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@  Paladin : (22 July 2019 - 05:46 PM)

meanwhile some of us are trying to calculate if they'll have a spare forty bucks at the end of the week for some food...

@  unluckiness : (22 July 2019 - 07:20 AM)

At least I can see where the 600 US bucks is going in this case. The MP line looks more ridiculous by the day.

@  Maximus Ambus : (22 July 2019 - 07:09 AM)

It's ridiculous. I'll stick to Armadacron

@  unluckiness : (22 July 2019 - 06:13 AM)

If anything, shipping is going to make the actual toy's price look affordable.

@  Pennpenn : (22 July 2019 - 02:28 AM)

Its like, $550 ish in US money (so probably about $800 for my Australian self) and is taller than TR Fort Max. He's gonna be a hefty boy.

@  TM2-Megatron : (21 July 2019 - 10:05 PM)

Damn, that Unicron looks big. Not gonna be cheap

@  wonko the sane? : (21 July 2019 - 09:09 PM)

"By the way, your landlord called. Something about being late with the rent."

@  Nevermore : (21 July 2019 - 04:09 PM)

"Hi there, I'm Unicron. Your husband ordered me."

@  unluckiness : (21 July 2019 - 09:04 AM)

"Perhaps I misjudged you. Proceed on your way to the couch."

@  Donocropolis : (21 July 2019 - 07:33 AM)

I'm just afraid of what my wife would do to me if it showed up at our door.

@  TheMightyMol... : (21 July 2019 - 01:23 AM)

Giant Robot Satan has that effect on people.

@  Ashley : (21 July 2019 - 12:31 AM)

So, I might not be able to get Hasbro Pulse Unicron because my mother is afraid of it

@  Pennpenn : (20 July 2019 - 09:58 PM)

But that's neither here nor there.

@  TheMightyMol... : (20 July 2019 - 06:57 PM)

Six of one, half-dozen of the other.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (20 July 2019 - 05:13 PM)

Both maybe?

@  Benbot : (20 July 2019 - 04:44 PM)

Do you need a criminal lawyer or a criminal, lawyer.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (20 July 2019 - 10:40 AM)

I don't suppose the allspark has any criminal lawyers from Georgia. ;P

@  NotVeryKnightly : (19 July 2019 - 01:17 PM)

It seems like, with these kind of things, anything not TF-specific is either in an existing thread or just not discussed since they're not part of something deemed important enough to get its own thread already.

@  Benbot : (19 July 2019 - 12:45 PM)

Yeah, but it's for Transformers specifically

@  Gryllid : (19 July 2019 - 12:39 PM)

There is. It's called "SDCC 2019 thread"

@  Benbot : (19 July 2019 - 12:24 PM)

no general SDCC thread?

@  Benbot : (19 July 2019 - 12:08 PM)

I never even bothered to see it.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (19 July 2019 - 10:30 AM)

O never hated it, the whole thing was an Indiana Jones movie. I didn't care for the CGI, but that's just nature of the beast.

@  Paladin : (19 July 2019 - 07:58 AM)

sidebar- has enough time passed that we can stop irrationally hating "Crystal Skull" yet?

@  Telly : (18 July 2019 - 09:18 PM)

after 38 years and i dont know how many viewings, today is the first time i noticed indiana jones doesnt use a revolver in the bar fight in raiders...

@  Kalidor : (18 July 2019 - 05:33 PM)

@Sabrblade Depends on when you're here. I used to have the backups happen once daily, now I have them happen once per hour so you might often see a hesitation at the top of every hour for 30-45 seconds.

@  Locoman : (18 July 2019 - 05:11 PM)

isn't that just Modern Family

@  Foffy : (18 July 2019 - 04:45 PM)

that's right. my gym teacher is a clown. new series coming to disney channel next fall

@  Foffy : (18 July 2019 - 04:44 PM)

all these clowns are making me run really fast.

