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10:43 Caldwin Good morning. I'll be back. Just woke up. Need coffee.
10:47 FnuAw Say something only the real Caldwin would say.
10:48 Caldwin All hail Luna!
10:49 FnuAw Good enough.
10:49 Caldwin And...I need coffee. And...ellipsis...lot's and lots of ellipsis.
10:49 FnuAw I had my rocket fuel already.
10:51 Caldwin Wait! They have transformers at McDonalds? Well, I know where I'm going for lunch today. *puke emoticon*
10:51 FnuAw I'm sure they're just little statues that don't do anything. Again.
10:53 Caldwin Oh, the CMC go to camp one!
10:54 Caldwin I think Sweetie Bell's gonna kill him!
10:54 FnuAw I like the CMC when they're not singing.
10:54 FnuAw BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10:55 Caldwin Little kids become the War of the Worlds thoom
10:55 Caldwin But...aren't they always singing? Like...even more than the mane 6?
10:56 Caldwin Hey! Pip crossed the line!
10:58 Caldwin You know I don't recall ever seeing a toy of Pip. And if I have, it's probably only been a Mini.
10:58 Caldwin Pip's getting screwed
11:01 Caldwin BTW...I came to a depressing revelation yesterday. In the credits for the movie, they called Derpy "Muffins." No picture of a muffin...just...straight up Muffin. It really doesn't get any more official does it? Derpy's dead. Only Muffins remains.
11:02 Caldwin I still can't understand what Twilight's saying that makes Spike say "wait for it...there it is"
11:04 Caldwin Cat suits and Splinter Cell goggles? I think Static would freak
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11:07 FnuAw It sounds fun.
11:07 Caldwin I was kinda wondering what would happen if he tried to use my name while I was already here.
11:07 Caldwin Static freaking out can be fun, yes
11:08 FnuAw If we find a COIN base, it could be convenient that Night Cap has that outfit.
11:08 Caldwin I'm thinking if that happened, Night Cap would be reeeeeally lucky Rhapsody isn't there.
11:09 FnuAw "Ow. Rhapsody it's just me!" "I know."
11:09 Caldwin lol
11:10 Caldwin Aww! You can't 'like' posts here like you can on Discord!
11:11 Caldwin All the commercials are about food!
11:11 Caldwin It's killing me!
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11:14 Caldwin Good morning Prime
11:14 GuardianPrime Morning.
11:14 GuardianPrime I see it's the real you this time, Caldwin.
11:14 Caldwin Everybody! Everybody reads the fine print! Yeesh!
11:14 Caldwin Eeyup! It's me. The one...though obviously not only...me.
11:15 Caldwin Since I'm here, is the name taken so the other guy can't use it?
11:15 GuardianPrime I think so, yes.
11:15 Caldwin Glad I got here early then
11:16 Caldwin So, bets on whether or not we'll ever see Startracker again after this episode?
11:16 Caldwin Uh...I'll be back. There's that one little problem with coffee...*runs*
11:17 GuardianPrime PRINCESS BINGO!
11:18 FnuAw I don't get negative side effects from coffee, except it exacerbates my shaky hands. But I don't know if it even exacerbates that much.
11:18 GuardianPrime I don't even drink coffee.
11:20 FnuAw Put it off as long as you can.
11:20 FnuAw Once you start you can't stop.
11:20 GuardianPrime I like the smell of coffee, but have no interest in ever trying it.
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11:22 Caldwin Umm...Fnu...side effect I was talking about...you still have to pee
11:22 GuardianPrime XD
11:22 Caldwin Hah! "True" Caldwin. That guy is hopeless
11:23 GuardianPrime Fnu's mighty BAN-HAMMER at work.
11:23 Caldwin Wow! Not sure if this is national or local...but I just saw that Tootsie Pop commercial from waaaay back in the 80's. SD VHS quality and all!
11:23 Caldwin I'm half convinced it's Sobana
11:24 FnuAw Nah, I've checked the logs. Sobana and the troll were on at the same time before.
11:24 Caldwin Oh...well then...huh!
11:24 GuardianPrime Is there a way to permanently ban an IP? Or is the troll changing the IP every time?
11:25 Caldwin I guess that means I'm not being stalked by Sobana any more. I have a whole different stalker
11:25 FnuAw Phones are impossible to IP ban.
