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@  TheMightyMol... : (26 January 2021 - 04:44 AM)

Calm down, Dirge.
@  Paladin : (25 January 2021 - 09:44 PM)

death comes for us all. what difference does it make how?
@  ▲ndrusi : (25 January 2021 - 06:26 PM)

It's only murder and that is all, why should I feel the way I do...
@  Rufus : (25 January 2021 - 01:37 PM)

It's only murder if it comes from the Murder region of France, otherwise it's just suspiciously deceased.
@  TheMightyMol... : (24 January 2021 - 09:17 AM)

It's only murder if they find the body, otherwise it's just a missing persons case.
@  Telly : (24 January 2021 - 02:31 AM)

so light yagami is a BAD role model? but ive already got a death note...
@  PlutoniumBoss : (23 January 2021 - 11:43 PM)

Do you always model proper behavior after anime characters?
@  Tm_Silverclaw : (23 January 2021 - 06:34 PM)

Don't forget Yu-Gi-Oh and the Millennium items.
@  NotVeryKnightly : (23 January 2021 - 02:51 PM)

There was a five season anime with wearing relics as the premise.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (23 January 2021 - 01:16 PM)

You don't wear relics, you enshrine them.
@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 06:23 PM)

Wrong holey... and probably the wrong way to dress too.
@  Rycochet : (22 January 2021 - 06:09 PM)

If your underwear is old and holy, it is considered a relic and should be protected with your life.
@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 02:04 PM)

That's the argument we keep making: but I still need to wait till feb 8th minimum to replace my holey underwear.
@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:57 PM)

Personally I'm glad Ontario wasn't so misguided as to try to define what is or isn't "essential" for big box stores like Walmart to sell. If someone is stuck at home literally for weeks and unable to go out, who's to say a new TV or game console isn't essential (if only for one's sanity) if theirs breaks down?
@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:55 PM)

Although fortunately, Ontario's daily cases and positivity rate has been on a steady decline for the past week or so; if they can get the vaccinations back on track, there is some hope.
@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:53 PM)

And as far as Canada's lockdowns go, I'm guessing none of them will end until late March, or perhaps the beginning of April. What small businesses that might be left at that point will be allowed to open for their going out of business sales.
@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:52 PM)

Unfortunately the CEO of Target Canada made more money by running the company into the ground than he ever would have had he made it a success, so there was zero incentive to succeed.
@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:51 PM)

Target made some serious mistakes when they came into Canada. They focused on opening like 150+ stores within a 2 year timeframe and had no online infrastructure whatsoever; their website literally only contained legal blurbs and a store locator... lacking even the ability to see what they sold in stores, or if it was in stock and, if so, where. They should have started with 1/3 the number of stores with a full online experience including online shopping and inventory checking
@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 12:35 PM)

See; quebec is under a new lockdown, have been since the 26th. It's supposed to end the 8th of february, but probably won't. Stores are only supposed to sell necessities (in deference to the stores which are closed.), but the quebec government made no effort define what counts as a "necessity", only punished them for getting it wrong. So I can buy all the candy I want, but not underwear, boots, winterwear, small appliances. Hell, my brother had to explain why he wanted a FUSE when he needed to fix his stove shortly before new years.
@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 12:31 PM)

Targets don't exist in canada anymore. They lasted like 3 years before abandoning the market. But even if they WERE still here: they would be under the same poorly defined restrictions as walmart.
@  -LittleAutob... : (22 January 2021 - 12:10 PM)

Target's better-
@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 07:51 AM)

HA! my walmarts can't even sell underwear. There's no clearances going on up here.
@  Steevy Maximus : (21 January 2021 - 11:31 PM)

Check your Walmarts: Post-Christmas clearances are going on and I snagged Need For Speed Hot Pursuit Remastered for Switch for only $5 (YMMV)
@  ZakuConvoy : (21 January 2021 - 03:15 PM)

*walks out on stage* Umm, I don't know how to tell everyone this, but Conway Twitty's been dead for nearly 30 years, now. So...*dances awkwardly as distraction*
@  tigerhawk : (21 January 2021 - 10:47 AM)

uh oh we need a distraction, ladies and gentlemen Conway Twitty.
@  wonko the sane? : (21 January 2021 - 10:20 AM)

*screaming internally*
@  -LittleAutob... : (21 January 2021 - 09:46 AM)

Everything is f i n e
@  TheMightyMol... : (21 January 2021 - 08:30 AM)

Everything's okay until it isn't. That's life.
@  wonko the sane? : (21 January 2021 - 08:12 AM)

Oh my god... I forgot entirely about yellowstone.
@  tigerhawk : (21 January 2021 - 03:32 AM)

Until the third civil war. Or yellowstone, whatever's good.
@  Nevermore : (20 January 2021 - 06:01 PM)

That's not true. An adult man is in control of the White House now.
@  repowers : (19 January 2021 - 03:18 PM)

Everything's out of control.
@  -LittleAutob... : (19 January 2021 - 09:51 AM)