@  Sabrblade : (18 July 2019 - 12:10 PM)

All this awesome SDCC news is really making these boards run slowly.

@  Bass X0 : (18 July 2019 - 07:54 AM)

Racism must be stopped. No matter the cost.

@  MEDdMI : (18 July 2019 - 07:49 AM)

Tine to stop buttering it up.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (17 July 2019 - 09:43 PM)

Well shucks.

@  ▲ndrusi : (17 July 2019 - 08:14 PM)

The joke is a husk of its former self.

@  Paladin : (17 July 2019 - 01:15 PM)

Pop.

@  Shrug : (17 July 2019 - 10:15 AM)

Something something... corn bread?

@  MEDdMI : (17 July 2019 - 07:21 AM)

Ok, ok. Enough of the puns and let's all thank Kal for the amaizeing job he did.

@  Paladin : (17 July 2019 - 06:24 AM)

by now I think this jokes' been creamed.

@  Nevermore : (17 July 2019 - 03:31 AM)

The kernel.

@  Nevermore : (17 July 2019 - 03:31 AM)

Who gives the orders in cybernetic warfare?

@  unluckiness : (16 July 2019 - 09:59 PM)

Zea mays

@  Xellos : (16 July 2019 - 09:53 PM)

Isn't that a kernel of truth.

@  Paladin : (16 July 2019 - 08:43 PM)

huh. suddenly the Squawk is popping.

@  TheMightyMol... : (16 July 2019 - 07:47 PM)

Not placing much stalk in this conversation.

@  Nevermore : (16 July 2019 - 06:22 PM)

That's so corny.

@  Shrug : (16 July 2019 - 06:07 PM)

It's absurd how happy I am that a post of mine made the front page of Reddit.

@  TheMightyMol... : (16 July 2019 - 05:46 PM)

Aww, shucks.

@  TriBlurr : (16 July 2019 - 05:45 PM)

Not till I taste the corn

@  Kalidor : (16 July 2019 - 05:43 PM)

You guys aren't being very nice. You're supposed to tell me I did "good, really good!"

@  TheMightyMol... : (16 July 2019 - 05:40 PM)

Just don't go beyond the rows.


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#1401 Devcon

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 12:36 PM

A wild DEVASTATOR appears!

DEVASTATOR uses DISMEMBER

It's super effective!
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#1402 Fishbug

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 12:38 PM

Megatron is the Raul Julia of this series.  He's the only one who seems to be aware that he's featuring in a train wreck and has just decided to have some fun and enjoy the ham.


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#1403 ▲ndrusi

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 12:38 PM

-God, how I hate noble Starscream. It's pure fanwank trash.


Hate on this version of SS all you want but I don't get how it's fanwank.
 
Fanwank would have been him repeating lines verbatim from TF:TM or the G1 'toon, since those are the fans that Hasbro is supposedly wanking with this production.

Making irredeemable villain (who was villainous on his own, no dark side spell of any sort to be broken) into a noble hero is fanwank.

...what do you think "fanwank" means? :???

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 12:39 PM

don't make the mistress of flame tap her hammer at you fifteen more times, windblade



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Posted 30 August 2016 - 12:46 PM


Fall of Cybertron will blow your mind. That is all.

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 12:54 PM

Jokes aside, the sound design is appalling and is only getting worse.



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Posted 30 August 2016 - 12:58 PM

Megatron is the Raul Julia of this series.  He's the only one who seems to be aware that he's featuring in a train wreck and has just decided to have some fun and enjoy the ham.

 

EACH MEGATRON DOLLAR WILL BE WORTH FIVE SHANIX, FOR THAT IS THE EXCHANGE RATE THAT THE BANK OF IACON WILL IMPLEMENT WHEN I KIDNAP EMIRATE XAARON


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:00 PM

Jokes aside, the sound design is appalling and is only getting worse.

 

I think they chose a bunch of stock machine noises and played them through a desk fan.