11:25 Caldwin Twilight freakouts area fun!
11:26 GuardianPrime Indeed.
11:27 FnuAw I like Starlight freakouts.
11:27 Caldwin You know...I kinda want to compare an episode from this season with an episode from season one. I wonder just how different the graphics bump is. Never done a side by side before
11:27 FnuAw Season 1 finally looks like a Flash cartoon.
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11:28 Dvandom Mornin
11:28 GuardianPrime I think there's quite the difference between now and then. Especially if you were to compare Zecora's place now compared to earlier seasons.
11:28 GuardianPrime Morning Dave.
11:28 Caldwin Good morning Dave. Would you like to play a game of chess?
11:28 Dvandom Okay, Iron Will wasn't wearing the parachute when he jumped off the railing.
11:29 Caldwin Who needs a parachute! Static's a big fan of just taking the plunge.
11:29 GuardianPrime He had it hiding under his fur?
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11:30 Scav yawn
11:30 Dvandom Well, it IS visible on his back just before he opens it.
11:30 Caldwin Good morning Scav
11:30 GuardianPrime Morning Scav.
11:30 Scav delivery derpy spotted
11:30 Caldwin Real cooks don't use recipie's, Twi!
11:30 GuardianPrime Spooktober.
11:31 Dvandom Those are not spritzes or dashes....
11:32 Caldwin Pinkie's got a problem. Seriously...she needs a place to detox
11:32 GuardianPrime Chugaluga, Chugaluga, CHOO CHOOOO!
11:32 Scav bakers use recipes....baking is science..cooking is art
11:32 Caldwin I...use a microwave.
11:32 Dvandom Why does McGrimlock have a gun?
11:33 Caldwin Because no one really wants to start an argument with him to tell him he shouldn't have one?
11:34 Caldwin Too many commercials about food! I don't think I'm gonna make it.
11:35 GuardianPrime When I was a kid, my dad never measured anything. He used to make an old family recipe for cinnamon rolls and never measured a thing. Came out perfect every time.
11:35 Caldwin Hah! Still calling her "Crash!"
11:35 Dvandom It's her callsign.
11:36 Caldwin Hmm...Crash is being uncharacteristically...non-blunt!
11:36 Dvandom Why not give it to Soarin?
11:36 Caldwin Soarin would love it!
11:36 GuardianPrime Did...the trash pony eat the pie?
11:36 Caldwin This isn't going to be Party of One all over again...right?
11:37 Dvandom Batman transition, heh.
11:37 Caldwin Party of One all over again! *sigh*
11:37 Dvandom Pinkie's theories are plausible in this setting.
11:38 Caldwin Damn! They're talking about food again!
11:38 FnuAw Even the episode is trolling you.
11:38 Dvandom It's a Pinkie ep, of course there's food.
11:38 Caldwin *tummy grumbles*
11:38 Scav are you fasting?
11:39 Dvandom "How does she keep getting up here?"
11:39 Caldwin No...I just really need to go grocery shopping. I was going to get get something to eat before the show, but then I woke up later than I planned
11:39 Caldwin How *does* she keep getting up there?
11:40 Scav i guess the stand on clouds spell was lasting
11:40 Caldwin It's like she knows she was orginally supposed to be Surprise instead of Pinkie Pie.
11:40 FnuAw I'vebeen saying that for years.
11:40 Dvandom Piedemic
11:40 GuardianPrime Either tank actually ate that, or RD crammed it into his shell.
11:40 Caldwin Cherrilee! Cheating shameless hussy!
11:41 Caldwin Oh...wait...never mind. It was Big Mac that was cheating
11:41 Caldwin Poor filly!
11:41 Dvandom She made new pies to tack to the board.
11:41 Scav i literally decided to make a conspiracy board as a product right before this show.
11:41 Scav it's a SIGN
11:41 Caldwin Wow! Lighting effects! Bet they didn't have those in season 1
11:41 Dvandom Add pie to it, Scav.
11:41 FnuAw PEPE SILVIA!
11:42 Caldwin Every time I see the promo for "Game of Homes" I keep on hearing "Game of Thrones." I think I need to get my hearing checked
11:43 GuardianPrime I just got that old tootsie pop commercial again.
11:43 GuardianPrime Classic.
11:43 Dvandom Crappy CGI skull Tootsie Pop ad will never get nostalgic revival.
