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@  TheMightyMol... : (28 February 2021 - 09:39 AM)

The US election? *rimshot*
@  Paladin : (28 February 2021 - 09:19 AM)

WHICH 2016 clown panic?
@  NotVeryKnightly : (28 February 2021 - 07:22 AM)

Didn't that come right after the 2016 clown panic? No way to make clowns not disturbing at the time, surely.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (28 February 2021 - 04:26 AM)

The clown guise is supposed to lure kids in, it's no good if it looks sus in one glance.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (28 February 2021 - 04:15 AM)

The new one tries too hard to be unsettling from the start. Curry's look is just a plain old clown, until he very much is not.
@  PlutoniumBoss : (28 February 2021 - 04:14 AM)

And Curry has a far more disturbing look at times than the newbie.
@  Sabrblade : (28 February 2021 - 02:22 AM)

And the original was a showcase of Tim Curry's delightfulness as an actor. 'Nuff said.
@  unluckiness : (27 February 2021 - 10:19 PM)

first one was a decent horror flick but the second was a mess plotwise and even the scares were worse
@  tigerhawk : (27 February 2021 - 04:57 PM)

Never understood the hype for the IT movies, too many floppy zombie chases, They're not in the least unsettling.
@  Maruten : (25 February 2021 - 06:00 PM)

It's better than the last one!
@  Steevy Maximus : (25 February 2021 - 11:30 AM)

The new Wizards of the Coast logo looks stupid
@  Steevy Maximus : (25 February 2021 - 11:29 AM)

It's really rather shocking watching the Investor Day presentation and seeing how much Hasbro actually owns now.
@  -LittleAutob... : (25 February 2021 - 10:26 AM)

If everyone had COMMON SENSE, then things would maybe go a little better-
@  repowers : (24 February 2021 - 05:33 PM)

If everyone would just have the exact same opinions as me then we wouldn't have this problem
@  Kalidor : (24 February 2021 - 01:49 PM)

It just depends on what it is. It is preferable to take it to P&R though. But sometimes current news as it's happening is less restrictive.
@  fourteenwings : (24 February 2021 - 12:18 AM)

Huh, good point (x3)
@  ▲ndrusi : (23 February 2021 - 11:46 AM)

Yeah. 1. People treat it like Twitter. 2. There's no "take it to P&R" since there's no P&R for the Shoutbox. 3. There's similarly no way to avoid either subjects or people in the Shoutbox since there's no division and it doesn't respect the ignore function, so people end up engaging when they normally wouldn't.
@  fourteenwings : (23 February 2021 - 10:56 AM)

Is there something about the Shoutbox that just means we get politics taking over the thing at least once a week?
@  wonko the sane? : (23 February 2021 - 08:26 AM)

At least your government is willing to talk about the collapsing medicare system. In quebec, their ignoring it in favour of talking about language again! Oh, and unconstitutionally denying access to eduction.
@  Shockwave 75 : (23 February 2021 - 07:52 AM)

At least here in my home province of Ontario we have a conservative gov't who doesn't want to cuz $$$$, but the argument is that they'll end up paying in medical care anyways for those sick people so why not?
@  Shockwave 75 : (23 February 2021 - 07:51 AM)

We have paid sick leave here in Canada too, but it's not very much and not everyone has it. So we're trying to get the gov't to extend it, and give it to everyone.
@  Nevermore : (23 February 2021 - 02:23 AM)

The only reason people still go to work despite being sick is because they feel emotionally obliged to serve their employer.
@  Nevermore : (23 February 2021 - 02:20 AM)

Some people abuse the system by somehow getting sick with a different plague every five weeks.
@  Nevermore : (23 February 2021 - 02:20 AM)

Those six weeks are out of the employer's pocket by legal mandate. If you're still sick after those six weeks, the health insurance company takes over the payment.
@  Nevermore : (23 February 2021 - 02:19 AM)

That's the good thing in Germany - we have legally mandated paid sick days. Six weeks (!) for a single cause (consecutive or recurring, as long as it's the same cause; reinfections long after the fact don't count), Everytime the employee gets sick with a new cause, another six weeks start.
@  tigerhawk : (22 February 2021 - 04:48 PM)

That's how my family got sick, my brothers a teacher, he has a class for expelled students, they gave full attendance these past few lockdowns out of sheer boredom, they can turn in sick and break isolation and he nor the other staff, who also got sick, couldn't do anything about it.
@  TM2-Megatron : (22 February 2021 - 03:03 PM)