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:03 PM

A wild DEVASTATOR appears!

DEVASTATOR uses DISMEMBER

It's super effective!

He was also super quiet to somehow get underneath the building and surprise everyone, did Megatron on their way to the building say to OP "I just got to go and make a quick phone call, I'll be right back in a nano second?" (goes off and calls Scrapper and has him and his team do some digging!)


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:07 PM

 

 

 

-God, how I hate noble Starscream. It's pure fanwank trash.


Hate on this version of SS all you want but I don't get how it's fanwank.
 
Fanwank would have been him repeating lines verbatim from TF:TM or the G1 'toon, since those are the fans that Hasbro is supposedly wanking with this production.

 

Making irredeemable villain (who was villainous on his own, no dark side spell of any sort to be broken) into a noble hero is fanwank.

 

...what do you think "fanwank" means? :???

 

Crap that makes perfect sense only to fanboys/fangirls.
 



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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:10 PM

GET TO THE COMBINERS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER!


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#1412 Walky

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:10 PM

and calling each other nerds



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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:14 PM

Jokes aside, the sound design is appalling and is only getting worse.

as long as we don't return to Menasor level appalling, its fine by me.


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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:15 PM

TRANSFORMERS: COMBINER NAME-CALLING CONTESTS

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:16 PM

Crap that makes perfect sense only to fanboys/fangirls.


But this particular thing doesn't.

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:17 PM

 

Megatron is the Raul Julia of this series.  He's the only one who seems to be aware that he's featuring in a train wreck and has just decided to have some fun and enjoy the ham.

EACH MEGATRON DOLLAR WILL BE WORTH FIVE SHANIX, FOR THAT IS THE EXCHANGE RATE THAT THE BANK OF IACON WILL IMPLEMENT WHEN I KIDNAP EMIRATE XAARON

For that to happen, we need Hasbro to remember that Emirate Xaaron actually exists. Even James Roberts and Nick Roche don't care for him and they were Marvel UK fans!


Edited by Bass X0, 30 August 2016 - 01:20 PM.

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#1417 ▲ndrusi

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:25 PM

-God, how I hate noble Starscream. It's pure fanwank trash.


Hate on this version of SS all you want but I don't get how it's fanwank.
 
Fanwank would have been him repeating lines verbatim from TF:TM or the G1 'toon, since those are the fans that Hasbro is supposedly wanking with this production.

Making irredeemable villain (who was villainous on his own, no dark side spell of any sort to be broken) into a noble hero is fanwank.

...what do you think "fanwank" means? :???

Crap that makes perfect sense only to fanboys/fangirls.

So literally the exact opposite of this situation, where only someone familiar with Starscream's (assumed) history would see a problem in the first place.

(I am also pretty sure that isn't at all what "fanwank" means but I have learned my lesson about expecting people to go by the actual meanings of words.)

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:26 PM

Got a few genuine laughs out of that.

 

O-oh wait, it's not supposed to be a comedy? Still, hilarious.

 

Good thing for Prime and co that literally no-one else lives on Cybertron to oppose them!



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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:32 PM

GET TO THE COMBINERS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER!

 

Maybe next week or the week after we "might" have Devestator vs Victorion! I want to know, exactly how does one kill a combiner, shouldn't the death of the central bot trigger a release and let the other bots go?


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#1420 Spark

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:32 PM

I kind of want the writers to justify the lack of everybody else on Cybertron as "Combiners done killed everyone and the ones that didn't got turned into more permanently combined Combiners.  Long story short, Windblade killed everyone ever."

 

Actually, considering this series' premise of permanently-combined-into-a-single-being-Combiners-as-a-new-race, it would have been a much more interesting story if Windblade were trying to figure out how to de-combine everyone instead of just outright kill them all.


Edited by Spark, 30 August 2016 - 01:35 PM.

Fall of Cybertron will blow your mind. That is all.



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