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@  Steevy Maximus : (17 February 2020 - 11:05 PM)

Oh, Wicked Cool Toys got the Halo toy license. This is a big year for Jazwares

@  Steevy Maximus : (17 February 2020 - 07:02 PM)

iTunes/Apple TV has the complete Cowboy Bebop series for just $5!

@  fourteenwings : (17 February 2020 - 12:41 AM)

The Samsung Galaxy B-TOOM!

@  Paladin : (16 February 2020 - 07:20 PM)

business is booming.

@  wonko the sane? : (16 February 2020 - 06:49 PM)

SAmsung has you covered. Exploding phones.

@  Patch : (16 February 2020 - 05:21 PM)

Modern problems require modern solutions.

@  NotVeryKnightly : (16 February 2020 - 05:21 PM)

Japan seems to have a tradition of murder things where cellphones facilitate the killing instead. Like King's Game and Doubt.

@  TheMightyMol... : (16 February 2020 - 05:17 PM)

Or there's just conveniently no reception, or all of their phones are dead at the same time. Or they're just stupid and forget about them.

@  Patch : (16 February 2020 - 04:41 PM)

Now the slasher villain has to go and knock over the nearest cell tower before butchering horny teenagers.

@  TheMightyMol... : (16 February 2020 - 03:54 PM)

Think of all the horror and mystery movies that involve the bad guys cutting the phone line. Now think about how many people don't even have a land line to cut anymore.

@  Telly : (16 February 2020 - 03:47 PM)

its like that scene in commando. the bad guy has to get to a phone to call the big bad to tell him arnold isnt on the plane. that wouldnt happen today

@  Rycochet : (16 February 2020 - 03:18 PM)

Watching early episodes of the x-files will make you feel super old once you start to notice the techology they use, and the technology they lack.

@  Maximus Ambus : (16 February 2020 - 01:00 PM)

This guy.

@  Roddie Luver : (15 February 2020 - 10:55 PM)

Hey

@  Kalidor : (14 February 2020 - 03:01 PM)

The ones that get me are the "Uploaded 12 years ago" ones

@  TheMightyMol... : (14 February 2020 - 02:49 PM)

Makes you feel old, don't it?

@  Maximus Ambus : (14 February 2020 - 02:38 PM)

While browsing Youtube vids I read these comments: 'The X Files is such an underrated show' and another 'Brent Spiner is a underrated actor' I want to punch something.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 February 2020 - 12:16 PM)

Besides: cupid freaks me out. "Find someone to love, or I'll SHOOT YOU".

@  TheMightyMol... : (14 February 2020 - 12:11 PM)

It's just the day before Cheap Chocolate Day.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 February 2020 - 12:08 PM)

Meh, just more game time.

@  Paladin : (14 February 2020 - 10:55 AM)

Valentine's day. Bummer.

@  Otaku : (14 February 2020 - 10:41 AM)

So is that an occasion for congratulations or condolences, Telly?  I see it as a good thing, but that is a matter of personal preference; easier for me to keep straight who is who when the names don't change. XP

@  Telly : (14 February 2020 - 12:48 AM)

damn. ive been going by "telly" on here for nearly 14 years...

@  TM2-Megatron : (11 February 2020 - 08:06 PM)

I've seen it. It didn't really deliver on the title

@  Paladin : (11 February 2020 - 05:28 PM)

we don't need to see that. we're living it.

@  Maximus Ambus : (11 February 2020 - 03:42 PM)

Anyone seen an old British movie called 'The Earth dies screaming' it's like a Doctor Who serial minus the Doctor.

@  TriBlurr : (09 February 2020 - 11:58 AM)

Needs more zone defense. Call Scrapper

@  TheMightyMol... : (09 February 2020 - 11:29 AM)

MORE POINTS FOR BLITZWING!

@  Donocropolis : (09 February 2020 - 09:33 AM)

MP-7 Thundercracker recovers....he's at the 40....the 20....AND HE SCORES!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (08 February 2020 - 10:37 PM)

Reserved for Masterpiece Kup.

@  Sabrblade : (08 February 2020 - 09:49 PM)

MP-10 Convoy redecoed.

@  TheMightyMol... : (08 February 2020 - 06:56 AM)

MP-9 Rodimus self-destructed.

@  Nevermore : (08 February 2020 - 06:51 AM)

MP-5 Megatron removed.

@  Bass X0 : (08 February 2020 - 05:20 AM)

MP-50 Tigatron and MP-51 Arcee revealed.

