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[Wheelimus]

Stolen from our Discord chat, which more of you guys should join.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

So that's why the GOP is so anti-education. Growing education has made it difficult to find enough fiddle-playing hillbillies to keep the devil population under control. Makes as much sense as any other explanation.

 

[Wheelimus]

Yeah I guess Charlie Daniels just doesn't make it to tour the deep south as must anymore to keep the devil at bay. Dude's getting up there in years.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Plus, you know, the record deal let him move out of the south.

 

[Ungnome]

Besides, I'm pretty sure it's hard to fiddle when you're six feet under and rigor mortis has set in.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Hard, but not impossible.

 

[Wheelimus]

Ha, didn't even know he was dead. Who will be the next great fiddle player to rise up to fight the devil?!?

 

[wonko the sane?]

Leela.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[Shattered Trousers]

Play this card when it is not the right time to talk about gun control.

~L~

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[abates]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1530911156612784128

 

[Pale Rider]

Tearful Uvalde Residents Thank Police For Protecting Parking Lot From Gunman

UVALDE, TX—In an expression of gratitude for keeping the community’s beloved stretch of asphalt safe, tearful Uvalde residents thanked law enforcement Thursday for protecting Robb Elementary School’s parking lot from a gunman. “To the brave officers who heroically stood outside the school to...

www.theonion.com

 

[Patch]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1531409828404465664