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@  PlutoniumBoss : (14 December 2019 - 03:27 AM)

Wouldn't that just add packaging authenticity? :D

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (14 December 2019 - 01:44 AM)

I read a anecdote of someone recently receiving a Glacialord with mold because apparently online stores' warehouses have been sitting on Fansproject products like that for years.

@  Rycochet : (13 December 2019 - 11:56 AM)

Unlike many of his peers, Morton diesn't seem to have gone out of his way to try and take every drug going so he's aged remarkably well.

@  Donocropolis : (13 December 2019 - 11:39 AM)

Doesn't seem to have been a market for it, which is too bad, because it perfectly does what it sets out to do.

@  Donocropolis : (13 December 2019 - 11:38 AM)

Just opened it and suddenly I'm 9 years old again.

@  Donocropolis : (13 December 2019 - 11:38 AM)

Bought myself Fansproject Glacialord for my birthday during their Black Friday sale.

@  Nevermore : (12 December 2019 - 07:45 PM)

Morten Harket of A-ha might have aged 35 years on the outside, but his voice is still pretty much the same as it was in 1984. That's some great training and exercise for you.

@  wonko the sane? : (12 December 2019 - 06:59 PM)

Depends entirely on how badly you cooked them. What?

@  TheMightyMol... : (12 December 2019 - 05:33 PM)

Can it raise the dead?

@  RichardT1977 : (12 December 2019 - 05:33 PM)

Cheddar can do just about anything.

@  RichardT1977 : (12 December 2019 - 05:32 PM)

Cream cheese has to be on a bagel or crackers.

@  RichardT1977 : (12 December 2019 - 05:31 PM)

(for example: I like Swiss cheese on sandwiches, but find it merely tolerable by itself)

@  RichardT1977 : (12 December 2019 - 05:30 PM)

I mean are you eating it by itself? With crackers? On a sandwich?

@  TheMightyMol... : (12 December 2019 - 04:48 PM)

I would ask, but I'd rather not know.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (12 December 2019 - 03:38 PM)

With my mouth, usually.

@  RichardT1977 : (12 December 2019 - 08:48 AM)

Depends on how you're eating it.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (12 December 2019 - 01:40 AM)

Havarti, without a doubt.

@  Greebtron : (12 December 2019 - 01:28 AM)

Not Don, thanks. I'd like a writer who actually cares enough to do the job properly

@  Benbot : (11 December 2019 - 09:34 PM)

What's your favorite cheese? I'm not sure, but it's hard to beat muenster.

@  Maximus Ambus : (11 December 2019 - 05:10 PM)

Man I wish IDW could do a season 2.5 with a few writers like Michael Charles Hill or Donald F Glut or Paul Davids involved.

@  TheMightyMol... : (11 December 2019 - 04:33 PM)

They were looking for Skids, but the animators forgot he existed again.

@  Maximus Ambus : (11 December 2019 - 02:58 PM)

He regrouped with Omega Supreme, the Dinobots, Skyfire and the Protectobots.

@  Benbot : (11 December 2019 - 08:20 AM)

Did he get infected with the rest of the Autobots or did he smartly remain off-planet?

@  TheMightyMol... : (11 December 2019 - 05:38 AM)

He really just went to the beach for a couple of days, then called it in. Who's gonna follow up on it?

@  Maximus Ambus : (11 December 2019 - 05:05 AM)

Anyone really believe Cosmos searched far enough for more ingredient for Corrostop?

@  Nevermore : (11 December 2019 - 03:48 AM)

Oh, we are pretty good at "forgetting" about that. Insisting on sending people home on their overtime, THEN suddenly rushing to do the "backlog" stuff when it's really overdue.

@  wonko the sane? : (10 December 2019 - 05:43 PM)

I've yet to find an organization which didn't have a backlog of "stuff" that needs to be done, but isn't important enough to put on the schedule proper.

@  TM2-Megatron : (10 December 2019 - 05:01 PM)

I'm sure most good/bad (depending on your POV) bosses would be able to find something for the worker to do, in most cases, even if it's spending 8 hours pretending to push a broom around

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (10 December 2019 - 04:39 PM)

Still better than American jobs. x.x;

@  NotVeryKnightly : (10 December 2019 - 11:10 AM)

I'm pretty sure you've already mentioned this before. Especially that last one.

@  Nevermore : (10 December 2019 - 11:05 AM)

That can be fun if you're strong-willed enough. "Hey, you want to go home? Overtime reduction, there's nothing to do..." - "Nah, not today. I want to work."

@  Nevermore : (10 December 2019 - 11:04 AM)

This applies to the field of work as well. Meaning, your boss orders you to show up for a full shift, you show up on time and are absolutely willing to work, and then your boss realizes he has no work for you, your boss has to pay you for a full shift even if you don't work at all.

