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@  Sean Whitmore : (15 January 2019 - 08:47 PM)

The fact that Adventure Time was on the air for 8 years and at no point did Nintendo hand the creators a large sack of money and say, "Please make a Mario thing for us" will forever anger me.

@  wonko the sane? : (15 January 2019 - 07:03 PM)

There was so much awesome put into design and conception of the super mario bros. movie, and it didn't even need the branding: but it wouldn't have made it to the screen without the branding.

@  TM2-Megatron : (15 January 2019 - 06:56 PM)

Many aspects of it have stuck in my memory, though. The boots, the devolution ray, the aesthetic of the dinosaur city

@  TM2-Megatron : (15 January 2019 - 06:55 PM)

I had no idea there was another Mario Bros. movie coming out, though. Doubt it'll top the first one, it was just so bizarre

@  TM2-Megatron : (15 January 2019 - 06:55 PM)

They already act a bit like minions; they just aren't stupid

@  wonko the sane? : (15 January 2019 - 05:35 PM)

The trouble is: I honestly can't decide if making them minions would be better or worse than the continuously shrill voices they've used for the last 20 years.

@  Paladin : (15 January 2019 - 05:27 PM)

hope everyone's ready for Toads to look, act & sound like the Minions forever...

@  Lancer : (15 January 2019 - 04:54 PM)

I mean, considering Illumination is making the new Mario movie, Super Mario Bros. 1993 won't be the worst Mario movie anymore

@  Sabrblade : (15 January 2019 - 04:36 PM)

"Sir, your pizza's here." "Not now!"

@  wonko the sane? : (15 January 2019 - 04:28 PM)

Actually, yeah. I think I need to watch it again. Great movie.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (15 January 2019 - 03:44 PM)

It's a fun movie with amazing sets. As long as you don't try to connect it to anything else Mario, it's fine.

@  TM2-Megatron : (15 January 2019 - 03:38 PM)

Damn, I haven't thought about the Super Mario Bros. feature film in forever. Need to watch it again, soon; I can only imagine it gets better with time.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (15 January 2019 - 03:21 PM)

Re:Zero is a fantastic series.

@  ▲ndrusi : (15 January 2019 - 03:10 PM)

Yeah it's not a bad concept, it's just that lately the term is associated with "I, a Loser Everyman, Woke Up In a Generic Fantasy Setting Where I'm Super Special So Now Girls Orbit Me"

@  Sabrblade : (15 January 2019 - 12:59 PM)

So too is the old Super Mario Bros movie

@  wonko the sane? : (15 January 2019 - 12:28 PM)

I went and looked up the term "isekai"... that's not actually as bad as I thought it was going to be.

@  ▲ndrusi : (15 January 2019 - 12:19 PM)

I'm not sure, but the cartoon segments of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show are.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (15 January 2019 - 12:12 PM)

Wait. A. Minute. Is Blaster Master an isekai?

@  MEDdMI : (15 January 2019 - 08:49 AM)

*Dragon Slave*

@  Xellos : (15 January 2019 - 06:22 AM)

I used to use a pic like that as my avatar for years, but that... is a secret.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (15 January 2019 - 02:07 AM)

Is Flatland an isekai?

@  MEDdMI : (14 January 2019 - 11:16 PM)

@Xellos Every time I see you post, I picture Xellos' infuriating smug grin and finger waggling with the "sore wa hi*mi*tsu*desu <3"

@  Waspinator : (14 January 2019 - 09:50 PM)

The Last Starfighter is also one of those

@  Cybersnark : (14 January 2019 - 09:28 PM)

Astronaut gets shot through a wornhole and ends up on a living starship full of escaped alien prisoners.

@  Cybersnark : (14 January 2019 - 09:28 PM)

I realized a few months ago that Farscape is a sci-fi-based Isekai.

@  Sabrblade : (14 January 2019 - 09:03 PM)

The Thor movies and Enchanted, as well.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (14 January 2019 - 08:45 PM)

@xellos We get to many of those in Hollywood movies.

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@  Xellos : (14 January 2019 - 07:47 PM)

There is also Aesthetica of a Rogue Hero, where people regularly get summoned to a fantasy world, then eventually sent back with their accumulated powers (and the main character smuggles the demon lord's daugher by his request, which is a no-no)

@  Waspinator : (14 January 2019 - 07:23 PM)

We need more inverse isekais, like The Devil is a Part-Timer

@  ▲ndrusi : (14 January 2019 - 04:11 PM)

I feel like Tron is pushing it but I can't actually come up with an argument to that effect

@  Pennpenn : (14 January 2019 - 03:21 PM)

To Arazyr- I don't see why it wouldn't be.

