@  Rycochet : (01 July 2020 - 12:47 PM)

Jellystone. We're going to be plunged into a decade of poor animation. Fortunately we've been led by bad cartoon characters for years so we won't notice much difference.

@  Maximus Ambus : (01 July 2020 - 06:19 AM)

what next? YELLOWSTONE?

@  Nevermore : (01 July 2020 - 05:46 AM)

Thanks, dead person.

@  Bass X0 : (01 July 2020 - 05:06 AM)

congratulations to all survivors of the first half of 2020.

@  wonko the sane? : (30 June 2020 - 10:21 PM)

21 for me, but after numerous repetitions I got it down to 17 and a half.

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 June 2020 - 06:16 PM)

I transform in six steps from human to human sitting on my ass at the computer and back again!

@  -LittleAutob... : (30 June 2020 - 05:55 PM)

x-x when in vehicle mode we can travel much F A R T H E R-

@  wonko the sane? : (30 June 2020 - 05:52 PM)

Because despite the fact that we can travel around the world in the time it takes to get a good nights sleep and a couple of meals: people rarely wander more than 25 miles away from home for the duration of their lives.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 05:49 PM)

I don't know how many days that trip takes - especially while sightseeing - but explaining they're 3936 kilometers (2445 miles) apart gives an idea, paradoxically because it is too large to easily picture.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 05:44 PM)

Aye.  When I catch lay people discussing miles and not how long the trip takes, it is in an attempt to stress how far away something is... like NYC to LA.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:20 PM)

But I can imagine 45 *minutes* easily.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:20 PM)

I can imagine a mile, it's a distance I've run. I can't really imagine 45 miles.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:19 PM)

I think there's also an element of the thing where things that are much bigger than us all blur together.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:49 AM)

If you're not, then you're more concerned with how long it takes.  Actual distance doesn't tell you that very well.  Besides traffic and road conditions, you'll need to know what kind of driving (city/interstate/rural/etc.).

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:47 AM)

Distance matters if you're being paid by the mile.

@  TM2-Megatron : (30 June 2020 - 11:44 AM)

Canadians are the same way, for the most part. If you're driving somewhere far, especially, it helps you plan out the day more than a distance in KM would.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:42 AM)

We use the time it takes to get someplace because that is what is relevant to us.

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 June 2020 - 10:55 AM)

Because even we can't figure out miles half the time.

@  Paladin : (30 June 2020 - 09:54 AM)

it's a big country with a lot of empty space. between our citizens' ears.

@  Bass X0 : (30 June 2020 - 09:52 AM)

Why do most Americans measure distance by hours of driving?

@  TM2-Megatron : (29 June 2020 - 07:26 PM)

And as a result the world's lone blu-ray release of the film, an Australian disc that came out 7 years ago, now goes for hundreds of dollars on eBay. Thanks Disney.

@  TM2-Megatron : (29 June 2020 - 06:21 PM)

Well, they censored Daryl Hannah's butt in Splash :rolleyes

@  Paladin : (29 June 2020 - 05:43 PM)

maybe New Mutants is too bad even for D+.

@  Steevy Maximus : (29 June 2020 - 05:00 PM)

X-Men films are coming to Disney+ next month. But will they censor Hugh Jackman's butt?

@  -LittleAutob... : (29 June 2020 - 12:44 PM)

Pft.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 June 2020 - 11:59 AM)

Behold! Night Strike Galvatron!

@  Bass X0 : (29 June 2020 - 09:53 AM)

I will grant you a recolored body, and recolored troops to command.

@  Cybersnark : (29 June 2020 - 09:47 AM)

I don't want to be reissued. This body sucks, I wanna be updated.

@  Nevermore : (29 June 2020 - 09:43 AM)

I definitely don't intend to be reissued. Nobody would buy me.

@  Bass X0 : (29 June 2020 - 08:31 AM)

will anybody else attempt to be reissued?

@  wonko the sane? : (29 June 2020 - 07:51 AM)

*Gasp* Decepticons re-writing history to serve their own needs?!?!

