Long ago in a distant land I, Disney, the shapeshifting master of entertainment acquired an unbeatable franchise!
But a foolish EU fanboy wielding a plastic lightsabre stepped forth to oppose me...
[vwoom, vwoom]
Before the final criticism was cast I tore open a portal in time and sent him into the future, where my Star Wars is canon !
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Disney!