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@  SG Roadbuster : (08 August 2020 - 01:53 PM)

@Nevermore yes.

@  Nevermore : (08 August 2020 - 09:11 AM)

Is $30 a good deal for Subscription Service Breakdown?

@  Trpodeca : (08 August 2020 - 06:24 AM)

Oh dear God no. Twitter has changed it's default layout to the terrible new one. Why waste so much space on the left?

@  Steevy Maximus : (07 August 2020 - 08:28 PM)

@Bass X0, yeah, the Joe comic got REALLY solid in the upper 20s to the Cobra Civil War. It's interesting to see how well the Joe comic has aged relative to the cartoon. Where as I feel the opposite is true of Transformers

@  -LittleAutob... : (07 August 2020 - 03:58 PM)

Its so fun watching past TF Conventions.

@  Bass X0 : (07 August 2020 - 02:20 PM)

I've been reading classic 80s G.I. Joe lately. Its still decent even though I don't have any nostalgia towards it.

@  Sabrblade : (07 August 2020 - 08:50 AM)

Think of it as Adam West Batman instead. ;)

@  wonko the sane? : (07 August 2020 - 07:49 AM)

That sounds more like the flash, or maybe booster gold than batman.

@  Sabrblade : (07 August 2020 - 12:27 AM)

They would get bored fighting each other and instead decide to take an epic cross-country road trip together.

@  RichardT1977 : (06 August 2020 - 08:57 PM)

What would happen if Batman were to fight Squirrel Girl?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 August 2020 - 09:03 PM)

Unless you count the Mask vs Lobo special, but that's less a duel and more a duet.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 August 2020 - 08:52 PM)

My favorite crossover fight was Thor vs Shazam/Captain Marvel. Early in the fight, Thor discovers that Billy Batson needs lightning to transform, and being a god of lightning he simply denies him that.

@  Sabrblade : (04 August 2020 - 08:46 PM)

Let's see a fight between Death Battle and Super Power Beat Down

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 August 2020 - 06:15 PM)

Which Lobo later claimed was because he was paid to take a dive. Yes, really.

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 August 2020 - 06:15 PM)

And then there's the times it's been decided by a fan vote, which is how we get things like Lobo (who can go toe-to-toe with Superman at full strength) losing to Wolverine.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:49 PM)

And then there are the "but my favorite characater will totes win because I say so" people.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:49 PM)

I mean, there are some people who really approach this from a somewhat reasonable standpoint, coming up with a plausible scenario and a setting that creates a fair environment that doesn't favor one character.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:46 PM)

My favorite stupid "why would they even fight each other" question recently was about three versions of Optimus Prime (G1, Bayverse and Aligned).

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:45 PM)

Batman obviously can beat everyone. Even Galactus. He's Batman. He's so smart, he'll just throw a Batarang and hit the weak spot at Galactus's forehead, knocking him out instantaneously.

@  wonko the sane? : (04 August 2020 - 11:37 AM)

It's almost like all drama is just manufactured pissing contests to keep us all entertained and distracted. :p

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (04 August 2020 - 10:16 AM)

Or they could go White Ranger vs Scorpion route and have both win. ;P

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:35 AM)

Besides, we all know the answer is nearly always "they fight to a standstill and then team up against a common enemy."

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:29 AM)

The best way to prove this is to give an example where the match is really lopsided in favor of one character but in popularity they're either evenly matched or the weaker one is more popular.

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:27 AM)

The "who would win in a fight" discussions are really just people trying to make "which one's better" into something you can theoretically measure objectively, usually in a very specific way they think they've predetermined their favorite will win.

@  Otaku : (04 August 2020 - 02:01 AM)

@Nevermore So... you're saying you didn't like DC Versus Marvel/Marvel Versus DC?

@  Steevy Maximus : (03 August 2020 - 06:59 PM)

So, what happened to Hasbro's Zoids relaunch? An English dub, some stuff in southeast Asia, and now a game coming in October? That it?

@  wonko the sane? : (03 August 2020 - 10:46 AM)

Tidal wave, cause shooting water gets you nowhere.