11:43 Caldwin There's that 80's Tootsie Pop commercial again. Is that national or local? That's the second time I've seen it this morning.
11:43 Dvandom 70s, and national it seems.
11:43 Caldwin High five, GP!
11:44 FnuAw Some things look better in VHS quality.
11:44 Caldwin 70's? Well, I wasn't alive back then...well...77...so I don't remember. But I remember seeing it all the time in the 80's.
11:44 Caldwin I didn't realize they were still using it.
11:44 Caldwin VHS rocks! They should have it make a comeback
11:44 Caldwin Best Pone!
11:45 Caldwin I like that she's no longer just a background pony. They've actually been using her lately!
11:46 Caldwin I love seeing how Pinkie thinks
11:46 Dvandom Yeah, scheming is a little beyond Dash's usual M.O.
11:46 Dvandom "I don't think, I know!" "I don't think you know either."
11:46 Caldwin Heh! All of a sudden, AJ looks a bit uncomfortable being there
11:47 Dvandom Bedmane
11:47 Caldwin Cartoon physics, AJ. Cartoon physics!
11:47 Caldwin It's a nice look for Dash
11:47 Dvandom Right in the pie hole.
11:47 GuardianPrime lol.
11:48 Caldwin You know, I imagine Dash burns a lot of carbs in these training sessions. So I can't imagine she's refusing for weight gain issues.
11:49 Caldwin That's...a lot of pie! x_x
11:49 Dvandom Leaning tower of Pie-sa.
11:49 Caldwin Oh! Strawberry pie!
11:49 GuardianPrime You're killing me, Dave. XD
11:49 Dvandom Pie-rasprites.
11:50 Caldwin I love that for once, Pinkie's the one who's like "how's that even possible" with the cartoon physics.
11:50 Caldwin Pinkie Pie's scaring me?
11:51 GuardianPrime In the blink of an eye.
11:51 Caldwin I'm going to have to watch this again when I'm not focused on the chat. This episode looks freaking awesome!
11:52 Dvandom Piefall
11:52 FnuAw This season has definitely had its moments.
11:52 Caldwin Dave, you're killing me.
11:52 Scav ah coffee...
11:52 Scav will i have it with bagels?
11:52 Scav or eggs?
11:52 Dvandom (cue James Bond theme)
11:52 Scav or bagel and eggs?
11:53 Caldwin Why not both
11:53 Scav hmm..i have some waffels
11:53 Caldwin Have an eggs and bagel sandwhich
11:53 Scav or just bacon
11:53 Caldwin Bacon and eggs on a bagel
11:53 Dvandom Egg and bacon pie! Wait, that's just quiche.
11:53 Caldwin So...hungry!
11:53 FnuAw Egg and bacon.
11:54 FnuAw Egg, sausage, and bacon.
11:54 FnuAw Egg and spam.
11:54 Dvandom Was considering that.
11:54 Caldwin Eww! Now I'm not so hungry. Thanks for the Spam mention, Fnu
11:54 Scav i think i do have a can of spam
11:54 Scav hmm..no.no spam...
11:54 GuardianPrime Ew, spam.
11:54 Scav but sausage
11:54 Caldwin Really? People actually eat that?
11:54 Scav eggs and sbacon and sasuage and waffels
11:55 Caldwin Shh! We're back!
11:55 Scav with syrup
11:55 Caldwin Just come clean, Crash
11:55 FnuAw I have never in my life had to resort to eating spam.
11:56 Scav spam's good stuff
11:56 Dvandom Bad blocking makes it look like crystal is growing out of AJ's head.
11:56 FnuAw I thought I might have to after Irma, but we sent all our supplies to Texas.
11:56 Caldwin I love that AJ eyebrow.
11:56 Dvandom The Ponies' Eyebrow.
11:56 Scav but... AJ is the best pie maker
11:56 Scav that's pony 101
11:56 FnuAw Horses do have expressive eyebrows.
11:57 Dvandom Facehoof
11:57 Caldwin Oh no! No no no no no! Don't do it, Dash.
11:57 Caldwin She's going to eat that?
11:57 FnuAw Sweetie Belle is dethroned.
11:57 GuardianPrime That pie! THE HORROR, THE HORROR!
11:58 Caldwin Can...cartoon ponies die?
11:58 Dvandom This is what Dash thinks pie really tastes like.
