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@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 08:14 AM)

Nothing of importance has happened before, and nothing of importance will happen again.

@  Maximus Ambus : (04 July 2020 - 08:12 AM)

Nothing of importance happened today.

@  Telly : (03 July 2020 - 09:54 PM)

i want a "i survived 'rona and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 July 2020 - 03:42 PM)

Slogan for 2021: "I Lived, Bitch."

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

They should make the next book in the Survivors series 'I SURVIVED CORONA VIRUS 2020'

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

YEEEE I'M A SURVIVOR-

@  Nevermore : (03 July 2020 - 06:59 AM)

Probably gonna assemble Devastator after work.

@  Nevermore : (03 July 2020 - 06:58 AM)

Ooooh. Overload arrived. He's surprisingly fun.

@  Bass X0 : (02 July 2020 - 04:00 PM)

He's sweeter than the average bear.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 July 2020 - 03:14 PM)

Convert him to Maple Syrup.

@  Bass X0 : (02 July 2020 - 03:10 PM)

what would Canada do with Yogi?

@  Cyoti : (01 July 2020 - 12:51 PM)

We can deport Yogi back to Canada now.

@  Sabrblade : (01 July 2020 - 12:50 PM)

Jellystone National Pawk. A westful wetweat.

@  Rycochet : (01 July 2020 - 12:47 PM)

Jellystone. We're going to be plunged into a decade of poor animation. Fortunately we've been led by bad cartoon characters for years so we won't notice much difference.

@  Maximus Ambus : (01 July 2020 - 06:19 AM)

what next? YELLOWSTONE?

@  Nevermore : (01 July 2020 - 05:46 AM)

Thanks, dead person.

@  Bass X0 : (01 July 2020 - 05:06 AM)

congratulations to all survivors of the first half of 2020.

@  wonko the sane? : (30 June 2020 - 10:21 PM)

21 for me, but after numerous repetitions I got it down to 17 and a half.

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 June 2020 - 06:16 PM)

I transform in six steps from human to human sitting on my ass at the computer and back again!

@  -LittleAutob... : (30 June 2020 - 05:55 PM)

x-x when in vehicle mode we can travel much F A R T H E R-

@  wonko the sane? : (30 June 2020 - 05:52 PM)

Because despite the fact that we can travel around the world in the time it takes to get a good nights sleep and a couple of meals: people rarely wander more than 25 miles away from home for the duration of their lives.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 05:49 PM)

I don't know how many days that trip takes - especially while sightseeing - but explaining they're 3936 kilometers (2445 miles) apart gives an idea, paradoxically because it is too large to easily picture.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 05:44 PM)

Aye.  When I catch lay people discussing miles and not how long the trip takes, it is in an attempt to stress how far away something is... like NYC to LA.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:20 PM)

But I can imagine 45 *minutes* easily.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:20 PM)

I can imagine a mile, it's a distance I've run. I can't really imagine 45 miles.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:19 PM)

I think there's also an element of the thing where things that are much bigger than us all blur together.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:49 AM)

If you're not, then you're more concerned with how long it takes.  Actual distance doesn't tell you that very well.  Besides traffic and road conditions, you'll need to know what kind of driving (city/interstate/rural/etc.).

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:47 AM)

Distance matters if you're being paid by the mile.

@  TM2-Megatron : (30 June 2020 - 11:44 AM)

Canadians are the same way, for the most part. If you're driving somewhere far, especially, it helps you plan out the day more than a distance in KM would.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:42 AM)

We use the time it takes to get someplace because that is what is relevant to us.

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 June 2020 - 10:55 AM)

Because even we can't figure out miles half the time.

@  Paladin : (30 June 2020 - 09:54 AM)

it's a big country with a lot of empty space. between our citizens' ears.

@  Bass X0 : (30 June 2020 - 09:52 AM)

Why do most Americans measure distance by hours of driving?

@  TM2-Megatron : (29 June 2020 - 07:26 PM)

And as a result the world's lone blu-ray release of the film, an Australian disc that came out 7 years ago, now goes for hundreds of dollars on eBay. Thanks Disney.

@  TM2-Megatron : (29 June 2020 - 06:21 PM)

Well, they censored Daryl Hannah's butt in Splash :rolleyes

@  Paladin : (29 June 2020 - 05:43 PM)

maybe New Mutants is too bad even for D+.

