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@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 10:47 AM)

(And the 0th anniversary of the last time I couldn't do math.)

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 10:46 AM)

Today is the 24th anniversary of the day we fought off an alien invasion with the help of Will Smith.

@  Maximus Ambus : (04 July 2020 - 10:41 AM)

Oh the end of the Ottoman Empire of course.

@  -LittleAutob... : (04 July 2020 - 10:14 AM)

*ahem* 4th of July....

@  ▲ndrusi : (04 July 2020 - 08:14 AM)

Nothing of importance has happened before, and nothing of importance will happen again.

@  Maximus Ambus : (04 July 2020 - 08:12 AM)

Nothing of importance happened today.

@  Telly : (03 July 2020 - 09:54 PM)

i want a "i survived 'rona and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 July 2020 - 03:42 PM)

Slogan for 2021: "I Lived, Bitch."

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

They should make the next book in the Survivors series 'I SURVIVED CORONA VIRUS 2020'

@  -LittleAutob... : (03 July 2020 - 03:23 PM)

YEEEE I'M A SURVIVOR-

@  Nevermore : (03 July 2020 - 06:59 AM)

Probably gonna assemble Devastator after work.

@  Nevermore : (03 July 2020 - 06:58 AM)

Ooooh. Overload arrived. He's surprisingly fun.

@  Bass X0 : (02 July 2020 - 04:00 PM)

He's sweeter than the average bear.

@  Maximus Ambus : (02 July 2020 - 03:14 PM)

Convert him to Maple Syrup.

@  Bass X0 : (02 July 2020 - 03:10 PM)

what would Canada do with Yogi?

@  Cyoti : (01 July 2020 - 12:51 PM)

We can deport Yogi back to Canada now.

@  Sabrblade : (01 July 2020 - 12:50 PM)

Jellystone National Pawk. A westful wetweat.

@  Rycochet : (01 July 2020 - 12:47 PM)

Jellystone. We're going to be plunged into a decade of poor animation. Fortunately we've been led by bad cartoon characters for years so we won't notice much difference.

@  Maximus Ambus : (01 July 2020 - 06:19 AM)

what next? YELLOWSTONE?

@  Nevermore : (01 July 2020 - 05:46 AM)

Thanks, dead person.

@  Bass X0 : (01 July 2020 - 05:06 AM)

congratulations to all survivors of the first half of 2020.

@  wonko the sane? : (30 June 2020 - 10:21 PM)

21 for me, but after numerous repetitions I got it down to 17 and a half.

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 June 2020 - 06:16 PM)

I transform in six steps from human to human sitting on my ass at the computer and back again!

@  -LittleAutob... : (30 June 2020 - 05:55 PM)

x-x when in vehicle mode we can travel much F A R T H E R-

@  wonko the sane? : (30 June 2020 - 05:52 PM)

Because despite the fact that we can travel around the world in the time it takes to get a good nights sleep and a couple of meals: people rarely wander more than 25 miles away from home for the duration of their lives.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 05:49 PM)

I don't know how many days that trip takes - especially while sightseeing - but explaining they're 3936 kilometers (2445 miles) apart gives an idea, paradoxically because it is too large to easily picture.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 05:44 PM)

Aye.  When I catch lay people discussing miles and not how long the trip takes, it is in an attempt to stress how far away something is... like NYC to LA.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:20 PM)

But I can imagine 45 *minutes* easily.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:20 PM)

I can imagine a mile, it's a distance I've run. I can't really imagine 45 miles.

@  ▲ndrusi : (30 June 2020 - 01:19 PM)

I think there's also an element of the thing where things that are much bigger than us all blur together.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:49 AM)

If you're not, then you're more concerned with how long it takes.  Actual distance doesn't tell you that very well.  Besides traffic and road conditions, you'll need to know what kind of driving (city/interstate/rural/etc.).

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:47 AM)

Distance matters if you're being paid by the mile.

@  TM2-Megatron : (30 June 2020 - 11:44 AM)

Canadians are the same way, for the most part. If you're driving somewhere far, especially, it helps you plan out the day more than a distance in KM would.

@  Otaku : (30 June 2020 - 11:42 AM)

We use the time it takes to get someplace because that is what is relevant to us.

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 June 2020 - 10:55 AM)

Because even we can't figure out miles half the time.

@  Paladin : (30 June 2020 - 09:54 AM)

it's a big country with a lot of empty space. between our citizens' ears.

@  Bass X0 : (30 June 2020 - 09:52 AM)

Why do most Americans measure distance by hours of driving?

@  TM2-Megatron : (29 June 2020 - 07:26 PM)

And as a result the world's lone blu-ray release of the film, an Australian disc that came out 7 years ago, now goes for hundreds of dollars on eBay. Thanks Disney.

@  TM2-Megatron : (29 June 2020 - 06:21 PM)

Well, they censored Daryl Hannah's butt in Splash :rolleyes

@  Paladin : (29 June 2020 - 05:43 PM)

maybe New Mutants is too bad even for D+.

