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@  Donocropolis : (31 March 2020 - 05:45 AM)

Who, I might add, has never been photographed together with Byteman. Just sayin'.

@  Sabrblade : (30 March 2020 - 10:27 PM)

Bruce Wayne's cyberpunk cousin?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (30 March 2020 - 09:27 PM)

Laser Wayne

@  Sabrblade : (30 March 2020 - 09:08 PM)

Luther Unum

@  PlutoniumBoss : (30 March 2020 - 07:09 PM)

Or Lee Derwon.

@  Steevy Maximus : (30 March 2020 - 06:51 PM)

Not to be confused with Leader I

@  Steevy Maximus : (30 March 2020 - 06:50 PM)

He was Leader Uno

@  Steevy Maximus : (30 March 2020 - 06:50 PM)

He was the OTHER Leader 1

@  TheMightyMol... : (30 March 2020 - 06:29 PM)

Or Sideways.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (30 March 2020 - 05:26 PM)

On the other hand, this is Armada we're talking about. It could have actually been Metroplex.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (28 March 2020 - 11:08 PM)

Oh yeah, that was Fort Max. My bad.

@  LBD "Nyt... : (28 March 2020 - 09:12 PM)

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Peritus_Maximus

@  LBD "Nyt... : (28 March 2020 - 09:11 PM)

Christmas Maximus?

@  Maximus Ambus : (28 March 2020 - 01:13 PM)

At least the ozone layer is healing. unless this is a 0.0000000001% thing it's sounds like good news.

@  ▲ndrusi : (28 March 2020 - 09:27 AM)

(But only pretty sure, not 100% sure.)

@  ▲ndrusi : (28 March 2020 - 09:26 AM)

Pretty sure y'all were thinking of Fortress Maximus yesterday.

@  Bass X0 : (28 March 2020 - 12:38 AM)

Dare! Dare to believe you can survive 2020!

@  Steevy Maximus : (27 March 2020 - 08:18 PM)

Baja Blast is back at retail!

@  TheMightyMol... : (27 March 2020 - 03:47 PM)

Shame he wasn't around more. He seemed like such a jolly, happy soul.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (27 March 2020 - 02:16 PM)

No, he was definitely Metroplex. You could tell because he was in Metroplex's distinctive red and green coloration.

@  Paladin : (27 March 2020 - 02:11 PM)

that was Leader-1. or possibly Jolt. maybe Grindor...

@  PlutoniumBoss : (27 March 2020 - 01:57 PM)

Metroplex was in Armada, in a flashback. He was the same size as everybody else. I thought that was the joke.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (27 March 2020 - 12:39 PM)

@Rodimus Supreme: Gah! You are right! How'd I get that mixed up? x.x;

@  TheMightyMol... : (27 March 2020 - 12:14 PM)

There is no Metroplex. Only Zuul.

@  Rodimus Supreme : (27 March 2020 - 11:13 AM)

@Tm_Silverclaw: There is no Armada Metroplex, he was in Cybertron.

@  Rodimus Supreme : (27 March 2020 - 11:12 AM)

And they'd be better off just retooling Metroplex and Fortress Maximus to be somewhat more accurate and changing/adding parts for interaction with later play gimmicks.

@  Rodimus Supreme : (27 March 2020 - 11:11 AM)

I honestly would prefer that for scale purposes.

@  Cyoti : (27 March 2020 - 11:07 AM)

They can redo all the CW combiners as Titan Class figures like Predaking/Devastator.

@  Dekafox : (27 March 2020 - 07:52 AM)

They could just redo Metroplex again too. Especially if it's going to be S3 based. They could also do another Primus to go with the coming Unicron.

@  OverDrive73 : (26 March 2020 - 10:56 PM)

If anyone is bored, or interested... I just added the last chapter to my fanfic comic in Allspark Pictures

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (26 March 2020 - 10:54 PM)

And no.. We could always get Titan Class Superion.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (26 March 2020 - 10:53 PM)

We need Titan Class Transformers Armada Metroplex.

@  Telly : (26 March 2020 - 08:39 PM)

ill be surprised if scorpy isnt the last titan

@  PlutoniumBoss : (26 March 2020 - 05:57 PM)

Too bad a new character titan class figure is pretty much an impossibility.

@  PlutoniumBoss : (26 March 2020 - 05:56 PM)

I want a titan class, really good looking bucket wheel excavator. Like Cybertron Metroplex was supposed to be but didn't quite pull off.

@  wonko the sane? : (26 March 2020 - 03:32 PM)

I just taped up a shower curtain and took my first shower in three weeks. It was heavenly.

@  Rodimus Supreme : (26 March 2020 - 11:48 AM)

I would buy that...

@  Maximus Ambus : (24 March 2020 - 02:03 PM)

Studio Series 100 Titan Class Driller.

@  Sabrblade : (23 March 2020 - 09:05 PM)

I'll give ya 25 cents, a pack of gum, and some peanuts.

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 March 2020 - 07:35 PM)

I can give ya twenty bucks for it.