@  Steevy Maximus : (29 June 2020 - 05:00 PM)

X-Men films are coming to Disney+ next month. But will they censor Hugh Jackman's butt?

@  -LittleAutob... : (29 June 2020 - 12:44 PM)

Pft.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 June 2020 - 11:59 AM)

Behold! Night Strike Galvatron!

@  Bass X0 : (29 June 2020 - 09:53 AM)

I will grant you a recolored body, and recolored troops to command.

@  Cybersnark : (29 June 2020 - 09:47 AM)

I don't want to be reissued. This body sucks, I wanna be updated.

@  Nevermore : (29 June 2020 - 09:43 AM)

I definitely don't intend to be reissued. Nobody would buy me.

@  Bass X0 : (29 June 2020 - 08:31 AM)

will anybody else attempt to be reissued?

@  wonko the sane? : (29 June 2020 - 07:51 AM)

*Gasp* Decepticons re-writing history to serve their own needs?!?!

@  Nevermore : (29 June 2020 - 05:48 AM)

The whole point of the DJD is that they're fanatical Megatron fanboys (especially Tarn) to the point of having their own headcanon taking priority of the actual canon, simply speaking.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 June 2020 - 04:01 AM)

They didn't know the war was over until later. And then they denied it anyway.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (28 June 2020 - 10:47 PM)

"He's comin' right for us!"

@  Telly : (28 June 2020 - 08:40 PM)

was that even still in effect once the war ended?

@  TheMightyMol... : (28 June 2020 - 06:51 PM)

According to Roberts, soldiers can ignore the order to spare Whirl if he's directly threatening them. But mostly the DJD were out of their heads on Nuke and not really caring much at the time.

@  Xaaron : (28 June 2020 - 06:41 PM)

Also, they were hopped up on goofballs at the time.


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 05:54 AM

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Dodging and weaving through the streets of the OPD, Kage slid The Impossible around people and other vehicles as smoothly as he could, while losing as little speed as possible.

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 12:44 AM

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Upon arriving at the exterior of Merchant Javier's, Beathra and the Omega Knight saw a portion of stree that had started to transform as the street directly in front of the store was eroding and a street light had changed to a strange mushroom.

 
Inside, Dee moved past the three goons to see some sort of black book sink into the ground like it was sinking in water.
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 12:59 AM

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Diving for the book Dee reaches into the 'liquid' with one arm.... using the other arm to cushion the fall for herself and Night Cap. 



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Posted 04 May 2018 - 01:08 AM

Moving in and around her fingers, the floor seemed to be fighting Dee as she tried to grab the book. The old woman worryingly asked, "What are you doing? What's going on?!?"
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 01:15 AM

"Dark magic... whatever is transpiring - if this thing wants to slip into the ground...it's likely better it doesn't -you should stay back."  Dee says... "What happened?" she adds.



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Posted 04 May 2018 - 04:49 PM

Kage took one look at the strange transformations enveloping the small patch of street outside Javier's and made sure The Impossible slid to a stop a short back from it. Exiting the vehicle in full armour and ready for anything, Omega commented mostly to himself.

"The Urban eroding to the Organic, eh? I'll give you three guesses as to who i think is behind this mess, and the first two don't count."

As The PoeT...Beathra...approached, Omega noted again just how much the mystic had changed. The once worn and weather-beaten wanderer was now sharp-eyed, sure-footed and unbowed. He was still the same man Omega had know for many months, just more... himself, than he had been before. Like a puzzle whose elusive final piece had been found.

"Beathra," Omega said with a nod of greeting. "Your timing is perfect.

We have a prob;em."

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 05:19 PM

"The wind sang of trouble and the trees called my name," Beathra replied, "And so I am here."

 

Turning now to the building and without hesitation he moved to stand before the corrupted street and knelt down, prodding it carefully with his staff, continuing to speak while doing so.

 

"I have gathered information, such as I could, from here to the Bessletrade of Burban and back." he said, now listening very carefully to the transformed lamp post, then added, "Though, I admit, I have found relatively little of clear value." Here he very carefully reached out and touched the mushroom shape for just a brief moment, "Certainly no direct mention of EB or Patch, as unlikely as that seemed to begin with."

