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@  wonko the sane? : (08 December 2019 - 10:54 PM)

If it's seasonal affective disorder, check with your doc about vitamin D supplements.

@  Maximus Ambus : (08 December 2019 - 12:46 PM)

That's what I was thinking too, It's the christmas rush and if that's not stressful enough the cold weather can also impact mental health.

@  wonko the sane? : (08 December 2019 - 12:41 PM)

Might be a stupid question given the comment, BUT: have you done anything outside the ordinary lately? Might just be a stress reaction.

@  Maximus Ambus : (08 December 2019 - 12:29 PM)

I've experienced sleep paralysis with ghostly images and similar things in the past and can snap out of it through moving my fingers. I've definitely hallucinated before and members of both sides of the family have had similar experience, some suffered forms of mental instability in two cases schizophrenia.

@  wonko the sane? : (08 December 2019 - 10:47 AM)

So... either a hallucination or night terrors. Are you prone to this kind of thing?

@  Maximus Ambus : (07 December 2019 - 11:55 PM)

It kept repeating until I sat up.

@  Maximus Ambus : (07 December 2019 - 11:54 PM)

I've been up since three and when sheepish I was hallucinating something knocking twice against my bedroom door.

@  TheMightyMol... : (07 December 2019 - 06:58 PM)

Then repaint Apeface and Snapdragon as Transmetal Optimus Primal and Megatron. It's crazy enough to work.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (07 December 2019 - 05:32 PM)

Moral imperative.

@  Nevermore : (07 December 2019 - 05:13 PM)

Wishful thinking, rumor or leak?

@  Maximus Ambus : (07 December 2019 - 04:48 PM)

Snapdragon for Earthrise.

@  TM2-Megatron : (04 December 2019 - 10:22 PM)

Still not the weirdest thing a Nic Cage character has done in a film

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 December 2019 - 04:00 PM)

Couldn't be worse than him pissing fire as Ghost Rider.

@  Rycochet : (04 December 2019 - 03:38 PM)

The Tim Burton Superman Movie is the DC movie we deserve. It would have Nic Cage in a technosuit punching polarbears.

@  Paladin : (04 December 2019 - 02:59 PM)

Wonder Woman was great. Shazam was amazing. Aquaman... exists.

@  RichardT1977 : (04 December 2019 - 01:54 PM)

TBF, Aquaman and Shazam! were pretty good.

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 December 2019 - 01:00 PM)

Not a difficult feat.

@  Benbot : (04 December 2019 - 11:50 AM)

You just put more effort into telling a compelling story than all of WB's execs.

@  Cybersnark : (04 December 2019 - 11:41 AM)

Cue the flashback to Jonathan, reassuring a terrified child: "What you are is never as important as who you are." Cue Superman's response to Brainiac: "I already know who I am."*John Williams fanfare plays*

@  Cybersnark : (04 December 2019 - 11:38 AM)

I don't think we even really need to see Krypton. I'd start with Clark growing up in Kansas, thinking he's normal, and follow him through the development of his powers. There've been enough alternate takes on Krypton that it could actually work as a mystery; is this the pre-Crisis utopia, the sterile science world, or the relic of a fallen empire? Brainiac was there, and he tempts Clark with the knowledge of what he really is.

@  Otaku : (04 December 2019 - 11:12 AM)

First, a Krypton film, ending with baby Kal-El being found on Earth.  Then Supe's early career film, establishing his values... and if Jonothan Kent needs to die, it happens because of something like a heart attack while Clark is savnig folks on the other side of the world.  After we know Clark minimizes property damage and never kills, have Zod & Company show up and force him to make tough choices.

@  Otaku : (04 December 2019 - 11:07 AM)

Man of Steel seems like someone came up with a Superman trilogy and then the execs said "We've got to catch up to Marvel, make it one film!".  I don't mean that based on the film's actual pacing, but because various story beats make more sense to me if they weren't all squished together.

@  Cybersnark : (03 December 2019 - 07:44 PM)

I've been wanting to write a Superman movie trilogy for years; "Man of Steel" (featuring a Terminator-like Brainiac) was going to be first, with "Last Son of Krypton" (featuring the Eradicator) as the sequel and "Man of Tomorrow" (in which Luthor makes his face-heel turn) as the conclusion. Thanks to Snyder I have to re-arrange my titles.

@  Nevermore : (03 December 2019 - 06:15 PM)

I still wish "Man of Steel" had instead been an adaptation of both the John Byrne miniseries of the same name and the Jeph Loeb/Tim Sale miniseries "Superman For All Seasons".

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (03 December 2019 - 04:42 PM)

A take I just read: Man of Steel is shot with such a lack of lighting that it is easier to discern what is going on in a porn film.

@  Maximus Ambus : (03 December 2019 - 12:20 PM)

Making Soylant is harder then it looks, it's not like the movies, you have to keep whacking and hacking at the ingredient, it'll scream and fight, maybe bite but eventually it will go down.

