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@  PlutoniumBoss : (11 July 2020 - 08:03 AM)

And he's a big ball, but he's not the biggest ball of them all. (That'll be Pulse Unicron.)

@  Maximus Ambus : (11 July 2020 - 07:37 AM)

Trypticon so scared my Primus figure he turned into a ball.

@  ▲ndrusi : (09 July 2020 - 09:56 PM)

King Nine, however, will not return.

@  Bass X0 : (09 July 2020 - 05:05 PM)

Bass_X0 will return after these messages ^^^

@  TheMightyMol... : (09 July 2020 - 03:37 PM)

WHATAMIFIGHTINGFOOOOOOOOARRGH

@  -LittleAutob... : (09 July 2020 - 02:06 PM)

Okay?

@  Otaku : (09 July 2020 - 07:47 AM)

@TheMightyMollusk Ah, but the series itself has pronounced "Bass" both ways. ;)  Oh, 90s English Capcom video game voice acting...

@  Maximus Ambus : (09 July 2020 - 03:14 AM)

Looking at my Titan Returns collection I can see they realised they didn't have to paint the Titan Masters after wave one, lazy bums.

@  Maruten : (08 July 2020 - 09:13 PM)

No, I'm going with "fish".

@  TheMightyMol... : (08 July 2020 - 04:19 PM)

He stated that it's in reference to the Mega Man character, so it follows the series' tradition of music names.

@  Cybersnark : (08 July 2020 - 03:59 PM)

The real question is if it's "bass" as in music or "bass" as in the fish.

@  Otaku : (08 July 2020 - 01:27 PM)

Well, at least now I know how to pronounce @Bass X0 's screen name. ^^'  Rather, I think I'd just forgotten.  In my defense, it really does look like an emoticon or maybe just "decoration", which is what a lot of folks add to their screen names online.  Usually because someone has the name they really want. XD

@  ▲ndrusi : (08 July 2020 - 01:27 PM)

Extremely unimpressed with your idea that someone making a negative observation you don't like means they "got triggered."

@  NotVeryKnightly : (08 July 2020 - 11:16 AM)

You know somebody asked "And this would be in relation to... what exactly?"

@  Bass X0 : (08 July 2020 - 11:15 AM)

Its because someone got triggered over my random musings instead of just ignoring them. If I read one of your comments that is of no relevance or interest to me, I don't feel the need to say so.

@  -LittleAutob... : (08 July 2020 - 10:56 AM)

All this over someone's username lol

@  ▲ndrusi : (08 July 2020 - 08:34 AM)

Bazro.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (08 July 2020 - 06:34 AM)

It could be Bass 10-0

@  Nevermore : (08 July 2020 - 06:11 AM)

How do you pronounce yourself? "Bass Ex-O" or "Bass Ex-Zero"?

@  Bass X0 : (08 July 2020 - 03:23 AM)

I did almost go with Vile Bass X0, because Vile is cool too.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (07 July 2020 - 08:34 PM)

Bossk Saw

@  ▲ndrusi : (07 July 2020 - 04:16 PM)

Bass XD

@  Bass X0 : (07 July 2020 - 03:43 PM)

And its not Bass XO, its Bass X0, as in Bass, X and Zero from the Mega Man series.

@  -LittleAutob... : (07 July 2020 - 02:33 PM)

@Trpodeca :( :(

@  -LittleAutob... : (07 July 2020 - 02:32 PM)

Thats what a gray rock is? Then I'm not one.

@  Trpodeca : (07 July 2020 - 02:12 PM)

Man I just learnt about what seemed like a really cool show, only to realize it was a dream and it dosen't really exist.

@  Bass X0 : (07 July 2020 - 01:02 PM)

Just something I read that I wanted to share. I heard "gray rock" mentioned in a video, so I looked it up and that was the definition.

@  TheMightyMol... : (07 July 2020 - 12:20 PM)

It's a fancy way of saying "Ignore annoying people".

@  NotVeryKnightly : (07 July 2020 - 12:15 PM)

Bass XO has a habit of pasting random drivel here as if doing so were profound.

@  wonko the sane? : (07 July 2020 - 11:30 AM)

And this would be in relation to... what exactly?

@  Bass X0 : (07 July 2020 - 11:25 AM)

"One strategy for dealing with a narcissist or sociopath is to act like a "gray rock," meaning that you become uninteresting and unresponsive. You don't feed their needs for drama or attention. You don't show emotion, say anything interesting, or disclose any personal information"

@  Nevermore : (06 July 2020 - 07:23 PM)

Oh wow. Studio Series Offroad Bumblebee is awesome. His articulation is amazing.

@  -LittleAutob... : (06 July 2020 - 11:18 AM)

Oof-

@  Maximus Ambus : (05 July 2020 - 01:10 AM)

I got Studio Series 39 Cogman yesterday and woke up to find he'd decapitated my titans returns figures.

