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@  wonko the sane? : (15 October 2019 - 02:55 PM)

I got stabbed in the eyelid by a mudwasp, pulled down a tree, and then got ice cream. You know, all told: not a bad day.
@  Maximus Ambus : (15 October 2019 - 09:17 AM)

Burrunjor
@  Paladin : (15 October 2019 - 08:04 AM)

your mom.
@  Benbot : (15 October 2019 - 08:02 AM)

What's your favorite Paleolithic megafauna?
@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:06 PM)

Together with the Rhino G1 sets, probably the most expensive DVDs I ever bought
@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:01 PM)

I've still got the age-old Rhino sets
@  Telly : (14 October 2019 - 09:09 PM)

i didnt find that at any of the ones around here, so i had to settle for seasons 1 and 2 of duckman for $3
@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 07:45 PM)

Heck, I got the season 2/3 set for $3 (?) from a Dollar General discount bin :p
@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 07:29 PM)

The series is pretty cheap on DVD, too, which at least will work internet or no. The complete series set seems to be OOP, but there's a Season 1 set as well as a combined 2 & 3 set.
@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 06:10 PM)

Woot! Beast wars!
@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 06:08 PM)

Yay! Tubi now has the first season of Rescue Bots and the full run of Beast Wars FINALLY available.
@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 02:16 PM)

Just like me in a game of Civilization. Don't have gunpowder? Time for your cities to burn.
@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 01:51 PM)

He dubbed the peoples that saw him as bad news cannibals and savages before enslaving and wiping them out too.
@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 01:40 PM)

And if they had been unfriendly: he would have simply slaughtered them with diseases they couldn't fight, and technology they couldn't match until they as a people did not exist. There's something about european backgrounds that drive us to exploit.
@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 11:02 AM)

He described the peoples he encountered as some of the most friendly and giving in the world, so naturally, he ate all their food, enslaved them and put them to work looking for gold that did not exist, until they as a people did not exist.
@  Paladin : (14 October 2019 - 09:57 AM)

he landed by coincidence in front of long-term residents.
@  Sabrblade : (14 October 2019 - 09:55 AM)

He said the world was round-o! (He said the world was round-o!) He said it could be found-o! (He said it could be found-o!) That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo! (That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo!)
@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 09:22 AM)

In the year 1492, Columbus gave us the day off skoo
@  Noideaforaname : (14 October 2019 - 08:59 AM)

How often do people actually celebrate Columbus or the Pilgrims? Usually it just feels like celebrating the first break in the school year and a nice dinner with the family.
@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 08:29 AM)

You've got like two more weeks until the american thanksgiving. Canadian thanksgiving is literally a harvest festival.
@  CVReynolds : (14 October 2019 - 08:09 AM)

Hey, everyone. Come together to enjoy this national holiday made to celebrate a mass-murderer who never set foot in the USA. What fun!
@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 07:25 AM)

that's perfect!
@  PlutoniumBoss : (14 October 2019 - 02:22 AM)

A school-bus combiner called Valedictorion.
@  TriBlurr : (13 October 2019 - 12:16 AM)

Honor-Roll
@  Arazyr : (11 October 2019 - 08:18 AM)

I like that one.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 10:39 PM)

Oh, how about Dropout?
@  Pinkcolliebot : (09 October 2019 - 07:47 PM)

Hey Everyone I'm beginning to put together The TF Roll Out Short Hot Rod's Presentation!
@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 02:35 PM)

Truant.
@  Maximus Ambus : (09 October 2019 - 12:26 PM)

Haslab Unicron may change the direction of Cyberverse or the netflix series.
@  wonko the sane? : (09 October 2019 - 11:31 AM)

Bluecheesewagon
@  Benbot : (09 October 2019 - 07:09 AM)

Those are too friendly--what if he was a Decepticon?
@  PlutoniumBoss : (08 October 2019 - 07:23 PM)

Cheesewagon
@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 12:02 PM)

Bus-Top has a very GoBot vibe
@  Bass X0 : (08 October 2019 - 10:51 AM)

I actually never heard of the name Megalodon until recently.
@  Noideaforaname : (08 October 2019 - 09:44 AM)

Bus-Top, Omnibus, Cerebus, Busicus, Busicon
@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Otto
@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Frizzle
@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 09:10 AM)

Crankshaft?
@  Benbot : (08 October 2019 - 08:55 AM)

What's a good name for a school bus Transformer?
@  lastmaximal : (08 October 2019 - 12:57 AM)