@  Paladin : (03 December 2019 - 11:48 AM)

varies from person to person.

@  Benbot : (03 December 2019 - 11:34 AM)

It's an acquired taste

@  CORVUS : (03 December 2019 - 11:17 AM)

Soylent? Its pretty awful.

@  unluckiness : (03 December 2019 - 02:49 AM)

Depends on your denomination of Christianity

@  Patch : (02 December 2019 - 05:52 PM)

@Benbot Do they have a soy-free version? Like maybe just "Lent?"

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 December 2019 - 02:03 PM)

Just occurred to me 'Autobot' Megatron happened in Target 2006.

@  Benbot : (02 December 2019 - 11:48 AM)

have you tried Soylent? It's pretty good! https://soylent.com/

@  Paladin : (02 December 2019 - 10:01 AM)

i prefer free-range human usually. pain in the ass to hunt though...

@  TheMightyMol... : (02 December 2019 - 09:42 AM)

If your human is all bones, you may have purchased a skeleton by accident. Contact your grocer to inquire about exhange policies.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 December 2019 - 09:31 AM)

Vegans are categorised as human therefore just fall under Soylant, they are usually all bones.

@  wonko the sane? : (01 December 2019 - 04:47 PM)

Cause... that latter one is technically all burgers anyway.

@  wonko the sane? : (01 December 2019 - 04:46 PM)

So... a burger made without meat, or a burger made with the meat taken from a vegan?

@  Maximus Ambus : (01 December 2019 - 04:22 PM)

I had a vegan burger last week, this week I'll give a vegan steak a shot.

@  wonko the sane? : (30 November 2019 - 12:37 PM)

a proper paradox would have broken the board. Nice try though.

@  Maximus Ambus : (30 November 2019 - 01:47 AM)

This shout is empty.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (30 November 2019 - 12:01 AM)

I've got the admit. tubi tv is great. It's got a lot of stuff.. Including Super Sentai.

@  Steevy Maximus : (29 November 2019 - 10:35 PM)

There is frankly no better place to (legally) find schlock on the internet for free than Tubi TV

@  Steevy Maximus : (29 November 2019 - 10:33 PM)

It's got all the graphic violence and gratuitous nudity a late 80s OVA should have.

@  Steevy Maximus : (29 November 2019 - 10:32 PM)

Available for free with ads on Tubi TV.

@  Steevy Maximus : (29 November 2019 - 10:32 PM)

It's "Goku: Midnight Eye". Originally produced in the late 80s, it apparently wasn't dubbed until the late 90s given Steve Blum was the lead.

@  wonko the sane? : (29 November 2019 - 06:38 PM)

The description makes it sound like some high grade, mid 80's shlock. Which, frankly, is my groove.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 November 2019 - 12:37 PM)

Was wondering how long it would take someone to ask.

@  wonko the sane? : (29 November 2019 - 09:58 AM)

okay, it's been like two days so far: what anime is this, cause I'm dying to know.

@  Steevy Maximus : (27 November 2019 - 09:23 PM)

You know you're in for a good time when an old anime starts with a crime lord uses roller skates in his cybernetic legs to skate down the side of the building, launches to a dock and into a getaway boat.


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#201 Noideaforaname

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 07:43 PM

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Generators Organic

 

The robot that never was. Which is a shame since 1950s Knock-Off Krang is just the best.



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Posted 25 May 2019 - 07:26 AM

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Reedman, G1(ish) style!

 

 

(I'm pretty sure I'm taking this idea from a post somewhere here on the Allspark, so if you came up with this gag about Reedy being Ravage's tape-guts, thanks!)

 

Now that's what I call a tapeworm...



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Posted 25 May 2019 - 07:23 PM

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Majin Zarak

 

When Predacons of the far future attempt to use a time machine to summon Megatron, they instead get... some unholy giant that turns into an all-terrain aircraft carrier with an old-timey wooden ship's wheel. The Preds and Maximals know full well who this Majin Zarak is, but we the audience have never seen him before or since. Which is kind of a fun idea, the notion that Cybertronian history goes far beyond what the various cartoons and comics have covered.



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Posted 26 May 2019 - 06:07 PM

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Deadlift takes his name literally and hauls around corpses, dumping them into smelting pools where they are recycled into new Decepticons. That's pretty horrifying, but also kinda cool in just how 'alien' it is.



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Posted 27 May 2019 - 06:01 PM

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Armada Thrust, or "Squidhead" as he liked to be called, as he might have appeared in Beast Wars. Namely, as a Transmetal squid with a jet-ish mode.



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Posted 28 May 2019 - 06:26 PM

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Demolishor

 

By far my favorite bot in terms of design, and one of my favorite movie monsters in general. Always nice to see something that you feel like you need to invent new words to properly describe. I mean, you could say "unicycle robot", but that utterly fails to convey how he 'walks' his wheels in apparent effort to stay balanced, or the way his head/torso(?) sort of just dangles between his shoulders, or the odd impression he is only part of a much larger entity.



