tec's bar reopened for a 4 time

Caldwin

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Citizen
Eh? Is he supposed to be talking after going through the chipper?

*tosses Wheels through the chipper again*

*goes to the basement and yells down*

I think you'll find resurrection much more preferable to staying inside a chipped body that's already been made into food.
 

Notomus

Unofficial Pope of Devconism
Citizen
Due to the repeated moves and restarts, I've had to cheap out a little on some of the non-alcoholic drink options.

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Ah yes, people
IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!
What you gonna do about it? Starve?
 

Caldwin

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Citizen
I found this thread on the second page. This is unacceptable! *throws Notomus into the meat grinder*

Nope, no starving. I think I'll help make more.
 

Spin-Out

terminal shitposter
Citizen
"Nice to see people getting messily killed is still a normal thing here. I'll have some extra spicy sake. I want something that makes my mouth feel like it's on fire."

What's your alignment again, Akane?

"Listen, just because I'm Chaotic Good doesn't mean I can't enjoy some comedic sociopathy."
 

Caldwin

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Citizen
She certainly hasn't list that deadly efficiency.

*comes back up from the basement*
That seemed disproportionate.

Don't hug with a hobgoblin, dude. They'll hug you up. Could you pass me some chips?

Sure thing!
...
Creepy salsa bowl!
 

Caldwin

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Citizen
*hesitates*
Just how spicy are we talking?

Don't be a wuss!
*tries some sake*
*breaths fire*
Dayum that's got one hell of a kick!


*takes a swig of some Captain Morgan spiced rum*
 

Wheelimus

Administrator
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
*flies into the bar from the top of the Last Post Mountain*

Nice place you got here, where's Tec?
 

Wheelimus

Administrator
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I thought the whimpering from beneath my feet was unusual.

*steps off*

wonder how long it'll take him to recover so I can get a drink.
 

Caldwin

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Citizen
*hands Wheelimus a whiskey*

You know, it's usually best to get all the booze you can before the owner recovers. That way he doesn't know how much you owe.
 


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