New Target Collaborative

[TriBlurr]

Considering the laser Prime weapons are absent. It's possible Target didn't want it to be armed.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

The white forehead crest looks like an angry eyebrow. As a former Target employee, I can relate.

 

[Dvandom]

Yeah, playing fetch with the concrete balls is gonna end poorly.

---Dave

 

[Donocropolis]

Yeah, playing fetch with the concrete balls is gonna end poorly.

---Dave

Reminds me of an old bit from the show "Get Smart." They were discussing some criminals that all died during a raid on Fort Knox.

Person 1: "Three of the men were shot by guards as they tossed a bag of gold bars down to the fourth man on the ground"
Person 2: "How did the fourth man die?"
Person 1: "He caught the bag."

 

[Sabrblade]

Apparently, everything about this figure is meant to be nonviolent in nature.

The sword and gun accessories are absent. The missile pods in Optimus's shoulders are now meant to be drink canisters that he, in theory, could pop out of his shoulders for a drink. And the gun assembly from inside his trailer is supposed to fold up, attach to his arm, and act as an item scanner.

This Optimus isn't a warrior, he's a retail worker. Even his grill tummy now looks like a receipt!

 

[Shadewing]

If I wanted to give him weapons, I can give him the ones from SG Magnus; they're red and he doesn't need them.

 

[unluckiness]

Does the matrix represent his promotion to shift manager or something?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

He wanted a raise, but all they could give him was a Matrix party.

 

[Blindmouse]

I don't quite see/understand what the "dog" is supposed to be in alt mode. Since it isn't really a cassette, is it just supposed to be a tablet or something?

Edit: Nevermind, I guess he's a package...

I'm pretty sure he's a giftcard.

 

[Sabrblade]

I'm pretty sure he's a giftcard.

Hasbro revealed in the fan stream that Bullseye's altmode is a "bubble mailer".

 

[Gizmoboy]

I love how he uses the Trailer bot as a scanner. That is really clever.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I love stuff like that. It's clearly the result of someone playing with the toy and suddenly having a silly idea.

 

[Blot]

He wanted a raise, but all they could give him was a Matrix party.

Getting the Matrix and it means is you get more job responsibility but no increase in pay... no wonder Rodimus just gained all his wrinkles in an instant.

 

[Blindmouse]

Hasbro revealed in the fan stream that Bullseye's altmode is a "bubble mailer".

Well then... I stand corrected.

I never would have guessed that.

 

[Princess Viola]

The missile pods in Optimus's shoulders are now meant to be drink canisters that he, in theory, could pop out of his shoulders for a drink.

the secret return of pepsi convoy???????????????

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Now I want Missing Link Prime as Pepsi Prime.

 

[Agent X]

The red eyes make him evil looking more than weapons would.

 

[Shadewing]

The red eyes make him evil looking more than weapons would.

Target forbids the use of blue, those are the colors of the enemy: Walmart.

 

[Sabrblade]

Target forbids the use of blue, those are the colors of the enemy: Walmart.

So you're saying, if we ever get a Walmart-themed Megatron, he needs to have blue eyes.