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@  wonko the sane? : (15 October 2019 - 02:55 PM)

I got stabbed in the eyelid by a mudwasp, pulled down a tree, and then got ice cream. You know, all told: not a bad day.

@  Maximus Ambus : (15 October 2019 - 09:17 AM)

Burrunjor

@  Paladin : (15 October 2019 - 08:04 AM)

your mom.

@  Benbot : (15 October 2019 - 08:02 AM)

What's your favorite Paleolithic megafauna?

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:06 PM)

Together with the Rhino G1 sets, probably the most expensive DVDs I ever bought

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 10:01 PM)

I've still got the age-old Rhino sets

@  Telly : (14 October 2019 - 09:09 PM)

i didnt find that at any of the ones around here, so i had to settle for seasons 1 and 2 of duckman for $3

@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 07:45 PM)

Heck, I got the season 2/3 set for $3 (?) from a Dollar General discount bin :p

@  TM2-Megatron : (14 October 2019 - 07:29 PM)

The series is pretty cheap on DVD, too, which at least will work internet or no. The complete series set seems to be OOP, but there's a Season 1 set as well as a combined 2 & 3 set.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 06:10 PM)

Woot! Beast wars!

@  Steevy Maximus : (14 October 2019 - 06:08 PM)

Yay! Tubi now has the first season of Rescue Bots and the full run of Beast Wars FINALLY available.

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 02:16 PM)

Just like me in a game of Civilization. Don't have gunpowder? Time for your cities to burn.

@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 01:51 PM)

He dubbed the peoples that saw him as bad news cannibals and savages before enslaving and wiping them out too.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 01:40 PM)

And if they had been unfriendly: he would have simply slaughtered them with diseases they couldn't fight, and technology they couldn't match until they as a people did not exist. There's something about european backgrounds that drive us to exploit.

@  Rycochet : (14 October 2019 - 11:02 AM)

He described the peoples he encountered as some of the most friendly and giving in the world, so naturally, he ate all their food, enslaved them and put them to work looking for gold that did not exist, until they as a people did not exist.

@  Paladin : (14 October 2019 - 09:57 AM)

he landed by coincidence in front of long-term residents.

@  Sabrblade : (14 October 2019 - 09:55 AM)

He said the world was round-o! (He said the world was round-o!) He said it could be found-o! (He said it could be found-o!) That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo! (That hypothetical, calculated, son-of-a-gun, Columbo!)

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 09:22 AM)

In the year 1492, Columbus gave us the day off skoo

@  Noideaforaname : (14 October 2019 - 08:59 AM)

How often do people actually celebrate Columbus or the Pilgrims? Usually it just feels like celebrating the first break in the school year and a nice dinner with the family.

@  wonko the sane? : (14 October 2019 - 08:29 AM)

You've got like two more weeks until the american thanksgiving. Canadian thanksgiving is literally a harvest festival.

@  CVReynolds : (14 October 2019 - 08:09 AM)

Hey, everyone. Come together to enjoy this national holiday made to celebrate a mass-murderer who never set foot in the USA. What fun!

@  Benbot : (14 October 2019 - 07:25 AM)

that's perfect!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (14 October 2019 - 02:22 AM)

A school-bus combiner called Valedictorion.

@  TriBlurr : (13 October 2019 - 12:16 AM)

Honor-Roll

@  Arazyr : (11 October 2019 - 08:18 AM)

I like that one.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 10:39 PM)

Oh, how about Dropout?

@  Pinkcolliebot : (09 October 2019 - 07:47 PM)

Hey Everyone I'm beginning to put together The TF Roll Out Short Hot Rod's Presentation!

@  PlutoniumBoss : (09 October 2019 - 02:35 PM)

Truant.

@  Maximus Ambus : (09 October 2019 - 12:26 PM)

Haslab Unicron may change the direction of Cyberverse or the netflix series.