*cough* w h a t?
@  Donocropolis : (19 January 2021 - 09:48 AM)

Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance they ain't no friends of mine
@  TheMightyMol... : (19 January 2021 - 08:52 AM)

You could leave your friends behind.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (18 January 2021 - 09:43 PM)

You could if you really wanted to.
@  -LittleAutob... : (18 January 2021 - 01:35 PM)

Nadie puede decir algo diferente >:D
@  -LittleAutob... : (18 January 2021 - 01:35 PM)

......... all wounds heal through God. *walks off*
@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2021 - 01:01 PM)

Let me know when the WEAPONs wake up.
@  tigerhawk : (18 January 2021 - 05:18 AM)

Or is the wound the Earth healing.
@  unluckiness : (18 January 2021 - 03:32 AM)

Healing is just destroying the wound
@  PlutoniumBoss : (17 January 2021 - 06:08 PM)

But eventually destroys everything.
@  tigerhawk : (17 January 2021 - 05:03 PM)

Heals many wounds
@  PlutoniumBoss : (17 January 2021 - 02:03 PM)

Time.
@  wonko the sane? : (17 January 2021 - 07:53 AM)

I dunno, maybe. I'm not clairvoyant either...
@  Nevermore : (17 January 2021 - 04:30 AM)

Covid?
@  wonko the sane? : (16 January 2021 - 09:50 PM)

At this point, if I'm going to die then it won't be the wait what killed me. It didn't help any, mind you, but it's not what got me.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (16 January 2021 - 09:37 PM)

Technically we are all literally dying to play with our next figure.
@  wonko the sane? : (16 January 2021 - 05:36 PM)

I am figuratively dying to play with that cheetor.
@  wonko the sane? : (16 January 2021 - 04:39 PM)

Still waiting for my box from BBTS to arrive.

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#41 Caldwin

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 06:43 PM

Sounds complicated.
I think I need some lessons.
Practice makes perfect!
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#42 Fnu Aw

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 07:33 PM

I'm eating dinner.
This potpie is a ripoff.
There's no potato!

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#43 Caldwin

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 07:40 PM

Bargain pies are trash.
You get what you pay for, though.
Bring lots of Zantac
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#44 Destron D-69

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 09:05 PM

The hangout tonight

has started off well, I guess 

Boo wants Boob windows 


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Posted 17 November 2018 - 11:58 PM

Bargain pies are trash.
You get what you pay for, though.
Bring lots of Zantac

 

I ate most of it.

It was surprisingly lame.

I should make my own.


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#46 MEDdMI

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 12:07 AM

What is that burning?

Oh why has my house burned down?

I just wanted pie


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#47 Destron D-69

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 01:28 AM

Raspberry Rhubarb pie

looks like a cannibal's meal

but I love it so 

 

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#48 Foffy

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 03:03 AM

mr. potato
head tried to mug me last night
so i ate his wife

turns out she's made of
plastic. she didn't taste good
and i chipped a tooth

EDIT: I just realized that "ate his wife" could be read in multiple ways and there was one of them that i didn't like so that's it pack it up post's cancelled get outta here go home

Edited by Foffy, 18 November 2018 - 03:37 AM.

#49 Destron D-69

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 09:41 AM

she's made of plastic

chipped a tooth on a chip

she didn't taste good

 

Foffy don't give up

there is always a way to 

ruin a dirty joke


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Posted 03 December 2018 - 12:58 AM

It's been fifteen days.

I don't want this thread to die.

It's been too much fun.


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#51 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 04:07 AM

Bump Bump Bump the thread

Fnu's on the staff and he don't 

want it to be dead


#52 Caldwin

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 09:10 AM

Oh not this again!
I can not speak in haiku.
It's just way too hard.
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#53 Fnu Aw

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 03:04 PM

Final exam week.
I need to study how much?
Better get started.

What am I doing?
Why am I posting kaikus?
I'm wasting my time.

Seriously now.
Stop the procrastinating.
This isn't helping.

But it's addicting
And more fun than studying.
Somebody stop me.

I just can't help it.
It's been a long semester.
I'm so over it.

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#54 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 03:46 PM

Seasonal Docking 

and Symmetrical Stockings

not even trying  


#55 Foffy

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 04:53 PM

It's been fifteen days.

SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

COCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID I'M ANGRY

#56 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 06:50 PM

somebody quotes a song

Destron embeds video

we all feel better

 

 


Edited by Destron D-69, 03 December 2018 - 06:51 PM.

#57 MEDdMI

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 06:52 PM

Last two posts are off
5-7-5 is the rule
A Combo Breaker!

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#58 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 07:03 PM

try that count again

video is three itself 

*dee gives Med a hug* 

 

[vid-ee-oh]


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#59 Caldwin

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 07:12 PM

somebody quotes a song
Destron embeds video
we all feel better


First line is a 6
You are still very wrong sir
Please do try again
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#60 Destron D-69

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 07:22 PM

son of a bitch

this means Caldwin was right once

end of days is nigh 


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