@  Darth Gonzo : (03 August 2020 - 09:57 AM)

Who would win Tidal Wave or Broadside?

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 August 2020 - 08:17 AM)

Btw Happy birthday to those people in the box to the right \o/

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 August 2020 - 08:16 AM)

The bottom line is obvious. It makes no literal sense to fight someone on your faction. :/

@  wonko the sane? : (03 August 2020 - 06:14 AM)

That's because you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to just stack skills and ability against each other. It's not the palace of doom, it's an episode of american gladiators.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:32 AM)

The only obvious winners of such a fight would be the bad guys.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:29 AM)

And what does it even matter? They should work together, not stupidly fight each other for the mindless entertainment of idiot onlookers.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:29 AM)

Why would two good guys fight each other? What are they fighting over?

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:28 AM)

I never understood these "who would win in a fight between two good guys" discussions. They make no sense to me.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 August 2020 - 04:17 PM)

If G1 had continued we'd have had Starscream back in spirit - through Krunk, Snapdragons partner and possibly Skullcruncher unless he was mute.

@  Bass X0 : (02 August 2020 - 12:28 PM)

There are some decent impersonators in fandubs though.

@  -LittleAutob... : (02 August 2020 - 10:45 AM)

The only true Starscream voices are Steve Blum and Chris Latta, hands down.

@  Sabrblade : (02 August 2020 - 10:14 AM)

Why they didn't have Scott McNeil voicing that Starscream, when he was the one who had imitated Chris Latta when he voiced Cobra Commander in the DiC G.I. Joe cartoon, is beyond me.

@  wonko the sane? : (02 August 2020 - 09:57 AM)

Say what you will, that was an awesome scene.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 August 2020 - 08:36 AM)

Beast Wars Starsream "I am AIR COMMANDER Starscream of the DECEPTICON BATTLEFLEET!"

@  Nevermore : (02 August 2020 - 07:02 AM)

I liked TF: Prime Starscream.

@  -LittleAutob... : (01 August 2020 - 08:36 PM)

Hearing Starscream's screechy voice in Cyberverse has to be the most annoying thing ever in Transformers. Even his G1 voice wasn't as bad. :doh

@  -LittleAutob... : (01 August 2020 - 08:35 PM)

KUP!

@  Sabrblade : (01 August 2020 - 04:58 PM)

Urkel!

@  TheMightyMol... : (01 August 2020 - 03:16 PM)

Steeeeeeeeve.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (01 August 2020 - 02:57 AM)

LEEEROOOOOOOOY! jhenkenz...

@  Hg Dragon : (01 August 2020 - 01:21 AM)

Candleja-

@  Sabrblade : (31 July 2020 - 11:02 PM)

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

@  Echowarrior : (31 July 2020 - 10:18 PM)

Spongebob!


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#21 Fnu Aw

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:16 PM

Grandus is a super robot.


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#22 unluckiness

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:22 PM

A super fat one

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#23 San of the Dead

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:22 PM

YOOOOOOOO
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#24 2019

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:28 PM

 

 

And at the core what robot isn't secretly a sex robot.

 

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This one. This one is definitely not a sex robot. 

 

Alternately:

 

I detect some kinks in your plan.

I mean... it looks like it can have different attachments....

 

 

Unfortunately it's way too strong and you can't program those things to adjust on the fly. Trying to use one would just end up with your genitals ripped off/out and you bleeding on the floor, if it doesn't accidentally cave your head in while moving around of course.

 

I'm not joking about that last part.


if you can see this, i apologize for the above tweet, i was young and stupid and had nothing of value to say. please support lgbtq rights and listen to women's voices. that's all that really matters now. the right is evil, and should be opposed. thanks.


#25 San of the Dead

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:30 PM

I mean, I dunno what happens when YOU do the sexy time, but...
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#26 Copper Bezel

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:33 PM

Unfortunately it's way too strong and you can't program those things to adjust on the fly. Trying to use one would just end up with your genitals ripped off/out and you bleeding on the floor, if it doesn't accidentally cave your head in while moving around of course.

 

I'm not joking about that last part.

