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@  Sabrblade : (07 August 2020 - 08:50 AM)

Think of it as Adam West Batman instead. ;)

@  wonko the sane? : (07 August 2020 - 07:49 AM)

That sounds more like the flash, or maybe booster gold than batman.

@  Sabrblade : (07 August 2020 - 12:27 AM)

They would get bored fighting each other and instead decide to take an epic cross-country road trip together.

@  RichardT1977 : (06 August 2020 - 08:57 PM)

What would happen if Batman were to fight Squirrel Girl?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 August 2020 - 09:03 PM)

Unless you count the Mask vs Lobo special, but that's less a duel and more a duet.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 August 2020 - 08:52 PM)

My favorite crossover fight was Thor vs Shazam/Captain Marvel. Early in the fight, Thor discovers that Billy Batson needs lightning to transform, and being a god of lightning he simply denies him that.

@  Sabrblade : (04 August 2020 - 08:46 PM)

Let's see a fight between Death Battle and Super Power Beat Down

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 August 2020 - 06:15 PM)

Which Lobo later claimed was because he was paid to take a dive. Yes, really.

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 August 2020 - 06:15 PM)

And then there's the times it's been decided by a fan vote, which is how we get things like Lobo (who can go toe-to-toe with Superman at full strength) losing to Wolverine.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:49 PM)

And then there are the "but my favorite characater will totes win because I say so" people.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:49 PM)

I mean, there are some people who really approach this from a somewhat reasonable standpoint, coming up with a plausible scenario and a setting that creates a fair environment that doesn't favor one character.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:46 PM)

My favorite stupid "why would they even fight each other" question recently was about three versions of Optimus Prime (G1, Bayverse and Aligned).

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:45 PM)

Batman obviously can beat everyone. Even Galactus. He's Batman. He's so smart, he'll just throw a Batarang and hit the weak spot at Galactus's forehead, knocking him out instantaneously.

@  wonko the sane? : (04 August 2020 - 11:37 AM)

It's almost like all drama is just manufactured pissing contests to keep us all entertained and distracted. :p

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (04 August 2020 - 10:16 AM)

Or they could go White Ranger vs Scorpion route and have both win. ;P

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:35 AM)

Besides, we all know the answer is nearly always "they fight to a standstill and then team up against a common enemy."

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:29 AM)

The best way to prove this is to give an example where the match is really lopsided in favor of one character but in popularity they're either evenly matched or the weaker one is more popular.

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:27 AM)

The "who would win in a fight" discussions are really just people trying to make "which one's better" into something you can theoretically measure objectively, usually in a very specific way they think they've predetermined their favorite will win.

@  Otaku : (04 August 2020 - 02:01 AM)

@Nevermore So... you're saying you didn't like DC Versus Marvel/Marvel Versus DC?

@  Steevy Maximus : (03 August 2020 - 06:59 PM)

So, what happened to Hasbro's Zoids relaunch? An English dub, some stuff in southeast Asia, and now a game coming in October? That it?

@  wonko the sane? : (03 August 2020 - 10:46 AM)

Tidal wave, cause shooting water gets you nowhere.

@  Darth Gonzo : (03 August 2020 - 09:57 AM)

Who would win Tidal Wave or Broadside?

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 August 2020 - 08:17 AM)

Btw Happy birthday to those people in the box to the right \o/

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 August 2020 - 08:16 AM)

The bottom line is obvious. It makes no literal sense to fight someone on your faction. :/

@  wonko the sane? : (03 August 2020 - 06:14 AM)

That's because you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to just stack skills and ability against each other. It's not the palace of doom, it's an episode of american gladiators.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:32 AM)

The only obvious winners of such a fight would be the bad guys.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:29 AM)

And what does it even matter? They should work together, not stupidly fight each other for the mindless entertainment of idiot onlookers.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:29 AM)

Why would two good guys fight each other? What are they fighting over?

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:28 AM)

I never understood these "who would win in a fight between two good guys" discussions. They make no sense to me.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 August 2020 - 04:17 PM)

If G1 had continued we'd have had Starscream back in spirit - through Krunk, Snapdragons partner and possibly Skullcruncher unless he was mute.

@  Bass X0 : (02 August 2020 - 12:28 PM)

There are some decent impersonators in fandubs though.

@  -LittleAutob... : (02 August 2020 - 10:45 AM)

The only true Starscream voices are Steve Blum and Chris Latta, hands down.

@  Sabrblade : (02 August 2020 - 10:14 AM)

Why they didn't have Scott McNeil voicing that Starscream, when he was the one who had imitated Chris Latta when he voiced Cobra Commander in the DiC G.I. Joe cartoon, is beyond me.

@  wonko the sane? : (02 August 2020 - 09:57 AM)

Say what you will, that was an awesome scene.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 August 2020 - 08:36 AM)

Beast Wars Starsream "I am AIR COMMANDER Starscream of the DECEPTICON BATTLEFLEET!"

@  Nevermore : (02 August 2020 - 07:02 AM)

I liked TF: Prime Starscream.

@  -LittleAutob... : (01 August 2020 - 08:36 PM)

Hearing Starscream's screechy voice in Cyberverse has to be the most annoying thing ever in Transformers. Even his G1 voice wasn't as bad. :doh

@  -LittleAutob... : (01 August 2020 - 08:35 PM)

KUP!

@  Sabrblade : (01 August 2020 - 04:58 PM)

Urkel!

@  TheMightyMol... : (01 August 2020 - 03:16 PM)

Steeeeeeeeve.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (01 August 2020 - 02:57 AM)

LEEEROOOOOOOOY! jhenkenz...