@  Nevermore : (10 December 2019 - 11:03 AM)

Fun fact: German law has a concept named "default in acceptance", which postulates that if there is a "service for payment" contract, the party that should provide the service correctly offers their due service, and the party that should pay fails to accept the service within due time, the second party still has to pay the first party even if there was no service delivered.

@  wonko the sane? : (08 December 2019 - 10:54 PM)

If it's seasonal affective disorder, check with your doc about vitamin D supplements.

@  Maximus Ambus : (08 December 2019 - 12:46 PM)

That's what I was thinking too, It's the christmas rush and if that's not stressful enough the cold weather can also impact mental health.

@  wonko the sane? : (08 December 2019 - 12:41 PM)

Might be a stupid question given the comment, BUT: have you done anything outside the ordinary lately? Might just be a stress reaction.

@  Maximus Ambus : (08 December 2019 - 12:29 PM)

I've experienced sleep paralysis with ghostly images and similar things in the past and can snap out of it through moving my fingers. I've definitely hallucinated before and members of both sides of the family have had similar experience, some suffered forms of mental instability in two cases schizophrenia.

@  wonko the sane? : (08 December 2019 - 10:47 AM)

So... either a hallucination or night terrors. Are you prone to this kind of thing?

@  Maximus Ambus : (07 December 2019 - 11:55 PM)

It kept repeating until I sat up.

@  Maximus Ambus : (07 December 2019 - 11:54 PM)

I've been up since three and when sheepish I was hallucinating something knocking twice against my bedroom door.

@  TheMightyMol... : (07 December 2019 - 06:58 PM)

Then repaint Apeface and Snapdragon as Transmetal Optimus Primal and Megatron. It's crazy enough to work.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (07 December 2019 - 05:32 PM)

Moral imperative.

@  Nevermore : (07 December 2019 - 05:13 PM)

Wishful thinking, rumor or leak?

@  Maximus Ambus : (07 December 2019 - 04:48 PM)

Snapdragon for Earthrise.

@  TM2-Megatron : (04 December 2019 - 10:22 PM)

Still not the weirdest thing a Nic Cage character has done in a film

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 December 2019 - 04:00 PM)

Couldn't be worse than him pissing fire as Ghost Rider.

@  Rycochet : (04 December 2019 - 03:38 PM)

The Tim Burton Superman Movie is the DC movie we deserve. It would have Nic Cage in a technosuit punching polarbears.

@  Paladin : (04 December 2019 - 02:59 PM)

Wonder Woman was great. Shazam was amazing. Aquaman... exists.

@  RichardT1977 : (04 December 2019 - 01:54 PM)

TBF, Aquaman and Shazam! were pretty good.

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 December 2019 - 01:00 PM)

Not a difficult feat.


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 09:23 PM

well obviously widow activates their sniper mode which slides on their sniper sights and inflates ass pockets so that they can sit around somewhere for a long time while they take careful aim.

 

 

More seriously probably blending animation between morphs and there was a different in the ass slider between the times the animations were made. It actually took me several times to even notice the ass thing as I was looking at the eyes wondering why you were asking.

 

Blizzard just wants to expand into the inflation fetish market.



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Posted 09 November 2014 - 09:58 PM

Well from all reports, that market is rising.


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 10:56 AM

http://www.forbes.co...-project-titan/

 

Oh, so that's why it came out so quickly.

 

Interestingly enough, from the people who got to play the demo at the first Blizzcon, Overwatch is also using some Starcraft Ghost assets too.  Not much, but they are in there.

 

Makes sense, Blizzard tends to never totally throw something out that is done in house.


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 04:28 PM

Does anybody really do?


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Posted 11 November 2014 - 12:06 AM

 

Hmm...

 

 

Metzen relayed the tale during an Overwatch press conference at BlizzCon. He also said that Blizzard is trying to represent a more diverse, less overly sexualized group of characters than they did in the past.

 

Yeah.. they're sort of there with the diversity, race-wise, but all of the female characters so far look like they have the same super-sexy body with slight variations.

The guys on the other hand have cool weird stuff like a dwarf, a robot monk, a gorilla, and an old guy completely obscured by giant power armor.

 

They're not terrible, but they could be better. 

It seems like not all the classes have been revealed, so hopefully there are some surprises left.

Yeah people are already complaining about Widowmaker. But even if the body types aren't super varied I think Tracer, Pharah and Mercy make a decent balance to Widowmaker and Symmetra in terms of sexy vs practical. People have wibbled on Mercy's boob plate but even then you got two sexy, two practical and one inbetween.