@  Steevy Maximus : (29 June 2020 - 05:00 PM)

X-Men films are coming to Disney+ next month. But will they censor Hugh Jackman's butt?

@  -LittleAutob... : (29 June 2020 - 12:44 PM)

Pft.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 June 2020 - 11:59 AM)

Behold! Night Strike Galvatron!

@  Bass X0 : (29 June 2020 - 09:53 AM)

I will grant you a recolored body, and recolored troops to command.

@  Cybersnark : (29 June 2020 - 09:47 AM)

I don't want to be reissued. This body sucks, I wanna be updated.

@  Nevermore : (29 June 2020 - 09:43 AM)

I definitely don't intend to be reissued. Nobody would buy me.

@  Bass X0 : (29 June 2020 - 08:31 AM)

will anybody else attempt to be reissued?

@  wonko the sane? : (29 June 2020 - 07:51 AM)

*Gasp* Decepticons re-writing history to serve their own needs?!?!

@  Nevermore : (29 June 2020 - 05:48 AM)

The whole point of the DJD is that they're fanatical Megatron fanboys (especially Tarn) to the point of having their own headcanon taking priority of the actual canon, simply speaking.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 June 2020 - 04:01 AM)

They didn't know the war was over until later. And then they denied it anyway.


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#1 M Virion

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Posted 26 October 2014 - 02:41 PM

You've got questions? I don't have answers but I'll spout nonsense at you anyway.
 
Actually, hey, whats up folks? Everyone else has a Ask ___________ thread, so now I do to.
 
*Disclaimer, you do not actually have to obey Phage. It is recommended that you do not, in fact.


Edited by M Virion, 10 February 2020 - 01:19 PM.


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Posted 26 October 2014 - 02:48 PM

Why do people die if they are killed?

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Posted 26 October 2014 - 02:51 PM

Because the squid beasts from the Xth dimension dictated it so at the world's creation.



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Posted 26 October 2014 - 02:54 PM

What happened to Matthias Phage?
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Posted 26 October 2014 - 02:56 PM

Things. Reasons. Deflection, next question!


Edited by Phage, 26 October 2014 - 02:56 PM.


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Posted 26 October 2014 - 02:56 PM

How are things?

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Posted 26 October 2014 - 02:58 PM

Honestly? Weird, kind of confusing. Could be better, but I suppose you just have to soldier on, right?



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Posted 26 October 2014 - 03:26 PM

What do you phagocytize? (Since it seems no longer to be Ms.)


Edited by Copper Bezel, 26 October 2014 - 03:26 PM.

Shouldn't gravity be doing something?
 
Of course there's a figure of Rodimus as some kind of animal girl. Why would I be surprised by this?

 


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Posted 26 October 2014 - 03:32 PM

Honestly? Weird, kind of confusing. Could be better, but I suppose you just have to soldier on, right?


Right, very true.

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Posted 26 October 2014 - 04:04 PM

What do you phagocytize? (Since it seems no longer to be Ms.)

 

As of late, it seems to be my own sanity.

 

 

Honestly? Weird, kind of confusing. Could be better, but I suppose you just have to soldier on, right?


Right, very true.

 

 

Its fine to be morose when you need to be, as long as you can still pick yourself up and keep moving forward. Besides, I'm out of vacation days.



#11 San of the Dead

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Posted 26 October 2014 - 04:32 PM

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Is it presidential election time again?
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Posted 26 October 2014 - 04:36 PM

The devil is a terrible dancer, keeps stepping on my toes.

 

Second question, same answer. The Devil's running for president, right?



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Posted 26 October 2014 - 08:37 PM

i don't have a question, so much as a complaint for the mayor's office.  people keep dumping body parts, old commodore 64s, and used tang containers in my acid lake. what are you gonna do about it?



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Posted 26 October 2014 - 08:46 PM

It is with a heavy heart that I resign my post as mayor.

Its your problem now, sucker!

No but seriously, I'd like to take this opportunity to retire as mayor.

Edited by Phage, 26 October 2014 - 08:57 PM.


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Posted 26 October 2014 - 09:02 PM

well, its the end of an era all over again :(

 

but you gotta do what you gotta do buddy



#16 San of the Dead

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 03:03 PM

It is with a heavy heart that I resign my post as mayor.
Its your problem now, sucker!
No but seriously, I'd like to take this opportunity to retire as mayor.

Aha! It's now San's time to shine!

Sharkshadow, rev up that political machine!
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#17 M Virion

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 03:05 PM

Hey, you do as you see fit, I'm going to go relax by the pool of nuclear waste. Sunglasses on, check, rad suit off, check.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 03:06 PM

Could you at least put on some shorts? Nobody wants to see your irradiated junk.
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Posted 27 October 2014 - 03:08 PM

I'll wear censor bars, that's the best I can manage.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 03:27 PM

 

It is with a heavy heart that I resign my post as mayor.
Its your problem now, sucker!
No but seriously, I'd like to take this opportunity to retire as mayor.

Aha! It's now San's time to shine!

Sharkshadow, rev up that political machine!

 

the political machine that runs on orphans or the one that runs on starving orphans?






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