@  Xellos : (14 January 2019 - 02:11 PM)

Just like how TRON and Captain N are early examples of "getting transported into a video game"

@  NotVeryKnightly : (14 January 2019 - 02:07 PM)

That would explain why it's so common for isekai settings to be blatantly RPG-inspired.

@  Arazyr : (14 January 2019 - 01:42 PM)

Would the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon count as isekai? 8^)

@  ▲ndrusi : (14 January 2019 - 12:06 PM)

I am in the exceedingly unpleasant position of knowing what you're talking about

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (14 January 2019 - 12:05 PM)

So I'll just say I can consume the series without endorsing the real-life lie that false rape accusations are common and successful.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (14 January 2019 - 12:04 PM)

I would go on to talk about that, but alas, that would spoil significant future story details about the accuser.

@  B-Fox : (14 January 2019 - 12:03 PM)

Shield Hero dared to have a male character falsely accused of rape, right?

@  B-Fox : (14 January 2019 - 12:02 PM)

At least now people will stop shitting on slice-of-life shows....

@  ▲ndrusi : (14 January 2019 - 12:01 PM)

listen just because it has shield in its name does not mean you need to ally with it

@  ▲ndrusi : (14 January 2019 - 12:01 PM)

oh good lord

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (14 January 2019 - 12:00 PM)

In fact, the Shield Hero series does not portray slavery as a good thing nor keep the initial slave characters down for the count.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (14 January 2019 - 12:00 PM)

If you're referring to The Rising of the Shield Hero, the backlash from some Western fans is misaimed, IMO.

@  Pennpenn : (14 January 2019 - 11:59 AM)

I wish I was more surprised that "slavery apologetics" is a thing. Still disgusted.

@  ▲ndrusi : (14 January 2019 - 11:53 AM)

But surely we all know the best isekai is Captain N.

@  ▲ndrusi : (14 January 2019 - 11:49 AM)

This morning I saw one of my friends express disbelief at having an opportunity to say "yet another slavery apologist isekai"

@  Lancer : (14 January 2019 - 11:21 AM)

Although recently they explicably acquire a harem by purchasing them as slaves, which makes it that much worse

@  Lancer : (14 January 2019 - 11:21 AM)

I think what people hate is the modern trend of isekai taking place in generic-ass fantasy settings with bland, oft-overpowered male protagonists that inexplicably acquire a harem.

@  Pennpenn : (14 January 2019 - 11:07 AM)

Does Kingdom Hearts count? On the one hand it's a serial world hopping adventure, on the other hand all the worlds are contained within the same overworld that the characters have always been in, just unaware of.

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 10:14 AM

My comic shop has a mostly complete Erector ...but I just can't do it 

I've been there, you feel like you should feel excitement about an opportunity but you just can't get it up




Those videos are created to generate ad revenue.

I get that, and I realize that most of this is pretty standard fare, but the giant living ice cream throws me for a loop. Like, the fact that it is ice cream has no significance whatsoever. They could have just made it a dog and everything would have been normal.

The family just has a giant living ice cream living amongst them and it's just never remarked upon or made relevant in any way, and that baffles me to no end. Like, there's no point to it even being there. Nothing ever comes of it.

I was baffled to find that this series is apparently the origin of that "weird YouTube" video with the song between the child and father about whether he's eating things in the kitchen and whether he's lying. I guess the bizarre video that got circulated of that where the father eats the kid in the end was some kind of weird pomo parody.

the internet was fun. time to shut it down 

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 10:21 AM

Incredibly pissed off due to the fact that I found out that there's a French version of Saturday Night Live and it's literally called Le Saturday Night Live.

theres also a version of its always sunny in Philadelphia but its based in Moscow. 

Man, that would be an outright black comedy.

It should also be titled "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", but Philadelphia is never mentioned in the script, and beneath the black comedy of the series is this unspoken, more innocent yearning for this invisible, kinder world. One of those tangible absence, sort of things.




