- Spinning Cyber-Slash Tail Weapon
- Dino-Saber Sword
- Optic Lasers
- Battle-Whip Blade (Rattrap)
- Demolition Charges (Rattrap)
Transmetal Rattrap with Dinobot
Posted 08 March 2018 - 02:29 PM
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Posted 04 April 2018 - 09:45 PM
Reporting to you from inside the remains of Grandus, now the official Beast hangout on Cybertron. It's where Rattrap and Dinobot have spent the last 24 hours convalescing from their brutal semifinal conquering of the Beast Wars agreeably sized citystate. Now they're resting, planning, and trying to figure out how to make Biggie Smalls shut up. It seems there's still a bit of Grandus left running the town even if a Transformation is off the table.
You may be expecting some witty quip about dying from Rattrap but these games and the burden forced to bear seem to have changed him. "Mmm we're all dead inside anyway so what's one more death" before laughing in a way that you sense a broken thought processor might be mixing it up with crying or screaming. Rattrap has seen things now y'all, the kind of things you can't unsee.
Dinobot, who knows, I haven't gotten a word out of the bot and I gotta get going to make sure some Bald German Man hasn't camped out right in front of my seats. Chopper Face is currently doing the same thing he was doing when I got here - meditating. But you and I both know that when the finals begin the killer will be back online.
We'll leave it to Grandus to give us the send us home quote, still protesting his quasi death. "No more cocoa leave-io, one two three - one two three, all of this to me, is a mystery. I hear you motherhugers talk about it but I stay seein bodies with the motherhugin chalk around it. And I'm down with the shit too for the stupid motherhugers wanna try to use Kung-Fu snstead of a Mac-10 he tried scrappin, slugs in his back and, that's what the hug happens", one can only assume thinking that swords of won't match plain old Seeker fury. Only time will tell and we're just an hour away from the thrilling conclusion of March Mayhem IV!
...was there really any doubt which team I'm supporting this year?
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