@  wonko the sane? : (09 October 2019 - 11:31 AM)

Bluecheesewagon

@  Benbot : (09 October 2019 - 07:09 AM)

Those are too friendly--what if he was a Decepticon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (08 October 2019 - 07:23 PM)

Cheesewagon

@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 12:02 PM)

Bus-Top has a very GoBot vibe

@  Bass X0 : (08 October 2019 - 10:51 AM)

I actually never heard of the name Megalodon until recently.

@  Noideaforaname : (08 October 2019 - 09:44 AM)

Bus-Top, Omnibus, Cerebus, Busicus, Busicon

@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Otto

@  unluckiness : (08 October 2019 - 09:32 AM)

Frizzle

@  Dekafox : (08 October 2019 - 09:10 AM)

Crankshaft?

@  Benbot : (08 October 2019 - 08:55 AM)

What's a good name for a school bus Transformer?

@  lastmaximal : (08 October 2019 - 12:57 AM)

Huh. There's a neat name for Beast Hunters Sharkticon Megs.

@  TheMightyMol... : (07 October 2019 - 11:44 AM)

It's a submarine, we swear!

@  Otaku : (07 October 2019 - 11:26 AM)

@Bass X0 Letting myself comment to say "That's a good one!" and ask "Would a megalodon be a good fit for Megatron?"

@  Benbot : (07 October 2019 - 07:59 AM)

Ohhh good one

@  Bass X0 : (07 October 2019 - 07:39 AM)

I now want a Decepticon shark called Megalotron.

@  TriBlurr : (06 October 2019 - 05:47 PM)

Gives them time to screw up the color of his hands. :p

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 October 2019 - 12:33 PM)

His bulk is too great to teleport across such distances.

@  Sabrblade : (06 October 2019 - 11:09 AM)

Cuz it'll take that long to mass produce.

@  Darth Gonzo : (06 October 2019 - 10:47 AM)

Why is Unicron coming in 2021 and not 2020?

@  wonko the sane? : (06 October 2019 - 06:47 AM)

Shut up rattrap.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (05 October 2019 - 11:58 PM)

We're all gonna die!


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Posted 06 May 2018 - 06:14 PM

"Just my luck..." From within the shop, someone coughed and gagged at the scent of vinegar and rot, stumbling at the uneven ground. The person squinted, trying to make out what was going on. Out of the line of sight, it sounded like a small group was talking about something a few aisles over. The person could see the exit at the other end of the store, however. They spotted the three stupid thugs that had been bothering someone and two others that had just made their way in.

 

Wait... did they say-

 

"o... Omegaman?" A solitary hand raised in the back of the store and waved, hoping to get his attention. But then they spotted the mushroom monster.

"LOOK OUT!!!"



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Posted 07 May 2018 - 09:16 AM

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Turning on instinct as he saw the goons expressions change, Omega beheld the strange and gruesome mushroom creature...

Leaping up and forwards, the Knight took a firm grip on Retribution, he made to slash at the thing as he heard what sounded like a warning. Having no spare time to react, he simply yelled.

"Stand and fight!"

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:07 PM

"Easy for you to say!" Unsteady feet searched for stability on the squishy floor. One hand holding large hardcover book violently squished an evil mushroom.
"My collector's edition..." The person closed an eye for a moment, then snapped open. "Right. You're gonna regret messing with Haru, fungus!" The figure of a slightly tubby man dressed in loud clothes stood up, one brown eye glaring fiercely behind long brown bangs.
"...oh wait. Is the proper plural fungi-" His grammatical pondering was interrupted as he lost his footing again and reached out to a shelf for support.

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:13 PM

When the Omega Knight leaped to the fray, the goon who had asked for an autograph put up a fighting stance, started to approach the mushroom beast, and promptly fainted. The second guy put up a fighting stance, started to approach, then started screaming in terror and ran away. The third heroically grabbed a woman who was rushing out of Merchant Javier's and shouted, "Eat her, not me! Once you're full, you'll go away, right?"

