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@  wonko the sane? : (15 October 2019 - 02:55 PM)

I got stabbed in the eyelid by a mudwasp, pulled down a tree, and then got ice cream. You know, all told: not a bad day.

@  Maximus Ambus : (15 October 2019 - 09:17 AM)

Burrunjor

@  Paladin : (15 October 2019 - 08:04 AM)

your mom.

@  Benbot : (15 October 2019 - 08:02 AM)

What's your favorite Paleolithic megafauna?

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:06 PM)

Together with the Rhino G1 sets, probably the most expensive DVDs I ever bought

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:01 PM)

I've still got the age-old Rhino sets

@  Telly : (14 October 2019 - 09:09 PM)

i didnt find that at any of the ones around here, so i had to settle for seasons 1 and 2 of duckman for $3

@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 07:45 PM)

Heck, I got the season 2/3 set for $3 (?) from a Dollar General discount bin :p

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 07:29 PM)

The series is pretty cheap on DVD, too, which at least will work internet or no. The complete series set seems to be OOP, but there's a Season 1 set as well as a combined 2 & 3 set.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 06:10 PM)

Woot! Beast wars!

@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 06:08 PM)

Yay! Tubi now has the first season of Rescue Bots and the full run of Beast Wars FINALLY available.

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 02:16 PM)

Just like me in a game of Civilization. Don't have gunpowder? Time for your cities to burn.

@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 01:51 PM)

He dubbed the peoples that saw him as bad news cannibals and savages before enslaving and wiping them out too.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 01:40 PM)

And if they had been unfriendly: he would have simply slaughtered them with diseases they couldn't fight, and technology they couldn't match until they as a people did not exist. There's something about european backgrounds that drive us to exploit.

@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 11:02 AM)

He described the peoples he encountered as some of the most friendly and giving in the world, so naturally, he ate all their food, enslaved them and put them to work looking for gold that did not exist, until they as a people did not exist.

@  Paladin : (14 October 2019 - 09:57 AM)

he landed by coincidence in front of long-term residents.

@  Sabrblade : (14 October 2019 - 09:55 AM)

He said the world was round-o! (He said the world was round-o!) He said it could be found-o! (He said it could be found-o!) That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo! (That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo!)

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 09:22 AM)

In the year 1492, Columbus gave us the day off skoo

@  Noideaforaname : (14 October 2019 - 08:59 AM)

How often do people actually celebrate Columbus or the Pilgrims? Usually it just feels like celebrating the first break in the school year and a nice dinner with the family.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 08:29 AM)

You've got like two more weeks until the american thanksgiving. Canadian thanksgiving is literally a harvest festival.

@  CVReynolds : (14 October 2019 - 08:09 AM)

Hey, everyone. Come together to enjoy this national holiday made to celebrate a mass-murderer who never set foot in the USA. What fun!

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 07:25 AM)

that's perfect!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (14 October 2019 - 02:22 AM)

A school-bus combiner called Valedictorion.

@  TriBlurr : (13 October 2019 - 12:16 AM)

Honor-Roll

@  Arazyr : (11 October 2019 - 08:18 AM)

I like that one.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 10:39 PM)

Oh, how about Dropout?

@  Pinkcolliebot : (09 October 2019 - 07:47 PM)

Hey Everyone I'm beginning to put together The TF Roll Out Short Hot Rod's Presentation!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 02:35 PM)

Truant.

@  Maximus Ambus : (09 October 2019 - 12:26 PM)

Haslab Unicron may change the direction of Cyberverse or the netflix series.

@  wonko the sane? : (09 October 2019 - 11:31 AM)

Bluecheesewagon

@  Benbot : (09 October 2019 - 07:09 AM)

Those are too friendly--what if he was a Decepticon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (08 October 2019 - 07:23 PM)

Cheesewagon

@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 12:02 PM)

Bus-Top has a very GoBot vibe

@  Bass X0 : (08 October 2019 - 10:51 AM)

I actually never heard of the name Megalodon until recently.

@  Noideaforaname : (08 October 2019 - 09:44 AM)

Bus-Top, Omnibus, Cerebus, Busicus, Busicon

@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Otto

@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Frizzle

@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 09:10 AM)

Crankshaft?

@  Benbot : (08 October 2019 - 08:55 AM)

What's a good name for a school bus Transformer?

@  lastmaximal : (08 October 2019 - 12:57 AM)

Huh. There's a neat name for Beast Hunters Sharkticon Megs.

@  TheMightyMol... : (07 October 2019 - 11:44 AM)

It's a submarine, we swear!

@  Otaku : (07 October 2019 - 11:26 AM)

@Bass X0 Letting myself comment to say "That's a good one!" and ask "Would a megalodon be a good fit for Megatron?"

@  Benbot : (07 October 2019 - 07:59 AM)

Ohhh good one

@  Bass X0 : (07 October 2019 - 07:39 AM)

I now want a Decepticon shark called Megalotron.

