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@  NotVeryKnightly : (23 January 2021 - 02:51 PM)

There was a five season anime with wearing relics as the premise.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (23 January 2021 - 01:16 PM)

You don't wear relics, you enshrine them.

@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 06:23 PM)

Wrong holey... and probably the wrong way to dress too.

@  Rycochet : (22 January 2021 - 06:09 PM)

If your underwear is old and holy, it is considered a relic and should be protected with your life.

@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 02:04 PM)

That's the argument we keep making: but I still need to wait till feb 8th minimum to replace my holey underwear.

@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:57 PM)

Personally I'm glad Ontario wasn't so misguided as to try to define what is or isn't "essential" for big box stores like Walmart to sell. If someone is stuck at home literally for weeks and unable to go out, who's to say a new TV or game console isn't essential (if only for one's sanity) if theirs breaks down?

@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:55 PM)

Although fortunately, Ontario's daily cases and positivity rate has been on a steady decline for the past week or so; if they can get the vaccinations back on track, there is some hope.

@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:53 PM)

And as far as Canada's lockdowns go, I'm guessing none of them will end until late March, or perhaps the beginning of April. What small businesses that might be left at that point will be allowed to open for their going out of business sales.

@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:52 PM)

Unfortunately the CEO of Target Canada made more money by running the company into the ground than he ever would have had he made it a success, so there was zero incentive to succeed.

@  TM2-Megatron : (22 January 2021 - 01:51 PM)

Target made some serious mistakes when they came into Canada. They focused on opening like 150+ stores within a 2 year timeframe and had no online infrastructure whatsoever; their website literally only contained legal blurbs and a store locator... lacking even the ability to see what they sold in stores, or if it was in stock and, if so, where. They should have started with 1/3 the number of stores with a full online experience including online shopping and inventory checking

@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 12:35 PM)

See; quebec is under a new lockdown, have been since the 26th. It's supposed to end the 8th of february, but probably won't. Stores are only supposed to sell necessities (in deference to the stores which are closed.), but the quebec government made no effort define what counts as a "necessity", only punished them for getting it wrong. So I can buy all the candy I want, but not underwear, boots, winterwear, small appliances. Hell, my brother had to explain why he wanted a FUSE when he needed to fix his stove shortly before new years.

@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 12:31 PM)

Targets don't exist in canada anymore. They lasted like 3 years before abandoning the market. But even if they WERE still here: they would be under the same poorly defined restrictions as walmart.

@  -LittleAutob... : (22 January 2021 - 12:10 PM)

Target's better-

@  wonko the sane? : (22 January 2021 - 07:51 AM)

HA! my walmarts can't even sell underwear. There's no clearances going on up here.

@  Steevy Maximus : (21 January 2021 - 11:31 PM)

Check your Walmarts: Post-Christmas clearances are going on and I snagged Need For Speed Hot Pursuit Remastered for Switch for only $5 (YMMV)

@  ZakuConvoy : (21 January 2021 - 03:15 PM)

*walks out on stage* Umm, I don't know how to tell everyone this, but Conway Twitty's been dead for nearly 30 years, now. So...*dances awkwardly as distraction*

@  tigerhawk : (21 January 2021 - 10:47 AM)

uh oh we need a distraction, ladies and gentlemen Conway Twitty.

@  wonko the sane? : (21 January 2021 - 10:20 AM)

*screaming internally*

@  -LittleAutob... : (21 January 2021 - 09:46 AM)

Everything is f i n e

@  TheMightyMol... : (21 January 2021 - 08:30 AM)

Everything's okay until it isn't. That's life.

@  wonko the sane? : (21 January 2021 - 08:12 AM)

Oh my god... I forgot entirely about yellowstone.

@  tigerhawk : (21 January 2021 - 03:32 AM)

Until the third civil war. Or yellowstone, whatever's good.

@  Nevermore : (20 January 2021 - 06:01 PM)

That's not true. An adult man is in control of the White House now.

@  repowers : (19 January 2021 - 03:18 PM)

Everything's out of control.

@  -LittleAutob... : (19 January 2021 - 09:51 AM)

*cough* w h a t?

@  Donocropolis : (19 January 2021 - 09:48 AM)

Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance they ain't no friends of mine

@  TheMightyMol... : (19 January 2021 - 08:52 AM)

You could leave your friends behind.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (18 January 2021 - 09:43 PM)

You could if you really wanted to.

@  -LittleAutob... : (18 January 2021 - 01:35 PM)

Nadie puede decir algo diferente >:D

@  -LittleAutob... : (18 January 2021 - 01:35 PM)

......... all wounds heal through God. *walks off*

@  TheMightyMol... : (18 January 2021 - 01:01 PM)

Let me know when the WEAPONs wake up.

@  tigerhawk : (18 January 2021 - 05:18 AM)

Or is the wound the Earth healing.

@  unluckiness : (18 January 2021 - 03:32 AM)

Healing is just destroying the wound

@  PlutoniumBoss : (17 January 2021 - 06:08 PM)

But eventually destroys everything.

@  tigerhawk : (17 January 2021 - 05:03 PM)

Heals many wounds

@  PlutoniumBoss : (17 January 2021 - 02:03 PM)

Time.

@  wonko the sane? : (17 January 2021 - 07:53 AM)

I dunno, maybe. I'm not clairvoyant either...

@  Nevermore : (17 January 2021 - 04:30 AM)

Covid?

