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Posted 24 January 2012 - 02:41 AM
QUOTE(tec @ Jan 17 2012, 02:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Put it all back and clean up the bathroom what did you do in there??
The bathroom? Oh we were trying to clean it and we tried to sup-up the toilets, but some knucklehead reversed the polarity of the neutron flow and boom! Wish it was just neutrons that was all over the walls.
*The rogue drone hears some more blaster fire from the basement and tries to act like nothing is wrong.*
We're working on the bathroom situation. As usual we will put our best efforts into the cleaning and repair of the bathroom.
*The rogue drone answers the phone when it rings and replies into it:*
What do you mean you haven't found it yet? No he wasn't fooled by the Lego version! No we can't substitute a starbase for it! I don't think he can be bribed with 20 slave Leia clones in carbonite either. What would he want with 20 half naked girls in carbonite?
*The rogue drone slams the phone down and goes about his business not realizing he was so loud when he was taking that call.*
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 10:25 PM
QUOTE(tec @ Jan 23 2012, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you guys a swere i need like magical elves or something or none of you would even have the bar to play in
I know what we can use... NANODRONES!!!
*The rogue drone releases some nanodrones into the bathroom. A short time later they have cleaned and completely repaired and upgraded the bathroom. Another rogue drone looks in and comments.*
Rogue Drone George: I'm not sure about this auto-cleaning device. I have a bad feeling it's going to be too aggressive.
Rogue Drone Bill: What gives you that idea?
Rogue Drone George: Oh the laser sights that are aimed at me while I had the door opened. Uh.... Did you use the nanodrones that we stole from the Helicopter Drones?
Rogue Drone Bill: No... I used Rogue Nanodrones.
Rogue Drone George: OH SMEG!!!! WHERE ARE THE NANOWHATSITS NOW?!?!?!
Rogue Drone Bill: I think they're in tec's office fixing things.
Rogue Drone George: OH SMEG!!!
*George opens the door to tec's office, the two drones look inside, and then George slams the door.*
Rogue Drone George: He's going to kill us!!!
Rogue Drone Bill: But everything looked fix and better than the day he bought them.
Rogue Drone George: It's all been changed!!! Not one thing is like it was. Sure it looks mint, but it isn't what it used to be and he's going to kill us for it! It's not even the same toy line or the same themed stuff!!!
Rogue Drone Bill: Maybe he won't notice.
*George does a face palm then dives behind the bar for cover. Bill thinks he better hide too, so he hides in the walk-in.*
#44
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Posted 06 February 2012 - 10:25 AM
Is Caboose still running the joint?
A better question, does he remember my usual?
A better question, does he remember my usual?
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:08 AM
I think it's either Vitamin Water or Doctor Pepper.
Possibly both.
It's been a long time, mang.
And I don't really work here anymore, I don't really post in Mayhem in general anymore.
Possibly both.
It's been a long time, mang.
And I don't really work here anymore, I don't really post in Mayhem in general anymore.
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#46
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Posted 12 February 2012 - 11:55 PM
QUOTE(Cabooceratops @ Feb 9 2012, 05:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think it's either Vitamin Water or Doctor
Yes?
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Pepper.
Oh... I see.
#47
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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:13 AM
QUOTE(The Doctor Who @ Feb 12 2012, 11:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Cabooceratops @ Feb 9 2012, 05:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think it's either Vitamin Water or Doctor
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Pepper.
Oh... I see.
Aw, it's okay, Doc, you're still my favourite Time Lord. *Pats head*
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#48
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 04:43 AM
*opens new cases of the beer stock and sets out two other new beers*
Takarale
Rockylord light
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 04:38 PM
*A drone quietly enters the bar, sits towards the back, and then orders some Tang.*
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 11:37 PM
SCOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please
#51
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:31 PM
*opens the door by punting a rogue drone through the door that opens inwards, strides through with an annoyed expression on his face*
...Fraggit all... Tec, 'm in need of a nice strong Cherry Coke an' 'shine.
...Fraggit all... Tec, 'm in need of a nice strong Cherry Coke an' 'shine.
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:37 PM
*walks up to an inexplicable fireplace*
To companions past.
*knocks back his drink and chucks the glass into the fire*
To companions past.
*knocks back his drink and chucks the glass into the fire*
#53
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:25 PM
Thpse things cost money, you stinking time traveler!
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:30 PM
QUOTE(Cabooceratops @ Mar 21 2012, 12:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thpse things cost money, you stinking time traveler!
... oh, sorry, I must have gotten this place confused with a different inexplicable bar.
*produces an identical glass from his pocket* There you go
#55
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:23 AM
thought my allspark for a sec
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:17 AM
*The drone in the corner waits for his glass of Tang.*
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:05 AM
*works in the back room*
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Posted 01 May 2012 - 10:16 AM
QUOTE(tec @ Apr 30 2012, 12:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*works in the back room*
Sure hope tec doesn't fall in that big hole that the rogues made.
Oy!!! Where's my Tang!
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:49 PM
*Some rogue drones keep digging a bigger hole in the back room.*
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 12:33 AM
*Walks into the bar, trips over two drones trying to clean up (with hammers) falls into massive hole caused by cleanup climps out of massive hole and walks to bar*.
"Hey barkeep what do you have"
*A drone pops up and offers what appears to be moonshine in a small bathtub*
"Nah not my taste. You got an Guiness or Jamison or at least a Coors orignal"
*Drone offers a Pabts*
"Ok" Man what happened to this place wheres the manger"
Drone says "had to go back and get the good stuff"
*tec reapears in a two tire fiery return*
"Alright who wants the good stuff"
*Every body cheers for tec*
Ah I get my Jamison thank you tec
"Hey barkeep what do you have"
*A drone pops up and offers what appears to be moonshine in a small bathtub*
"Nah not my taste. You got an Guiness or Jamison or at least a Coors orignal"
*Drone offers a Pabts*
"Ok" Man what happened to this place wheres the manger"
Drone says "had to go back and get the good stuff"
*tec reapears in a two tire fiery return*
"Alright who wants the good stuff"
*Every body cheers for tec*
Ah I get my Jamison thank you tec
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