11:59 Scav LOL
11:59 Caldwin No...no hug!
11:59 Caldwin Ouch!
11:59 Dvandom "They're not too tight for YOU. You know why."
12:00 Dvandom Okay, now I can read the comic from two weeks ago.
12:00 Scav Applejack: I could have told her that was the funniest line ever
12:00 GuardianPrime That was a really good Pinkie episode.
12:00 Caldwin AJ still knows it all!
12:00 FnuAw Pinkie is in desperate need of an episode where she finally learns her lesson.
12:01 Scav well it did the whole envoking of Dash as loyalty "will do anything for her friends" and the lesson was "honesty"
12:01 Caldwin Pinkie will never learn her lesson.
12:02 FnuAw That's sad.
12:02 Scav suddenly wakes up enough to be confused by Caldwin being here
12:02 Caldwin Scav, I had the day off because another guy had to switch days off with me for vacation reasons.
12:02 GuardianPrime Tootsie Pop commercial #3!
12:03 Dvandom Scav: This is why you need to get back to following the AllSpark.
12:03 Caldwin I'm definitely going to have to watch this episode again.
12:03 Scav and fake caldwin hasn't shown up
12:04 Scav has never seen caldwin and fake caldwin at the same time
12:04 Caldwin There are good Pinkie episodes. I do wish she'd learn her lesson at some point though
12:04 Dvandom Pinkie learns her lesson in the comic.
12:04 Scav hmmmm
12:04 Caldwin Fake Caldwin did show up earlier
12:04 Scav Pinkie could have just made cakes
12:05 Caldwin I do find it odd that she normally does make cakes instead of pies. I mean...Pie is in the name after all.
12:06 FnuAw Pies are for special occasions. Cakes are everyday food.
12:06 Dvandom Also, pies have such a broad spectrum that it's hard to figure out how one could dislike pies as a class while still liking any sweets.
12:06 Dvandom It's not even like they all have the same crust.
12:06 Scav she doesn't like crust
12:06 Caldwin Uh...I think that's kinda backwards, Fnu
12:07 Caldwin But...crust is awesome!
12:07 Caldwin *goes to make a crust pie*
12:07 Dvandom This is sort of the anti-Green-Eggs-And-Ham episode.
12:07 Scav how are there rocks in the buidlings of cloudsdale?
12:08 FnuAw Hail?
12:08 Caldwin Uhh...cartoon physics?
12:08 Dvandom Unobtanium.
12:09 Caldwin Pinkie Pie has to be the only earth pony to go to Cloudsdale as often as she does. I want to figure out how she does that? I mean, she didn't have balloons every time.
12:09 Dvandom Equestria isn't the future of Earth, it's the future of Pandora.
12:09 Caldwin And how does she get back down?
12:10 Dvandom Iron Will's parachute.
12:10 Caldwin lol
12:10 Caldwin that would explain it
12:10 Scav she can pilot the town ballon
12:10 Dvandom Or a pie-rachute.
12:11 Caldwin Heh! They need to introduce Minty into the G4 cartoon just so she can pilot that balloon.
12:11 Scav well there 's a pilot that we saw on the poster
12:11 FnuAw "Pilot" is a strong word there.
12:12 Caldwin You think Tabitha would be up to doing yet another character? Because if it's not Tabitha, it's not Minty. And her actually being good at piloting the balloon would be a heckuva twist!
12:13 FnuAw Tabitha could do an entire episode by herself.
12:14 Caldwin We need a generation of ponies where the main characters are: Rarity, Muffins, Minty, Luna...and Luna often brings along her sisters pet Philomena
12:15 Scav i don't understand minty
12:15 FnuAw No one understands Minty. Poor dear.
12:15 Caldwin No one understands Minty. That's her charm
12:15 Caldwin Damn! Beat me to it!
12:16 Scav i don't know who minty is.
12:16 Scav I assume a later day Lyra
12:16 GuardianPrime *GASP*
12:16 Caldwin You need more G3 in your life.
12:16 Caldwin Oh! She also did Wysteria!
12:17 Caldwin We really could have an MLP that's nothing but Tabitha characters
12:18 GuardianPrime Scav, Minty... https://en.wikipedia...Minty_Christmas
12:18 FnuAw Thistle Whistle.