@  Paladin : (23 March 2020 - 04:28 PM)

hoarder? I hardly know 'er?

@  Dekafox : (23 March 2020 - 01:52 PM)

FOR THE HORDE!

@  repowers : (23 March 2020 - 01:48 PM)

* hordes shrubberies *

@  Telly : (23 March 2020 - 01:46 PM)

YET...

@  PlutoniumBoss : (23 March 2020 - 01:22 PM)

At least we haven't resorted to shouting "NI" at old ladies.

@  CORVUS : (23 March 2020 - 11:04 AM)

Keep it out, and I won't reply to it.

@  RichardT1977 : (23 March 2020 - 08:50 AM)

It's a sad world where we can't discuss our health and safety without it descending into political arguments...

@  fourteenwings : (22 March 2020 - 11:46 PM)

woah I have no idea what's going on here but it's certainly breaking the "keep P&R out of the shoutbox" rules (which really should be enforced like... at all)

@  CORVUS : (22 March 2020 - 11:13 PM)

Ugh, Chinese. Typo-city.

@  CORVUS : (22 March 2020 - 11:11 PM)

Rodimus, you're just flat-out wrong. Trump eliminated the Pandemic Response Team. Trump was advised in January that this could be serious, and he didn't listen. Trump spent weeks downplaying COVID-19 by implying it was a hoax, and then that it was just a type of flu. He was late to close down travel from China, and by the time he closed down air-travel to the EU, that was also too late. He has refused to take responsibility for removing the pandemic response team, even though he basically bragged about it some months before. He's also prematurely talked up treatments using chlorquinine that have not been properly vetted as yet, and he keeps calling COVID-19 the "Chinense virus" because he can't help but be a jerk. Face facts: Trump is an incompetent bungler. Period. Full-stop.


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#41 Nutjob R/T

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:28 AM

GodDAMN I finally got my Order of Wuzzizname.

I'm goin' ta bed.
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:06 AM

Nice. I'll be working on that very soon...

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 05:40 PM

You know what's handy about having a Non-Hardcore Ascension? You can get the Drowsy Sword early in the game. And the Drowsy Sword delevels monsters by 10 just by equiping it, and even further deleveling every time you connect with it.

Made the Bonerdagon pretty easy to beat.


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Posted 14 February 2008 - 05:54 PM

Yeah, I'm thinkin' I'mma skip the whole El Vibrato thing, go ascend (if not for those damned Daily Dungeon keys, damnit) and start over as a Turtle Tamer. Under a Wombat, I think.

Disco Bandit is nice, but I wanna swing some of these clodhammers I've got here. That, and finally smith up these penguinskins.
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Posted 24 February 2008 - 04:42 PM

Sigh... killing off fratboys now... 114 to go... then killing hippies (after doing a few quests)... it's gonna be a long run.. especially since i'm going for wossiname..

Edited by The_Reaper, 24 February 2008 - 04:43 PM.


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Posted 24 February 2008 - 07:57 PM

Yeah, the Order of Wossname is LONG. If you're going for it, don't screw around, do it as fast as you possibly can.

Took me a week to pull off.

And double-check that you've got yourself a flaregun, that's the secret trigger to get the double-kill.

AND LOG YOUR KILLS. Not adventures, kills. Depending on sidequests, your faction racks up some extra kills for you. You have to knock off EXACTLY 999 of each side to trigger the final showdown.

BUT!

On any ascension afterward, if you're not going for the Wossname award, and if you're getting some decent drop rates... Slaughter some frat boys as a hippy, then go do the junkyard sidequest. THEN turn around and start fighting the hippies.

If you complete the Junkyard quest as a hippy, the the hippies get instances of Bailey's Beetles, VW bugs. They get some of the BEST drops in the game. Floorboard cruft, which, while disgusting to handle, does 100-120 Stench damage, and stuns the target for two turns of combat; And Battered Hubcaps, which are off-hand shields, giving you +15 muscle, +100 (Yes, one hundred) HP, and So-So resistance to ALL elements.

By the time I was finished slaughtering the hippies, I had over a dozen hubcaps, which made for some great karma handing them out to mid-level n00bs, and a trunkload of floorboard cruft, what made a lot of fights a whole lot easier.

Edited by Nutjob R/T, 24 February 2008 - 07:59 PM.

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Posted 26 February 2008 - 01:24 PM

Holds hand up in the air *DA NA NA NAAAAAA* You have recieved... Order of the Silver Wossname!!!


I'm never wasting that many adventures on that again... lol. Second run through and soon I'll ascend for a second time... I'm thinking of a HCO run... but i might go one more softcore run... maybe like a softcore boozfatarian...

idk... suggestions? hmmm...

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Posted 26 February 2008 - 06:15 PM

Mneh. Turtle Tamer is less than pleasing, I'll tell you that much, under the Wombat.

I need to find some way to buff my Mysticality stat, hard. I'm 41/33/63 after spending a week bouncing off Gnirf.
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Posted 26 February 2008 - 11:50 PM

QUOTE(Nutjob R/T @ Feb 26 2008, 06:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mneh. Turtle Tamer is less than pleasing, I'll tell you that much, under the Wombat.