 
Meanwhile, a tendril darted out of the maw of a shelf carrying rice and snatched Night Cap out of Dee's pouch! Being dragged towards it, he could see that inside the maw was more rice...though perhaps every other grain was replaced with a writhing maggot. The old woman grabbed Night Cap but wasn't strong enough to avoid getting dragged along as well. Sobbing, she apologized saying, "I'm sorry mister horsey! I didn't mean for all this to happen..."
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:34 PM

Night Cap squeaks in mighty terror as he's snatched.

"Just don't let go!"

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:58 PM

Beathra raised an eyebrow and then aimed a well placed open-palm slap to the back of the remaining goon's head.

 

"Run, then, coward, and may thy fortune find thee in just deserts!"

 

Here he turned and thrust forth his staff at the Mushroom Beast and cried out,

 

"Flicker fire, burning bright,

 Set this creature to searing light,

 Well fried 'shrooms make mighty a meal,

 So scorch this beast for feast's appeal!1"

 

And lo a torrent of flames seem to shoot up around the fungal foe, searing it2.

 

"Though mere morsel be this twisted beast, 

 To tempt the tongue, a taste, at least3,

 A skewer here, to hold my share,

 A fried kabob of disgusting fare!4"

 

Beathra gave a thrust with his staff which took on the aspect of a great wooden spear and it seemed that the Beast was skewered, being roasted over a magic fire.

 

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 05:15 AM

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Dee cradles the book in her off arm - not wanting to risk setting it back down at the moment... and swings at the creature 

"The Beast will fall... Brave Night Cap if not to your mighty Battle cry - then to my Blade!" 


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Posted 08 May 2018 - 06:20 AM

At the sight of the third goon trying to throw a woman at the thing, Kage snarled.

"You wretched scum!"

Leaping backwards to throw himself between the beast and the woman. The Omega lashed out at their now burning opponent.

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Omega spun and hurled an Omegarang at the thing. Its proximity fuse detonating on contact.

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 07:27 AM

Haru couldn't help but stare in awe as Omega, a cloaked man, and a busty redhead attacked the monster.
"I guess it really is Omegaman." He snapped to attention as some small creature and an old lady were being dragged towards the monster. "What would he do...?"
He dropped the book to the floor and his hand shot out to the nearby shelves. He was rewarded with a metal spatula from kitchenware. He stumbled more than ran forward and aimed the edge at the tenril holding Cappy.
"Eat THIS!" He gave out a quick snort of amusement and then mumbled to himself. "Oh man, that was cliché..."

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:11 PM

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The mushroom's attention was focused on Beathra and it spewed a cloud of nauseous mold spores at the cloaked warrior. Meanwhile, the goon seemed to be cheering from behind the woman he was using as a human shield. "Ah yeah, Omega Knight and his sidekick are about to wreck you dawg!"

 
Inside, the shelf let go of Night Cap and literally tried to eat the spatula. However, something seemed to have gotten stuck and the indigestibility of the stainless steel caused it to fall to pieces. However, others in the store seemed to be getting backed into the corner by the other horrors that had been unleashed.
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Posted 09 May 2018 - 08:26 PM

At first, Beathra stumbled back, coughing, but he raised the ironwood staff and brought it down with a thunderous crack and the spores were driven away on a gust of wind.

 

"Thou art but a pale imitation of nature, a twisted mockery of all that grows and so will rightfully perish!1"

 

Here he thrust forth his staff and cried out, "Naught you do to this flesh and blood will stay my hand, for I am Beathra! Life unending!  And the very living Earth is my power! Come! Beat thyself against me and fall!2"

 

Meanwhile Beathra's crackling flame continued to burn at the Mushroom Beast3.

 

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Posted 10 May 2018 - 06:18 AM

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Hearing the goon, Kage turned to glare as he started to slowly spin Retribution.

"Release that woman now. Or else!"

Then he spun back to the mushroom creature, skewered it with his blade and jumped! As he somersaulted over the thing, Omega peppered it with a barrage of Omegarangs. Their spikes digging into its surface as the Knight landed on the other side.