Yeah, pretty sure the only reason people don't stay home when they're sick is that the vast majority of society lives paycheque to paycheque, and they can't afford even one missed day of work.
@  -LittleAutob... : (22 February 2021 - 11:27 AM)

That's unfortunate... I know masks can be annoying, but I think not being able to breath comfortably for a while is better than actually having the virus and not being able to breath at all. bUt Oh, pEoPLe dOn'T bELiVe ThE dAmN vIrUs Is rEaL
@  wonko the sane? : (22 February 2021 - 08:28 AM)

Hahahaha! Oh, you're serious. Yeah, no one is going to do that. Far too many are in positions where they simply cannot afford the time off, and most of the rest are the kind who won't wear the mask in a global pandemic, never mind when they alone have the sniffles.
@  Shockwave 75 : (22 February 2021 - 08:20 AM)

I just hope a take-away from this will be for people to stay home when they're sick, and if they have to go out, wear a mask so as not to spread their illness.
@  TM2-Megatron : (21 February 2021 - 08:25 PM)

I think it's mostly the masking that's kept the flu season down so much, and that's unlikely to be kept up for that long. I'm sure there'll be some people who keep wearing masks for years after this, but I suspect a larger number are anticipating people able to toss them once vaccinations are complete.
@  wonko the sane? : (21 February 2021 - 05:27 PM)

Same in canada. Doctors report it to be basically non-existant. I kinda hope they keep some stuff up after everyone is vaccinated. Like hand sanitizer at store entrances, and actually cleaning the shopping carts.
@  tigerhawk : (21 February 2021 - 05:17 PM)

On the plus side cold and flu cases are down 80% this winter thanks to lockdowns, or at least that's the case in the UK.
@  Hg Dragon : (21 February 2021 - 04:37 PM)

This is quite possibly the most miserable i have ever felt.
@  Hg Dragon : (21 February 2021 - 04:37 PM)

i'll be nice and not bypass the cupcake monkey, but COVID can *bleep* itself in the *bleeping* *bleeper* with a *bleeping* cactus.
@  tigerhawk : (21 February 2021 - 02:39 AM)

He only appeared the once in the US comics and got one follow up in the UK comic. He never suffered badass decay like Omega Supreme and the combiners.
@  Rycochet : (19 February 2021 - 05:15 PM)

Trypticon's debut issues in the marvel comic were the absolute best 'To sell a toy' comics of the book.
@  tigerhawk : (19 February 2021 - 03:04 AM)

Then the audience goes "This was a stealth Transformers film wannit!"
@  tigerhawk : (19 February 2021 - 03:03 AM)

Godzilla vs Trypticon, co written by Christina Hobson and Max Borenstein.
@  Bass X0 : (19 February 2021 - 01:36 AM)

I now want G1 Grimlock to transform into Mecha Godzilla.
@  Steevy Maximus : (17 February 2021 - 04:23 PM)

I preferred Rush when Midway made it.
@  Bass X0 : (17 February 2021 - 03:13 PM)

The best Rush comes from Canada.
@  ▲ndrusi : (17 February 2021 - 02:54 PM)

In *other* wonderful and fantastic news, guess whose Kingdom Cheetor and Paleotrex FINALLY arrived today?
@  Bass X0 : (16 February 2021 - 03:07 PM)

yeah, its a good show. watch as much as you can.
@  tigerhawk : (16 February 2021 - 04:58 AM)

Goodnight Sweethearts turned out to be a gem, I only knew Nicholas Lyndhurst in Only Fools and Horses but never saw this show before.
@  Bass X0 : (15 February 2021 - 04:07 PM)

Then we got Ultra Magnus, Fortress Maximus, Dai Atlas, Megatron, Galvatron, Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp and Banzai-Tron in Alternity...
@  Sabrblade : (15 February 2021 - 12:04 PM)

Heh, that new Binaltech comic that Ichikawa wrote for one of the Japanese Generations books even had the other Dinobots make fun of Grimlock for his "Autobot Car" body.
@  wonko the sane? : (15 February 2021 - 12:03 PM)

They got that rescue bot grimlock that turns into a motorcycle. That's... pretty neat...
@  Otaku : (15 February 2021 - 11:35 AM)

Just to make Grimlock feel more "wrong", they even highlight how his character just seems ill-suited for a sports car alternate mode in his own backstory.  Hindsight is 20/20, so I now wish they'd made a T-rex that transformed into a sportscar.  Still probably would have been as much or more of a pain to transform, but at least it'd feel more like Grimlock. :D
@  Rycochet : (13 February 2021 - 04:39 PM)

Some Alternators were fine, then you have Grimlock/Wheeljack, with three transformers worth of fiddly and a giant buttflap.