 

Here Beathra stood back and narrowed his eyes at the distorted merchant's shop and said, finally, "It seems, however, we have more pressing matters to contend with."

 

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 10:42 PM

The woman said to Dee, "Those goons were trying to rob me in broad daylight! I've heard their kind is cowardly and superstitious so I figured I could scare them with my pocket Necronomicron. I never expected all of this to happen. I-I'm sorry."

 
Meanwhile, as far as Beathra could tell, the ground lacked any obvious toxins or pestilence. However, it was squishy and unsteady so footing might not be as sure as they'd like. Just then, he and the Omega Knight heard a noise. Like someone trying escape Merchant Javier's but couldn't get out due to the rapidly rusting door.
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 11:28 PM

"You have a what!?"

 

Realizing what he's done, he covers his mouth. The civilians aren't supposed to know he can do that.


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 11:41 PM

The woman gasped upon hearing Night Cap speak, "What demon sorcery is this?!?"
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Posted 05 May 2018 - 01:26 AM

Dee continued to struggle with the puddle and book... one handed ... and while it did not feel as if her immersed arm was melting, rotting or otherwise having harm inflicted on it in some magical form... she knew enough tales to suspect that this evil magic could indeed be doing just that while also being cruel enough to trick her senses... as if in hopes of tempting her to risk more.

 

and then she heard Night Cap speak... and while her primary shock was how similar his outburst was to the one bit back from the tip of her own tongue, it took a moment more for her to answer the old woman's question.

 

"...that is a much friendlier Magic." 



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Posted 05 May 2018 - 02:31 PM

Slightly muffled by his hooves: "Nothing. I don't talk."

 

That didn't help. How to fix this? How to fix this?

 

Ah.

 

"Oof. What has your book done to me?"


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Posted 05 May 2018 - 02:45 PM

At the sound, the Omega Knight drew Retribution and eyed the rusting door warily.

"Somebody wants out. Could be civillians caught in this magical... thing. Or it could be whoever caused this. Either way, please stand clear and be ready, Beathra."

Stepping forward onto the less-than-study...ground. Omega nevertheless took as firm a stance as it would allow...

"You, on the other side," he yelled. "Stamd clear!"

Then spun around on his left foot to slam his right into the door as hard as he could!

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Posted 05 May 2018 - 03:11 PM

Beathra nodded and stood just out of Kage's way. 

 

However, as the Knight brought his boot to bear, he thrust forth his staff and cried out "Oscailte!" and ripple of energy leapt to the door battering it with the power of his voice.

 

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Posted 05 May 2018 - 10:38 PM

As the door was kicked open, the three goons looked on to see,
"Oh jive, it's the Omega Knight!"
"Quick, we better run!"
"...can I have your autograph?"

 
As Dee managed to pull the book free from the ground's grasp, she could still hear all the others in the building fending off the impending horrors attacking them. The woman in front of her was dumbfounded and possibly in shock over the whole thing.
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Posted 06 May 2018 - 02:39 AM

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Retribution rose as Omega saw the three. On the verge of at least offering the benefit of the doubt, their first words quickly changed Omegas mind.

"Run and you will regret it. Now, what happened? What did you do?"

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:25 AM

"We didn't do nothin'! We were just trying to get some free money and this lady did some sort of magic thing that made the whole place go crazy! You should be asking her!"
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Posted 06 May 2018 - 02:06 PM

Omega scowled at the men.

"Free, Money? in Merchant Jacier's?

Do tell."

Tilting Retribution just a tiny bit, so it angled more directly towards these 'Innocent Citizens', Omega scanned the men for signs of truth or deception.

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 03:26 PM

The trio didn't seem to be lying. However, they started screaming in terror at something behind the Omega Knight. The mushroom that was once a street light bisected down the middle into a toothy maw. Flies began to pour out of it as it hungrily shuffled forward.
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Posted 06 May 2018 - 05:41 PM

Beathra glanced at the creature behind them and then back to the cowering goons, then smiled.

 

"Thy greed has brought this beast to bear,

 To stay and fight it would be only fair.

 Punishment for thy many wrongs,

 And perhaps a deed worthy of songs.1"

 

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