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@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 August 2020 - 09:03 PM)

Unless you count the Mask vs Lobo special, but that's less a duel and more a duet.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 August 2020 - 08:52 PM)

My favorite crossover fight was Thor vs Shazam/Captain Marvel. Early in the fight, Thor discovers that Billy Batson needs lightning to transform, and being a god of lightning he simply denies him that.

@  Sabrblade : (04 August 2020 - 08:46 PM)

Let's see a fight between Death Battle and Super Power Beat Down

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 August 2020 - 06:15 PM)

Which Lobo later claimed was because he was paid to take a dive. Yes, really.

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 August 2020 - 06:15 PM)

And then there's the times it's been decided by a fan vote, which is how we get things like Lobo (who can go toe-to-toe with Superman at full strength) losing to Wolverine.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:49 PM)

And then there are the "but my favorite characater will totes win because I say so" people.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:49 PM)

I mean, there are some people who really approach this from a somewhat reasonable standpoint, coming up with a plausible scenario and a setting that creates a fair environment that doesn't favor one character.

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:46 PM)

My favorite stupid "why would they even fight each other" question recently was about three versions of Optimus Prime (G1, Bayverse and Aligned).

@  Nevermore : (04 August 2020 - 05:45 PM)

Batman obviously can beat everyone. Even Galactus. He's Batman. He's so smart, he'll just throw a Batarang and hit the weak spot at Galactus's forehead, knocking him out instantaneously.

@  wonko the sane? : (04 August 2020 - 11:37 AM)

It's almost like all drama is just manufactured pissing contests to keep us all entertained and distracted. :p

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (04 August 2020 - 10:16 AM)

Or they could go White Ranger vs Scorpion route and have both win. ;P

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:35 AM)

Besides, we all know the answer is nearly always "they fight to a standstill and then team up against a common enemy."

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:29 AM)

The best way to prove this is to give an example where the match is really lopsided in favor of one character but in popularity they're either evenly matched or the weaker one is more popular.

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 August 2020 - 09:27 AM)

The "who would win in a fight" discussions are really just people trying to make "which one's better" into something you can theoretically measure objectively, usually in a very specific way they think they've predetermined their favorite will win.

@  Otaku : (04 August 2020 - 02:01 AM)

@Nevermore So... you're saying you didn't like DC Versus Marvel/Marvel Versus DC?

@  Steevy Maximus : (03 August 2020 - 06:59 PM)

So, what happened to Hasbro's Zoids relaunch? An English dub, some stuff in southeast Asia, and now a game coming in October? That it?

@  wonko the sane? : (03 August 2020 - 10:46 AM)

Tidal wave, cause shooting water gets you nowhere.

@  Darth Gonzo : (03 August 2020 - 09:57 AM)

Who would win Tidal Wave or Broadside?

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 August 2020 - 08:17 AM)

Btw Happy birthday to those people in the box to the right \o/

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 August 2020 - 08:16 AM)

The bottom line is obvious. It makes no literal sense to fight someone on your faction. :/

@  wonko the sane? : (03 August 2020 - 06:14 AM)

That's because you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to just stack skills and ability against each other. It's not the palace of doom, it's an episode of american gladiators.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:32 AM)

The only obvious winners of such a fight would be the bad guys.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:29 AM)

And what does it even matter? They should work together, not stupidly fight each other for the mindless entertainment of idiot onlookers.

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:29 AM)

Why would two good guys fight each other? What are they fighting over?

@  Nevermore : (03 August 2020 - 04:28 AM)

I never understood these "who would win in a fight between two good guys" discussions. They make no sense to me.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 August 2020 - 04:17 PM)

If G1 had continued we'd have had Starscream back in spirit - through Krunk, Snapdragons partner and possibly Skullcruncher unless he was mute.

@  Bass X0 : (02 August 2020 - 12:28 PM)

There are some decent impersonators in fandubs though.

@  -LittleAutob... : (02 August 2020 - 10:45 AM)

The only true Starscream voices are Steve Blum and Chris Latta, hands down.

@  Sabrblade : (02 August 2020 - 10:14 AM)

Why they didn't have Scott McNeil voicing that Starscream, when he was the one who had imitated Chris Latta when he voiced Cobra Commander in the DiC G.I. Joe cartoon, is beyond me.

@  wonko the sane? : (02 August 2020 - 09:57 AM)

Say what you will, that was an awesome scene.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 August 2020 - 08:36 AM)

Beast Wars Starsream "I am AIR COMMANDER Starscream of the DECEPTICON BATTLEFLEET!"

@  Nevermore : (02 August 2020 - 07:02 AM)

I liked TF: Prime Starscream.

@  -LittleAutob... : (01 August 2020 - 08:36 PM)

Hearing Starscream's screechy voice in Cyberverse has to be the most annoying thing ever in Transformers. Even his G1 voice wasn't as bad. :doh

@  -LittleAutob... : (01 August 2020 - 08:35 PM)

KUP!