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Started by Whirl, Jan 06 2016 08:37 PM
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Best Answer Whirl, 05 January 2021 - 04:42 PM

So if anyone wants to ask my D&D characters Talis (Avariel Cleric) and Akane (Hobgoblin Monk) anything, I guess this thread can be for that now.

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"I do not see a gold bar..."

 

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#1501 Whirl

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Posted 05 January 2021 - 04:42 PM   Best Answer

So if anyone wants to ask my D&D characters Talis (Avariel Cleric) and Akane (Hobgoblin Monk) anything, I guess this thread can be for that now.

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"This place is weird, but at least there's a bar."

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"I do not see a gold bar..."

 


Edited by Whirl, 07 January 2021 - 10:54 PM.

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#1502 Caldwin

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Posted 05 January 2021 - 06:55 PM

So, if you're a player character, I'm guessing you're not a straight up demon. So...tiefling?


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#1503 Whirl

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Posted 05 January 2021 - 07:35 PM

"Hobgoblin. I'm a hobgoblin."


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#1504 Caldwin

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Posted 07 January 2021 - 03:35 PM

Does red skin keep you from getting sunburned?
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#1505 Whirl

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Posted 07 January 2021 - 06:05 PM

"Not really. I spent the day tanning when my friends and I were at the beach. I fell asleep and woke up with my skin being redder than usual. Thankfully my friend Talis is a cleric, so she healed me."

 

*adjusts author glasses* "Akane is from an alternate universe to the universe where Kaya lives. Talis and Auric are multiversal singularities, as they are the same souls reincarnated over and over across the multiverse, albeit with no memories of their past lives. In the universe Akane is from, Talis, Auric, Akane and the Furbolg Shaman/the team's adopted dad Fargas are the main heroes."


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#1506 Caldwin

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Posted 07 January 2021 - 07:34 PM

Can you break the fourth wall and contemplate your existence as an RP character made up by a humans imagination or are you still convinced you're real?
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#1507 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 07 January 2021 - 07:42 PM

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?


#1508 Whirl

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Posted 07 January 2021 - 08:07 PM

Can you break the fourth wall and contemplate your existence as an RP character made up by a humans imagination or are you still convinced you're real?

*opens mouth as if to say something, pauses, then megaton punches Static into the stratosphere*

 

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

"My friends and I fought a cult of devil worshippers once. They'd never seen a hobgoblin before and thought I was a devil they summoned. Then they tried to sacrifice Talis in my name. I couldn't let that happen, so Auric, Fargas and I kicked their asses."


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#1509 Caldwin

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Posted 07 January 2021 - 08:19 PM

Oof! Yeesh! Sensitive topic?
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#1510 Whirl

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Posted 07 January 2021 - 08:40 PM

"I know my friends and I are just characters created by the nerd running this thread, but dammit, we need something to do between D&D games."


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#1511 Whirl

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Posted 12 January 2021 - 08:17 PM

new akane art i commished from nutcaseart. now with more tattoos.

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#1512 Caldwin

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Posted 13 January 2021 - 09:23 AM

That's a lot of body art. Not judging, just curious how you do it. I can't stand needles and cringe every time I get a flu shot.
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#1513 Whirl

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Posted 22 January 2021 - 10:02 PM

So I got some art of my other D&D character, Talis.

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"I tried to look fierce. Did I succeed?"


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#1514 Whirl

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Posted 22 January 2021 - 10:46 PM

i feel like i should mention that when they posed for my current avatar talis had to stand on a wooden crate to get near face-level with akane

 

"What he's saying is that she's short."

 

*pouts angrily*


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Posted 23 January 2021 - 05:51 AM

Hey, nothing wrong with being short. Even for a pony I'm considered a runt.

Yeah, it's really too bad the bar doesn't have booster seats.

*grumble grumble*

So yeah. Supposed to ask a question. Talis, ever felt like killing your RPer?

*smirk*

Slowly?
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#1516 Whirl

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 01:53 PM

"Wh-what?! No! I do not like killing unless I have to to survive!"


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Posted 23 January 2021 - 02:48 PM

So does that mean we won't be seeing you at the bar?
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Posted 29 January 2021 - 02:17 PM

So I have a question for anyone who wants to answer.

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits?
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Posted 29 January 2021 - 03:27 PM

....not taking the bait. :D

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