Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
The boss might be lying.

Honestly, finance guys prefer smaller frequent repairs over one huge replacement even if the repairs end up costing way more in the long run, just because one-time expenses can be way more annoying for us.
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
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"Okay. Can you tell us why you didn't want to see this ad?" :3

Actually I was just swiping junk out of my inbox and you spawned the ad right where I was swiping, hoping I would accidentally open it. I never even got to see what the ad was.

You idiot.
 

DefaultOption

Sourball
Citizen
That's already happened if you count all the COBOL systems out there.
Some time in the early '00s my dad got pinged by a headhunter who was desperate to find people who knew COBOL. I never got the whole story about how they got my dad's name, but as evidence of just how desperate they were, the sum total of my dad's COBOL experience had been a two-month summer internship in the mid-1960s.
 

unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
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Dogshit comic written by somebody either on lots of drugs or legit tinfoil hat crazy, but it was worth it for this panel.
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
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SAMSUNG ACCOUNT 7:53 PM
Samsung account legal terms updated
Tap here to agree to the new Privacy Notice.

I want to strangle whoever's writing these updates.
 

Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
i do not want my house sold. i want to keep my house, i want the sale cancelled. i want my house to remain my house. it is my home, i do not want to sell my home. it is mine, i do not think it should be sold. nobody gives a shit about my feelings or mental health here. the fact that, come next week, the sale will be finalized is literally killing me inside and i don't know why others don't understand this. my mental health is being completely ruined over this shit, i want to keep my home.

i want to stop the sale, i want to stop it. my home cannot be sold, i don't care what i have to do. i do not care if 'the trustee legally can sell it', it is MY home. i cannot deal with the fact that i am losing my home and one of my safe spaces. i want to keep my home forever. i was promised by my grandpa that i would inherit this home after he died and now, not even 4 months after he passes, i am going to lose it.

it is not fair, it is not fair. i want to keep my home, i want to keep my home, i want to keep my home, i want to keep my home, i want to keep my home. everything is being screwed up, i don't know why i should even live anymore because of it. i want to keep my home more than anything, i want to keep it. nobody understands this, my mental and emotional needs matter and losing my home is legitimately hurting me.

I WANT TO KEEP MY HOME.
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
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Council of Elders
Citizen
I feel for you Fnu. sometimes the moon seems too big to yell at - even when that's the only thing keeping you up at night, so you yell at the clouds instead because they aren't covering it up like they damn well could be.

Very well put, but I can confirm that the moon is not the source of the mysterious light outside my bedroom window that sometimes keeps me up at night.
 

Caldwin

Just plain batty!
Citizen
Is it really though? I think "the truth is out there" is just a message those in power put out there to placate the masses.
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I have no survival instincts, so I have gone outside to look. It's not the moon and it's not the neighbors.
 


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