@  Sabrblade : (01 August 2020 - 04:58 PM)

Urkel!

@  TheMightyMol... : (01 August 2020 - 03:16 PM)

Steeeeeeeeve.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (01 August 2020 - 02:57 AM)

LEEEROOOOOOOOY! jhenkenz...

@  Hg Dragon : (01 August 2020 - 01:21 AM)

Candleja-

@  Sabrblade : (31 July 2020 - 11:02 PM)

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

@  Echowarrior : (31 July 2020 - 10:18 PM)

Spongebob!

@  TheMightyMol... : (31 July 2020 - 05:13 PM)

KHAAAAAAAN

@  PlutoniumBoss : (31 July 2020 - 03:04 PM)

Bueller? Bueller?

@  Jet : (31 July 2020 - 11:31 AM)

DONKEY!

@  Maximus Ambus : (31 July 2020 - 06:55 AM)

Spanner

@  Xaaron : (31 July 2020 - 06:49 AM)

Jetstorm

@  Nevermore : (31 July 2020 - 05:33 AM)

Tankor

@  SG Roadbuster : (31 July 2020 - 04:44 AM)

Overrun

@  lastmaximal : (31 July 2020 - 01:33 AM)

Buckethead

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 July 2020 - 07:15 PM)

Now I wonder how many Transformers we can name with the fewest possible different names.

@  Nevermore : (30 July 2020 - 06:38 PM)

Ransack. That's like another 20 or so.


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#21 M Virion

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 03:28 PM

Use the one that runs on dead orphans, consuming their souls. Its cleaner.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 03:29 PM

but their souls have already departed/been gathered up for TMMs lunch.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 03:32 PM

Then burn TMM's lunch, simple.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 04:04 PM

Dear Almighty Phage;

 

I have this gnarly vampiric blood stain in my carpet and I have tried to get it out with nearly everything.  Do you have any suggestions, oh great one?

 

Sincerely,

A long time admirer.


How you gonna hate outside Mayhem, when you can't even get in?

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 04:06 PM

Dear long time admirer;

 

Burn the house down. BURN IT.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 04:06 PM

is it true that whoever consumes your heart becomes the new mayor of Mayhem?



#27 M Virion

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 04:07 PM

No. Stay away from my tasty, tasty heart.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 04:08 PM

take that as a yes. KALI MA! *rips out phages heart and devours it with a nice merlot.*



#29 Jen!

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 04:09 PM

*looks at burning house with GSO's blood stain and body still clearly seen*

 

Um, Phage, I don't think it worked?


How you gonna hate outside Mayhem, when you can't even get in?

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 05:06 PM

If you are no longer the MAyor then why must we obey?

 

Also has anyone ever tried to turn the Phage?

 

Dear long time admirer;

 

Burn the house down. BURN IT.

 

Ah I admire your work ethic I do the same to cars that need fixing


Edited by OrionPax44, 27 October 2014 - 05:08 PM.

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I reject your reality and substitute my own


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Posted 27 October 2014 - 05:13 PM



*looks at burning house with GSO's blood stain and body still clearly seen*

 

Um, Phage, I don't think it worked?

 

Oh, I assumed you wanted to remove the obstruction to the lovely bloodstain. Sorry.

 



If you are no longer the MAyor then why must we obey?

 

I did leave a disclaimer in the opening post about obeying me.

 

 

 

Also has anyone ever tried to turn the Phage?

 

 

not while I'm up on stage.



#32 OrionPax44

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 05:23 PM

 


If you are no longer the MAyor then why must we obey?

 

I did leave a disclaimer in the opening post about obeying me.

 

 

 

Pffft mere small talk.


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#33 M Virion

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 05:24 PM

Good point.

 

*Disclaimer, you do not actually have to obey Phage.

It is recommended that you do not, in fact.

 

Better?



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 05:31 PM

What? Huh I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. Reads ahhh ok

 

Now is that doctor recommendations or yours cause I have a hard time doing what a doctor tells me not to do.


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#35 Destron D-69

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 05:32 PM

well Jen loves my all green personality and that is a direct causal result of obeying Phage ..so it works on occasion 



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 05:35 PM

What? Huh I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. Reads ahhh ok

 

Now is that doctor recommendations or yours cause I have a hard time doing what a doctor tells me not to do.

 

Hey, your call. I'm just covering myself from lawsuits.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 06:04 PM

Note that since disobeying Phage is obeying him and vice versa, he actually has complete control of your life and zero liability regardless of what you do or say,


Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 27 October 2014 - 06:16 PM

Phage's a jerk, I personally don't listen to a thing they tell to me.


Edited by Phage, 27 October 2014 - 06:16 PM.


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Posted 27 October 2014 - 07:14 PM

also, impressive chest sir.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 07:31 PM

Nice rabbit, Destron.






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