Quotes

[Caldwin]

Trevor: I'll come back later. See if you can find some beer.

Sypha: I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer.

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Alucard: Oh please! We're not children.

Sypha: (leaves)

Trevor: Eat shit and die.

Alucard: Yes, **** you.

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Trevor: I terrify them, Sypha disorients them, Alucard goes over the top and we support him.

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Sypha: Shit!

Trevor: What did you just say?

Sypha: I said shit, okay?

Trevor: Yes, it's just that you never...you know...curse.

Sypha: I never used to. And then all this happened and then you happened.

Trevor: Me?

Sypha: Yes you! I was nice! And then I met you and now I'm like you.

Trevor: Oh, so it's my fault!

Sypha: It's all your fault. You did this to me.

Trevor: I found you turned into a statue in a ******* tomb!

Sypha: And climbed all over me and since that moment, everything has been shit and...I'M ******* TALKING HERE! You turned me into someone who says "shit." ****ity shit hairy arse-warts giant slimy balls...SHIT!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"Practical, smart, and a little bit evil."
"I'm the chief financial officer. Those exact words are in my resume."

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly."

 

[Paladin]

What's the difference between Betty White & Paul Walker?

Spoiler

Walker hit a hundred before he died.