 

 

I don't really think the sexiness is really the problem, anyways, I think the group pic on the website really says everything that needs to be said. The five male characters, while all generally being physically fit(Yes, even the Dwarf. Do you see that arm, man?!), they're all still vastly different heights and sizes. The female characters, on the other hand, have a much lower variance, all roughly the same size and height, at least in relation to the males. While there is definitely no mistaking each character's silhouette for one another, how these silhouettes are defined between male and female characters are very different. In male characters, the body itself is exaggerated or stretched to fit, while in female characters, the body has a minimal variance from a base, with accessories and poses doing the heavy lifting. On top of that, male characters have a wider range of sizes, compared to female characters, who are generally all smaller and less exaggerated.

 

This happens a lot with large ensemble casts, from Transformers Universe to League of Legends to Big Hero 6 to Super Smash Bros, and so on.

 

Now. what would I do to fix it? Well, first of all I'd eliminate that damned back arch Widowmaker, Mercy, and Symmetra suffer from. That's just awkward looking. (Maybe grant Symmetra less awkward poses overall because I think I'd love her character design if she could just like, stand, you know?) More on topic, I'd make Pharah bigger and taller, literally just scale her design up. Mercy could stand to have more dress and less leg, the legs just kind of outrun the rest of the design, you know? Or just a whole 'nother design pass. I don't really like the design as is so it's hard to suggest mere tweaks. 

 

Ultimately, tweaks are still tweaks, and still leaves a lot of diversity on the table, Pharah is a damn good start, but she should be a baseline, not the most extreme example. There's no reason why the rules of character design apply differently to men and women, because it doesn't really work that way in life. And for men, media(And this game.) recognizes this, But for women, notsomuch. This game, and the world, needs more Strongarms and Strikas, is what I'm saying.

 

(I'm leaving out Bastion and Winston for the purposes of the discussion. I think there's something to be said how "weird" characters like Winston are almost always male, but I'm not having that argument here. Bastion is actually genderless, so, uh, yeah.)

 

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Posted 11 November 2014 - 12:47 AM

The lack of varied body shapes is a problem that spans all forms of media. When it comes down to it we have a very hard time creating female characters that aren't pretty. Even with being conscious of that I have a hard time doing it when the option is avalible because I just come back to "Why would i want to play as someone with that body type" I think the closest I ever got to an "ugly" character was my ESO orc who was really buff and covered in burns and even then it was kind of one of those "Sexy looking scars" kind of deals where they made her look hotter and more powerful than ugly.

 

The body shapes is an issue, but the sexiness has been getting talked about a lot more from what I've seen. I mean just in that Kotaku link there are 57 annotations to the article and 49 of them are on Widowmakers ass commenting some variation of it being over sexualized or proof they are talking bullshit.



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Posted 11 November 2014 - 12:52 AM

All I'd do is give Tracer some leg armour.


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Posted 11 November 2014 - 01:02 AM

Blizzstore leg armor DLC



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Posted 11 November 2014 - 01:09 AM

But seriously that "sexy" back arch is really bugging me, I know why it's there but aaagh it looks so wrong.

 

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Posted 11 November 2014 - 01:11 AM

oh im sure there will be DLC costumes. This is a Moba afterall. Actually would be a good way to settle things really. give the sexy ones more conservative option, give the conservative ones sexy options. Let people play whoever however. Ideally I guess you would want 1 of each option for free.. But really as long as there is a balance it shouldn't matter.

 

But it will, you can never make everyone happy. I was going to make a sandbox analogy but it keeps coming out weird.



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Posted 11 November 2014 - 01:14 AM

But seriously that "sexy" back arch is really bugging me, I know why it's there but aaagh it looks so wrong.

 

It's popular in Korea!


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Posted 11 November 2014 - 01:17 AM

 

But seriously that "sexy" back arch is really bugging me, I know why it's there but aaagh it looks so wrong.

 

It's popular in Korea!

 

 

And so Overwatch will be burdened with it forever.


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Posted 11 November 2014 - 01:38 AM

 

 

But seriously that "sexy" back arch is really bugging me, I know why it's there but aaagh it looks so wrong.

 

It's popular in Korea!

 

 

And so Overwatch will be burdened with it forever.

 

 

Well yeah, that's videogames. They sell to the biggest market. If that market is a bunch of Korean teenagers, so be it.


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Posted 11 November 2014 - 01:45 AM

 

 

 

But seriously that "sexy" back arch is really bugging me, I know why it's there but aaagh it looks so wrong.

 

It's popular in Korea!

 

 

And so Overwatch will be burdened with it forever.

 

 

Well yeah, that's videogames. They sell to the biggest market. If that market is a bunch of Korean teenagers, so be it.

 

 

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Posted 11 November 2014 - 02:16 AM

oh im sure there will be DLC costumes. This is a Moba afterall. Actually would be a good way to settle things really. give the sexy ones more conservative option, give the conservative ones sexy options. Let people play whoever however. Ideally I guess you would want 1 of each option for free.. But really as long as there is a balance it shouldn't matter.