Pictured: Jazz and son.

don't tear me or my son in half ever again



Look up the context of this post at your own risk.

oh no

no nintendo

no no no oh no



The surest way to live a full life is to keep in touch with the larger world. You don't really get old until you stop seeking out new experiences.

So, no, not super worried about it.

Says the guy who gets a new actor every few years

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 10:39 AM

As a liberal, I can definitely say I would not support George Washington as a Supreme Court judge in 2018. He's a slaveowner with no experience in the legal system, and he's extremely dead. 



the biggest discovery this weekend, ahead of "studio series devastator will be revealed at comic con london," is that there's a comic con london

The biggest reveal was that after I complained two years ago that Hasbro was now limiting their reveals entirely to Toy Fair, BotCon (which no longer exists), SDCC and NYCC, Hasbro's marketing department has apparently realized that they were spreading themselves a little too thin and has since decided that hey, apparently international markets matter a lot more these days, so now reveals also happen at Fan Expo Canada, friggin' Comic-Con Paris and Comic-Con London.

I wonder if some reveal also happened at Comic-Con Berlin last weekend and there was simply no-one in attendance who cared?

it was behind a bald guy...no one saw it.



it's my birthday, but i'm not turning thirteen. I'm staying twelve. This is because i've decided to not getting any older. Im stilll having a party though

I will,be eating cake that i stole from an abandoned cake shop. now that i dusted all the cobwebs off it tastes pretty okay. you're welcome to have a slice if you want.

There's also a party favor. Singular, because there's only one. It's a penny i found on the street that i think got ran over or something because it's covered in scratches; it looks kinda cool. The coinstar machine wouldn't take it so now i'm giving it to all of you. i hope youenjoy it, and please remember to share.

if you get bored there's a picture of a clown that i taped to the wall over there. you can look at it and imagine what it would be like if i had enough money to actually hire a clown for the party

Anyway, hope you have fun at thus party. I realize it's alittle dull, but my plan to rob the bank of switzerland didn't pan out, so i had to make do wirh a smaller budget.

How long have you been 12 Joey? How many years must we repeat this? When will you allow the rest of us to be free?!

I've had to watch my grandchildren die. And their grandchildren. And theirs.

Release us demon.



Ethics in a business program? Why do schools insist on teaching people stuff they know they'll never use once they graduate?

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 10:42 AM

And then there was Giganodragon from Dinozaurs, who unzips into a dragon scarf.

I thought that was a clever transformation.

It kinda is. It's in the Jizai Toys category for me of "I have no idea why you did that, but my God, well done, you did" that I really can't bash.



Oh no, I've lost the respect of tec. How ever shall I live with myself.



The moon landing was real, what they really covered up was the discovery of aliens on the moon.

i saw that horror movie. it was not good. 

I don't know that I'd call Dark of the Moon horror, per say, but otherwise I'm not disagreeing.

I dunno, I still have nightmares about it


That's all, I guess. Here's to more fun with y'all in 2019!

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 11:58 AM

From the anime thread:


Did you mean to link to "That Time An Island In GoldenEye Disappointed A Generation"?

Yes. It was a test to see if people actually click on links. You passed. Hey, what's that behind you?

*runs away*

From the complaint thread:

In what just world does Revolutionaries get cancelled when the Legends manga is now approaching its 60th chapter?

I hate this post, because it made my brain envision a fourth-wall-breaking skit in which the other characters are trying to convince Ian to put on a maid costume in order to save the comic.

From the non-toy pic thread:

He's a snake person because he chose to fight Cobra.

Wouldn't that make him a mongoose person?

From the Power of the Primes thread:

My Starscream's combiner feet are odd. One pegs in very solidly and the other barely pegs in at all and is floppy.

"AGHH, my FOOT!"

From the Trump thread:

I would definitely keep a close eye on Ted Kennedy if I saw him giving a speech. Dude's been dead almost a decade, I'm not about to let him eat MY brains.

More to come as the quote limit allows.

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 12:05 PM

From the Fan Choice thread:

The main beef I have with Victorion is her not being called Slammoth.

I fail to perceive everyone else's love for that name.

Then your opinion is irrelephant. :p

From the TF Pic thread:

Gee, Strax us.

Now I'm suddenly thinking: Strax R US

Mercy isn't dispensed here! Only fantastic bargains!

