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@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:49 PM)

And then there are the "but my favorite characater will totes win because I say so" people.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:49 PM)

I mean, there are some people who really approach this from a somewhat reasonable standpoint, coming up with a plausible scenario and a setting that creates a fair environment that doesn't favor one character.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:46 PM)

My favorite stupid "why would they even fight each other" question recently was about three versions of Optimus Prime (G1, Bayverse and Aligned).

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:45 PM)

Batman obviously can beat everyone. Even Galactus. He's Batman. He's so smart, he'll just throw a Batarang and hit the weak spot at Galactus's forehead, knocking him out instantaneously.

@  wonko the sane? : (04 August 2020 - 11:37 AM)

It's almost like all drama is just manufactured pissing contests to keep us all entertained and distracted. :p

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (04 August 2020 - 10:16 AM)

Or they could go White Ranger vs Scorpion route and have both win. ;P

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:35 AM)

Besides, we all know the answer is nearly always "they fight to a standstill and then team up against a common enemy."

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:29 AM)

The best way to prove this is to give an example where the match is really lopsided in favor of one character but in popularity they're either evenly matched or the weaker one is more popular.

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:27 AM)

The "who would win in a fight" discussions are really just people trying to make "which one's better" into something you can theoretically measure objectively, usually in a very specific way they think they've predetermined their favorite will win.

@  Otaku : (04 August 2020 - 02:01 AM)

@Nevermore So... you're saying you didn't like DC Versus Marvel/Marvel Versus DC?

@  Steevy Maximus : (03 August 2020 - 06:59 PM)

So, what happened to Hasbro's Zoids relaunch? An English dub, some stuff in southeast Asia, and now a game coming in October? That it?

@  wonko the sane? : (03 August 2020 - 10:46 AM)

Tidal wave, cause shooting water gets you nowhere.

@  Darth Gonzo : (03 August 2020 - 09:57 AM)

Who would win Tidal Wave or Broadside?

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 August 2020 - 08:17 AM)

Btw Happy birthday to those people in the box to the right \o/

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 August 2020 - 08:16 AM)

The bottom line is obvious. It makes no literal sense to fight someone on your faction. :/

@  wonko the sane? : (03 August 2020 - 06:14 AM)

That's because you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to just stack skills and ability against each other. It's not the palace of doom, it's an episode of american gladiators.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:32 AM)

The only obvious winners of such a fight would be the bad guys.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:29 AM)

And what does it even matter? They should work together, not stupidly fight each other for the mindless entertainment of idiot onlookers.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:29 AM)

Why would two good guys fight each other? What are they fighting over?

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:28 AM)

I never understood these "who would win in a fight between two good guys" discussions. They make no sense to me.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 August 2020 - 04:17 PM)

If G1 had continued we'd have had Starscream back in spirit - through Krunk, Snapdragons partner and possibly Skullcruncher unless he was mute.

@  Bass X0 : (02 August 2020 - 12:28 PM)

There are some decent impersonators in fandubs though.

@  -LittleAutob... : (02 August 2020 - 10:45 AM)

The only true Starscream voices are Steve Blum and Chris Latta, hands down.

@  Sabrblade : (02 August 2020 - 10:14 AM)

Why they didn't have Scott McNeil voicing that Starscream, when he was the one who had imitated Chris Latta when he voiced Cobra Commander in the DiC G.I. Joe cartoon, is beyond me.

@  wonko the sane? : (02 August 2020 - 09:57 AM)

Say what you will, that was an awesome scene.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 August 2020 - 08:36 AM)

Beast Wars Starsream "I am AIR COMMANDER Starscream of the DECEPTICON BATTLEFLEET!"

@  Nevermore : (02 August 2020 - 07:02 AM)

I liked TF: Prime Starscream.

@  -LittleAutob... : (01 August 2020 - 08:36 PM)

Hearing Starscream's screechy voice in Cyberverse has to be the most annoying thing ever in Transformers. Even his G1 voice wasn't as bad. :doh

@  -LittleAutob... : (01 August 2020 - 08:35 PM)

KUP!

