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I therefore pretended to fall in with his views, and asked him what dates I should put on the letters. He calculated a minute, and then said:—
“The first should be June 12, the second June 19, and the third June 29.” I know now the span of my life. God help me!
I passed to my room and went to bed, and, strange to say, slept without dreaming. Despair has its own calms.
Madness were easy to bear compared with truth like this.
“The first should be June 12, the second June 19, and the third June 29.” I know now the span of my life. God help me!
I passed to my room and went to bed, and, strange to say, slept without dreaming. Despair has its own calms.
Madness were easy to bear compared with truth like this.
"If you will excuse me, I am somewhat preoccupied with telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down."
"Do your job, because if you don't, we'll do it for you. And we have no idea what the **** we're doing."
"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
Life is Soup and i am Chopsticks
"My good sir, these are hard times," said Riose, with meaning, "and you have children and friends. You have a country for which you have mouthed phrases of love and folly in the past. Come, if I should decide to use force, my aim would not be so poor as to strike you."
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.
"That's the problem with infinite possibilities. One of them is infinite boredom."
"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."
"You live well."
"I'm taking revenge on a great many people."
"I'm taking revenge on a great many people."
"Did you know I once removed a spleen with just a nail clipper, a bottle cap, and two ounces of tuna oil?"
"Oh yeah? Did your patient want their spleen removed?"
"That's besides the point."
"Oh yeah? Did your patient want their spleen removed?"
"That's besides the point."
“He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.”
"The saying, 'Life is just one damn thing after another,' is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap."
"I used to think spells equaled power, too, back when I was alive. I've learned a lot since then. You know what does equal power? Power. Power equals power. Crazy, huh? But the type of power? Doesn't matter as much as you'd think. It turns out, everything is oddly balanced. Weird, but true. For example....."
"--Urrk!"
"....Right now, power takes the form of a +8 racial bonus to Listen skill checks."
"--Urrk!"
"....Right now, power takes the form of a +8 racial bonus to Listen skill checks."