12:18 Caldwin Heh! Yeah, Very Minty Christmas was awesome! "You broke Santa?"
12:19 Caldwin Yeah, Thistle Whistle too.
12:19 Caldwin It looks like she even did a Scootaloo
12:19 GuardianPrime Tabitha's voice work in all generations of MLP is impressive.
12:20 Scav i think I'm good not venturing into v3
12:22 Caldwin Aww! You don't know what you're missing. I mean, as long as you stay away from the newborn stuff...G3's all kinds of fantastic
12:22 GuardianPrime "Newborn stuff".....*shudders*
12:22 Caldwin Yeah...damn Newborn stuff made me lose that bet. *growl snarl hiss*
12:22 Scav i mean, I on't think dave's ventured there..and he watches everything
12:23 Caldwin That's because you're evil, Fnu
12:23 GuardianPrime Oh, you're just sick, Fnu. You're SIIIIIICK! XD
12:26 FnuAw This is hilarious. The chat is like 14 pages long. People are going to see the transcript and think "WTF?"
12:26 Scav so got day off plans caldwin?
12:26 Caldwin Good grief! Rarity, Granny Smith, Luna, Cup Cake, Nightmare Moon (of course goes with Luna), Flurry Heart, Mrs. Cake, Pound Cake, Bon Bon, Photo Finish, Zipporwhill, Alo, Twinkleshine, Fleur de Verre, Cherr...(cuts off but I'm assuming that's Cherrilee)...didn't even get to Philomena!
12:26 Caldwin How big is Tabitha's paycheck?
12:27 Caldwin Scav, first thing is to get lunch
12:27 Dvandom (My only real exposure to G3 has been using the toys to make customs, like Megatron Pony.)
12:27 Caldwin I already saw the MLP movie yesterday...so...I'm kinda mostly waiting for my MLP merch to arrive in the mail
12:27 Scav hsasn't seen the movie yet
12:27 Caldwin Aww! You better go do it before it leaves the theatre!
12:28 Dvandom It's in as many screens this weekend as last, which is weird, but probably means no major Kid Movie releasing.
12:28 Scav hopefully this week...been waiting on a flakey friend
12:28 Dvandom Big cliff drop-off in earnings, Friday to Friday, though. Like, two thirds.
12:28 Scav which brings it back to pie
12:29 Caldwin You can see it again when flakey friend comes around. You should totally see it before the Spoiler thread is all there is. *nudges Fnu to merge the threads*
12:29 Caldwin Ooh I love pie!
12:29 Scav after pinkies chocolate fix, i thought the episode was gonna go A Very Special Saved By The Bell Episode
2:30 Caldwin Oh, hey! Andrea Libman was Zipzee! G3 get's all the great voice actresses...well...except I don't see Tara Strong.
12:31 Scav [TITLE:
12:31 Scav like that
12:33 Scav just me?
12:33 Caldwin I never really watched Saved by the Bell
12:34 GuardianPrime I never have, either.
12:34 Scav well, the episode was the typical 80's don't do drugs kids episode...
12:34 Scav but it's the most iconicly ridiculous
12:34 Caldwin I think I saw that clip before...not sure why. Did Nostalgia Critic do something on it or something?
12:35 Scav likely most video people hav
12:35 GuardianPrime Well, I gotta run. Later, guys. And it was great seeing you here today, Caldwin.
12:35 Caldwin Later, Prime
12:35 Dvandom Later, GP
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12:36 Scav my point though, I thought it was gonna be "pinkie's been doing too much chocolate" and twilight stages an intervention
12:36 Caldwin I probably really should go get something to eat, but these chats are so rare for me, I kinda hate to leave
12:36 Caldwin That should totally be an episode
12:37 Scav that's something I give this show..the episodes are rarely what I think they'll be from the set up
12:38 Caldwin Yeah, they do tend to go against expectations. Sometimes for the better...sometimes...not so much. Gotta be careful that it doesn't ruin the moral of the episode.
12:39 Caldwin Well, I better go get something to eat. Head's getting fuzzy. Hey! I should be back in a couple weeks. Got a vacation coming up
12:40 Caldwin Well, see y'all later.
12:40 Scav cool!
12:40 Scav cya
12:40 Dvandom Later, have fun on vacation
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12:40 Scav well i'll fnu go post
12:40 Scav ca
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12:41 Dvandom :waves out
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