@  wonko the sane? : (16 January 2021 - 09:50 PM)

At this point, if I'm going to die then it won't be the wait what killed me. It didn't help any, mind you, but it's not what got me.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (16 January 2021 - 09:37 PM)

Technically we are all literally dying to play with our next figure.

@  wonko the sane? : (16 January 2021 - 05:36 PM)

I am figuratively dying to play with that cheetor.

@  wonko the sane? : (16 January 2021 - 04:39 PM)

Still waiting for my box from BBTS to arrive.

@  tigerhawk : (16 January 2021 - 04:29 PM)

Kingdoms is fantabulous and it's only the first wave.

@  tigerhawk : (12 January 2021 - 12:10 PM)

My Super Collection Megatron always had two left legs and I just discovered my Thrilling 30 Crosscut has two right hips.

@  Nevermore : (11 January 2021 - 07:56 PM)

Fortunately, it's only Netflix Hound, so not really much of a loss here.

@  Nevermore : (11 January 2021 - 07:55 PM)

So it's been a while since I've had a misassembled Transformers toy.

@  Echowarrior : (11 January 2021 - 10:02 AM)

More Micromasters would be welcome.

@  TheMightyMol... : (11 January 2021 - 06:15 AM)

Instructions unclear, have more sports cars.

@  tigerhawk : (11 January 2021 - 01:57 AM)

Or they could make the other Micromasters of the teams they half assed.

@  ▲ndrusi : (10 January 2021 - 11:20 PM)

There should be a box set of eight Stakeouts.


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Poll: Which Mario brother is more likely to...

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become goth

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win a Nobel Prize

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rob a convenience store

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appear in a music video

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help an old lady cross the street

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#1 Foffy

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 02:18 AM

I am starting a poll to determine the likelihood of each Mario brother doing certain things. Please examine each scenario and vote to show whether you think it is a thing that would be more likely to happen to Mario or Luigi. Some of these questions may seem silly, but please be aware that they going towards very important research. If you are unsure of an answer to one of the questions, take your best guess.

You are also encouraged to state your reasoning for your answers in the comments below.

#2 San of the Dead

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 05:12 AM

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 05:50 AM

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 07:23 AM

Mario is most likely to win a Nobel Prize. He is a doctor and all.

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 08:31 AM

I like how so far, everyone's unanimous on Luigi becoming goth.

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 09:04 AM

Mario does everything.

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 09:16 AM

Luigi as goth because...have you seen his mansion?

Mario for the Noble Prize because no matter what Luigi does, he'll never get the recognition.

Rob a convenience store goes to Mario because, hero that he is, if either of them do anything shady, it's usually him. Remember when he kidnapped Donkey Kong, put him in a cage and tried to kill Junior?

I said Luigi for music video but I don't know why. Especially now that I think about it, Mario gets all the fame. Only way Luigi gets in one is if he's a backup dancer. Can I change my vote?

Luigi would be more likely to help a lady cross the street. Mario only cares about Peach and sometimes Pauline. Every one else is beneath his notice. He' abandon Yoshi to it's death just to get to a little bit higher ground and not think twice about it. He'll possess anything and everything to do his bidding and then kill it once it serves his purpose. Mario's a jerk. Luigi is the hero. Again, the only reason Mario gets the Noble Prize is because he gets the fame.
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#8 Whirl

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 11:53 AM

WALUIGI HATES THIS.


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#9 Foffy

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 12:15 PM

I love that people are actually voting on this. This community is the best, I love y'all.

I did this poll as a joke, but I'm actually kind of interested in the resuts I'm getting now...

Can I change my vote?

Yeah, just click the "delete my vote" button at the bottom of the poll, then put in your new answer.

You'll have to re-answer every question, but you can just click the same thing as before for the ones you weren't planning on changing.

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 12:32 PM

On a side note: I almost put in a question about which of the two Mario Bros would be more likely to become a catgirl, but then I remembered that the Super Bell powerup in Super Mario 3D World meant that they had both already been catgirls, rendering the question irrelevant.

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 12:55 PM

I mean, historically speaking, Mario does everything.  If there's some random thing to do, Mario does it.  Golfing, karting, tennising, partying, painting, hotelling, Mario does everything.

 

That's probably why Bowser hates him.  He has a monopoly on everything.


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Posted 21 January 2018 - 01:25 PM

i don't belive mario to be an actual doctor, medical training takes years. all he dose is throw pills at things. dr mario, more like Homeopath Mario. 



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Posted 21 January 2018 - 01:31 PM

Just because Dr. Mario had his medical license revoked doesn't mean he's not a good doctor.

He can perform your heart surgery in an alleyway for five bucks. You won't get that kind of deal anywhere else!

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 01:49 PM

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You forgot about Blue Mario, the lost brother.

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 02:09 PM

I dont trust that Luigi


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Posted 21 January 2018 - 02:41 PM

Just because Dr. Mario had his medical license revoked doesn't mean he's not a good doctor.

He can perform your heart surgery in an alleyway for five bucks. You won't get that kind of deal anywhere else!

ill do it for a couple chicken nuggets and a beaker of congac. 



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Posted 22 January 2018 - 12:10 AM

i don't belive mario to be an actual doctor, medical training takes years. all he dose is throw pills at things. dr mario, more like Homeopath Mario. 


I hear he got his medical license fron a veeeeeery shady medical school down in South America somewhere.
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