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@  TM2-Megatron : (03 March 2021 - 11:59 AM)

I mean, it's not all bad. Disney's releasing Speed remastered on 4K
@  wonko the sane? : (03 March 2021 - 08:48 AM)

And now the fridge has died. So far 2021 has been WONDERFUL.
@  Hg Dragon : (01 March 2021 - 08:49 PM)

I'm upset I can't "Like" a shout...
@  TheMightyMol... : (28 February 2021 - 09:39 AM)

The US election? *rimshot*
@  Paladin : (28 February 2021 - 09:19 AM)

WHICH 2016 clown panic?
@  NotVeryKnightly : (28 February 2021 - 07:22 AM)

Didn't that come right after the 2016 clown panic? No way to make clowns not disturbing at the time, surely.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (28 February 2021 - 04:26 AM)

The clown guise is supposed to lure kids in, it's no good if it looks sus in one glance.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (28 February 2021 - 04:15 AM)

The new one tries too hard to be unsettling from the start. Curry's look is just a plain old clown, until he very much is not.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (28 February 2021 - 04:14 AM)

And Curry has a far more disturbing look at times than the newbie.
@  Sabrblade : (28 February 2021 - 02:22 AM)

And the original was a showcase of Tim Curry's delightfulness as an actor. 'Nuff said.
@  unluckiness : (27 February 2021 - 10:19 PM)

first one was a decent horror flick but the second was a mess plotwise and even the scares were worse
@  tigerhawk : (27 February 2021 - 04:57 PM)

Never understood the hype for the IT movies, too many floppy zombie chases, They're not in the least unsettling.
@  Maruten : (25 February 2021 - 06:00 PM)

It's better than the last one!
@  Steevy Maximus : (25 February 2021 - 11:30 AM)

The new Wizards of the Coast logo looks stupid
@  Steevy Maximus : (25 February 2021 - 11:29 AM)

It's really rather shocking watching the Investor Day presentation and seeing how much Hasbro actually owns now.
@  -LittleAutob... : (25 February 2021 - 10:26 AM)

If everyone had COMMON SENSE, then things would maybe go a little better-
@  repowers : (24 February 2021 - 05:33 PM)

If everyone would just have the exact same opinions as me then we wouldn't have this problem
@  Kalidor : (24 February 2021 - 01:49 PM)

It just depends on what it is. It is preferable to take it to P&R though. But sometimes current news as it's happening is less restrictive.
@  fourteenwings : (24 February 2021 - 12:18 AM)

Huh, good point (x3)
@  ▲ndrusi : (23 February 2021 - 11:46 AM)

Yeah. 1. People treat it like Twitter. 2. There's no "take it to P&R" since there's no P&R for the Shoutbox. 3. There's similarly no way to avoid either subjects or people in the Shoutbox since there's no division and it doesn't respect the ignore function, so people end up engaging when they normally wouldn't.
@  fourteenwings : (23 February 2021 - 10:56 AM)

Is there something about the Shoutbox that just means we get politics taking over the thing at least once a week?
@  wonko the sane? : (23 February 2021 - 08:26 AM)

At least your government is willing to talk about the collapsing medicare system. In quebec, their ignoring it in favour of talking about language again! Oh, and unconstitutionally denying access to eduction.
@  Shockwave 75 : (23 February 2021 - 07:52 AM)

At least here in my home province of Ontario we have a conservative gov't who doesn't want to cuz $$$$, but the argument is that they'll end up paying in medical care anyways for those sick people so why not?
@  Shockwave 75 : (23 February 2021 - 07:51 AM)

We have paid sick leave here in Canada too, but it's not very much and not everyone has it. So we're trying to get the gov't to extend it, and give it to everyone.
@  Nevermore : (23 February 2021 - 02:23 AM)

The only reason people still go to work despite being sick is because they feel emotionally obliged to serve their employer.
@  Nevermore : (23 February 2021 - 02:20 AM)

Some people abuse the system by somehow getting sick with a different plague every five weeks.
@  Nevermore : (23 February 2021 - 02:20 AM)

Those six weeks are out of the employer's pocket by legal mandate. If you're still sick after those six weeks, the health insurance company takes over the payment.
@  Nevermore : (23 February 2021 - 02:19 AM)

That's the good thing in Germany - we have legally mandated paid sick days. Six weeks (!) for a single cause (consecutive or recurring, as long as it's the same cause; reinfections long after the fact don't count), Everytime the employee gets sick with a new cause, another six weeks start.
@  tigerhawk : (22 February 2021 - 04:48 PM)

That's how my family got sick, my brothers a teacher, he has a class for expelled students, they gave full attendance these past few lockdowns out of sheer boredom, they can turn in sick and break isolation and he nor the other staff, who also got sick, couldn't do anything about it.
@  TM2-Megatron : (22 February 2021 - 03:03 PM)