@  TriBlurr : (06 October 2019 - 05:47 PM)

Gives them time to screw up the color of his hands. :p

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 October 2019 - 12:33 PM)

His bulk is too great to teleport across such distances.

@  Sabrblade : (06 October 2019 - 11:09 AM)

Cuz it'll take that long to mass produce.

@  Darth Gonzo : (06 October 2019 - 10:47 AM)

Why is Unicron coming in 2021 and not 2020?

@  wonko the sane? : (06 October 2019 - 06:47 AM)

Shut up rattrap.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (05 October 2019 - 11:58 PM)

We're all gonna die!


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#1 tec

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 10:28 PM

Reopened for your drinking pleasure


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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:12 PM

SCOTCH ME TEC BROTHER! I AM SO LOW ON SCOTCH MY LITTLE SCOTCH-o-METER IS GOING *AHEH AHEH* GASPING AT THE LAST DROPS OF ITS PURE SWEET LIFE SUSTAINING NECTAR



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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:37 PM

What was that? Scotch?

Okay!

*Turns Scotch Hose on Destron*

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:55 PM

*Some rogue drones come crashing through the sky light and the ceiling (leaving rogue shaped holes in the ceiling).*

WOOO HOOOO!!!! IT'S OPEN AGAIN!!!! GRAPE SODA PLEASE BARKEEP!!!

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 12:01 AM

*A drone comes crashing through the other skylight and a dozen more follow him through the same skylight.*

BRING ON THE TANG!!!



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#6 tec

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 03:14 AM

*starts everything back up*

*starts the damage bill for the drones again*

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#7 Destron D-69

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 05:17 PM

I'll take a scotch from you too Caboose, 1 glass is only good for a 64th of Fully tanked

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 07:01 PM

*dodges a drone*
Can't a drunkard enjoy his moonshine in peace?

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No matter the greatness of your desperation, the failures of your efforts, or the injustice of your treatment, at least a few men have stared into the same challenges and emerged victorious from these tests.
Such men are not only a great source of inspiration, but also the very foundation upon which modern society rests.

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#9 Destron D-69

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 07:09 PM

Give the man his own bar stool ... us peaceful drunks all hang out down at this end .

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 12:44 AM

QUOTE(SilverFirePrime @ Dec 8 2011, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*dodges a drone*
Can't a drunkard enjoy his moonshine in peace?


Peace in Mayhem? What is this peace that you speak of? It is not the way of our people.

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 12:48 AM

Give me a double. And make it a double. I have some sorrows to drown.
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 01:13 AM

*A rogue drone comes up from the very vast store room.*

tec we have a problem. We kind of broke the no time experiments in the store room rule and.... we kind of temporally sent part of the store room into Prohibition Chicago. Elliot Ness raided the place and destroyed all the rum, ale, and Meade, but we're lucky the Scotch and Lager was safe in the present. If any of the Vikings stall them. We sent Bob the rogue drone on a Meade run and he should be back very soon... ok not so very... he may have to dodge some Mongols and he thinks there are rogue Vikings, but we keep telling him that they are all loyal to Devcon. So being so jumpy may make him a little later than he should be, but he will make it back with the Meade in tact... more or less.

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 01:15 AM

I'll take a bathtub mint julep.
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 08:32 PM

QUOTE(Corgsopal @ Dec 9 2011, 01:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll take a bathtub mint julep.


I really don't think it's safe to let those drones make their own booze, it's not going to end

*BOOM*

....well.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 04:41 PM

*pulls the Delorean out of the garage*
I gotta go save my boose

*sets the time circuits and leaves a twin trail of fire*

.......

*reappers with kegs straped to the hood powering the delorean*

Now make sure you keep the drones out of room 12

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 12:17 AM

QUOTE(SilverFirePrime @ Dec 9 2011, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Corgsopal @ Dec 9 2011, 01:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll take a bathtub mint julep.


I really don't think it's safe to let those drones make their own booze, it's not going to end

*BOOM*

....well.


*Another rogue drone walks in and hears the boom.*

Guess we better send a repair drone for Doug. Oh and I wonder whose car he was making that bathtub mint julep on. Of course he did dent the car before he blew it up.

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 04:20 AM

I've had quite the day. Give me a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. Belgium.
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Posted 11 December 2011 - 10:45 AM

Entering my busy season at work, so keep my spot ready for after Xmas. I'll need some serious catching up to do then.
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Posted 12 December 2011 - 04:46 AM

gets ur on dang dring Im simpleing the muchendice *hic*

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 03:41 PM

*A drone answers the phone.*

Hello? What do you mean you had a tour of the back room of the bar and a bunch of Bothans fell down that bottomless pit we never covered up? Don't you know that those Bothan Lemmings should never be taken into a dangerous area? What do you mean the survivors threatened to sue tec and you gave them the plans to his Death Star to pay them off? GOOD BYE!!!

*The drone hangs up and disappears into the crowd.*

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