@  Hg Dragon : (01 August 2020 - 01:21 AM)

Candleja-

@  Sabrblade : (31 July 2020 - 11:02 PM)

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

@  Echowarrior : (31 July 2020 - 10:18 PM)

Spongebob!

@  TheMightyMol... : (31 July 2020 - 05:13 PM)

KHAAAAAAAN

@  PlutoniumBoss : (31 July 2020 - 03:04 PM)

Bueller? Bueller?

@  Jet : (31 July 2020 - 11:31 AM)

DONKEY!

@  Maximus Ambus : (31 July 2020 - 06:55 AM)

Spanner

@  Xaaron : (31 July 2020 - 06:49 AM)

Jetstorm

@  Nevermore : (31 July 2020 - 05:33 AM)

Tankor


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#1 Foffy

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:04 PM

Cheese is just chewy milk.

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:06 PM

ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light? failing that ever mambo'd with logicron at sunset? 



#3 Foffy

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:10 PM

ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

No

failing that ever mambo'd with logicron at sunset?

I kicked him into a pit filled with poisonous hamsters. Does that count?

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:14 PM

So Foffy, does a sheep do anything besides eat grass all day and get chased by cute little dogs?



#5 Foffy

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:21 PM

So Foffy, does a sheep do anything besides eat grass all day and get chased by cute little dogs?

Look, I already said that I had nothing with that man's death, or the death of every single one of his relatives.

In fact, I don't even know what you're talking about. What man? Bite marks, you say? Why no, I would never do such a thing!

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:22 PM

why?


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#7 Foffy

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:25 PM

why?


Because on the seventh tuesday of every month, dinosaurs temporarily stop being extinct for 24 hours.

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:26 PM

If you're a sheep, why is your picture a red panda?



#9 Foffy

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:32 PM

If you're a sheep, why is your picture a red panda?

Because red pandas are super cute.

Plus, I'm not just an ordinary sheep. I'm a mechanical sheep built by aliens to slaughter all of humanity who got addicted to the internet and has been putting off slaughtering humanity ever since. There aren't many pictures of those.

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:36 PM

i like sheep

 

how are you?



#11 Foffy

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:39 PM

i like sheep
 
how are you?

Good. How about you?

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 06:41 PM

i'm good



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Posted 30 March 2016 - 08:54 PM

Where are you from, what sort of upbringing did you have, what sort of work do you do, what are your interests?


if you can see this, i apologize for the above tweet, i was young and stupid and had nothing of value to say. please support lgbtq rights and listen to women's voices. that's all that really matters now. the right is evil, and should be opposed. thanks.


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Posted 30 March 2016 - 08:59 PM

Come up with a question to this answer.

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 09:28 PM

Why not do school? Do you have some horrifying school stories?

Wanna compare?

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#16 Foffy

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 09:39 PM

Where are you from

I'm from the southwestern U.S. I won't get any more specific than that, but I will tell you that I moved from what state to another when I was 8. I still live in the Southwestern U.S. (It's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I realize that literally anyone on the internet could see this, and I don't trust every person on the internet. I hope you understand.)

what sort of upbringing did you have

I lived with my parents for most of my childhood, but they later got separated. They still talk to each other, and they both live in the same town, but in different houses. I'm an only child, but I used to have family members around the same age as me before I moved, so they were a lot like siblings. (I mean, they're still there, I just don't get to see them as much anymore.)

what sort of work do you do

I'm still in high school, and I don't have a job yet, so none really. I guess you could count schoolwork, though.


what are your interests?

Well, Transformers, but that's kind of obvious. Besides that, I like Marvel Comics, despite not really keeping up with them. I used to read collections of old comics that my local library had, though; my favorites were the late-60s to early-70s Spider-Man comics. Between that and me reading the old Marvel Transformers comics by way of trade paperback, I ended up being nostalgic about comics that were made long before I was born.

I do like the Marvel movies, and I have been keeping up with those. Daredevil and Jessica Jones, too. I haven't gotten around to the latest season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., but I watched the first two.

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 09:41 PM

Come up with a question to this answer.


Umm...umm...umm...banana?

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 09:44 PM

Have you ever danced with the devil in the-

ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light? failing that ever mambo'd with logicron at sunset?


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#19 Foffy

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 09:55 PM

Why not do school?

School is the flurry of the blows that keeps you off-balance while life prepares the big ol' sucker punch known as the real world, that's why.

Do you have some horrifying school stories?

Well, one time there was a fire in a bathroom and everyone had to sit outside for like an hour. I didn't spread out across the entire school, thankfully, but we were stuck outside the school for a while and it was nerve-wracking wondering what was going on.

The generally-accepted theory around school was that the fire was the result of someone, partaking in... erm...unsavory substances, and being careless while doing so. However, I only recieved such information second-hand, so I don't know if that's actually what happened.

Wanna compare?

Not if it means drawing a venn diagram. I hate having to squeeze my horrible handwriting into such tiny spaces.

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#20 Fnu Aw

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 10:47 PM

School is the flurry of the blows that keeps you off-balance while life prepares the big ol' sucker punch known as the real world, that's why.

Good answer.

Well, one time there was a fire in a bathroom and everyone had to sit outside for like an hour. I didn't spread out across the entire school, thankfully, but we were stuck outside the school for a while and it was nerve-wracking wondering what was going on.

The generally-accepted theory around school was that the fire was the result of someone, partaking in... erm...unsavory substances, and being careless while doing so. However, I only recieved such information second-hand, so I don't know if that's actually what happened.

My school (which should be legendary around here by now, and I'm sure you'll find out why) twice had fires that did spread across the school. Didn't happen while I was there, but the incidents were well documented. Both times, the fire was determined to be caused by the cooking in the cafeteria. I tasted the food, so I'm not surprised.

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