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@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 10:47 AM)

(And the 0th anniversary of the last time I couldn't do math.)

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 10:46 AM)

Today is the 24th anniversary of the day we fought off an alien invasion with the help of Will Smith.

@  Maximus Ambus : (04 July 2020 - 10:41 AM)

Oh the end of the Ottoman Empire of course.

@  -LittleAutob... : (04 July 2020 - 10:14 AM)

*ahem* 4th of July....

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 08:14 AM)

Nothing of importance has happened before, and nothing of importance will happen again.

@  Maximus Ambus : (04 July 2020 - 08:12 AM)

Nothing of importance happened today.

@  Telly : (03 July 2020 - 09:54 PM)

i want a "i survived 'rona and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 July 2020 - 03:42 PM)

Slogan for 2021: "I Lived, Bitch."

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

They should make the next book in the Survivors series 'I SURVIVED CORONA VIRUS 2020'

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

YEEEE I'M A SURVIVOR-

@  Nevermore : (03 July 2020 - 06:59 AM)

Probably gonna assemble Devastator after work.

@  Nevermore : (03 July 2020 - 06:58 AM)

Ooooh. Overload arrived. He's surprisingly fun.

@  Bass X0 : (02 July 2020 - 04:00 PM)

He's sweeter than the average bear.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 July 2020 - 03:14 PM)

Convert him to Maple Syrup.

@  Bass X0 : (02 July 2020 - 03:10 PM)

what would Canada do with Yogi?

@  Cyoti : (01 July 2020 - 12:51 PM)

We can deport Yogi back to Canada now.

@  Sabrblade : (01 July 2020 - 12:50 PM)

Jellystone National Pawk. A westful wetweat.

@  Rycochet : (01 July 2020 - 12:47 PM)

Jellystone. We're going to be plunged into a decade of poor animation. Fortunately we've been led by bad cartoon characters for years so we won't notice much difference.

@  Maximus Ambus : (01 July 2020 - 06:19 AM)

what next? YELLOWSTONE?

@  Nevermore : (01 July 2020 - 05:46 AM)

Thanks, dead person.

@  Bass X0 : (01 July 2020 - 05:06 AM)

congratulations to all survivors of the first half of 2020.

@  wonko the sane? : (30 June 2020 - 10:21 PM)

21 for me, but after numerous repetitions I got it down to 17 and a half.

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 June 2020 - 06:16 PM)

I transform in six steps from human to human sitting on my ass at the computer and back again!

@  -LittleAutob... : (30 June 2020 - 05:55 PM)

x-x when in vehicle mode we can travel much F A R T H E R-

@  wonko the sane? : (30 June 2020 - 05:52 PM)

Because despite the fact that we can travel around the world in the time it takes to get a good nights sleep and a couple of meals: people rarely wander more than 25 miles away from home for the duration of their lives.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 05:49 PM)

I don't know how many days that trip takes - especially while sightseeing - but explaining they're 3936 kilometers (2445 miles) apart gives an idea, paradoxically because it is too large to easily picture.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 05:44 PM)

Aye.  When I catch lay people discussing miles and not how long the trip takes, it is in an attempt to stress how far away something is... like NYC to LA.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:20 PM)

But I can imagine 45 *minutes* easily.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:20 PM)

I can imagine a mile, it's a distance I've run. I can't really imagine 45 miles.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:19 PM)

I think there's also an element of the thing where things that are much bigger than us all blur together.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:49 AM)

If you're not, then you're more concerned with how long it takes.  Actual distance doesn't tell you that very well.  Besides traffic and road conditions, you'll need to know what kind of driving (city/interstate/rural/etc.).

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:47 AM)

Distance matters if you're being paid by the mile.

@  TM2-Megatron : (30 June 2020 - 11:44 AM)

Canadians are the same way, for the most part. If you're driving somewhere far, especially, it helps you plan out the day more than a distance in KM would.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:42 AM)

We use the time it takes to get someplace because that is what is relevant to us.

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 June 2020 - 10:55 AM)

Because even we can't figure out miles half the time.

@  Paladin : (30 June 2020 - 09:54 AM)

it's a big country with a lot of empty space. between our citizens' ears.

@  Bass X0 : (30 June 2020 - 09:52 AM)

Why do most Americans measure distance by hours of driving?

@  TM2-Megatron : (29 June 2020 - 07:26 PM)

And as a result the world's lone blu-ray release of the film, an Australian disc that came out 7 years ago, now goes for hundreds of dollars on eBay. Thanks Disney.

@  TM2-Megatron : (29 June 2020 - 06:21 PM)

Well, they censored Daryl Hannah's butt in Splash :rolleyes

@  Paladin : (29 June 2020 - 05:43 PM)

maybe New Mutants is too bad even for D+.

@  Steevy Maximus : (29 June 2020 - 05:00 PM)

X-Men films are coming to Disney+ next month. But will they censor Hugh Jackman's butt?

@  -LittleAutob... : (29 June 2020 - 12:44 PM)

Pft.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 June 2020 - 11:59 AM)

Behold! Night Strike Galvatron!

@  Bass X0 : (29 June 2020 - 09:53 AM)

I will grant you a recolored body, and recolored troops to command.