From the TF pic thread:

"what is a bat"

A miserable pile of squeakrets

From the thread about War For Cybertron:

Fifty Toys Of Bumblebee

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 12:08 PM

From the PotP cards thread:

Not even Primus himself can predict which Prime power the card in pack will depict.[/size]

Wait, Primus can't look into Legends Class packaging to see what color the cardback is?

Primus sees in black and white.

-ZacWilliam, he's like a dog that way

He's stuck in planet mode, so unless you want to take the card down to the big screaming face, he can't see it.

From the thread about the 2019 fanvote:

Good Saboteur vs Bad Scientist.

The battle of intentionally making a weapon blow up in your face vs making a shoddy invention that blows up in your face.

From the thread on whether Peter Cullen should continue to voice Optimus:


This decision is going to be made for us in the next decade or so.


From the PotP thread:

On the matter of the upcoming titan-class Predaking: Tantrum's awful beast-mode head makes me increasingly angry each time I see it.

If it's any consolation, Tantrum would almost certainly also hate your head.

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 12:12 PM

From the Trump thread:

Random words are bolded reads the post of a man..
A headline without context in a pnr land

His fast posts for doom heed the calling wind
A poster of defeatism is the man called Paladin..

From the Machinima thread:

May 1st, commonly known as "May Day".

Mayday, a distress signal used to signal a life threatening emergency.

From the PotP thread:

My local store puts new bots on the shelves
And I'm like 'It's better than yours'
Damn right it's better than yours
I could ship to you but I'd have to charge.

From the GOP thread:

Et descendit Diabolus ad Georgia

Non est anima mea usque ad vultus parumper furantur

Depicta erat

Quia erat modo post

Et qui sponte sua obtulerant se faciunt a paciscor

Adulescens cum venisset

Et sic ludere fiddle ad opus serrae est calidus

Et misit se diaboli

Usque in opaca fuerit truncus illius

Et ait autem amen dico vobis quod puer dicitur

Ego coniecto vos quia non scitis

Im 'etiam non a ludio ludius fiddle

Dare et accipere velis bet faciam vobis

Nunc a pulchellus bonum ludere fiddle, puer

Sed Diabolus det suum cuique tribuere

Et bet ad fiddle aurea

In anima vestra

Quia cogitare sum melior quam sum vobis

Puer dicitur John nomen meum

Sin autem esset

Sed faxo ut bet

Et poenitet te agnus dei

Ibi suus 'semper optimum fuerit quia ego sum

Arma tua faretram et resinam proposuerunt in Johnny ludere fiddle difficile vobis

Causa est infernum fregit solveris

Et in Georgia diaboli auctori cards

Vincere, et si vos adepto hoc ad speciem est fiddle aurea

Qui autem perdiderit animam diabolo.

Diabolus aperuit causam

Et ille dixit: Et hic ostendit incipere

Unguiculi volavit ignis

Missilibus cum arcu et cum rosined

Et extraxerunt fortiter arcum, in chordis

Et fecit quod malum minentur sibila suspensum

Cohortem et a daemoniis copulata

Et sonaret aliquid simile hoc


Diabolus conplevit

Johnny locutus es pulchellus bonum etiam filio

Sella in eo sit iustus ius ius est

Quo facto et ego ostendam tibi

Lusit quasi ignis de Mountain

Pueri currere: currere

Diabolus est sol in Domus de Resurgens

Pullus panem in Pan quemque citarent commistione fermenti,

Granny tuus canis morsus,

Non filium, non


Et inclinato capite tradidit diaboli

Sciens hoc quia nihil aliud est quam beat

At ille aureus inftexa

Umbra ante pedes humi

Johnny ait diaboli iustus venit tergum

Si unquam wanna tendo iterum

Ego autem acta ad te statim filius canis

Im 'non optimum umquam fuit

Et fornicata es super Mountain ignis

Pueri currere: currere

Diabolus est sol in Domus de Resurgens

Pullus panem in Pan quemque citarent commistione fermenti,

Granny tuus canis morsus,

Non filium, non

[Instrumental usque ad summum]

From the Rescue Bots toy thread:

I could go for hundreds of dollars myself.

And we could all use a little chaaaaange!


From the thread about IDW's bad ideas:

Empurata. Shadowplay. The Evil Corrupt Senate.


Same thread, later:

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the decline in readership of RID came from Barber driving off people who have themselves remotely detonated their friends' heads.

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 12:16 PM

From the PotP thread:

How will Wreck-Gar use the power of the Primes?

How CAN’T he?!

