I bought this and played the Japanese version with my girlfriend just so we could beat up Poison and Roxy.
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Posted 09 June 2019 - 06:28 PM
Yes, I'm going to necromance this thread for a bullshit stream of consciousness reason. I've necromanced threads for less.
So you just know this conversation had to have happened at some point.
Abigail: Hey boss, we have a problem. The mayor and his friends are coming.
Belger: So? Kill them! There's only three of them!
Abigail: Sir, we've sent hundreds of clones after them. They've killed them.
Belger: How many have they killed so far?
Abigail: ALL OF THEM!!! Hollywood keeps stabbing them with knives and toasting them with molotov cocktails. Sodom sliced them with his swords. Rolento peppered them with grenades. Edi E shot the hell out of them. They just...keep...coming! They're wading through all of us and killing us all!
Bred: THEY DESTROYED MY CAR!!!!
Abigail: Oh shit, they're coming my way!
Belger: Focus! There's only three of them! Now...what words do you see floating on the top right? Insert Coin?
Abigail: Sweet heavens! It says Free Play. Belger, they're on Free Play! We're doomed. We're all doomed!
Belger: Settle down. Just...just...hold the line. Damn! This thing has just gone to hell in a hand basket. Hold the line!
Abigail: THEY'RE...ON...FREE..PLAY! Nooooooooo!
Belger: Abigail? Abigail say something. Abigail, report! Shit!
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