@  Cybersnark : (29 June 2020 - 09:47 AM)

I don't want to be reissued. This body sucks, I wanna be updated.

@  Nevermore : (29 June 2020 - 09:43 AM)

I definitely don't intend to be reissued. Nobody would buy me.

@  Bass X0 : (29 June 2020 - 08:31 AM)

will anybody else attempt to be reissued?

@  wonko the sane? : (29 June 2020 - 07:51 AM)

*Gasp* Decepticons re-writing history to serve their own needs?!?!

@  Nevermore : (29 June 2020 - 05:48 AM)

The whole point of the DJD is that they're fanatical Megatron fanboys (especially Tarn) to the point of having their own headcanon taking priority of the actual canon, simply speaking.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 June 2020 - 04:01 AM)

They didn't know the war was over until later. And then they denied it anyway.


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Best Answer Apostrophe, 14 May 2018 - 09:36 PM

Wild Wild West rules and I'll tolerate no slander of it.

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#21 Apostrophe

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:06 PM

Come on, none of you have seen Wild Wild West?



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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:07 PM

Nope. She's currently in Modern Family.

She's quite a cougar.
A big part of it is the role she plays in the show. Passionate, loving, sexy, confident, funny, fashionable... :(
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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:27 PM

Come on, none of you have seen Wild Wild West?

I have not had that misfortune, no.  Not directly anyway.

 

Seen plenty of well deserved mockery of it, though!


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:36 PM   Best Answer

Wild Wild West rules and I'll tolerate no slander of it.



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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:41 PM

You are more than welcome to feebly protest.


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:42 PM

Check it out, it's a fun film. 


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:48 PM

I mean, it's not.  By any stretch.  I've seen enough clips of it to know what I'm in for and it's not what I would call "fun".

 

Just let it go.  This is not a battle anyone is going to win against me.  I know my sense of humor and Wild Wild West is not that.


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:05 PM

Congratulations. Consider that if you wanted to drop it before you brought it up, you might have done in advance. You can't both challenge people to disagree with you and retreat into bullheaded "it's my opinion because taste" afterward; you gotta pick. 


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:09 PM

As the patron saint of wrong opinions, I should watch that film sometime and settle this argument once and for all.

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:13 PM

I think there'd have to be an argument first. Doc said it's not his style of humor and that he'd be incapable of appreciating it. If he'd started there I think we could have all taken him at his word.


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:06 AM

Wild Wild West is a great film
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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:15 AM

Shanghai Nights and Shanghai Noon was better


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:21 AM

Wild Wild West is a great film

I'd love to have a boisterous banter about personal preferences but not if it's a sore spot for people. Let's move on. 


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:25 AM

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:31 AM

Salma was Satanico Pandemonium in Dusk Til Dawn and Penelope Cruz was Mirtha in Blow
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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:31 AM

I think there'd have to be an argument first. Doc said it's not his style of humor and that he'd be incapable of appreciating it. If he'd started there I think we could have all taken him at his word.

I mean, that's only the opposite of what you said, so I don't really get the big deal.  Did you expect me to, like, try and go into great detail about why I think it's not a fun movie?  'cause, like, you and I both know that's pointless.  I'm not going to convince you and you're not going to convince me.  Fun is not an objectively quantifiable thing.  Very likely the same things you think are fun, I won't and we'll just be going back and forth fruitlessly about fun for... I dunno... five pages?  Six?

 

I was just trying to preempt what I saw as pointless direction of conversation.  Only, I'm, like really tired from work and hugged it up, I guess XD


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:33 AM

Wild Wild West is a great movie
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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:41 AM

Salma was Satanico Pandemonium in Dusk Til Dawn and Penelope Cruz was Mirtha in Blow


At the risk of sounding like a philistine, that does not help.

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:44 AM

I think there'd have to be an argument first. Doc said it's not his style of humor and that he'd be incapable of appreciating it. If he'd started there I think we could have all taken him at his word.

I mean, that's only the opposite of what you said, so I don't really get the big deal.  Did you expect me to, like, try and go into great detail about why I think it's not a fun movie?  'cause, like, you and I both know that's pointless.  I'm not going to convince you and you're not going to convince me.  Fun is not an objectively quantifiable thing.  Very likely the same things you think are fun, I won't and we'll just be going back and forth fruitlessly about fun for... I dunno... five pages?  Six?

 

I was just trying to preempt what I saw as pointless direction of conversation.  Only, I'm, like really tired from work and hugged it up, I guess XD

Yeah, it just seemed meanspirited but I kinda figured you were maybe just a bit cross before you got here and that didn't help. I did literally the exact same thing Thursday in the BW MP thread, where we had the witty bantz from preferences thing going on and I had to walk back and no-but-seriously. It was just a really hard turn there from "your opinion is worthy of ridicule" to "I am impervious to your ridicule" there. (Like, I don't think anyone was, in fact, trying to change your mind.)

 

It's been ages since I've seen the movie, everything it was doing as a sloppy comic book comedy adventure has been done much better by Marvel and much worse by Bayformers and the like, I couldn't hold up six pages of discussion on that either. 


Edited by Copper Bezel, 15 May 2018 - 12:46 AM.

Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:51 AM

Fair 'nuff!

 

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