The Power of the Primes time travels, space travels, Gulliver’s travels, accepts all major insurance and gives greasy dishes that sparkling shine! It cuts, dices, slices, causes terrible plaque buildup, and can be used as both a salad dressing and lethal poison! Get back in the game with the Power of the Primes! Warning: Power of the Primes may cause frustration, expectation, saturation, and alienation. If you attempt to pre-order Power of the Primes allow between six to infinity weeks for shipping and handling. Not to be taken internally. If using the Power of the Primes for more than four hours, consult a mortician. Power of the Primes may not be available in all states of consciousness.


Call now!

From the Battle Angel Alita thread:

Oh wow, it also seems to include a DRM-free copy of several volumes of the Seven Deadly Sins manga in the bundle. I think I'd like that to have, specifically to lock it in an encrypted archive with a password from Random.org I didn't look at, save it to an external magnetic drive, erase it, format the drive to random numbers, then smash it with a hammer.

From the thread about the Allspark Cyber Key:

I have been repeatedly informed that my inaction is decidedly unsexy.

Well just one quick order and you, yes YOU, can bring sexy back.*

*warning: Cyber Planet Key may not bring sexy back for everyone

From the PotP thread:

So whatever happened with Counterpunch? Any further word on that front?

He was not as real nearby as previously thought

From the thread about the SDCC exclusives:

...This is the weirdest thing...

I thought those molds were, like, verifiably long dead. As in, I thought eHobby tried to find them and Takara was like, "Hey, check the bottom of the ocean," or something like that.

They, uh, found a way.

They filled in the damaged areas of the molds with frog DNA.

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 12:21 PM

From our first look at Beast King Primal:

I want King Primal, Grimlock, and Starscream singing "We Three Kings of Cybertron Are".

I assume they bring gold, frankincense and Blurr.

And later:

Race through Space for the Face Mace

From the Japanese image thread:

Wait, is Teleport a planet?

Up for debate. It's neither here nor there.

From the Siege of Cybertron thread:

I don't have a problem with Generations doing stuff like this but when the ostensibly "non-G1" kids line is using the Evergreen designs that are like 90% of this aesthetic too I worry we're heading toward the intersection of He-Man and G.I Joe.

I'm pretty sure the aesthetic intersection of He-Man and GIJoe is Dr. Mindbender.

From the Stege of Cybertron thread:

I will try to think of it as Ox and not Dreamwave. As it stands, from far away Ultra Magnus looks stunning but from close up I get angry because he's going to make the Wreckers ship him pages of art and not pay them.

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 12:24 PM

From the Summer WonFest Thread:

If you want to know
Where his truck mode goes
It's in his back.

(That's where it is.)

From the pic thread:

Henkei and Encore,
And Rescue Bot Rescans.
Action Masters and blind bags of tiniest Titans.
Generations including the Cyber Series.
These are a few of my favourite Bees.

Cancelled Binaltech and buildable Kreons,
Redecos all coloured in Allspark blue "neon."
Imports of Japanese collection EZs.
These are a few of my favourite Bees.

Happy Meal pack ins and Kinder surprises,
Pretenders providing him further disguises,
Q-Transformers, Flip Racers, and Alternities.
These are a few of my favourite Bees.

Even Goldbug,
Or that bird Chuck,
Are part of my Bee hive.
Collecting all of my favourite Bees,
Helps me to feel alive.

From the Cyberverse toy thread:

So sad to see Megatron has a wad of chewing gum for a left hand. :p

"I'm here to kick afterburners and chew bubblegum, and... well, luck has given you a few more minutes."

From the Stege thread:


Ah yes, The Book of Instructions. Step 7. Verses 8-11.

To uncreate the world, reverse the order of the instructions.

And again:

.....or is it that [The Mini-Spies]'re such good spies that no one has ever discovered their real names?

Uh, they've pretty obviously given them numbers and taken away their names.

(Odds are, they won't live to see tomorrow.)

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 12:50 PM

From the thread about LG-EX Big Powered:

Some people take the lore way to seriously :D

Lore Way is the best road to take to Seriously, other routes have too much traffic.

From the STEGE thread:

They haven't given us any more Beast Wars characters, I'd still like a Voyager Dinobot, Tigatron, Terrorsaur and transmetal 2 Dinobot to make a scaled collection.

Tigatron has fur.

And again:

(Christian space shuttle??)