@  Sabrblade : (01 August 2020 - 04:58 PM)

Urkel!

@  TheMightyMol... : (01 August 2020 - 03:16 PM)

Steeeeeeeeve.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (01 August 2020 - 02:57 AM)

LEEEROOOOOOOOY! jhenkenz...

@  Hg Dragon : (01 August 2020 - 01:21 AM)

Candleja-

@  Sabrblade : (31 July 2020 - 11:02 PM)

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

@  Echowarrior : (31 July 2020 - 10:18 PM)

Spongebob!

@  TheMightyMol... : (31 July 2020 - 05:13 PM)

KHAAAAAAAN

@  PlutoniumBoss : (31 July 2020 - 03:04 PM)

Bueller? Bueller?

@  Jet : (31 July 2020 - 11:31 AM)

DONKEY!

@  Maximus Ambus : (31 July 2020 - 06:55 AM)

Spanner

@  Xaaron : (31 July 2020 - 06:49 AM)

Jetstorm

@  Nevermore : (31 July 2020 - 05:33 AM)

Tankor

@  SG Roadbuster : (31 July 2020 - 04:44 AM)

Overrun

@  lastmaximal : (31 July 2020 - 01:33 AM)

Buckethead

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 July 2020 - 07:15 PM)

Now I wonder how many Transformers we can name with the fewest possible different names.

@  Nevermore : (30 July 2020 - 06:38 PM)

Ransack. That's like another 20 or so.

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 July 2020 - 06:18 PM)

"Prowl". There, that's at least fifteen.

@  Nevermore : (30 July 2020 - 06:15 PM)

Or do you want people to spam the Squawkbox with lists of 100 characters?

@  Nevermore : (30 July 2020 - 06:15 PM)

Oky, just one question: If I were to say "Yes, I could", how could you be sure I'm not lying?

@  Bass X0 : (30 July 2020 - 06:08 PM)

i don't go into people's threads that have no relevance to my interests just to be an ass by telling them that their comments and opinions are of no value just because they have no personal interest to me.

@  Bass X0 : (30 July 2020 - 06:06 PM)

i think one of us is misunderstanding what the squawkbox is actually for.


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#1 MEDdMI

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Posted 27 March 2015 - 08:58 PM

Too long has the Cheesecake Factory reigned. It is time for equality. It is time for....

 

BEEFCAKE!!!

*hits a giant lever and the Beefcake Factory whirs to life, big machine parts turning. Tasty beefcake of all shapes and sizes starts rolling off the conveyor belts*

 

But I will need your help, for the Factory is only just starting, and I have but a few samples to start us off on. I doubt we'll ever match the mass quantity of tec's bakery, but we'll make it up in quality! Feel free to post your own Beefcake.

 

A few notes/rules:

1.) Try to keep it to characters from TV, comics, etc, and not just random guys.

2.) Official art or fanart only. Please don't post Photoshop or pictures of real men. This is mostly just to keep it in parallel with tec's bakery.

3.) It's OK to post pics that happen to have girls in them, but the focus should be on the guys. All shapes and sizes are ok, not just bishies/pretty boys.

4.) Guys in drag, androgynous chars, and gender-bent versions of females chars are totally fine (though I would prefer if the chars identify as male and look more obviously male. I feel that chars that identify as female can go in tec's thread).

5.) Humanoid chars are ok (eg. androids, furries), but try to keep them a bit more on the sexy/human side, or it'll just be a "random male char" thread.

6.) Yaoi is fine but try to keep it tasteful/board safe.

 

Self-imposed rules (enforced for myself but no one else has to bother)

6.) Even though I have drawn my fair share of beefcake (and even cheesecake), I will not post my own art here, that feels like self-promotion to me. If anyone else wants to post my art however, please ask me first (though I don't have much beefcake of well-known chars anyway).

7.) This version won't just be about the looks. I'm usually more for personality and backstory, and will be posting blurbs about why I like these characters.