@  TheMightyMol... : (07 February 2020 - 02:26 PM)

SkiNNEERRR

@  Maximus Ambus : (07 February 2020 - 02:12 PM)

Superintendent Chalmers is hilarious too, or was when he was played straight. "An unrelated article." "mm hm." "Within the banner headline."

@  PlutoniumBoss : (06 February 2020 - 09:03 PM)

"I'm not a real Mister but I am a real Burns I am an actual Burns..."

@  Darth Gonzo : (06 February 2020 - 06:02 PM)

Optimus looks like his Siege figure. Maybe this will be canon to the Transformers ongoing comic series at the moment.

@  Cyoti : (06 February 2020 - 05:13 PM)

iirc megatron ended up in equestria at the end of gi joe v tfs

@  wonko the sane? : (06 February 2020 - 05:02 PM)

I doubt megatron will fall for that friendship stuff.

@  Darth Gonzo : (06 February 2020 - 02:04 PM)

My Little Pony/Transformers is really happening cool!

@  Paladin : (06 February 2020 - 12:49 PM)

I don't know...

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 February 2020 - 12:39 PM)

Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?

@  Paladin : (06 February 2020 - 12:21 PM)

i believe you have a letter for me.

@  Maximus Ambus : (06 February 2020 - 12:11 PM)

My name is Mr Burns.

@  Rodimus Supreme : (06 February 2020 - 11:52 AM)

*Walks in and immediately disappears into a bush like Homer Simpson.*

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 February 2020 - 05:05 AM)

Crossgrin OTP

@  TriBlurr : (05 February 2020 - 09:38 PM)

If anyone at IDW is reading this. Feel free to make that canon

@  TriBlurr : (05 February 2020 - 09:36 PM)

Sweet I can ship him with...*throws dart at board* Skullgrin??? Sure that works

@  Flamewar : (05 February 2020 - 09:08 PM)

crosshairs is gay


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#1 CORVUS

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:11 PM

Man, I get tired all the time these days, and it really sucks.

 

Sure, I could ask a doctor about it, but why do that when Mayhem can get to the bottom of it?

 

So, why am I tired, Mayhem?


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#2 Destron D-69

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:12 PM

you are not sleeping enough 



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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:12 PM

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#4 Destron D-69

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:18 PM

that is a better answer 



#5 The Doctor Who

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:18 PM

You are tired because you were run over by a car.


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#6 Destron D-69

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:23 PM

this is why I ran in and answered first... XD so I could get my crap one out of the way 



#7 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:48 PM

Aliens.

#8 Logicron

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:54 PM

You're tired because the entropic nature of the universe means there's less energy to go around as time goes on.


Nerds have always missed the point of the things they love in favour of obsessing over minutiae of the setting.

 


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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:55 PM

Not enough caffeine.

#10 M Virion

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 05:02 PM

Secret double life as a male stripper. You think you're going to sleep but that's just when your alternate personality, Oscar "Strikin'" Thunderpants takes over.



#11 Destron D-69

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 05:03 PM

all of these are brilliant 



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Posted 20 July 2018 - 05:12 PM

Is your real name John Coffey? Are you tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain? Tired of not ever having a buddy to be with, or to tell you where you're coming from or going to, or why? Are you mostly tired of people being ugly to each other? Are you tired of all the pain you feel and hear in the world everyday?

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 05:15 PM

this is a trick question isnt it

#14 Rust

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 05:17 PM

I, as a Officially Authorized Unlicensed Medical Professional, proscribe kittens and puppies.



#15 Logicron

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 06:14 PM

I, as a Officially Authorized Unlicensed Medical Professional, proscribe kittens and puppies.

I guess not all OAUMPs are as bad as Sharkshadow.


Nerds have always missed the point of the things they love in favour of obsessing over minutiae of the setting.

 


#16 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 06:15 PM

I, as a Officially Authorized Unlicensed Medical Professional, proscribe kittens and puppies.

I'll get the stock started, somebody start cutting up some veggies.

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 06:20 PM

You're tired because you've been soending too much time in the Total Persoective Vortex and not enough time eating fairy cake.

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 06:37 PM

I, as a Officially Authorized Unlicensed Medical Professional, proscribe kittens and puppies.

I'll get the stock started, somebody start cutting up some veggies.
*kicks TMM into the pot*

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 06:38 PM

I, as a Officially Authorized Unlicensed Medical Professional, proscribe kittens and puppies.

Ah, so you're a Homeopathic Doctor, eh?


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#20 Ironbite

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 06:39 PM

You're tired because you've been flapping your wings too much trying to make an elephant fly.


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