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Haywire

Collecter of Gobots and Godzilla
Citizen

It's from the latest chapter of Atomic Robo, the World's Greatest Science Adventure Magazine!

...and if you've never read Atomic Robo, you should go back and read the archive. It's really the best comic about a robot action scientist there is.
 

Paladin

Well-known member
Citizen
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts cost $2.89 a pound while deer nuts are under a buck."
 

Caldwin

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Citizen
Why is it that whenever someone says 'with all due respect', they really mean 'kiss my ass'?


also, I forget the exact phrasing, but someone was on the phone and said something along the lines of:
"Would you please call me mother? Great! Now can you say it like there isn't another word that comes after it?"
 

Paladin

Well-known member
Citizen
What did Abraham say to Issac while upgrading his home computer?

"My son, God will provide the RAM."
 

Caldwin

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Citizen
There is no amount of guilt that will change your past and no amount of worry that will change your future
 


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