 

But it will, you can never make everyone happy. I was going to make a sandbox analogy but it keeps coming out weird.

 

I think Blizz is already doing DLC costume with their Heroes of the storm moba.

 

we will probably get Kerrigan and Nova costumes for Widowmaker

Jaina Proudmoore skin for Tracer

Lich King costume for that big Knight looking guy

Night Elf Archer for the bow dude

Star craft medic outfit for Mercy etc

Lost Vikings costumes for the Dwarf dude

 

its a gold mine!



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Posted 11 November 2014 - 02:25 AM

There are plenty of people who would want to play as girls with more diverse body types. Like, for instance, actual girls.

As Caboo pointed out, the men are still muscley he-men, they just have a variety of shapes.

The three female leads of Steven Universe show you can make female characters who don't look unattractive (by cartoon standards, I'm not calling them fanservicey one bit) while having diverse character designs. Garnet is tall and statuesque by the show's standards, Pearl is very thin, and Amethyst is short and heavyset. But they all still look feminine.

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Posted 11 November 2014 - 04:20 AM

I really don't want to wade into this whole #gamergate mess, but I'm just going to say that industry is as it is. 

 

The vocal complainers are a small demographic within a small demographic.  What they're calling for is a sweeping reform of the entirety of pop culture and media, all to satisfy what sounds like poor self-consciousness issues to me.  TV, magazines, movies, video games, books, artwork, everything is loaded to the brim with handsome and distinguished males and shapely, attractive females.  Even more senior characters tend to be represented by the "gracefully aged", rather than ever portrayed by the withered and decrepit.

 

Quite simply, people don't pay money to see accurate representations of their own lives.  It's escapism and fantasy in all respects.  Harsh as it is to say, unattractive people simply lack charisma.  They have to work their audience to get people to really pay attention to them.  Meanwhile, media is all about grabbing the viewer at first glance, so it's going to put attractive people front and center.

 

Really, the root cause of this whole problem is base human instinct, which you're not going to change with a megaphone and a protest march.  You're just going to desensitize the audience to your plight as they all just wish you'd go away and stop raising a ruckus.

 

And I don't want to come off like a jerk for saying this, but I think a lot of societal problems would be solved if everybody just grew a thicker f'ing skin.  Not everything is designed to offend you personally, so get over it.  You're also not going to get anywhere trying to force everybody else to think the way you do, so get over it, and deal with your issues in your own way.  Annoyed by all the attractive people you're constantly bombarded with?  Don't go on a crusade to ban attractive people.  Improve yourself to be an attractive person.  And I don't mean go out and get plastic surgery and become a supermodel or some shallow crap like that.  I mean, work on your social skills and your sense of humour and how you present yourself, so that you're an actual charming person that people want to be around.  It's not like all the Marilyn Monroes and Carmen Electras and Angelina Jolies and Scarlet Johanssons suddenly make men incapable of appreciating "lesser" women.  Gotta give us credit too.  There's that unattainable fantasy, those shallow base desires, and then there's finding that soul mate that you can honestly enjoy the rest of your life with.  There's always going to be someone prettier, someone taller, someone younger, someone stronger than you, so don't go around trying to tear everyone else down to feel better about yourself.  Just try to be a genuinely good and likeable person and it will pay dividends.  Turning into some screaming, shrill, insatiable rabid social justice warrior is far uglier than whatever you've got going on the surface.

 

Now, this little rant has nothing to do with women's equality, and the right to go unmolested and other such misogyny that's still unfortunately prevalent in the world, and for that cause, I give my whole-hearted support.

 

 

 

So, could we leave this thread to just talk about the game, and leave the politics out of it, pretty please?



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Posted 11 November 2014 - 04:52 AM

Who the hell said anything about Gamergate? Leave that garbage out of here. We're talking about an issue that this game has, and your nonsense moralizing isn't helping anything but make it a bigger argument.


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Posted 11 November 2014 - 05:04 AM

You were talking about the perceived sexualization of female avatars in videogames, which is part of the issue that precipitated gamergate, so I just lumped it all together as part of the whole back-and-forth infighting.

 

And I really don't understand, in this case, why this game, compared to anything else, is being "targetted".  It is not a problem "with this game".  It's status quo for videogames, period.

 

So if this is going to be a discussion, I'd rather we just talk about the issue as it were, rather than equating it with this game in particular and bogging the whole thing down in bickering that doesn't particularly need to be here.



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Posted 11 November 2014 - 05:12 AM

 

There are plenty of people who would want to play as girls with more diverse body types. Like, for instance, actual girls.

 

Judging by the female cosplayers already dressing up as Tracer and Widowmaker already, I think any Blizzard fangirls are probably okay with it.


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