Yeah, pretty sure the only reason people don't stay home when they're sick is that the vast majority of society lives paycheque to paycheque, and they can't afford even one missed day of work.
@  -LittleAutob... : (22 February 2021 - 11:27 AM)

That's unfortunate... I know masks can be annoying, but I think not being able to breath comfortably for a while is better than actually having the virus and not being able to breath at all. bUt Oh, pEoPLe dOn'T bELiVe ThE dAmN vIrUs Is rEaL
@  wonko the sane? : (22 February 2021 - 08:28 AM)

Hahahaha! Oh, you're serious. Yeah, no one is going to do that. Far too many are in positions where they simply cannot afford the time off, and most of the rest are the kind who won't wear the mask in a global pandemic, never mind when they alone have the sniffles.
@  Shockwave 75 : (22 February 2021 - 08:20 AM)

I just hope a take-away from this will be for people to stay home when they're sick, and if they have to go out, wear a mask so as not to spread their illness.
@  TM2-Megatron : (21 February 2021 - 08:25 PM)

I think it's mostly the masking that's kept the flu season down so much, and that's unlikely to be kept up for that long. I'm sure there'll be some people who keep wearing masks for years after this, but I suspect a larger number are anticipating people able to toss them once vaccinations are complete.
@  wonko the sane? : (21 February 2021 - 05:27 PM)

Same in canada. Doctors report it to be basically non-existant. I kinda hope they keep some stuff up after everyone is vaccinated. Like hand sanitizer at store entrances, and actually cleaning the shopping carts.
@  tigerhawk : (21 February 2021 - 05:17 PM)

On the plus side cold and flu cases are down 80% this winter thanks to lockdowns, or at least that's the case in the UK.
@  Hg Dragon : (21 February 2021 - 04:37 PM)

This is quite possibly the most miserable i have ever felt.
@  Hg Dragon : (21 February 2021 - 04:37 PM)

i'll be nice and not bypass the cupcake monkey, but COVID can *bleep* itself in the *bleeping* *bleeper* with a *bleeping* cactus.
@  tigerhawk : (21 February 2021 - 02:39 AM)

He only appeared the once in the US comics and got one follow up in the UK comic. He never suffered badass decay like Omega Supreme and the combiners.
@  Rycochet : (19 February 2021 - 05:15 PM)

Trypticon's debut issues in the marvel comic were the absolute best 'To sell a toy' comics of the book.
@  tigerhawk : (19 February 2021 - 03:04 AM)

Then the audience goes "This was a stealth Transformers film wannit!"
@  tigerhawk : (19 February 2021 - 03:03 AM)

Godzilla vs Trypticon, co written by Christina Hobson and Max Borenstein.
@  Bass X0 : (19 February 2021 - 01:36 AM)

I now want G1 Grimlock to transform into Mecha Godzilla.
@  Steevy Maximus : (17 February 2021 - 04:23 PM)

I preferred Rush when Midway made it.
@  Bass X0 : (17 February 2021 - 03:13 PM)

The best Rush comes from Canada.
@  ▲ndrusi : (17 February 2021 - 02:54 PM)

In *other* wonderful and fantastic news, guess whose Kingdom Cheetor and Paleotrex FINALLY arrived today?
@  Bass X0 : (16 February 2021 - 03:07 PM)

yeah, its a good show. watch as much as you can.
@  tigerhawk : (16 February 2021 - 04:58 AM)

Goodnight Sweethearts turned out to be a gem, I only knew Nicholas Lyndhurst in Only Fools and Horses but never saw this show before.
@  Bass X0 : (15 February 2021 - 04:07 PM)

Then we got Ultra Magnus, Fortress Maximus, Dai Atlas, Megatron, Galvatron, Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp and Banzai-Tron in Alternity...
@  Sabrblade : (15 February 2021 - 12:04 PM)

Heh, that new Binaltech comic that Ichikawa wrote for one of the Japanese Generations books even had the other Dinobots make fun of Grimlock for his "Autobot Car" body.

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tec's bar still around after 9 years!

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#41 Cabooceratops

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 01:32 AM

This is where having Bohrok would come in handy.

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 02:41 AM

QUOTE(tec @ Jan 17 2012, 02:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Put it all back and clean up the bathroom what did you do in there??


The bathroom? Oh we were trying to clean it and we tried to sup-up the toilets, but some knucklehead reversed the polarity of the neutron flow and boom! Wish it was just neutrons that was all over the walls.

*The rogue drone hears some more blaster fire from the basement and tries to act like nothing is wrong.*

We're working on the bathroom situation. As usual we will put our best efforts into the cleaning and repair of the bathroom.


