LOL. It was just a joke. Mind you I had been saving that one since it happened...
I think I only had a dozen or so posts, anyway. No hard feelings.
EDIT: And, um...we might've jumped the gun?
Now the rep is saying the subscriptions were just temporarily offline. Don't know what to think now.
Edited by ZakuConvoy, 17 January 2017 - 10:48 PM.