8.) I will try to give a general theme for the pics I post.

9.) I will use as much official art as I can, but may post some fanart if I like it.

 

First dose of Beefcake coming up in a few minutes...



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Posted 27 March 2015 - 09:15 PM

If it's beefcake you want then may I introduce you to the glory of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?

 


Edited by Logicron, 27 March 2015 - 09:15 PM.


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Posted 27 March 2015 - 09:24 PM

Theme: Ponytailed/long haired men. I'm afraid I don't know how to do that "thumbnail view" that tec does.

Trunks from DBZ. I liked his serious and polite attitude (but was still subject to humor sometimes), the tragic past, and of course the long hair version.

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Ferio from Magic Knight Rayearth. The mysterious rogue who is not what he seems. Loved his non-typical (for a shoujou manga) relationship with Fuu. I am partial to the manga version over the anime version, of course.

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Tamamo from Jigoku Sensei Nuube. Kinda-sorta liked him, probably more for the looks. The cold fox man was just starting to gain an appreciation for humanity, but I have yet to find/finish the rest of the series to know if he develops any further.

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Honorable mention to Kurama from YuYu Hakusho (not shown due to late hour). For the longest time I thought he was a girl, perhaps even in fox form?



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Posted 27 March 2015 - 09:27 PM

If it's beefcake you want then may I introduce you to the glory of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?

 

*vid*

:thumbsup Oh, I'm familiar w/ the manga from about 20 years ago, but haven't caught up. One of these days I plan to catch up w/ the anime/manga.



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Posted 27 March 2015 - 09:38 PM

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"I am the bone of my spatula..."



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Posted 27 March 2015 - 10:10 PM

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Posted 27 March 2015 - 10:12 PM

jesus Copper back off man... I hadn't even got back to the forum before you liked that post lol



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Posted 27 March 2015 - 10:38 PM

Let's get some Beastman up in here.

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Posted 27 March 2015 - 10:43 PM

jesus Copper back off man... I hadn't even got back to the forum before you liked that post lol

I like that feeling, though. Seeing that a post of mine was Liked before I got back to the index means I'm doing something right.


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 27 March 2015 - 11:08 PM

i've been on the boards to long. I turned around and looked to see if you were back there... creepy


Edited by Destron D-69, 27 March 2015 - 11:08 PM.


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Posted 27 March 2015 - 11:28 PM

So, is live action beefcake allowed in here?
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Because it totally should be.

Edited by Omgiamonfire, 27 March 2015 - 11:28 PM.

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Posted 28 March 2015 - 01:54 AM

This elegant beefcake technique has been passed down by the Armstrong line for GENERATIONS!

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Posted 28 March 2015 - 02:10 AM

He is a character from a TV show, so I can post all the Sam Winchester pics I want.  Squee~

 

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Edited by Jen!, 28 March 2015 - 02:13 AM.

How you gonna hate outside Mayhem, when you can't even get in?

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Posted 28 March 2015 - 02:13 AM

GT trunks? really.... never would have guessed



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Posted 28 March 2015 - 02:17 AM

Looks like it's time to punish all the bad girls out there.

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Posted 28 March 2015 - 02:20 AM

Let's get some Beastman up in here.


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Posted 28 March 2015 - 02:56 AM

Oh hey, it's like 90% of old He-Man toys found at flea markets.

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Posted 28 March 2015 - 03:06 AM


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Posted 28 March 2015 - 06:12 AM

"I am the bone of my spatula..."

I feel like I should know what that is, but it's not ringing a bell. What is it from?

*sighs at real people pics and ignored rules* oh well. Guess I'll make that another self-imposed rule. Also, Jen, I love your Bulk Biceps avatar.

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Posted 28 March 2015 - 08:13 AM

 

"I am the bone of my spatula..."

I feel like I should know what that is, but it's not ringing a bell. What is it from?

Fate/Stay Night.  Archer and Lancer.

 

Another of my favorite male characters:

 

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