@  wonko the sane? : (04 July 2020 - 10:19 PM)

If I had a sarcasm powered mouth.. ooohh waaaiiittt...

@  -LittleAutob... : (04 July 2020 - 05:01 PM)

Heh

@  Bass X0 : (04 July 2020 - 02:56 PM)

"If I had sarcasm-powered legs, I'd do a happy dance...!"

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 July 2020 - 02:39 PM)

The real clones were the friends we made along the way.

@  Maximus Ambus : (04 July 2020 - 01:47 PM)

So the Emperor in episodes 1 through 6 was a clone?

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 10:47 AM)

(And the 0th anniversary of the last time I couldn't do math.)

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 10:46 AM)

Today is the 24th anniversary of the day we fought off an alien invasion with the help of Will Smith.

@  Maximus Ambus : (04 July 2020 - 10:41 AM)

Oh the end of the Ottoman Empire of course.

@  -LittleAutob... : (04 July 2020 - 10:14 AM)

*ahem* 4th of July....

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 08:14 AM)

Nothing of importance has happened before, and nothing of importance will happen again.

@  Maximus Ambus : (04 July 2020 - 08:12 AM)

Nothing of importance happened today.

@  Telly : (03 July 2020 - 09:54 PM)

i want a "i survived 'rona and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 July 2020 - 03:42 PM)

Slogan for 2021: "I Lived, Bitch."

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

They should make the next book in the Survivors series 'I SURVIVED CORONA VIRUS 2020'

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

YEEEE I'M A SURVIVOR-

@  Nevermore : (03 July 2020 - 06:59 AM)

Probably gonna assemble Devastator after work.


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Posted 25 October 2019 - 05:02 PM

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Ella, Izzy, and Beth share a love of cooking and a willingness to try anything. Literally anything, regardless of whether it makes culinary sense or even if the ingredient is technically "edible." Candy corn pizza? Hell yeah! But wait, let's add on newspaper clippings of thumbs and squid armpit stink, then stuff it inside of something endangered, then microwave that with a metal pan for added zest!
 
With all their... experiments, the sisters have unwittingly become rather good at crafting magical concoctions with all sorts of neat added benefits. They'll happily sell their culinary creations to whoever wants them, but there's no guarantee that potential buyers will have the stomach for them. Or will have a stomach at all after trying them...

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Posted 26 October 2019 - 08:43 PM

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The vile Basilisk is capable of killing anything by simply making eye contact. Not even the Basilisk himself is immune, though Mama Rooster had the foresight to relocate the eyes into his cobra hood so li'l Basil wouldn't drop dead upon getting a drink of water. Naturally, the repugnant reptile has a lot of fun faking victims out, eager to see if they simply die of fright.

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Posted 27 October 2019 - 06:43 PM

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The Ring can grant the wearer the power to do anything, but it literally eats away at you in return. While it starts off rather fair, the Ring taking about as much as it gave, the cost steadily grows and grows. Many wielders eventually resort to using patsies, a tactic the Ring is more than happy to accept.

 
The Ring sometimes tries to persuade its wearer to find "its kin." Just who that is isn't particularly clear -- sometimes its a single mate, sometimes its nine siblings, but every time it involves a wild adventure that's sure to require a lot of magic to get through...

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Posted 28 October 2019 - 05:14 PM

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Erik was cursed with unholy looks, but blessed with unholy musical talents (and an awesome name ^_^ ). He haunts the old opera house, watching plays by day and writing his own by night. The so-called Phantom occasionally steals away a theater guest or two to take to his showings, though he inevitably kills them as he can't bear to let anyone see something so hideous. No, not himself, the play. One day it'll be presentable...


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Posted 29 October 2019 - 05:08 PM

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Many monsters revel in gross bodily substances — blood, guts, skulls, mucuses of all sorts — but Khepri the Dung Beetle takes a slightly different approach. Victims, rivals, and would-be monster hunters never see it coming, but they sure do smell it.
 
As so few dare touch the stuff, Khepri enjoys quite the monopoly on monstrous manure. Horror horticulture, fly farming, disgusting decor... it sure has its uses.

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Posted 30 October 2019 - 08:02 PM

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Tired of the daily grind? Overwhelmed by life's responsibilities? Wishing someone else could make all the hard choices? Then consider the assistance of one of Dapsen's Brain Bugs! Let one of these babies crawl up your nose (them splitting into two to go into both nostrils is perfectly normal!) and just enjoy the ride. Brain Bugs can even be specially ordered to gain new skills. No need for expensive classes or years of practice, you can gain lifetimes of experience in mere moments! No one will ever know you're having a "little" help.
 