*The rogue drone answers the phone when it rings and replies into it:*

What do you mean you haven't found it yet? No he wasn't fooled by the Lego version! No we can't substitute a starbase for it! I don't think he can be bribed with 20 slave Leia clones in carbonite either. What would he want with 20 half naked girls in carbonite?

*The rogue drone slams the phone down and goes about his business not realizing he was so loud when he was taking that call.*

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 10:25 PM

QUOTE(tec @ Jan 23 2012, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you guys a swere i need like magical elves or something or none of you would even have the bar to play in


I know what we can use... NANODRONES!!!

*The rogue drone releases some nanodrones into the bathroom. A short time later they have cleaned and completely repaired and upgraded the bathroom. Another rogue drone looks in and comments.*

Rogue Drone George: I'm not sure about this auto-cleaning device. I have a bad feeling it's going to be too aggressive.

Rogue Drone Bill: What gives you that idea?

Rogue Drone George: Oh the laser sights that are aimed at me while I had the door opened. Uh.... Did you use the nanodrones that we stole from the Helicopter Drones?

Rogue Drone Bill: No... I used Rogue Nanodrones.

Rogue Drone George: OH SMEG!!!! WHERE ARE THE NANOWHATSITS NOW?!?!?!

Rogue Drone Bill: I think they're in tec's office fixing things.

Rogue Drone George: OH SMEG!!!

*George opens the door to tec's office, the two drones look inside, and then George slams the door.*

Rogue Drone George: He's going to kill us!!!

Rogue Drone Bill: But everything looked fix and better than the day he bought them.

Rogue Drone George: It's all been changed!!! Not one thing is like it was. Sure it looks mint, but it isn't what it used to be and he's going to kill us for it! It's not even the same toy line or the same themed stuff!!!

Rogue Drone Bill: Maybe he won't notice.

*George does a face palm then dives behind the bar for cover. Bill thinks he better hide too, so he hides in the walk-in.*

#44 Flamewar

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 10:25 AM

Is Caboose still running the joint?

A better question, does he remember my usual?
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#45 Cabooceratops

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:08 AM

I think it's either Vitamin Water or Doctor Pepper.

Possibly both.

It's been a long time, mang.

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 11:55 PM

QUOTE(Cabooceratops @ Feb 9 2012, 05:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think it's either Vitamin Water or Doctor

Yes?
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Pepper.

Oh... I see.

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#47 Cabooceratops

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:13 AM

QUOTE(The Doctor Who @ Feb 12 2012, 11:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Cabooceratops @ Feb 9 2012, 05:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think it's either Vitamin Water or Doctor

Yes?
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Pepper.

Oh... I see.

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#48 tec

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 04:43 AM

*opens new cases of the beer stock and sets out two other new beers*
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#49 Helicopter Drone of Whirl

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 04:38 PM

*A drone quietly enters the bar, sits towards the back, and then orders some Tang.*



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#50 Destron D-69

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 11:37 PM

SCOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:31 PM

*opens the door by punting a rogue drone through the door that opens inwards, strides through with an annoyed expression on his face*

...Fraggit all... Tec, 'm in need of a nice strong Cherry Coke an' 'shine.

#52 The Doctor Who

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:37 PM

*walks up to an inexplicable fireplace*

To companions past.

*knocks back his drink and chucks the glass into the fire*

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#53 Cabooceratops

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:25 PM

Thpse things cost money, you stinking time traveler!

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:30 PM

QUOTE(Cabooceratops @ Mar 21 2012, 12:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thpse things cost money, you stinking time traveler!

... oh, sorry, I must have gotten this place confused with a different inexplicable bar.

*produces an identical glass from his pocket* There you go icon-hotrod.gif

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#55 tec

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:23 AM

thought my allspark for a sec

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#56 Helicopter Drone of Whirl

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:17 AM

*The drone in the corner waits for his glass of Tang.*



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#57 tec

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:05 AM

*works in the back room*

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#58 Helicopter Drone of Whirl

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 10:16 AM

QUOTE(tec @ Apr 30 2012, 12:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*works in the back room*


Sure hope tec doesn't fall in that big hole that the rogues made.


Oy!!! Where's my Tang!




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Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:49 PM

*Some rogue drones keep digging a bigger hole in the back room.*

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Posted 03 July 2012 - 12:33 AM

*Walks into the bar, trips over two drones trying to clean up (with hammers) falls into massive hole caused by cleanup climps out of massive hole and walks to bar*.
"Hey barkeep what do you have"

*A drone pops up and offers what appears to be moonshine in a small bathtub*

"Nah not my taste. You got an Guiness or Jamison or at least a Coors orignal"

*Drone offers a Pabts*

"Ok" Man what happened to this place wheres the manger"

Drone says "had to go back and get the good stuff"

*tec reapears in a two tire fiery return*

"Alright who wants the good stuff"

*Every body cheers for tec*

Ah I get my Jamison thank you tec

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