@  Nevermore : (29 June 2020 - 05:48 AM)

The whole point of the DJD is that they're fanatical Megatron fanboys (especially Tarn) to the point of having their own headcanon taking priority of the actual canon, simply speaking.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 June 2020 - 04:01 AM)

They didn't know the war was over until later. And then they denied it anyway.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (28 June 2020 - 10:47 PM)

"He's comin' right for us!"

@  Telly : (28 June 2020 - 08:40 PM)

was that even still in effect once the war ended?

@  TheMightyMol... : (28 June 2020 - 06:51 PM)

According to Roberts, soldiers can ignore the order to spare Whirl if he's directly threatening them. But mostly the DJD were out of their heads on Nuke and not really caring much at the time.


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#1 D Buster Prime

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 12:28 PM

At the root of all Mayhem is a burning sadness. Hopes deferred. Dreams unfulfilled. Joeys falling for Paceys.

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 12:29 PM

The puns are pretty sad, but I don't think anyone's taking it quite that personally. 


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 12:29 PM

Stuff it Dawson


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#4 D Buster Prime

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 12:38 PM

The puns are pretty sad, but I don't think anyone's taking it quite that personally.


What's saddest about the puns...is that they aren't actually puns.

Real puns are taking it personally.

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 12:43 PM

I did have to weigh for a moment whether or not to abuse the word that way. 


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 01 November 2019 - 04:28 AM

Oh I thought this was a legitimate thread for airing our sob stories ...

 

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 09:23 AM

Oh I thought this was a legitimate thread for airing our sob stories ...
 
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Why can't it be a legitimate thread for airing our sob stories?

Come back!

True story: I have never seen the movie "Titanic". I asked a classmate if she would go see it with me, and she turned me down, so I vowed to skip it altogether.

I also happened to be rehearsing "My Heart Will Go On" as a piano piece for the school recital...so yeah, I had to be reminded of it every day for months.

Love is grand.

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 11:02 AM

There was this one time, at a school dance. I was with the student council and in charge of collecting fees/monitoring the entrance. The entire night, since I didn't have a date. At one point, I got the chills. Across the entry hallway, with random people hanging around, I saw my current crush talking to a classmate, and I could've sworn they were talking/looking in my direction. I had the suspicion for awhile that the classmate had a crush on me... Maybe my crush knew and was trying to convince the classmate to talk to me? They went back inside. At one point I saw the classmate dart out, then back in again.
Nothing happened all night. Absolutely nothing. I shouldn't have been disappointed. All the other dances were about the same. Manning the entrance, getting a few dances in with other singles dragging me out of pity, and that's about it.

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 11:17 AM

I never bothered trying to go to dances since I had no friends anyway.

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 11:52 AM

My senior year of high school, I finally worked up the courage to ask a girl I had been crushing on since sixth grade, to the winter semi-formal.

When it came time for the first slow dance, she disappeared on me. I found her sitting at a table with her girlfriends crying about how much she missed her college boyfriend. I had absolutely no idea she had a boyfriend when I asked her to the dance.

But I just shrugged it off. Because when I first got to the dance, our cool math teacher was giving everybody a welcoming hug, but when she came around to me, the angles went all wrong, and she left a huge obvious lip-shaped lipstick stain on my collar, that just wouldn't go away...not that I really wanted it to.

Because for the rest of the night, whenever anybody asked about the lipstick on my collar, I just smirked and said it was from the cool math teacher.

Heh heh.

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 04:50 PM

both of my girlfriends ran off with another woman ... EACH OTHER 

 

:( 

 

worst yet, they haven't sent me any videos of them smooching to spite me yet... I wouldn't mind seeing them swap spite at me..

 

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 05:41 PM

both of my girlfriends ran off with another woman ... EACH OTHER 

 

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Lucky, you got to witness the ideal outcome to a love triangle.



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Posted 01 November 2019 - 05:42 PM

I had one date once. That was it. I don't have much in the way of expectations for the future.



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Posted 02 November 2019 - 09:12 AM

I kept reading this as "Heartbreak Archery".

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Posted 02 November 2019 - 11:45 AM

Is that like some sort of Nemesis Cupid? 



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Posted 02 November 2019 - 02:21 PM

I kept reading this as "Heartbreak Archery".gyO63Ij.png

If that's your angle, why not use the Hasbro official "Heartbreaker Bow"?


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