I need to find some way to buff my Mysticality stat, hard. I'm 41/33/63 after spending a week bouncing off Gnirf.


Crazy little turkish delights. If you can get a hand on em they're a giant help. GIANT help. You dont get many adventures (~1-3) but you get like 30-40 myst stat for just 1 fulness... it really adds up.

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 01:08 AM

Hey guys... Everyone still loathin?
I'm havin a hard time leveling up on my first hardcore run with my pastamancer...
rdeluca
is my username... anyway, I'm using a bloodfaced volleyball and I am havin an impossible time leveling up for the giant castle in the sky. *sigh*

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 01:50 PM

QUOTE(The_Reaper @ Apr 4 2008, 02:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey guys... Everyone still loathin?
I'm havin a hard time leveling up on my first hardcore run with my pastamancer...
rdeluca
is my username... anyway, I'm using a bloodfaced volleyball and I am havin an impossible time leveling up for the giant castle in the sky. *sigh*


I'm a Turtle Tamer and haven't ascended yet, but I'm currently having the same problem. I was using a Ghuol Whelp for a while, but I recently switched to a Sabre-Toothed Lime to see how that one works out.


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Posted 05 April 2008 - 08:02 PM

I'm idling in my third ascension. Killed off all the frat boys and did all the side quests as a hippie, but now I've turned around and I'm clearing out the hippies too, just for the loot. I think I'm at thirty-odd hubcaps now.

Gonna softcore perm the Super-Advanced Cocktail Crafting, do a run as a Seal Clubber to get double-fisted skull smashing.

I've yet to do a Myst ascension, though. Do another run as a DB and perm Torso Awaregness before I go that way, and gather up the last few bits for my Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot. Or... Whatever the order for those things are.

And if you're looking for a buffing familiar, hit some turns South Of The Border, get an Irate Sombrero and Poultrygeist, paste them together for a Hovering Sombrero. Sombreros do better as stat buffers, when monster levels are higher; At equal weight, the break-even point is ALWAYS at ML 100.

Someone spent a LOT of time and a lot of very high-level math to crunch out all the formulae out of a massive pool of results. I'm kind of amazed at that, from an academic standpoint.
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Posted 05 April 2008 - 08:34 PM

Bah, you guys and your ascensions and your hardcores. The cool people are the ones who are still on their first time through.

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE(Andrusi @ Apr 5 2008, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bah, you guys and your ascensions and your hardcores. The cool people are the ones who are still on their first time through.


Psh, I've only ascended 2 times and now i'm dyin on a hardcore run icon-fire.gif

It goes much faster the second time around... you have all that stuff n thang you got your first ascension to use...

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Posted 13 April 2008 - 12:45 AM

QUOTE(Nutjob R/T @ Apr 5 2008, 09:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm idling in my third ascension. Killed off all the frat boys and did all the side quests as a hippie, but now I've turned around and I'm clearing out the hippies too, just for the loot. I think I'm at thirty-odd hubcaps now.

Gonna softcore perm the Super-Advanced Cocktail Crafting, do a run as a Seal Clubber to get double-fisted skull smashing.

I've yet to do a Myst ascension, though. Do another run as a DB and perm Torso Awaregness before I go that way, and gather up the last few bits for my Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot. Or... Whatever the order for those things are.

And if you're looking for a buffing familiar, hit some turns South Of The Border, get an Irate Sombrero and Poultrygeist, paste them together for a Hovering Sombrero. Sombreros do better as stat buffers, when monster levels are higher; At equal weight, the break-even point is ALWAYS at ML 100.

Someone spent a LOT of time and a lot of very high-level math to crunch out all the formulae out of a massive pool of results. I'm kind of amazed at that, from an academic standpoint.


Got a lvl 20 Sombrero now... struggling through HC pasta lvl 11 quest... and i currently have 10 packages that need opening... *twitch*
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also messing around on the /games chat channel... which is pretty awesome - a lot of stuff for free there if you just hang around a while and pay attention.

Uhhh anyways... That is all. *waves and runs off to draw on his new drawing tablet-thingy*

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*bump*

Has anyone here been to Hobopolis yet? I haven't, because my current clan doesn't have anywhere near enough Meat to buy a basement. icon-wildride.gif

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 02:34 PM

Well hello there! I haven't seen this thread in a while.
Yeah, I've been bumming around in there... but i was way too low leveled to actually do any good.
I made it through the sewers... but the hobos are pretty evil... and painful... even when i was at level 16.
eh.

So instead i decided to reascend (after spending the last of my adventures making bandages and stuff in Hobopolis (people can use them as a spell like action on their turn) and I actually got awarded an item from there cause someone was nice enough to give me their double (or maybe third i dunno) of an item for my effort... but i'm in hardcore so i cant play around with iiit x-p

anywho. yes.

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:55 PM

There's only really one fight I really love in this game.

UNDYING!
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