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Posted 29 May 2019 - 04:41 PM

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Heinrad

 

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Posted 30 May 2019 - 07:42 PM

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Transquito

 

A couple of Beast Wars figures can launch missiles out of their mouths, but while Sky Shadow and Bonecrusher's are designed as if they're meant to be secondary jaws, Transquito's got a sickly translucent yellow glob of barf. Gross! His projectile puke doubles as a proboscis, which... is a very strange sentence to write.



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Posted 31 May 2019 - 05:09 PM

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Unicron

 

It always struck me how Unicron was first introduced dwarfed by a pair of stars immediately before devouring an entire planet with cold indifference, all the while haunting ethereal music plays. A strange mix of an evil beyond comprehension, yet who is itself insignificant on the cosmic scale...

 

 

Bonus!

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Acolyte of Unicron

 

Namely Kranix, who somehow or other became that little moon drone that comes with Unicron's toy. Rather disturbingly, the Lithonian already has the Big Guy's facial hair and feet. Freaky!



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Posted 03 June 2019 - 10:43 PM

Aaaand a big colorized compilation of the Month-Long Sketchformers Project, whee!

 

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Posted 15 June 2019 - 04:52 PM

These guys are great. I just finished scrolling through the past few pages and the build to the colorized group was a treat.
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Posted 15 August 2019 - 11:09 PM

I keep forgetting to keep up with the art forum... Awesome work, as always. I love BW Megs w/ rubber ducky, not sure whether to be afraid or laugh. :D

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Posted 25 August 2019 - 09:11 AM

Beautiful! Fyi, your colorized Kranix is now my lock screen. Love it!

Incidentally, I cant look at this pic without hearing Bart Simpsons grandpa's voice.

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Posted 19 October 2019 - 10:54 AM

It's terror time again!

 

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Moloch has the power to summon rainstorms, but he demands live human sacrifices as payment. And even then, only if he feels like it. In fact, Moloch really only does it to keep his bronze body from melting. As such larger offerings are more likely to call forth a shower, but not because the brazen bull is feeling charitable...
 
Moloch is quite the chatterbox, fond of dramatic speeches and long-winded essays on all manner of inane topics. But ironically Moloch lacks true speech — he doesn't have any sort of lungs despite having a rather sophisticated voice box — instead, he manipulates the screams of those burning alive in his guts.

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Posted 20 October 2019 - 07:35 AM

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The coffin lurks in the lairs of other monsters, disguised as part of the gothic furniture. Many poor unfortunate souls fleeing their "host" assume the casket would be a safe enough hiding place, never expecting it to be a flesh-eating sarcophagus.


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Posted 21 October 2019 - 05:02 PM

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A torture device of old, the mask twists the wearer's perception of reality. To the victim, dogs will meow, stop signs will say go, soap will smell like burnt plastic, ice cream cones will be literally made of ice cream and melt and get your fingers are sticky and cold. It's enough to make one lose their head...

The mask itself is of course able to discern the truth, yes. The sun having a face, totally an illusion.
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Posted 22 October 2019 - 04:41 PM

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Stingy Jack was a devious drunkard so conniving he even outwitted the Devil himself. Jack convinced the fallen angel to turn himself into a coin so Jack could pay his bar tab ("The barkeep is super religious, it'll be hilarious!"), only for Stingy Jack to pocket the satanic cash with a cross, freeing the Devil only when he promised to never take Jack's soul.
 
When he eventually died, Jack found himself barred from both heaven and hell (the Devil was all too keen to keep his promise). With no other option, Stingy Jack wanders the earth without end, harassing all he crosses paths with and occasionally carving faces in fruits he may or may not later hurl at onlookers. Basically just continuing from where he left off, really.

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Posted 23 October 2019 - 03:41 PM

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An old discarded umbrella that gained a life of its own, the Karakasa still helpfully offers itself as a shield against the rain. Unfortunately this bad-weather friend isn't particularly good at it. It's tattered canopy lets in rain while paradoxically also catching enough wind to go flying (often carrying the holder along with it), while the boot it happily lends others to wear has no matching pair. Most distressing of all, the Karakasa tends to attract all manner of strange ghosts and creatures seeking shelter from the storm.

 
And sometimes when the Karakasa decides to help, it simply never rains that day. A lucky break for humans, but the umbrella yokai is left feeling like it failed somehow.

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Posted 24 October 2019 - 08:08 PM

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Those who hear wood-chopping in the dead of night may soon find themselves face-to-face (so to speak) with the dreaded Hacha Nocturna, the sound coming from its ribcage constantly opening and closing. While most would do the sensible thing and run, those brave (or foolish) enough might instead charge right at it and grab the demon's heart, not letting go until the beast gives them plenty of rewards in return.

 
Of course, most of these brave fools never quite get that far. But a chance at fame and fortune is better than surviving as a coward... I guess.

Edited by Noideaforaname, 30 October 2019 - 08:09 PM.


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Posted 24 October 2019 - 10:38 PM

Aah, the good old umbrella monster. :D



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