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[Foffy]

I am starting a poll to determine the likelihood of each Mario brother doing certain things. Please examine each scenario and vote to show whether you think it is a thing that would be more likely to happen to Mario or Luigi. Some of these questions may seem silly, but please be aware that they going towards very important research. If you are unsure of an answer to one of the questions, take your best guess.

You are also encouraged to state your reasoning for your answers in the comments below.

[Dark Sun Satan]

Mario Mario

[Sharkshadow]

Johnathan Jones. 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

Mario is most likely to win a Nobel Prize. He is a doctor and all.

[MEDdMI]

I like how so far, everyone's unanimous on Luigi becoming goth.

[The Doctor Who]

Mario does everything.

[Caldwin]

Luigi as goth because...have you seen his mansion?

Mario for the Noble Prize because no matter what Luigi does, he'll never get the recognition.

Rob a convenience store goes to Mario because, hero that he is, if either of them do anything shady, it's usually him. Remember when he kidnapped Donkey Kong, put him in a cage and tried to kill Junior?

I said Luigi for music video but I don't know why. Especially now that I think about it, Mario gets all the fame. Only way Luigi gets in one is if he's a backup dancer. Can I change my vote?

Luigi would be more likely to help a lady cross the street. Mario only cares about Peach and sometimes Pauline. Every one else is beneath his notice. He' abandon Yoshi to it's death just to get to a little bit higher ground and not think twice about it. He'll possess anything and everything to do his bidding and then kill it once it serves his purpose. Mario's a jerk. Luigi is the hero. Again, the only reason Mario gets the Noble Prize is because he gets the fame.

[Jetstream C-18]

WALUIGI HATES THIS.

Edited by Jetstream C-18, 21 January 2018 - 11:53 AM.

[Foffy]

I love that people are actually voting on this. This community is the best, I love y'all.

I did this poll as a joke, but I'm actually kind of interested in the resuts I'm getting now...

Can I change my vote?

Yeah, just click the "delete my vote" button at the bottom of the poll, then put in your new answer.

You'll have to re-answer every question, but you can just click the same thing as before for the ones you weren't planning on changing.

[Foffy]

On a side note: I almost put in a question about which of the two Mario Bros would be more likely to become a catgirl, but then I remembered that the Super Bell powerup in Super Mario 3D World meant that they had both already been catgirls, rendering the question irrelevant.

[The Doctor Who]

I mean, historically speaking, Mario does everything.  If there's some random thing to do, Mario does it.  Golfing, karting, tennising, partying, painting, hotelling, Mario does everything.

 

That's probably why Bowser hates him.  He has a monopoly on everything.

[Sharkshadow]

i don't belive mario to be an actual doctor, medical training takes years. all he dose is throw pills at things. dr mario, more like Homeopath Mario. 

[Foffy]

Just because Dr. Mario had his medical license revoked doesn't mean he's not a good doctor.

He can perform your heart surgery in an alleyway for five bucks. You won't get that kind of deal anywhere else!

[Princess Viola]

You forgot about Blue Mario, the lost brother.

[tec]

I dont trust that Luigi

[Sharkshadow]

Just because Dr. Mario had his medical license revoked doesn't mean he's not a good doctor.

He can perform your heart surgery in an alleyway for five bucks. You won't get that kind of deal anywhere else!

ill do it for a couple chicken nuggets and a beaker of congac. 

[NOIP]

i don't belive mario to be an actual doctor, medical training takes years. all he dose is throw pills at things. dr mario, more like Homeopath Mario. 

I hear he got his medical license fron a veeeeeery shady medical school down in South America somewhere.