"Cheer all you want. It does not change my opinion of your actions."

Omega then snapped his fingers. In unison, the Omegarangs lit up and electrified the mushroom thing, as bolts of blue-white energy danced between them. Walking around the writhing thing, Omega grinned unpleasantly at the cowering goon.

"Ypu would sacrifice another to save your own life?"

Wrenching Retribution free of the creature, Omega raised his left hand.

"Beathra is not a Sidekick. He is a power all his own. Now do as i say, or you will receive the same mercy i show this monster."

The Knights fingers snapped. The Omegarangs exploded!

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Posted 10 May 2018 - 08:17 AM

With the defeat of the rice bag, Haru stumbled back to his feet. He glanced towards the entrance, catching a glimpse of Omega jumping around and electricity shocking the mushroom beast.
"Whoa..." The old woman's cries brought his attention back to the inside of the store.
He looked at the busty redhead, the woman on the floor, and the small pony creature. The beast outside probably wouldn't last long, but smaller things still lurked around inside.
Haru spoke to the redhead first. "Get everyone out of here." He crouched down to the old woman who was still apologizing and placed a hand on her back.
"No point dwelling in the past, right? It'll be ok. Come on, let's see if we can't fix this mess."

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Posted 10 May 2018 - 12:14 PM

Sliding the book carefully into her Night Cap pocket, Dee nodded and began ushering patrons out of the store. 

 

"Come good Shopspeople - there is no bargain worth your lives..."  



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Posted 11 May 2018 - 09:01 PM

Night Cap puts on a serious expression and points toward the door as the patrons are ushered out.


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Posted 12 May 2018 - 05:26 PM

The goon let go of the woman, who almost immediately elbowed him in the gut and then ran off. Following that, the mushroom beast promptly exploded in a cloud of dust spores.

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The shoppers began to follow Dee's instructions but then ran back to the corner as two shelves tried to box them in. Meanwhile, the old woman nodded in response to Haru but still looked fairly lost. "I...I don't know what to do."
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Posted 12 May 2018 - 07:44 PM

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As wave of spores washed over him, Kages mouth twisted in disgust as he tried not to inhale.

Turning to the two unconscious goons and the cowardly compatriot, now bereft of his human shield. The Omega Knight pulled out some handcuffs and grapnel line. Then set about b9nd9ng the goons as quickly as he coukd.

"Do not make things difficult," he said the lone conscious goon. "There are others within i mudt help. So submit without fuss.

Beathra, how fare you?"

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Posted 13 May 2018 - 12:03 AM

Beathra shuddered under the effect of the spores but held firm.

 

"I am well enough, but we cannot let this spread.  It seems we must venture inside to deal with this disturbance."

 

Here he fixed his eyes upon Kage and spoke,

 

"Steel thyself for naught good lies ahead,

 Clear thy mind and put all doubts to bed1.

 This magic is dark, what bleeds our mind,

 But the Earth gives all the power we must find.

 Strong be thy hand and stoutness to thy heart,

 Be quick on thy feet, and tear this threat apart2!"

 

And Kage fealt energy filling him and his strength grow.

 

With that, what still lingering flames remained that charred the beast leapt up and whipped about Beathra and he seemed restored3.

 

"Finish thy binding and follow - we have much to do."

 

And thusly he entered the shop.

 

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Posted 13 May 2018 - 10:29 AM

Haru let out a sheepish laugh that was interrupted by a cough from the smell.
"Yeah, me neither. I didn't see what happened, but I heard it a little. Something about a book, right? Maybe the answer's there." Haru looked around and spotted Dee. "Miss, would you happen to know anything about stopping magical mold?"

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Posted 13 May 2018 - 10:55 AM

"I might attempt to create some mighty gusts of wind by swinging my sword... however beyond that I'm afraid some shelving units are being a nuisance at the moment." 

 

Dee says, hearing the noise coming from the returning shoppers. Dee quickly moves through them unsure if this is yet another battle. whether they be beast or balsa wood  


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