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#41
Posted 24 January 2012 - 01:32 AM
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#42
(Deactivated) Rogue Drone
Posted 24 January 2012 - 02:41 AM
The bathroom? Oh we were trying to clean it and we tried to sup-up the toilets, but some knucklehead reversed the polarity of the neutron flow and boom! Wish it was just neutrons that was all over the walls.
*The rogue drone hears some more blaster fire from the basement and tries to act like nothing is wrong.*
We're working on the bathroom situation. As usual we will put our best efforts into the cleaning and repair of the bathroom.
*The rogue drone answers the phone when it rings and replies into it:*
What do you mean you haven't found it yet? No he wasn't fooled by the Lego version! No we can't substitute a starbase for it! I don't think he can be bribed with 20 slave Leia clones in carbonite either. What would he want with 20 half naked girls in carbonite?
*The rogue drone slams the phone down and goes about his business not realizing he was so loud when he was taking that call.*
#43
(Deactivated) Rogue Drone
Posted 31 January 2012 - 10:25 PM
I know what we can use... NANODRONES!!!
*The rogue drone releases some nanodrones into the bathroom. A short time later they have cleaned and completely repaired and upgraded the bathroom. Another rogue drone looks in and comments.*
Rogue Drone George: I'm not sure about this auto-cleaning device. I have a bad feeling it's going to be too aggressive.
Rogue Drone Bill: What gives you that idea?
Rogue Drone George: Oh the laser sights that are aimed at me while I had the door opened. Uh.... Did you use the nanodrones that we stole from the Helicopter Drones?
Rogue Drone Bill: No... I used Rogue Nanodrones.
Rogue Drone George: OH SMEG!!!! WHERE ARE THE NANOWHATSITS NOW?!?!?!
Rogue Drone Bill: I think they're in tec's office fixing things.
Rogue Drone George: OH SMEG!!!
*George opens the door to tec's office, the two drones look inside, and then George slams the door.*
Rogue Drone George: He's going to kill us!!!
Rogue Drone Bill: But everything looked fix and better than the day he bought them.
Rogue Drone George: It's all been changed!!! Not one thing is like it was. Sure it looks mint, but it isn't what it used to be and he's going to kill us for it! It's not even the same toy line or the same themed stuff!!!
Rogue Drone Bill: Maybe he won't notice.
*George does a face palm then dives behind the bar for cover. Bill thinks he better hide too, so he hides in the walk-in.*
#44
Posted 06 February 2012 - 10:25 AM
A better question, does he remember my usual?
#45
Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:08 AM
Possibly both.
It's been a long time, mang.
And I don't really work here anymore, I don't really post in Mayhem in general anymore.
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#46
Posted 12 February 2012 - 11:55 PM
Yes?
Oh... I see.
#47
Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:13 AM
Yes?
Oh... I see.
Aw, it's okay, Doc, you're still my favourite Time Lord. *Pats head*
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#48
Posted 15 February 2012 - 04:43 AM
Takarale
Rockylord light
Visit my store! Vintage toys (SW/ST/TFs Collectables)
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that tec has a job? I thought his sole reasons for existence are cheesecake and horrible grammar.-Shadowman024
#49
Posted 27 February 2012 - 04:38 PM
#50
Posted 11 March 2012 - 11:37 PM
#51
(Deactivated) Sabrestrike
Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:31 PM
...Fraggit all... Tec, 'm in need of a nice strong Cherry Coke an' 'shine.
#52
Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:37 PM
To companions past.
*knocks back his drink and chucks the glass into the fire*
#53
Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:25 PM
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#54
Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:30 PM
... oh, sorry, I must have gotten this place confused with a different inexplicable bar.
*produces an identical glass from his pocket* There you go

#55
Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:23 AM
Visit my store! Vintage toys (SW/ST/TFs Collectables)
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that tec has a job? I thought his sole reasons for existence are cheesecake and horrible grammar.-Shadowman024
#56
Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:17 AM
#57
Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:05 AM
Visit my store! Vintage toys (SW/ST/TFs Collectables)
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that tec has a job? I thought his sole reasons for existence are cheesecake and horrible grammar.-Shadowman024
#58
Posted 01 May 2012 - 10:16 AM
Sure hope tec doesn't fall in that big hole that the rogues made.
Oy!!! Where's my Tang!
#59
(Deactivated) Rogue Drone
Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:49 PM
#60
Posted 03 July 2012 - 12:33 AM
"Hey barkeep what do you have"
*A drone pops up and offers what appears to be moonshine in a small bathtub*
"Nah not my taste. You got an Guiness or Jamison or at least a Coors orignal"
*Drone offers a Pabts*
"Ok" Man what happened to this place wheres the manger"
Drone says "had to go back and get the good stuff"
*tec reapears in a two tire fiery return*
"Alright who wants the good stuff"
*Every body cheers for tec*
Ah I get my Jamison thank you tec
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