Huh. There's a neat name for Beast Hunters Sharkticon Megs.
@  TheMightyMol... : (07 October 2019 - 11:44 AM)

It's a submarine, we swear!
@  Otaku : (07 October 2019 - 11:26 AM)

@Bass X0 Letting myself comment to say "That's a good one!" and ask "Would a megalodon be a good fit for Megatron?"
@  Benbot : (07 October 2019 - 07:59 AM)

Ohhh good one
@  Bass X0 : (07 October 2019 - 07:39 AM)

I now want a Decepticon shark called Megalotron.
@  TriBlurr : (06 October 2019 - 05:47 PM)

Gives them time to screw up the color of his hands. :p
@  TheMightyMol... : (06 October 2019 - 12:33 PM)

His bulk is too great to teleport across such distances.
@  Sabrblade : (06 October 2019 - 11:09 AM)

Cuz it'll take that long to mass produce.
@  Darth Gonzo : (06 October 2019 - 10:47 AM)

Why is Unicron coming in 2021 and not 2020?
@  wonko the sane? : (06 October 2019 - 06:47 AM)

Shut up rattrap.
@  Tm_Silverclaw : (05 October 2019 - 11:58 PM)

We're all gonna die!

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#41 Caldwin

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 06:43 PM

Sounds complicated.
I think I need some lessons.
Practice makes perfect!
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#42 Fnu Aw

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 07:33 PM

I'm eating dinner.
This potpie is a ripoff.
There's no potato!

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#43 Caldwin

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 07:40 PM

Bargain pies are trash.
You get what you pay for, though.
Bring lots of Zantac
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#44 Destron D-69

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 09:05 PM

The hangout tonight

has started off well, I guess 

Boo wants Boob windows 


#45 Fnu Aw

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 11:58 PM

Bargain pies are trash.
You get what you pay for, though.
Bring lots of Zantac

 

I ate most of it.

It was surprisingly lame.

I should make my own.


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Posted 18 November 2018 - 12:07 AM

What is that burning?

Oh why has my house burned down?

I just wanted pie


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#47 Destron D-69

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 01:28 AM

Raspberry Rhubarb pie

looks like a cannibal's meal

but I love it so 

 

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#48 Foffy

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 03:03 AM

mr. potato
head tried to mug me last night
so i ate his wife

turns out she's made of
plastic. she didn't taste good
and i chipped a tooth

EDIT: I just realized that "ate his wife" could be read in multiple ways and there was one of them that i didn't like so that's it pack it up post's cancelled get outta here go home

Edited by Foffy, 18 November 2018 - 03:37 AM.

#49 Destron D-69

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 09:41 AM

she's made of plastic

chipped a tooth on a chip

she didn't taste good

 

Foffy don't give up

there is always a way to 

ruin a dirty joke


#50 Fnu Aw

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 12:58 AM

It's been fifteen days.

I don't want this thread to die.

It's been too much fun.


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#51 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 04:07 AM

Bump Bump Bump the thread

Fnu's on the staff and he don't 

want it to be dead


#52 Caldwin

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 09:10 AM

Oh not this again!
I can not speak in haiku.
It's just way too hard.
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#53 Fnu Aw

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 03:04 PM

Final exam week.
I need to study how much?
Better get started.

What am I doing?
Why am I posting kaikus?
I'm wasting my time.

Seriously now.
Stop the procrastinating.
This isn't helping.

But it's addicting
And more fun than studying.
Somebody stop me.

I just can't help it.
It's been a long semester.
I'm so over it.

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#54 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 03:46 PM

Seasonal Docking 

and Symmetrical Stockings

not even trying  


#55 Foffy

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 04:53 PM

It's been fifteen days.

SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

COCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID I'M ANGRY

#56 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 06:50 PM

somebody quotes a song

Destron embeds video

we all feel better

 

 


Edited by Destron D-69, 03 December 2018 - 06:51 PM.

#57 MEDdMI

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 06:52 PM

Last two posts are off
5-7-5 is the rule
A Combo Breaker!

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#58 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 07:03 PM

try that count again

video is three itself 

*dee gives Med a hug* 

 

[vid-ee-oh]


Edited by Destron D-69, 03 December 2018 - 07:04 PM.

#59 Caldwin

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 07:12 PM

somebody quotes a song
Destron embeds video
we all feel better


First line is a 6
You are still very wrong sir
Please do try again
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#60 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 07:22 PM

son of a bitch

this means Caldwin was right once

end of days is nigh 


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