Listen, if your job was to repeatedly fall from the sky while on fire, you'd probably be every religion you could get your Canadarm on.

From the stupid GOP thread:

Imagine how much more entertained we all would be if Mike Pence was G1 Starscream and every week with every new controversy "Donald Trump has gone too far! I, Mike Pence, am the NEW President!"

From the Cyberverse toyline thread:

Cyclops Daria is my favorite Pacific Rim Jaeger.

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 12:55 PM

From the Trump thread:


This man is now in charge of the Department of Justice.

Say something nice about him.

He looks like he's preparing to stand in the way of proper photos of the next Transformers Titan-class figure.

Rob Corddry is now heading up the DOJ? Out of all the Daily show alumni to get a role in the Trump Whitehouse, I would have thought they'd have hired Colbert first.

(Really, the whole page of Matthew Whitaker reactions is worth a look.)

From the TF pic thread:

you can tell by the way i use my walk i'm a microman

And again from the TF pic thread:

"Who is Tarn?"

Baby don't hurt me...

...don't hurt me...

...no more.

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

From the non-toy pic thread:


I keep expecting the guy walking across the bottom to get all the way to the right and then set Tom Servo down next to him.

From the Bumblebee thread:

I remember by the 4th movie how staged the explosions were.

Maybe that's why Cena is in this one. He missed his intro the last 2 times.

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 04:42 PM

Got in twice....a new high.


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Posted 01 January 2019 - 05:03 PM

The Jans and the Febs be like:


This cover hasn't aged well.

Honestly, I blame Wreck-Gar. He dared us to be stupid, and Bay simply accepted the challenge.


If I was in charge it would be "The Librarian and the Miner". Insert romance novel cover here.

...oh, miner.




--LBD "Nytetrayn"

He's out back.


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Posted 01 January 2019 - 05:06 PM

oh my god are there "spinster" truthers

Why am I even in this fandom.

For the sweet spinster toys!

Like Elita One, since she's like 9 million years old and has never married!

This board REALLY hates too many quotes in one post.

EDIIIIIIT: oh, I try to post it and it says no, but when I split the post in half and do them separately it combines them? UJYGUSAYDBI IS HGISUFIS GF*OGI NUJNHFISJIU HIS


Can't wait till Shockwave tries to name all of the digits in pi.

That's easy. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

Edited by Maruten, 01 January 2019 - 05:07 PM.


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Posted 01 January 2019 - 05:16 PM

Im in a few times I am happy

Visit my store! Vintage toys (SW/ST/TFs Collectables)


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Posted 01 January 2019 - 06:18 PM

One odd thing with the new Wreck-Gar, it looks like I will have to get a new Chainsaw Splatterpus from Trent (this time in orange) so Wreck-Gar can put it down and listen.

Wait, the robots in the movies have names?

(Still relevant in this post-Bee Movie era. Poor Shatkick and Dropper, or whatever the hell their names are.)

"Hi, I'm Ex-S Gundam."
"Yes, most of HC's posts are."

what is the history behind var mode anyways?


Wow, it's been almost 4 years already. How the vears vly vy.


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Posted 01 January 2019 - 06:37 PM

I absolutely hate "third party Transformers". Awful, awful euphemism. You wouldn't describe horsemeat hamburgers as "third party beef", would you?

I'll tell you what I would do - start a frigging band called "Third Party Beef".

"Noiro" is a great name, in a cheesy Silver Age kind of way, for a guy whose defining characteristic is that he's a black version of someone else.

Optimus, at least, is a perfect lay


the only thing that would have made this better is if optimus prime rips off HIS face and he's ALSO shockwave and he's like ha-HA and shockwave is like aw fudge

He's Shockwave, he's Shockwave, you're Shockwave, I'm Shockwave! Are there any other Shockwaves I should know about?!



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Posted 01 January 2019 - 06:53 PM

"Remember me, Orion?!? When I killed Bumblebee, I talked just... LIKE... THIS!"

If I can find a purple-bodied Titanmaster and four blue limbs, I'll give him an inner robot, but I'm not painting one of those things.

Watch for scale.

I've been watching for years.  Haven't seen any sign of it yet.

Y'know the more I think of it what I really want is 150 some-odd issues of what if Skids stayed friends with Charlene while the whole rest of Marvel continuity happened in the background

The magnificence of Bee Movie has surely made this possible!


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