 

I imagine industrial robots have become somewhat safer since 1979.

 

Mostly considering your link showing the ensuing lawsuit in 1979 was decided against the company.  


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


#27 2019

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:35 PM

Oh, most certainly, however the point is they're massive heavy machines who can't match human sex moments which are imperfect and varied. They run on a preset set of movements, so it'll never line up pefectly with your dick/vagina and probably end up rupturing something.


if you can see this, i apologize for the above tweet, i was young and stupid and had nothing of value to say. please support lgbtq rights and listen to women's voices. that's all that really matters now. the right is evil, and should be opposed. thanks.


#28 The Doctor Who

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:39 PM

 

 

 

And at the core what robot isn't secretly a sex robot.

 

Ht73NVo.jpg

 

This one. This one is definitely not a sex robot. 

 

Alternately:

 

I detect some kinks in your plan.

I mean... it looks like it can have different attachments....

 

Unfortunately it's way too strong and you can't program those things to adjust on the fly. Trying to use one would just end up with your genitals ripped off/out and you bleeding on the floor, if it doesn't accidentally cave your head in while moving around of course.

 

I'm not joking about that last part.

I mean, I was going to add that, realistically speaking, such machines wouldn't be designed for such small, precise and gentle motions, but I figured, nah, people will get that it's a joke and no one would actually think that using manufacturing equipment for sexual activity was an idea that I personally advocated or even remotely sane/reasonable.

 

But now, thanks to your heroic pedantry, that chance, however remote has been eradicated.

 

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#29 San of the Dead

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:41 PM

I feel like this is going to be my most successful thread this year
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#30 Copper Bezel

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:55 PM

Hey guys, I found a slightly larger and inexplicably not any clearer image in which it's nonetheless possible to make out the text in that warning label on the front.

 

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Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


#31 San of the Dead

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 11:00 PM

No filthy machine is gonna tell me how to live my life
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Posted 08 February 2017 - 11:07 PM

we know how to treat machine-trons in PA *hoists up the corpse of the hitchhiking robot that philly kicked to death a year ago*



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Posted 08 February 2017 - 11:29 PM

Kiss me, Chromedome!

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#34 Fnu Aw

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 11:59 PM

A super fat one

I always imagine he fights like Sammo Hung.

 

When he runs out of ammo, that is.


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Posted 09 February 2017 - 12:01 AM

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#36 San of the Dead

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Posted 09 February 2017 - 01:32 AM

Would not clang
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Posted 09 February 2017 - 02:03 AM

it has laser sights. for your pleasure. 



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Posted 09 February 2017 - 02:31 AM

 

 

 

 

And at the core what robot isn't secretly a sex robot.

 

Ht73NVo.jpg

 

This one. This one is definitely not a sex robot. 

 

Alternately:

 

I detect some kinks in your plan.

I mean... it looks like it can have different attachments....

 

Unfortunately it's way too strong and you can't program those things to adjust on the fly. Trying to use one would just end up with your genitals ripped off/out and you bleeding on the floor, if it doesn't accidentally cave your head in while moving around of course.

 

I'm not joking about that last part.

I mean, I was going to add that, realistically speaking, such machines wouldn't be designed for such small, precise and gentle motions, but I figured, nah, people will get that it's a joke and no one would actually think that using manufacturing equipment for sexual activity was an idea that I personally advocated or even remotely sane/reasonable.

 

But now, thanks to your heroic pedantry, that chance, however remote has been eradicated.

 

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Oh, I just wanted a chance to link to one of my favourite wikipedia pages, Robert Williams (robot fatality).


if you can see this, i apologize for the above tweet, i was young and stupid and had nothing of value to say. please support lgbtq rights and listen to women's voices. that's all that really matters now. the right is evil, and should be opposed. thanks.


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Posted 09 February 2017 - 07:21 AM

*follows link from that page to Kenji Urada, another man killed by a machine* Welp, that's a horrible way to go. At least Williams died instantly.

#40 The Doctor Who

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Posted 09 February 2017 - 08:51 AM

Robert Williams: Robot Fatality, starting next week on CBS!

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