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 07:01 PM

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All alone in the long-abandoned lab dwells the... well, nobody's quite sure just what it is, whether it's alive or dead or even if it's only junk that just happens to look like it was meant to be something. It does seem to follow you wherever you go, though. The eyeless eye sockets, I mean.
 
.... though wasn't the tank over there just before? No, couldn't be....
 
 
 
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Posted 01 April 2020 - 12:03 PM

April Ghouls! Another week of monsters!

 

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Life’s a cruel joke, and the dolphin intends to tell the punchline. Everything it does is for its own twisted amusement, even — especially if it harms someone else. Haha, poor drowning human, you want some air? *snicker* Try sucking on that. *giggle* Heh, that wasn’t *chuckle* it totally was — oh you’ve been dead an hour… HAHAHA!
By far the worst form of torture the dolphin’s victims endure is hearing its obnoxious laugh.
 
The dolphin hopes to die laughing. It’s not suicidal, but since death is inevitable it might as well enjoy it. (Besides, why should its idiot hyena cousin get all the fun?)
 
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Posted 02 April 2020 - 07:36 PM

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The Manticore can fire its tail spines like arrows. In fact, it has always hoped to enter an archery contest to prove its skills, but the humans always turned it down for not being, well, human. Jerks.
 
...well, that and also because the manticore insists on using "live targets." As in, that pig in the next field over, the bird flying overhead, the audience...


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Posted 03 April 2020 - 08:59 PM

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A 30-foot monster of the mountains, the Abominable Snowman swears he used to be 300 feet tall but shrunk due to global warming, and vents his frustrations on any human who is unfortunate enough to pass by. Just about everyone disagrees with the Snowman; some claim being 300 feet tall is physically impossible (RIDICULOUS! But their brains were juicy), others reason that he was more likely only 50 feet tall and simple shrunk due to old age (INSOLENT! But savory), while a rare few have a "gut feeling" he used to be 3 feet and has actually grown in spite of what "experts" think (THROW THEM BACK!).

 

Most, naturally, just run away screaming "AH, A GIANT BRAIN-EATING MONSTER!!" Comforting, that most don't view the Abominable Snowman as 'diminished' in any way.



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Posted 04 April 2020 - 07:31 PM

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Agents of the Lord of Chaos Set, the sha beasts will stop at nothing to carry out their master's dark designs.... well, almost. They share Set's crippling love for lettuce, a fact that victims could take advantage of, IF any of them didn’t automatically assume their pursuers were a jackal or a hyena or maybe some kind of dog.



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Posted 05 April 2020 - 09:10 PM

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A vicious little vampire, the Chupacabra pretends to be a baby to lure unsuspecting goats in close for the kill. Of course, most of the time the would-be prey isn't fooled, and the Chupacabra is capable of taking them down regardless, but the rare occasions it actually works are totally worth it.
 
Sometimes a human child catches the Chupacabra in the act and decides to 'adopt' the diminutive demon. The Chupacabra quite enjoys being doted on, but alas must eventually flee since their new 'parent' will attempt to feed it everything but goat's blood. Curse this ridiculously specific diet!


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Posted 06 April 2020 - 06:26 PM

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The succubus disguises itself as a human and offers itself as a "friend for the night", willing to do whatever you want. Sounds fun! But there's a fee, and on top of that the succubus will just help itself to anything of yours it finds interesting. Cookies, silverware, your kid's doll, shoelaces (but not the shoes)... 'genetic material' (eww!)
 
The succubus also occasionally bestows "gifts" to its new pal. The same type of car your neighbor used to have, the name and password for a streaming service, a bucket of dirt, a very special bundle of joy that’ll take 9 months to arrive... that one’s more of a return, I suppose. The friend 'made' half of it, after all.


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Posted 07 April 2020 - 09:10 PM

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An intelligence-gathering entity in the service of you-know-who (who "liberated" it from need-to-know), the UFO consists of a mothership and several orb drones which scout ahead for subjects of interest. The large central orb appears to be part of the mothership itself, only leaving the core to evade threats.

 

While normally nonaggressive, the UFO has a strange penchant for mutilating cows without warning. And its definition of "cow" is rather broad, including such items as hamburgers, leather couches, and TVs playing space bounty hunter anime.


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Posted 04 July 2020 - 10:14 PM

A twist on ol' President Megs on this Independence Day:

 

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In his younger years, Megatron lead by example and was on the front lines waging his battle to destroy the evil forces of... a great many enemies. He fought for our Decepticon Peace for so so long, it is only natural that he be allowed to retire from fighting. Every good Decepticon would be more than happy to take up arms in his place.

Rumors persist that Megatron used to have a wingman, a close comrade who has for whatever reason has been damned from memory. Autobot lies! Megaton has always been one bot, alone, betrayed by the planet he loves!

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